#not safe for whatever

[pigtailbraids]

#uploads #me #mine #lol #not safe for whatever #myself #lady in black

[sesquipedalianmarquis]

pussy ravenous pussy cavernous

im down bad need that pussy intravenous

pussy vicarious pussy precarious

with ill intent call that pussy nefarious

pussy vigorous pussy chivalrous

devouring that meat means the pussy carnivorous

pussy vicious pussy delicious

the stars have aligned so the pussy’s auspicious

#in hommage to penis serious #poetry #shitpost #nightblogging #penis serious #not safe for whatever #nsft text #marquis talks

[kriscynical]

Two Hearts (uncensored)

The hellsite hath deemed female presenting nipnops acceptable again so behold, the uncensored version of this piece! Yet again: some post-manga InuKag anatomy practice that got out of hand many moons ago. I've always loved how velvety the skin turned out on this one.

I plan on re-releasing past censored pieces in the coming weeks and may even post a few new NSFW goodies here and there, too, in my effort to get back to some activity here.

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST OR REMOVE ARTIST COMMENTS LinkTree: kriscynical

#art post #fanart #inuyasha #inukag #not safe for whatever

[calamitysshatteredson]

Sephiroth, pressing Lazard against a wall after an argument about the upcoming mission went particularly badly:

YOU!... You're not aftaid of me?

Lazard, praying to every deity he knows that if he breathes through his nose slowly enough, his erection will go away:

No, General, I trust you

Anyone else would recoil from the anger in glowing, slitted eyes. Sephiroth knew very well that sometimes he managed to get that particular fight or flight reaction from the director without meaning to, barely there, barely perceptible... to anyone who wasn't so very enhanced.

He watched, unblinking. Waited. Measured the space between Lazard's breaths and the thudding beats of his heart, waited to parse the scent of him and the exact dilation of his eyes behind the glasses.

The SOLDIER's grin spoke of danger.

It took no time and no effort to pull away just long enough to turn the blond man into the wall. Sephiroth pressed his whole body against the director's, pinning him just hard enough to feel the solid muscle at his back, and shared the shudder of his breath. The First leaned in a little closer to rumble low in Lazard's ear, "Are you afraid of me yet?"

Closing his eyes tightly, trying to regain some amount of control over himself and his own reactions, Lazard made a slightly annoyed sound at himself alone. That was his out, the moment Sephiroth would back away if he really didn't want this. He had paperwork, he had things to do, plans to make, not to mention how many of them involved the very man pinning him to the wall with very obvious interest--

"Not yet." The director's words were a rough whisper.

And Sephiroth's hands were already reaching around to deftly unbuckle and remove the man's belt. "Suppose we should do something about that before security makes their rounds, then."

#drabble #not safe for whatever #spicy #CC!Seph #...do I tag for ``100% consent even if it feels a little dubcon at first`` or... #((they're Just Like This okay--)) #((yes yes I know I am extremely cruel to stop there but I wanted to get the damn thing written already so...)) #((one more for the yacht club)) #offline queue

[obis-kenobis]

A/N: This is just a little series of one-shots featuring a female Obi-Wan Kenobi. The stories are 'canon divergent' and can stand alone if you'd like to read one relationship but not another, but they are connected by the thread that is Obi-Wan's life.

All entries are explicit. Still working on future entries! I hope you enjoy. <3

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part 1 ✮ relationship: obi-wan kenobi/qui-gon jinn ✮ 7,179 words

The night before her knighting, Obi-Wan wants her master to know how she really feels about him.

part 2 ✮ relationship: obi-wan kenobi/anakin skywalker ✮ 6,723 words

Obi-Wan and Anakin attend a diplomatic gala on Alderaan, and he can't take his eyes off of her. Luckily, he gets to put his hands on her, too.

part 3 ✮ relationship: obi-wan kenobi/breha organa/bail organa ✮ 7,790 words

Breha Organa wants to help Obi-Wan find the perfect outfit for the evening's diplomatic gala, but then decides she'd rather undress her instead.

part 4 ✮ relationship: obi-wan kenobi/quinlan vos ✮ 9,215 words

Padawan Obi-Wan and her master land on Daiyu to pull Knight Vos off his mission and take him back home. But nothing is ever easy with him. Even though one of his greatest joys in life is needling his best friend, he feels her anxiety and sadness under the surface, so he offers comfort instead – and a distraction she can't refuse.

#fanfic #my writing #obi wan kenobi #fem obi wan #female obi wan #genderbend #rule 63 #obikin #quiobi #quinobi #bailbrehaobi #obi wan x anakin #obi wan x quinlan #obi wan x qui gon #obi wan x breha x bail #bisexual obi wan kenobi #not safe for whatever #canon divergence #long post #i just wanna ship obi-wan with everyone so sue me lol #smut #pwp fics #pwp

[goldendivinewrath]

Technically Sunday here, and I've finally tried to make note of way too much thinking about "Plant bits", aka there's now a Spicy Headcanons page full of over-thinking and a couple of quick illustrations, because I've Had Time to Consider and That's Dangerous. For future reference, etc., but do feel free to point out anything that needs clarification. Lots of things are left vague and open for collaborative reasons.

#OOC #mun notes #not safe for whatever #headcanon thinkings #lookitmequeue

[lhharrylilpumpkin]

👀

#harry styles #one direction #long haired harry #long hair harry #not safe for whatever

[inevitablesurrender]

I am being a thorn. And extremely slowly archiving more ancient works yes I'll get back to finishing AMP I swear. This be my favorite flavor of fucked up and mindfuckery, so do double-check tags before reading.

