#not rly but u know lol

[lylahammar]

IT'S FALIGON DAY BABYYYYYY I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY SINCE 2018 WE'RE POPPIN MASSIVE BOTTLES 🥳🎉🐉🍾🍻🔥

#these are all meant to be transparent but tumblr isn't allowing that oh well lol #it's yesterday when I'm scheduling this and god I'm so excited for the episode #it's really good right guys I know it will be #man I envy you future people getting to see the episode today #I still got one more sleep till faligon 😩 #anyways I'm rly proud of these hope u like 💖 #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #oh man I won't have to tag spoilers on faligon anymore after today how exciting #my art #falin touden #falin dungeon meshi #chimera falin #faligon

[harbingersecho]

they had to pause their morning workout to drive wash to the ER at 7 am bc he somehow got hit by a car while getting mail. there's traffic. maine fiddles with the radio and carolina is imagining herself parkouring over the other cars

#rvb #red vs blue #maine #wash #carolina #agent washington #agent maine #agent carolina #mine #*24 #i just saw that image again and wanted to redraw it and this concept just manifested itself #i lost the og ref photo but its the one w/ the big beefy guy and the blonde woman + they both got tits. if u don't know it dw lol #also in a modern au carolina has like a subaru or a honda civic and it's teal. she's the only one of the blues who even has a car #tex had a motorbike. no one else in blue team even has a license except wash but he doesn't actually have a car he just needed a license #but the blues are like 'we never even fucking go anywhere why would we pay all the car insurance shit + parking' #if they rly need to they can just bum a ride from someone or wash can rent a car or whatever #carolina will only drive them (she doesn't trust wash not to crash) in an absolute emergency bc they made fun of her car saying #it's a PTA mom car and she's petty. if youre not gonna die she doesn't care

[megueggu]

design piece of Jasper for Youso ✨

#sfw #clean furry #feline #cat #druid #moon druid #ttrpg #reference sheet #commission #my art #it's like a mini ref but you know #if ur wondering how i'm we still don't have hot water #it's been 15 days without hot water lol #and our washing machine broke second time today #but we are managing #im seeing a psychiatrist finally next week #and i rly rly rly hope i can get some meds #bc ive been off meds since sept and it's greatly affecting my mood and my work #i literally don't have any brain power to do art it's so frustrating lol #anyways love u guys thank you so much for being patient with me #im doing my best but i'm just super slow

[nessguts]

first time <3

#at its root this is what kakavege is to me lol #them doing smth so mundane together like sitting in the shower.. #they were probably just sitting there holding each other for like 10 minutes before goku spoke up lol #the discussion about not needing to communicate verbally bc they know each other spiritually.. lol #vegeta being like ‘after all that u rly want me to say it…??’ and calling goku an earthling… #then he says it with hesitation but goku says it back right away HDJDJFJF OKAY #SORRY IM ANALYZING MY OWN PIECE LMFAO #kakavege #dbz

[xamaxenta]

?????????

#im not getting this done in time god help #wowie rule of thirds would u look at that #i was thinking abt cyclic composition but #hhh the mast… the mast ugh #also dont @ me abt perspective bc i dont know any lol #i should look at some classes or smth #tutorials online … #my fatal flaw is i like a sketch too mucj #and i doggedly try to use it when rly i should fuckin redraw #i think if theres a foreground… #this could work. #foreground … hh… idk. some unconscious marines

[padfootastic]

exam szn is coming up which obviously means ore distractions, as everyone knows. so what better than to come back to tumblr lol so many tag games etc piling up that i wanna dooooooo

so. let’s have a lil snippet time!

thanks for the tag @in-flvx 💜 this one’s from a wip that was supposed to have been finished & posted for jilypad week but,,,,here we are,,,,,

“Sirius!” Lily exclaims. “We were looking for you.”

“Oh?” He presses a quick kiss to her cheek before bending down to pick Harry up, who immediately cuddles into his arms with a tired sigh. Poor baby, must’ve been exhausted by all the excitement at the beach.

“Yeah, regarding tonight—“ Sirius gulped quietly at the way she said that “—Your room is a bit…messy, I’m sorry. We were reorganising and well, y’know how it goes…”

She shrugs apologetically but all Sirius can think about is how she called it ‘his room’. Not the guest room, not the spare, but his room. Sirius’. He once again pushes past the mushy feelings that rise in him at that little distinction.

“Oh, it’s—it’s fine, I can just take the couch, no problem.” Even if his feet tend to hang off the end, and the edges are a bit lumpy, it’s fine. He resolutely doesn’t think about his comfortable Alaskan King at home.

“Of course you can’t!” Lily scowls at him. “We’re not gonna put you in a couch in your own house, Sirius.”

