LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
Name: Margo Rutherford
Eye Color: Amber
Hair: Reddish Brown
Height: 5′0″
Clothing Style: Revealing clothing to display her scars, but very Witchy and loose. Boho, almost.
Best Physical Feature: “I’m quite proud of my body, scars, stretchmarks and all. Its my vessel, it carries my stories well.”
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
Your Fears: "The Ocean. Ohoho, you think its so nice and peaceful don’t you? Sitting on the beach dreaming of getting out there? WRONG - Its full of dangers untold. Monsters, and Starbitches, and Tiny things that prick you and can kill you. And don’t get me started on suckers.
...And cielings. I hate buildings. I prefer an open sky.
....And cages. And loss. So what if I have alot of fears?”
Your Guilty Pleasure: “I rarely indulge in the finer things. I have no need for it, and so I reject it.... But... Sometimes, especially during my pregnancy with River, I’d have my husband sneaking to town to buy me boxes of caramels and chocolates.”
Your Biggest Pet Peeve: “Gilnean Druids. What the fuck? You are Gilnean so you come as a Witch, not a Druid. To become a Druid you have to reject and throw away your history as a Witch, and follow the Cenarion Circle blindly. To abandon your culture so quickly -- Tis one of my greatest pet peeves.” ((Margo’s thoughts, not the writer’s thoughts))
Your Ambition for the Future: "I want to raise an extremely large family of talented, intelligent, and compassionate Witches. I wish to bring back the Harvest Witch culture and share it with the World.”
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
Your First Thoughts Waking Up: “I begin with making a list for the day, starting with taking care of my youngest two. Getting them fed and changed for the day is the most important start, followed by getting the eldest two dressed and washed up. Then I can start breakfast. I’m a mother! I tend to my family. We have quite a bit of property, with quite a bit of things to do!” She laughed brightly.
What You Think About the Most: “It depends on the day, but most of my thoughts I would say are dedicated to my children.”
What You Think About Before Bed: “Again, I start making a list. Lists... Help. They sort my mind better than anything else.”
You Think Your Best Quality Is: "My Kindness. I want to help anyone and everyone. My husband thinks its a dangerous flaw... But I’m still alive after this time, yes?”
LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
Single or Group Dates: "Well... Tough question for me, considering I’m not only with my husband but with two others, Norah and Wade. I suppose a balance is needed, some alone time with my Husband, and then group time with my other loves.” She blinked a few times, before nodding surely. “Boooooooth?” Margo smirked
To be Loved or Respected: "...Respect. I know that sounds harsh, but I’ve been deeply and passionately loved by someone who could not respect my thoughts, my words, or my time. I made the decision to leave, and found myself happier even without his love.”
Beauty or Brains: “Brains, of course.”
Dogs or Cats: "I love all animals. I’d have a pet crocolisk if Laszlo would let me. But I have a special bond with the pup my husband bought me as a gift. So I suppose Dogs -- just don’t tell my cats Finneas and Pancake.”
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Lie: “I will always keep my word to you-- But yes. Occasionally to others I may lie. But I’m terribly dreadful at lying, anyone can tell. Laszlo teases me of all my ‘tells’.”
Believe in Yourself: "Absolutely.”
Believe in Love: "Without a doubt.”
Want Someone: "My Laszlo.”
LAYER SIX: EVER?
Been on Stage: "Not particularly. But I have presented about Harvest Witch culture before to groups.”
Done Drugs: “Depends on what you consider a drug, but yes. Plenty.”
Changed Who You Were to Fit In: "When I’m to Drustvar, or any cities or towns in Boralus I tend to dress like the common folk. The same with my daughters. Although we’re merely Harvest Witches, I’d be afraid we’d be hung up in nooses for all the bones and furs we wear.”
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
Favorite Color: "A deeper red. Also, green.”
Favorite Animal: "Theres no way I could possibly decide that... I love them all in different ways...” She tapped on her lower lip with her index in thought for a few seconds before she said, “The Lynx.”
Favorite Game: "I set my girls up with parchments almost every day as part of their education. A description of reagants I want them to find in the area around our home. Daffodils, clovers, apples, certain varieties of mushrooms. I know they’re all there, but its almost like a ‘Seeking’ game. I love them, and the girls do too. To be perceptive and still enough to find the smallest details is always fun.”
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
Day Your Next Birthday Will Be: "April 30th.”
How Old Will You Be: “Twenty... Six? Twenty five? I don’t know.”
Age You Lost Your Virginity: “Quite young. To be honest it wasn’t such a big deal at the time. I think in heinsight I would have scolded myself more. But it was with people I trust so... I look back to those years fondly.”
Does Age Matter: “No, consent is what matters.”
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best Personality: “Kindness, humorous, compassionate, and willing to know and understand I am entirely free in every way. Someone who will never attempt to snuff out who I am.”