Officially a Sephiroth/Cloud "not entirely non-con but certainly not entirely safe, sane or consensual" fic from fucking 2006 with minimal proofreading/edits. ...Yes one specific sentence has been bothering me for almost 20 years and I finally fixed it, alright.

#fanfiction #ANCIENT fanfiction #Final Fantasy VII #Sephiroth/Cloud #THE CLASSICS etc. #spicy #not safe for whatever #we practice Don't Like Don't Read around these parts

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

#It’s just so different #even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol #in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps #if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it #esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends #no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr #u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS #meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life #this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation #like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !! #& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers #who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them #and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends #it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me #I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc #like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this #so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works #p

[orgasming-caterpillar]

5k notes before Christmas and I'll tell my mom that I'm a transmasc lesbian

#I'm so sick of being misgendered by this woman #And I'd like for her to know #But I'd also like to be safe #But I'm also fucking done with it and whatever happens happens

[umblrspectrum]

you'll never guess which movie i finally watched after 2 years of being lazy

#dont you just love it when your artstyle changes like 5 times in the span of a day #i saw emmachen1003 give them the glove type thingys and went “that looks cool. im stealing it” #so uhm. props to them for being awesome and making cool art #anyways that was a fun movie #not gonna say the title here cause i think it messes with searching and i dont wanna do that #that n frame is like the first time i have ever done a decent angle/perspective thing #im so proud of it you don't even know #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #murder drones nori #absolute solver #i guess #or is it absolutesolver #whatever #oh yeah uhmm #murder drones episode 7 #murder drones episode 7 spoilers #murder drones spoilers #its been 2 weeks but im gonna give it another day just to be safe #just realized i fucked up the quote and its pissing me off so edited. go fuck yourself

[pigtailbraids]

twins

#uploads #me #not safe for whatever #lol #myself #mine #film

[n0bluev]

Satoru booped Suguru and isnt letting him boop back (insufferable evil brat : [infinity mode])

Bonus: Catoru

#shoko is safe #YAGA (cause of timing) IS SATORU’S NEXT VICTIM #boop #it takes him aback so much that he forgets to give them the amanai mission #<-​[take this as you will lol] #gojo the most cheated boopster #suguru goes to boop everyone in that village #“ARE YOU NOT LETTING ME BOOP YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE GOJO SATORU... OR ARE YOU GOJO SATORU BECAUSD YOU ARENT LETTING ME FUCKING BOOP YOU?” #poisson d’avril #boop boop boop #jjk #stsg #gojo catoru #satosugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru #beep boop #boop o meter #jjk fanart #??? #whatever #jjk memes #april fool's day

[egophiliac]

well, I can't say I expected the new chapter to feature Idia (metaphorically) going to (metaphorical) hell, getting a pep talk from his (metaphorical) Phantom brother which helps him finally move on once and for all from his brother's death, and (metaphorically) overblotting again to fight his way back out of (metaphorical) hell, only to have his darkest fear (non-metaphorically) come true when his mom goes through his computer and finds all his secret files. but I am glad it did!

also this is all a flashback for the purpose of explaining to our group what the heck is going on (whether or not any of it is getting through is another matter)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 chapter 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 chapter 7 spoilers #it's okay she said she didn't look in the password-protected folders #your secret recipes are safe #what's up guys it's IDIA TIME #red idia. redia. is this anything #(my thoughts are all over the place so this is not going to be comprehensible sorry in advance) #woooooo and his character arc is resolved!!!! #including my new favorite shroudbros interaction #idia: ortho i need to apologize for how much i must have hurt you -- #ortho: whatever niisan i went to SPACE #they're so stupid. i love them so much. #not to mention idia starting to realize something is up when he pulls 3 ssrs no problem #(stares at 3 currently-running ssr pickups) twst is mocking me personally #aw man though! i forget if he had that line before about crimson muscle coming to his entrance ceremony or if that's new #either way i think that's sweet! #there's been a bit of a running subplot that idia actually really does want to be friends irl #but is too shy/anxious and convinced crimson would hate him immediately if they ever met #so idk. it was kind of a throwaway line but it still got me! when are he and lilia gonna meet for reals :( #(this will definitely involve makeovers) (this is not how idia expected their friendship to go but he has no choice now)

[glitchdollmemoria]

please can we stop describing bigots as delusional. please. im so fucking tired. someone being sucked into a hate group surrounded by others who believe minorities should be oppressed and encouraging them to believe in conspiracy theories that the rest of the group believes, is fundamentally different from someone having a mental illness that causes delusions.

delusions, by definition, cannot be explained by things like cultural background - such as having a belief constantly reinforced by intentional attempts to rationalize it for the sake of maintaining power over minorities. yes, someone can be both delusional and a bigot, and yes conspiracy theories can feed into delusions, but the two are not fucking synonymous.

i did not spend my teen years convinced that i was being stalked by demons just to hear so many of you people equate my disability with incel behavior and genocidal propaganda. stop reinforcing harmful connotations about mental health struggles.

#ok to rb #mental health advocate #mental health advocacy #mental health awareness #ableism cw #sanism cw #madpunk #neuropunk #actually delusional #actually schizospec #im not gonna interact with the post that prompted this #because i do agree with everything that was said and dont want to sound like im defending the assholes discussed #but i also am still fucking pissed about seeing a bunch of misogynistic jackasses compared to a disability #which has caused me immense fear and suffering #and guess what! my delusions were never ''women shouldnt have rights'' or whatever else #bc thats not a delusion thats a tool of the partriarchy to maintain the status quo #genocide cw #to be safe

[paper-lilypie]

lots in common

#these dorks deserve to rant about whatever they want and feel happy and safe and heard #look at them go #they’ve found their happy place (each other) #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #post fire au #moon x reader #sun x reader #art: copper cogs rusted through #fanart