There it was again, the reference to him belonging here. It was a bit presumptuous, slightly possessive but Sirius was a dog at heart, he was never going to turn down ownership.

“Er—the nursery, then?” he asks, confused.

“What, crammed up in Harry’s crib beside him?” she says with a scoff, “Don’t be silly.”

Sirius blinks. “Where am I sleeping then?”

“With us, of course.” He jumps at the voice booming from behind him, clutching Harry tighter to his chest, whirling around to find James munching on a carrot.

“Where did you come from?” Sirius mutters under his breath before straightening up and saying, louder, “And what do you mean with you?”

“Well, like Lily said,” and here he sends a meaningful, entirely undecipherable, look towards his wife who…blushes? “Your room’s temporarily indisposed, the couch isn’t even an option—don’t give me that look, you barely fit on the thing—and the floor is gonna mess up your back worse than it is.”

“Oi!”

“So, our room it is.”

Right. Of course. Because that’s the obvious conclusions. How could he say no?

(Again, he can’t so he doesn’t)

It’s twenty minutes later, after Harry’s been put to bed, thoroughly kissed by his parents and godfather, after James is done with his nighttime turmeric milk and Lily’s put her hair up into braids and Sirius has taken out all his rings and chains and bracelets—that’s when he’s stumped by yet another problem.

How, exactly, are they going to sleep in one bed?

“We’re just going to expand it a little, Pads, don’t worry,” James says, supremely unconcerned.

He goggles at that, staring at the casual wand work. A part of him wonders why this is the extent of magic they’re using to solve this problem—James can conjure a bed Silenced, with his eyes closed—but promptly decides to not dwell on that for everyone’s sake.

#sirius black #james potter #lily evans #jilypad #so. it’s like this #lily is scheming off into the sunset #and blushing when j catches her doing it #bc obv they’ve not talked about it yet #and sirius is just. horribly confused and baffled but also pleased #he’s in love w both of them so he’s not gonna turn down any of it #but he also doesn’t know where he stands rn #u guys i actually rly love this fic #there’s about. 7.5k words of it #and it doesn’t feel like anywhere near ending #and i also have smutty outtakes planned lol #but i just!! need to sit down!! and write! #so many fics i’ve gotta finish 😭 #anyway #hope u enjoy! #oh fun fact: james munching on a carrot is me heavy projecting bc….he n i r the same person hehe #pen’s writing

[basofy]

i realized i didn't post this one here wtf lol !!!

best friends in magicant : ]

#porky's dialogue in magicant always kills me fr #is that what ness think's is the reason porky's mean to him?? #he is definitely aware of how bad his home situation is #and knows porky just wants love too #although he's rly bad at asking for it #it's sad cuz u get the feeling ness doesn't even hate him #and u would think this is just ness's feelings but in mother3 u see how much porky misses him #so ness was right lol #my stuff #earthbound #mother2 #porky minch #earthbound ness #ness #magicant #earthbound magicant #pokey minch

[tsundcku]

#ts4 render #sims 4 render #ts4 edit #my sims #simblr #sims community #back at it w the renders again #im also rly unsatified w my renders/edits these days😭 #idk i wanna change the editing style im so bored of my current but idk whattt style i wanna do #and im struggling to even figure out what direction id like to take my blog in #i want a cohesive theme but i feel like i dont rly have one #its just so random lol #also pls ignore the terrible shadow issue around the lace #idk how to fix that #and i can't find any easy tutorials to follow😭 #if anyone knows a fix tell me how. i'd love u forever lol

[possibilistfanfiction]

can i say i absolutely love how you write ava being casually nonbinary so much. there are no fucking words to describe how much i fucking love your in depth exploration of butch beatrice, especially as an asian genderqueer sapphic who relates a lot to beatrice, your fics about it is definitely some of my top fav fics in the fandom, and like lowkey inspiring to me in my own journey to better accepting my queerness and exploring what it means for me, but also on the other end of the spectrum, i just love the casual simplicity (not sure if that’s the word i’m looking for) you write ava being nonbinary with

ava’s nonbinary, and it’s just a simple everyday fact of life just like the grass is green and the sun goes up and down everyday, there’s no need to dwell on it because ava doesn’t need to dwell on it and maybe her relationship or feelings about gender will change or get more complicated in the future or they won’t change one bit, but that doesn’t matter because it’s not the future right now and they’ll cross that bridge when it comes to it

[lil teeny bit of nb ava for the culture]

//

'hey,' ava says, trailing a hand up and down the inside of your forearm, 'do you... do you care?'

you have absolutely no idea what she's talking about; you care about a lot of things, and, more and more, there are plenty of things you also let fall to the wayside: sometimes they just are.