Best Eye Color: “Pale Silver”
Best Hair Color: “Ashen blonde.”
Best thing to do with a Partner: The Witch suddenly laughed, shaking her head. “Really! Must I even say?! No, surely you know the best thing to do with a Partner... Beyond hiking”
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: "My Family.”
I feel: “Finally comfortable and safe.”
I hide: “I cannot read or write very well. I’ve practiced over the years but most of our culture was by word of mouth... I had no reason to learn writing, and quite frankly rejected it.”
I miss: “My friends and family I have lost over the years.”
I wish: "For my children to grow into wonderful, happy people.”
@goldsworn
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Now or Never - Chapter 5 (A NeganxRoxy fic)
The Saviours are about to go to war with Alexandria and tensions are high. Negan wants what’s best for his people but wants as little casualties as possible but it almost seems impossible. Roxy is struggling to admit her feelings to Negan not wanting to make the situation worse and give him more to worry about. Will there be a good outcome for both of them?
This is the third and final instalment in the canon NeganxRoxy series.
Please leave comments, kudos and reblogs if you like it. It really helps me out as a writer, lemme know if you wanna be on the taglist as well :)
Warnings: Language, Gore, Suicide (dont read if it triggers you), Drinking
Chapter 5
Roxy’s P.O.V
Negan and I had barely slept last night because we were both trying to come up with a plan to lead the walkers away from this place. And we'd done that downstairs by the main entrance, we wanted to make sure it was reinforced. If anything had come inside, we would have dealt with it. Negan felt mostly responsible for this situation, these people inside depended on him to keep them safe and alive. I wanted to take some of that burden from him. Rationing had come into effect and I'd made sure I was doing my part with that too. I'd only eaten a granola bar the whole day. And the lack of food and sleep was already taking a toll on me, I had a headache that I was doing my best to ignore. It’s times like these I missed coffee.
Negan placed his hand on my shoulder in a comforting manner. I smiled softly, kissing the back of his hand.
“You need to get some sleep,” he spoke.
“I’m okay.”
“Baby girl your running on fumes. Just take a few hours to rest. I can hold the fort for that time.”
“You need sleep as much as I do. So perhaps you should nap with me.”
“As much as I would like too, I can't. This was a round the clock job before shit hit the fan.”
“And what use will you be to these people when your too tired to defend them?”
Negan recoiled as if I’d bitten him. I hadnt meant what I’d said to come across so bitchy.
“You’re a bit of a bitch when you don’t get any sleep,” he spoke.
“But I’m right.”
“Yeah. We’ll take it in shifts. Will that get you off my back?”
My shoulders slumped, I hadnt meant to make him feel like that. Now I really felt awful. Perhaps we both got cranky with a lack of sleep and food. Negan sighed, knowing he shouldn’t have snapped at me.
“Looks like I turn into an ass too,” he explained.
“I get it, theres a lot of pressure on you at the moment. If me taking a nap will give you less to worry about, then I’ll go and take a nap.”
“Your one of the best when it comes to taking out walkers, I need you sharp.”
“Yes sir,” I said with a wink.
This got him to smile. I kissed his cheek before heading upstairs towards our room. I passed the wives living space on the way, debating whether or not I should check up on them. I continued past the door, I would after my nap. Before I could turn the corner, I heard screaming.
I spun on my heel, bolting to the door. I burst in finding none of the wives in the living room area. Had someone come in that wasn’t allowed entry? A walker couldn’t have gotten in, that was impossible. I found the wives in the hallway, outside one of the bedrooms. Sabrina, Frankie and Grace were unharmed. They were comforting one another. That’s when I realized Amber wasn’t with them. My blood ran cold as horrible situations ran through my head. Frankie glanced at me and pulled the other two aside.
“Where’s Amber?” I asked, afraid of the answer.
Grace choked on a sob, she was almost hysterical. Frankie was the one who seemed to have it together the most.
“Frankie, I need you to take Sabrina and Grace into the lounge and then I need you to go and get Negan okay, he’s downstairs on the bottom floor,” I explained.
Frankie nodded, kicking off her heels so she’d be able to move faster. She led the others away and I braced myself for what awaited me inside.
I opened the door, my free hand on the hilt of my machete. I didn’t want to know what was on the other side of that door but I had to protect the others. I pushed it open and felt my blood run cold at the sight before me. Amber was swaying slightly, with a noose tied around her neck. Her wrists had been slashed, deep red marks across her skin. There was blood across the room, two larger stains gathered on the white rug bellow her. She'd written ‘sorry’ in her blood across the mirror at her dressing table. It was a sight worthy of a horror movie. I even spied an empty bottle of pills and an empty wine bottle too. But what was worse, as if this wasn’t enough, Amber had turned. She was desperately reaching out to me, her groans weak and breathy. I didn’t know what to do, scream and cry or cut her down and put her to rest?
I didn’t realize how long I had stood there gawking until Negan made his presence known with a string of profanities. I turned to him, tears in my eyes. This would be the third wife he'd lost.
“I’m sorry,” I managed.
Negans expression was unreadable but I could only imagine what he was feeling right now. I knew he was blaming himself. I was blaming myself too, I felt somewhat responsible for this. That I should have done more to reassure Amber and make her feel safe. I should have gotten someone to keep an eye on her.
“I need to cut her down,” Negan spoke.
He up righted the knocked over stool by her dangling feet before climbing it. Amber attempted to turn to grab him but she couldn’t swing herself round. Negan took out a small knife and drove it through Ambers temple, killing her instantly.
I wrapped my arms around her waist as Negan began cutting the rope. The more rope that gave, the more of her weight I took. I wasn’t going to let her just drop as if she didn’t matter. I let her body down gently, laying her on the floor. As if the walker’s situation couldn’t get any worse outside, now we had a body on our hands. Whilst we wanted to give her a proper burial, we wouldn’t be able too until the walkers were gone. I felt useless, frustrated that I hadn't found a way to get us out of this situation by now. None of this would have happened if we’d just fucking killed Rick and his group in the first place. Amber would still be here, as well as Sherry and countless of others. Negan would be sleeping fucking peacefully at night without any added worry. Any anger I had felt before was now explicitly directed at Alexandria. I forced myself to my feet and headed to the bathroom. I wet a cloth and stormed back into the bedroom, beginning to clean the bloodied mirror.
“You don’t need to do that,” Negan spoke.
“I need to do something.”
Negan took the towel from me, using it to cover the weapons of Ambers destruction on her dressing table.
“The sooner we get out of here the better,” I grumbled.
“Why so you can go around to Rick's place and get yourself killed?”
“Someone's gotta take him out, he deserves it after how many we’ve lost.”
“Your letting your anger do the talking.”
“It’s either that or I blame myself for not doing more to make Amber feel safe!”
Negan placed his hands on my shoulders, clearly unhappy with my statement. I avoided his gaze, knowing it would just piss me off more and the last thing I needed to do was take this out on him.
“That’s not on you, Ambers on me. That’s all my fault. It was my job to protect her and make her feel safe, not yours,” Negan explained.
I shook my head; she came to me almost hysterical when Negan had been outside. I should have done more; I should have at least put someone on guard duty to make her feel safer.
“I should have come here sooner, I could have done something,” I insisted.
“And then if something had happened downstairs you would have beaten yourself up for not being there. You can’t save everyone baby girl.”
“It’s not fair,” my voice wavered as I struggled to fight back tears.
Negan pulled me into a tight hug, stroking my hair, “I know, none of this shit is ever fair.”
We stayed like this for a while, offering comfort to each other. But we couldn’t stay like this forever, now we had more work to do.
“I’ll go and make sure the others are okay, you want me to radio for someone to clean this up?” I asked.
“No. I can do that. You’ve done more than you should have too.”
I headed out to the living room and made myself a drink. Frankie was doing her best to take Grace and Sabrina’s mind off the current situation, but it wasn’t going as well as she had planned. Grace was still sobbing into Sabrina’s shoulder whilst Sabrina was attempting to keep it together and offer comfort. I sat down opposite them, racking my brain for anything to say that would make this situation better.
“Did she show any signs, last night?” I asked.
“No. We would have done something otherwise,” Frankie insisted.
I nodded, of course they would have. That was a stupid question. I downed my drink, placing the glass on the coffee table.
“I don’t know what I can do to make this better,” I confessed.
Sabrina reached over with the hand that wasn’t wrapped around Grace, placing it on my knee in a comforting manner.
“There isn't anything, anybody could do. But it’s not anybody’s fault. We can’t be sitting around here blaming each other,” Sabrina spoke softly.
I didn’t know about that; I was finding it pretty easy to point the blame at Rick.
“We all could have done more, hell one of us should have fucking checked on her last night,” Frankie snapped.
“Like we could have done for Sherry?” I asked.
Frankie avoided my gaze, keeping quiet now. She knew there was nothing any of us could have done to stop Amber killing herself and Sherry running away. Its times like this I wish Sherry were here, that I realized how much I missed her. She would know what to do, she’d know what to say to keep the girls calm. She would have held them all together, Amber would still be here.
“We are getting out of here, I promise. I don’t care what it takes, I will get rid of those fuckers outside,” I spoke, “when I do, we can have a proper funeral for Amber. I want you to start thinking of a spot outside where we can bury her.”