'do i care about what?'

ava sighs, scoots a little away from you on the couch, tucks a strand of hair behind your ear. 'that i — i don't feel like i have a gender, or whatever. like, i'm a girl, i guess? but only because that's what people thought, and told me. but i don't feel like anything else. i mean, first of all, the gender binary is a tool of colonial oppression and white supremacy, especially when employed by the church —'

'— yes, that's true —'

'— but also, i have a literal divine battery pack keeping me alive, allegedly —'

'— the halo definitely is keeping you alive, we know that —'

'— and i've been to, like, realms and stuff. met a few gods; fought a few demons. fell in love with you.' she smiles softly. 'so it's just... limiting, to me. it feels limiting, to be one thing.'

'i don't think binary gender makes sense to me either,' you say, allow yourself to admit. ava probably has figured it out, even if you haven't been able to say it: you wear a binder some days, and you don't feel anything against she/her pronouns but there's masculinity and androgyny you crave, that you're just starting to feel steady and free enough to explore. 'i feel it differently than you — for me, being a woman is a particular experience that matters, but not in the way people want women to be. i don't know, it's a work in progress.' she squeezes your hand with a gentle smile. 'but, ava, i only care insomuch as you're the love of my life, and i want you to feel seen and cared for, just for who you are. i want to know you, whoever that is.'

she swallows and rests her head on your chest; the documentary about mushrooms she had put on in the background plays quietly. 'thank you.' she turns so her nose is pressed against your sternum, hugging you tight. 'i just know it's taken you a long time to, like, be okay with your own sexuality, and i didn't want to throw you for a loop if you were feeling really comfy with, you know.'

'being a lesbian?' you ask, try to keep the laugh out of your voice. 'i certainly don't want that to ever exclude gender expansive people, even if it's a word i like.'

'well, of course,' ava says, her breath warm through your t-shirt. 'you're you; you're the best there is.'

'i don't know about that.'

'nah, it's true. i do know. i'm the beatrice expert. god says so too, direct message. hotter jesus, remember?'

you do laugh, this time, and rub comfortingly up and down her spine, still your hand over the faint, warm hum of the halo. 'no matter what pronouns you use, or what name feels right, or what your gender expression is, i love you. i'm queer, which is expansive and abundant.' you have to swallow because, maybe for the first time ever, you believe the words wholeheartedly. your friends and your therapist and books and music and shows that you love have said them; you have said them, before, but not quite like this. the grace you want to give to ava is far beyond the grace you have ever allowed of yourself. 'queerness is infinite. and so is my love for you.'

ava sniffles and then wipes her nose with the back of her hand, props herself up on an elbow and kisses you. 'the same goes for you, you know that, right?'

'yes,' you say. 'i — i hold it close, often.'

she pauses, holds your jaw in her palm, and then kisses you. you kiss her back, with your eyes closed, with tears pressing at them that won't fall, not this time.

ava doesn't hesitate a few days later when she introduces herself to a few of your friends and says that they can use any pronouns; she tries on one of your binders one afternoon and then frowns and laughs and says, god, i love my boobs but then quietly makes sure to massage your shoulders every evening after that. she tries on any clothes she wants, picks out a suit one day that she whistles at when she sees herself in the mirror, and then laughs. there's quiet nights and loud brunches and your friends who consistently use different pronouns for ava without batting an eye, and it makes her smile even as she dumps salsa that will be way too hot on her chilaquiles and then has to eat them trying to hide a grimace. you don't know how to have that much freedom, not yet, but ava holds your hand and leads you along, always.

you're figuring it out, the loosening of limits you'd set so tight within yourself; ava's figuring it out too: how to be, and how to become when, of course, there's still cruelty — but there's infinite abundance too. you turn back to the documentary — all the fungi that weaves its ways in and out of the world, for longer than you can imagine. all the fish in the sea; all the stars in the sky — a steadfastness and a wonder and a joy, to exist beyond. to become.

#who knows maybe this will spiral too lmao #anyway i love them & what i love MOST is being queer!!!!! it's the fucking b e s t :) #butch bea 🥺🫡 #shes a baby in this but u know it's Happening she is Realizing Things #but idk i feel like in rly lovely partnerships friends or romantic like ur queerness makes the other persons queerness like... #have room to grow too? #idk. but they're like that lol #avatrice #avatrice fic #prompts

[oscxrpceo]

@inhcritance liked for a starter! (clone-ish shenanigans!!)

Harry Osborn is no stranger to waking up in strangely familiar places, whether that's the bed of the random person he went home with the night before, or, more recently, his bed -- in another universe. Somehow, he can always tell he's not in his home universe just by the way the sheets feel. Sometimes, they're a nice silk, othertimes an annoying microfiber cotton.