The door opened and Simon and Dwight stepped inside looking a little uncomfortable. It’s not often another man got to step foot here and considering the circumstances it just made it worse. Simon offered me a sympathetic smile before following Dwight to the bedrooms. A little while later they carried out Ambers body that had been wrapped in bedsheets. I waited for Negan to follow them out, but he was still in Ambers room. I got up and refilled my drink before going to look for him. He stood with his back to me, looking out of her window.
“Hey,” I spoke softly, “you okay?”
“Oh you know me baby girl, I’ll be okay so long as you are.”
“And what if I’m not okay.”
“Then I guess we’re both fucked,” he chuckled.
I managed a small giggle before my eyes filled with tears again. I took a deep breath to try and compose myself. I handed him the drink, which he too downed. I laced my fingers with his, squeezing his hand. So long as we had each other and this place, I knew that eventually things would be okay again.
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-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] began trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 20:56 --
[08:56] KS: heloo kiwi
[08:56] TS: Hey hey!! It's been a while, dude. :3
[08:56] TS: How's the doggo?
[08:56] KS: way too loong~
[08:57] KS: mooms gooood, still being a
[08:57] KS: bitkh~ ;)
[08:57] TS: SO like, where ARE you now?
[08:58] KS: uuuuummmmm the edge oof a foorest? its at a krooss sektioon oof water
[08:58] KS: yoou?
[08:59] TS: You get lost so easily. :/ As for me, I'm still in the same place. Prol'ly gonna have to move soon though.
[08:59] KS: ooh yeah? why this time?
[08:59] KS: and oo be fair i wanter aimlessly
[09:00] KS: wander*
[09:00] KS: too*
[09:00] KS: shut it
[09:00] TS: ^_^ Because it's not "SAFE"
[09:00] TS: You know the drill
[09:00] KS: yup i get ya
[09:01] KS: hoonestly with hoow kloose we are too the water im kinda woorried aboout seadwellers
[09:01] TS: I can never convince them that it's fine for us to stay in one place, so maybe if you send me your coordinates I can trick them into moving us closer together
[09:02] KS: dude, doo they knoow that i knoow?
[09:02] TS: Uhhhhhh
[09:02] TS: no
[09:02] TS: It's a secret
[09:02] KS: danger.
[09:03] TS: ;)
[09:03] KS: they might hurt me oor moom foor knoowing brootatoo
[09:03] KS: just leave. yoour a groown assed trooll
[09:03] TS: Look, I'll just pick the location without telling them WHY I wanna go there
[09:03] TS: They never need to know you exist
[09:03] KS: mmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmm
[09:04] KS: doo yoou feel the skeptikisim in my exeading amoount oof ms?
[09:04] TS: Yes, I feel it. The Mm's leak into my very core, staining me in an expression of doubt and deliciousness
[09:05] TS: Just gimme the coordinayes
[09:05] KS: kinky~ yeah oone sek
[09:05] KS: {koooordinates SENT}
[09:06] TS: {coordinates RECEIVED}
[09:06] TS: Hey, thanks
[09:06] KS: ill make sure moom doosnt eat yoou
[09:06] KS: aktully shell think its gooood that im getting pakk mates
[09:07] TS: Hopefully I'll be seeing you in the near future. THEN we can worry about your mom eating me
[09:07] KS: i mean its soomething too prewarn aboout
[09:08] KS: ya knoow?
[09:08] TS: Hey, quick question... Is it grassy there?
[09:08] KS: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah
[09:08] KS: alergies?
[09:08] TS: I dunno. No?
[09:09] KS: then why ask aboout gras?
[09:09] KS: grass
[09:09] KS: gy j5trw4
[09:09] TS: This cross-section of water... Is it a river or a lake?
[09:09] KS: its woooods oon edge oof sea. theres a lake kloose by
[09:10] KS: oone sek ive goot soomoone litatally stinkking there noose oon my skrean
[09:11] TS: oh geez.
[09:11] TS: Hi mom.
[09:11] KS: she likks the skrean when ever she sees yoour writing
[09:11] KS: kooloor bling my left boottoom moost grub foooot
[09:11] TS: What
[09:12] KS: kooloor blind*
[09:12] KS: she likes yoou
[09:12] KS: i think
[09:12] TS: What X2 combo
[09:12] KS: ... when we talk
[09:12] TS: I don't see what that has to do with grub fet
[09:13] KS: she kisses the koomputer
[09:13] TS: How does that have ANYTHING to do with your grub feet??
[09:14] KS: ... yoouve never heard that expressioon?!
[09:14] TS: What's the expression that I'm apparently missing?
[09:14] KS: my left foooot just moore indepth
[09:14] KS: its like
[09:15] KS: thing is tootaly real!
[09:15] KS: bull shit aka my left foooot
[09:15] TS: Oh wait. I think I get it now.
[09:15] KS: i just went krazy with it
[09:15] TS: Okay. So your doggo mom can see color. THAT is your point.
[09:15] KS: yes
[09:16] KS: gooood joob
[09:16] KS: yoou did it
[09:16] KS: im soo prooud
[09:16] TS: eat my shorts
[09:17] TS: Irakit
[09:17] TS: Why do you roam?
[09:17] KS: woodoont yoou wear kakies?
[09:17] KS: bekause im a loow blooood and id like too live?
[09:18] KS: i doont knoow what yoou mean?
[09:18] KS: why doo yoou
[09:18] TS: I wouldn't roam if I had the choice. :/
[09:19] KS: wait why is that saness
[09:19] KS: why stay still?
[09:19] TS: It would be nice to be able to sit still and make some IRL friends
[09:19] TS: We could hang out
[09:19] TS: Find a favorite spot
[09:19] KS: ...
[09:19] TS: Like a picnic
[09:20] TS: sorry
[09:20] TS: That's dumb
[09:20] KS: noow im goonna have too likk yoou foor being kute
[09:20] TS: Crikey
[09:20] KS: noope its sweet
[09:20] KS: tootaly dangeroous and woould happen after the doown fall oof skookiety
[09:21] KS: but super sweet, and kute
[09:21] TS: I mean, it'd be cool if we didn't have to usurp society in order to go to a cafe or something
[09:21] TS: I'd like to meet people
[09:21] KS: thats true...
[09:22] KS: id like too like meat peoople and noot have too run foor my shit
[09:23] TS: Do you even talk to anyone else besides me?
[09:23] KS: woolf moom koount?
[09:24] TS: No. Trolls only.
[09:24] KS: ... i toold ooff a seadweller a while bakk...
[09:24] KS: soo...
[09:24] KS: noo
[09:24] TS: WHoa, you did WHAT??
[09:24] TS: Are you ok???
[09:25] TS: Don't go getting killed on me!!
[09:25] KS: im fine it was like... a sweep agoo.
[09:25] TS: You never told me about that. :/ What happened?
[09:26] KS: he shoowed up trying too shoooot moom. i snarked at him and we fukkin booooked it.
[09:26] TS: A kid?
[09:26] KS: yeah like... 4 oor 5
[09:27] TS: Wow, a young one. No wonder you got away.
[09:28] KS: koold assed doog noose in my spine!!!!!
[09:28] KS: yeah noo kidding
[09:28] TS: It's amazing that you can type while being assaulted by barkbeast snout
[09:28] KS: didnt help that we was in the air and we were in the woooods
[09:28] TS: That probably made his job hard, yeah
[09:29] KS: definetly
[09:29] TS: At least hi didn't follow you
[09:29] KS: alsoo thank yoou foor the koompliment too my skills
[09:30] KS: if he had it woould have been bad
[09:30] KS: foor him
[09:30] TS: You're welcome? But maybe chill with the ego.
[09:30] TS: He PURPOSEFULLY tried to take on your lusus
[09:30] KS: meh, egoo keeps me brethoo
[09:30] TS: *eyebrow*
[09:30] KS: true. whikh means hes fukking stupid
[09:31] KS: *eyebroow waggle*
[09:31] KS: uhuhr9tj-0aet7897t5w5
[09:31] TS: *sighs* Dude.
[09:32] KS: im kareful. im oonly a tootaly booisterooid dikk oonline
[09:32] KS: with yoou
[09:32] KS: kause i have noooone else too loove me
[09:33] KS: if it boothers yoou soo mukh
[09:33] KS: i shall kease too egoo
[09:33] KS: will that please yoou?
[09:35] TS: Ho boy. That took me a minute to translate. Your spelling is atrocious.
[09:35] KS: its my quirk
[09:36] TS: Okay, okay. Just don't be all sad at me okay? I'm not exactly popular, so I don't wanna get rid of you either.
[09:36] KS: oor are yoou talking aboout booiseroois
[09:36] TS: Boisterous? You mean boisterous.
[09:36] KS: yaaaaayyyyy
[09:37] KS: *floops oover* afektioon has been granted
[09:38] TS: You are a loser.
[09:38] TS: :)
[09:38] KS: yoou too~ ;)
[09:39] TS: What are your plans now?
[09:40] KS: i have too fight too keep moom ff the koomputer. perhapse set up soome sikk rooleplay shiz~
[09:40] KS: and doodge droones
[09:42] TS: Drones? Way out there?
[09:45] KS: noot rekently but we may be mooving soooon AFTER YOOU GET HERE
[09:45] KS: moom hit the kaps
[09:45] KS: bus doog
[09:45] TS: You plan on moving again when I get there? :T
[09:46] KS: with yoou oof koourse
[09:46] KS: but yeah, im a little oold too be oon planet
[09:46] KS: i mean im almoost 10
[09:47] TS: Oh shit. Really? :o
[09:47] TS: U OLD
[09:47] KS: yup. yeah yeah yoou little shit hoow oold are yoou again?