And, unfortunately, today is one of those days where he wakes up in a bed that something in him tells him is his, but not. He just hope this universe's Harry is, for lack of better words, living.

The ones where he's not are always harder to be in. He's a walking corpse in his own universe thanks to the botched Spider-Serum he'd attempted to make, but sometimes it's worse when that's literal.

He also hopes that he's not, well, currently dating someone. That'll make things awfully awkward.

"At least I'm not made of paint," he says.

#inhcritance #v: multiverse #the 'verse where everything is happy and nothing bad happened ever. except for everything bad thats happened to him bc oscorp - #-started dabbling in multiversal travel #also i have Not finished sm2 but im not scared of spoilers if u worry abt that lol #i'm TRYING to finish it but i havent had the time rly #i Am already in love with that harry tho. and ur harry!!! #also -- i know in ur rules the way u format ur posts; would u like me to bold my dialogue as well for accessibility reasons or is it just-- #--stylistic choice?? either way is fine with me!! i just wanna double check <3 #ALSO ALSO. sorry im so normal. anyways. idk where ur harry in relation to mine but i imagine he's at least close enough to hear/see mine -- #--just. appearing out of nowhere.

[cinna-bunnie]

i love black women

#speaking of not beating the beautiful angel allegations!!!!!! ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ ♡⁠ #(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) i went to a black beauty store earlier for more leave in conditioner and the cashier was such an angel #she had a TLC shirt and i complimented it n we started gassing each other up (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) ♡⁠ her edges were so pretty #it was a rly nice time and she called me beautiful and love (⁠✿ ‚‚⌒‿⌒‚‚) i am still so happy i got to talk to her today #i don't ever rly think about how i wear my natural hair out but I'm glad it's appreciated for being worn that way ♡⁠ i love u #only another black person would tell me this and the love i felt in there rly makes me miss living in that town instead #i don't get to talk w black folk as often here ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ it's so nice when i get to but augh.. maybe i should move back lol. #it's not far away 🧐 it's just the next town over actually. and u could drive through my town in like ten minutes and not even know you were #in it lol #anyways 🚶🏾‍♀️ I'm feeling myself rn and im hype and that girl was an angel fr i hope she's having a good night rn

[kagoutiss]

I’m super glad you gave ganon actual pants in your art, every time I see his canon design I cringe because ganny….baby girl… you’re gonna get thrush wearing that (even though he might not have the right parts for thrush)

AGDKAH):&hjzjf nsASJF ??;???? KS$/8h JDLASAHAJAJASHF DH$:/KFJAKSLXSHS :?:);? ???????? I MEAN YOU;RE, NOT WRONG,

#ask #ganondorf #it took me a second to absorb this i rly do appreciate it tho #honestly i feel like i go back & forth on how i draw his outfit bc the canon one is compelling but also im like why are u wearing a leotard #over like a. skintight bodysuit #which i’m not gonna lie is actually an incredible ensemble #but then some of his in game textures make it look like he’s wearing studded leather on his shoulders/legs and the brown part is 2 pieces #so i’ll do different things sometimes but yeah anyway i rly do know your pain lol #thank you Ganondorf Thrush Anon

[xamaxenta]

did you know that sharks have two penises? So like what if one of aces grandparent or great grandparent was a shark fishman and ace gets some of the DNA but all he got was being born with two dicks lol

This is so out of pocket and vaguely unhingned but really horny thank you anon

The Gol D.s have shark fishman ancestry and Ace inherited some of the sharper teeth and the two penises aspect of the bloodline which is fantastic bc it means he has a cock for Marco and a cock for Sabo aint that swell

#👉🏽👈🏽 damn u rly know how to cater to me LOL

[lorephobic]

hiii grayyy what is saltburn. youre always talking about goddamn saltburn. Should i watch it

BÁN!!!!!! oh my god where do i even start. saltburn is a movie about how being gay in 2007 makes u insane. actually tho its uh. hm. no i think i got it. imagine being in college in 2007 and u meet the most effortlessly beautiful man in the world and he wants to take u home to his big fuck off castle for the summer and u want him so badly but u cant touch him and also mr brightside is playing on the radio. like wouldn’t it drive u a little bit insane.

anyway all of this to say that yes u should absolutely watch saltburn. it actually just came out on prime last night!! if u do watch it i hope u let urself get wrapped up in it and have as much fun w it as i have the last four times ive seen it LOL

#saltburn posting #asks #okay fair warning it definitely has a pretty extensive tw list so if u want me to go into details about that just dm me !!! #also actually so sorry to all of my mcyt friends who have had to see me nonstop saltburn posting for the last month LOL #i just rly dont know if any media will ever appeal to me more #toxic yaoi cycle of violence movie set in 2007 sounds honest to god like it was plucked straight from my brain #emerald fennell just gets me