[09:47] KS: 9
[09:47] KS: u shit
[09:48] TS: Yeah, well
[09:48] TS: Being deported is the least of my wories
[09:48] TS: *worries
[09:48] KS: being murthered is higher id imagine
[09:48] TS: Murthered?
[09:49] KS: like murdered mut meme
[09:49] KS: well it was a meme when i was like 6
[09:49] KS: good were oold
[09:49] KS: *gooood
[09:50] TS: Yeah, I have NO idea what you're talking about dude
[09:51] KS: its gooood too be oold
[09:51] KS: we kan pass oour shit too yoounger troolls
[09:51] KS: alsoo noot mut but
[09:52] TS: I literally have nothing worth passing on
[09:52] KS: i type fast
[09:52] KS: well theres yoour genes ;D
[09:52] TS: No. Do YOU have something worth passing on?
[09:53] KS: ... noope. looooks like ill have too assist yoou in passing oon genes
[09:54] TS: Ew. Dude, you're starting to sound like Teivel.
[09:54] KS: they makking oon my girl
[09:55] TS: What? No. I don't think he's serious.
[09:55] KS: gooood
[09:55] TS: He's kust a filthy memer like me
[09:55] KS: btw yoou didnt disagree that yoou were my girl~
[09:55] KS: kust?
[09:56] TS: Cust?
[09:57] KS: yoou said kust
[09:57] TS: I meant "just"
[09:57] TS: sorry
[09:57] KS: its ookayyyy
[09:58] KS: whikh oone is teivel again?
[09:58] TS: The filthy memer with a corpse addiction. You know, I could give you their contact information... :)
[09:58] KS: the peakookk oone? oor the lizard oone
[09:59] TS: Lizard.
[09:59] KS: *shaking head vergeroously* noonoonoo noo need too invoolve moore peoople. espekialy a highblooood.... hed aktually have reasoon too turn me in
[10:00] TS: He hasn't turned me in.
[10:00] KS: btw i saw
[10:00] KS: hmmmm i dunnoo...
[10:00] KS: why hasnt he is my questioon
[10:01] KS: annnnyyyyywaaaayyyyy
[10:01] KS: i saw
[10:01] KS: i saw oolive gaurden
[10:01] TS: Oh
[10:01] TS: You like?
[10:01] KS: yoou are a memer
[10:01] TS: I just asked Krolio (the nice peacock boy) and he said I could give you his handle
[10:02] TS: ;)
[10:02] KS: WOOT
[10:02] KS: WHY
[10:02] TS: I'm giving them yours
[10:02] KS: PEOOPLE
[10:02] KS: OOH GOOG NOOT READY
[10:02] KS: DEATH
[10:02] TS: his is aestheticVirtuoso
[10:02] KS: I WILL DIE
[10:02] KS: DATH
[10:02] KS: DIE
[10:02] KS: DOOOOMMMMMMMMM
[10:02] KS: peoople....
[10:03] TS: You are so flashy
[10:03] TS: Take a breath, maybe?
[10:03] TS: It's online.
[10:03] TS: They can't hurt you, and Krolio is super nice
[10:03] KS: right... yeah... ookay..
[10:04] TS: You gonna message them, or should I tell them to initiate first contact with your own alien self?
[10:04] KS: ... but... i koould... try?
[10:05] TS: Go ahead
[10:07] KS: i inikiated koontakt
[10:07] KS: kinda
[10:07] TS: Hey, good on you! ^_^
[10:07] KS: ....
[10:07] KS: i said hi
[10:07] KS: i feel stupid.
[10:07] KS: OOH GOOG THEY RESPOONDED HELP
[10:08] TS: http://www.clker.com/cliparts/e/N/K/a/E/m/green-thumbs-up-hi.png
[10:08] TS: You can do it!!
[10:08] KS: hoo doo i poolite am i sooing it riht halp
[10:09] TS: Just shill out. Talk to him like he's me, maybe? :/ He's cool, I swear.
[10:09] KS: ... hoow oold is he?
[10:11] TS: I think he's 8
[10:11] TS: Hang on while I confirm
[10:11] KS: ... hes a baby
[10:11] TS: Yeah okay you crusty old bag of barkbeast dung
[10:12] KS: smool thing...
[10:12] TS: *rolls eyes*
[10:12] KS: ... were boonding oover the letter g
[10:13] TS: He's 8!
[10:13] KS: mkay
[10:13] TS: How can you bond over a letter you strange scrag?
[10:14] KS: yoour memes
[10:14] TS: THAT IS NOT SOMETHING TO BOND OVER YOU FURRY
[10:15] KS: furry?
[10:15] KS: serioously?
[10:15] KS: nerd
[10:15] TS: :P
[10:15] TS: I just told Krolio that I'm 9
[10:15] KS: what he say?
[10:16] TS: He started asking about why I didn't leave the planet...
[10:16] TS: But that's okay!!
[10:16] KS: ooh dear he doosnt knoow
[10:16] TS: I trust him. :3
[10:17] KS: dooes e knoow?
[10:18] TS: You mean about my situation?
[10:18] TS: No.
[10:18] KS: but if yoou trust him why noot?
[10:18] KS: yoou toold the blue lizard guy
[10:18] TS: It's never come up until now.
[10:18] TS: I didn't tell him!
[10:18] KS: oohhh
[10:18] KS: wait wut
[10:19] TS: I did NOT tell Teivel
[10:19] KS: then hoow?
[10:19] TS: He probably just makes jokes about it because of the color of my font
[10:19] TS: I bet he doesn't ACTUALLY know
[10:20] KS: .... right. noot like every trooll ever uses their blooood kooloor instead.
[10:20] TS: I can pass as Olive!!
[10:21] KS: ..............................................................................................................................................................
[10:21] TS: *squints*
[10:21] KS: doont get a kut, shoow yoour eyes, blush too hard, wear yoour symbool
[10:21] KS: what oother rules doo yoou have again?
[10:22] KS: koommmoon kiwi yoou knoow better
[10:22] TS: Shut up. You forgot that I'm not allowed outside at all, unless we're moving to a new location.
[10:23] KS: again. groown assed trooll
[10:24] KS: live with me in the woooods and say fukk em
[10:24] TS: Yeah, but we both know that I wouldn't last a second out there. :( There's no way I'd be able to keep up with you. Besides, they're all really nice to me here.
[10:25] TS: I wouldn't wanna hurt their feelings.
[10:26] TS: I owe them so much.
[10:26] TS: I would've been culled long ago if not for them.
[10:27] KS: i oouldnt leave yoou behind doooof...
[10:27] KS: ookay noot fukk em then
[10:27] KS: maybe just
[10:27] KS: i need too spread my wings and fly
[10:28] TS: Yeah. Maybe.
[10:28] KS: yoou knoow ill never leave yoou behind. never abandoon yoou
[10:29] KS: unless im dead
[10:29] TS: Tch. Nice.
[10:29] KS: and then ill haunt yoour ass and like stakk yoour khairs oor soomething
[10:29] TS: You're weird as ever, Irakit.
[10:30] KS: and yoour as dense as ever saness
[10:30] TS: Why you gotta insult me like this? >:P
[10:30] TS: You're a butt
[10:31] KS: *head pat* true
[10:32] TS: Hey, quick question... DO you usually cook your food?
[10:32] KS: its ookay noot too understand what im throowing doown
[10:32] KS: um yeah i doo. when i kan
[10:33] TS: How many times out of ten is it raw?
[10:34] KS: ....
[10:34] KS: 5
[10:34] TS: Yikes.
[10:34] KS: maybe 7
[10:34] TS: DOUBLE YIKES
[10:34] KS: id kooook moore foor yoou thoo
[10:35] KS: im used too it
[10:35] TS: XP
[10:35] KS: ???
[10:35] TS: You are cool and I like you, but ew.
[10:35] KS: what?
[10:35] TS: What do you eat, exactly?
[10:36] KS: antler beast. soometimes fish. depend oon what we katkh
[10:36] KS: friuts rare
[10:37] TS: Ever catch a lusus?
[10:37] KS: oonke. but it was woounded too moortality anyway.
[10:37] KS: im noo oorphaner ya knoow
[10:37] TS: ...ever eat a troll?
[10:38] KS: noot sinke i was like 2
[10:38] KS: that was my lusus
[10:38] TS: Your barkbeast is scary
[10:38] KS: shes sweet.
[10:39] TS: And murderous
[10:39] KS: noot any moore
[10:39] TS: Hm? That sounds... ominous.
[10:39] KS: eh
[10:40] TS: Is she okay?
[10:40] KS: yoou have sukh a sooft veiw... its nike
[10:41] KS: shes tootaly fine.
[10:41] TS: I'm not soft, I'm inexperienced.
[10:41] KS: im just noot a kannibal
[10:41] KS: its the same thing
[10:42] TS: No it's not. We don't know if I'm soft. I've never had to do anything dangerous.
[10:43] KS: kiwi its praktikall garenteed that a trooll will eat anoother trooll
[10:43] TS: I wonder if I have?
[10:43] KS: ever had grubskauke?
[10:43] TS: I don't know.
[10:43] KS: its noot too feed grubs
[10:44] TS: Yeah, I have no idea
[10:45] KS: ahhh i see...
[10:45] KS: well theres a khanke ya knoow?
[10:45] TS: Yeah, I suppose so.
[10:45] TS: BRB gotta barf
[10:46] KS: noo doont
[10:46] TS: *fake vomit sounds*
[10:46] KS: man oone oof these days ill tell yoou the tale oof the rainboowdrinkers
[10:48] TS: I know what rainbowdrinkers are. Are you referring to a specific story?
[10:48] KS: i mean what doo yoouthink they eat
[10:49] TS: Just blood. They don't have to KILL anyone.
[10:50] TS: They can
[10:50] TS: But they don't have to
[10:50] KS: isnt it alsoo like a weird sex thing? oor is that just bad roomank3 noovels
[10:50] TS: It... uh...
[10:50] TS: I'm not sure?
[10:51] KS: huh
[10:51] KS: yoou goonna ask?~~~~~~~~~~~~;D
[10:51] TS: Dude.
[10:51] TS: ...
[10:51] TS: ...
[10:51] TS: ...
[10:51] TS: Maybe.
[10:51] KS: yoour tempted!!!!! tesssss
[10:51] KS: yes
[10:51] KS: noot tes
[10:51] KS: wtf
[10:52] TS: I mean, I wanna know but it could be an awkward chat y'know?
[10:52] KS: anyway
[10:52] TS: yeha
[10:52] KS: yes thats true
[10:52] KS: i woould aprookh it ...
[10:52] KS: noot at all aktually bekause peoople skare the shit ooutta me
[10:52] KS: remember when we first me?
[10:53] KS: met*
[10:53] TS: What about it?
[10:53] KS: i loost trakk oof hoow ooften i kinda dik=sapeared oon yoou beakk then
[10:53] KS: we were soo yooung
[10:53] KS: soo full oof life
[10:54] TS: We're not THAT old, dipass
[10:54] KS: and free oof the kurioosity oof wheather oor noot blooood drinking was kinky
[10:54] KS: dipass
[10:54] KS: really
[10:54] KS: when did yoou sleep last?
[10:55] TS: Uhh... Yesterday...? I'm supposed to be getting ready for the move.
[10:55] KS: yeah i guess we shoould depart foor noow
[10:56] TS: Yeah, I guess.
[10:56] TS: You still talking to Krolio?
[10:56] KS: kinda? its awkward
[10:56] TS: What do you mean?
[10:56] KS: loong trails oof skilenke
[10:57] TS: On whose end?
[10:57] KS: yes
[10:58] TS: You could talk about your lusus
[10:59] TS: Or ask about his
[10:59] KS: we did. his steals keys. mine steals my fooood throough big eyes and whineing
[10:59] TS: Everything about your lusus is big
[11:00] TS: Talk abuot where you live. Apparently he lives in a forest too.
[11:00] KS: we aktually said gooood day
[11:01] TS: Oh, you're done talking now?
[11:02] KS: yeah. well with them foor noow... im.... bad at this
[11:02] TS: Don't sweat it!
[11:02] TS: Either way, it's good practice
[11:02] KS: true true
[11:02] TS: Even if things don't work out between you and Krolio, it'll still help you in the long run
[11:03] TS: I almost wonder if you'd be better off talking to Teivel
[11:03] KS: woork oout?
[11:03] KS: shipper
[11:03] TS: No
[11:03] KS: noo
[11:03] KS: ?
[11:03] TS: That's not what I meant!!
[11:03] KS: oohhhhhh
[11:03] TS: You could be FRIENDS you nerd
[11:03] KS: lool
[11:04] KS: yoour sukh a goooof when it koomes too peoople teaing yoou
[11:04] TS: A goof? Am not!
[11:04] KS: awwwwww are too and thats ook
[11:05] KS: are they khewing yoou oout?
[11:06] TS: Who? The Jade bloods?
[11:06] KS: yup
[11:07] TS: Uh, not yet...
[11:07] KS: ookay. gooood doont wanna get yoou skoolded
[11:08] KS: ill have too head in soooon. dawns aprookhing
[11:08] TS: Anyway, Teivel's contact information is gallionicTrickster if you feel like talking to him sometime.
[11:08] TS: I'll go too.
[11:08] TS: He's not usually online, but when he is he's... chatty
[11:08] KS: doont get burned!!!!
[11:08] KS: oohhhh
[11:08] KS: ooh dear
[11:08] KS: pk
[11:08] KS: ook*
[11:08] TS: I won't, you numpty
[11:09] TS: Can I give him your info?
[11:09] KS: ... sure
[11:09] TS: Okay, cool. I'll catch you later then?
[11:10] KS: yup katkh ya later dude
[11:10] KS: btw
[11:10] KS: yoou never denied yoou were my girl ;D
[11:10] TS: Holy shit
[11:11] TS: This? Now?
[11:11] TS: Go to sleep
[11:11] KS: have a gooood day sweet dreams~ byeeee
[11:11] TS: Bye
-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] gave up trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 23:11 --
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