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suffarustuffaru · 9 months

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I love your otto brainrot. He's favorite person to gush about in this series. I also love your analysis about one of the latest chapters and regarding Otto! ust, chef's kiss.

Anyhow, I would also like to add a crack theory about why otto never talked about his dp allowing him to talk to infants too. In this moment, it very much be because, as you said, he wants Spica to be eliminated. But! We're thinking small here. My question morphs into a more general perspective; why would Otto, and tappei to an extent, keep such information about his dp under wraps for this long, way before these Spica shenanigans? And I feel like the author may want to expand on that regard. Because as far as the rest of the crew knows (and as far as I remember), they know he can only talk to animals. But that chapter states he can talk to any living being (?), which I think may hint to it being a bigger fucking deal than we may realize. Like outside the Louis development, as well as Otto's frustration development, this power in of itself can cause a ripple of what Otto's capabilities are, and to not underestimate it.

So, now I wonder, would tappei utilize this tidbit for more development about Otto's power? What do you think?

aa thank you for liking my otto stuff!! i adore him a lot and arc 8 has me even more fixated on him bc his development is so Fascinating.... and also my fictional character type has always been the weird fucked up ones with terrible morals HAH.

OK ALSO LIKE i love your crack theory to bits. i think like the idea of his capabilities being A Little More Massive than they already are hasnt really occurred to me if only bc 1. i have like one braincell at a time and 2. ottos unhinged anger and various ugly habits (ie: doing things behind his friends backs HAH) were smth i was distracted by (positive) bc its so fascinating and now Finally everyone reading rezero knows hes crazy For Sure and 3. i think like. idk ive always kind of thought that his power is like super crazy like once you think about it. like iirc theres the canonical fact that other people in the fantasy world whove had ottos dp have gone like insane from it, so hes Basically the outlier here. and also hes insane anyway but his dp absolutely has partly to do with it. not only bc it like affects so much of his life with the constant overstimulation he experienced for a big chunk of his childhood along with the other effects it had with how he was behind his peers for a while and it made him socially awkward and anxious - but also like.

animals Are insane. a lot. genuinely. and then you have a power that allows you to understand them and hear their voices all the time. (more under read more bc its Long.)

theres so many fucked up animal facts out there HAH so i suppose that could just take like a couple google searches (god.... if oceans were in the fantasy world otto might go a little insane with all those sea creatures if he ever came close...) but i always feel like ottos learned at least a bit of his ruthlessness from that. and hes Definitely seen and heard shit (dont forget stuff like livestock ahah T^TT or bug infestations or something aljsdfls or the fact that otto would probably be seeing animal friends eat other animal friends or before he even knew he had his dp he could be eating some cattle he had a convo with like twenty minutes ago and ALSO garf and fred have their meat pie recipe that they adore and its like. that meat came from an animal and otto has most likely seen them make their meat pie before). but like nature is nature. its not always. Nice. survival of the fittest and things just die sometimes (ottos made various animal friends throughout his life and Many animals have smaller lifespans than him as well + some, such as bugs, are more fragile than him) and animals take actions according to their Nature (even if its. Bad, by human moral standards.) and all that - so i think the double whammy of ottos dp and him taking on merchant ideals is very much partly why hes so insane fr HAH.

I WENT A LITTLE OFF TOPIC BUT no yeah i agree. and i just think his dp has always been such a huge factor in what makes him so dangerous - its not only helped mold him into who he is as a person (especially when you remember that the rest of his family are Normal People and he Very Much Is Not Normal) but also like you said. his dp makes him extremely dangerous especially with the new information that he understands babies. iirc otto didnt Necessarily keep that bit of info under wraps - at least not before he met the emilia camp, bc the text said something about how hed take on side jobs where he babysat infants and hed be good at it bc he can understand the intent behind their wordless "words". and i definitely think otto - and tappei - havent really said anything on his ability to talk to infants before this bc it just hasnt come up in much relevant context until now. BUT I ALSO THINK YOU HAVE A POINT bc this does open like. a bit of a can of worms. theres these 2019 tappei qnas where he talks a bit about otto understanding "intent" -

Q: Is Otto's Blessing of the Spirit of Words limited to sounds that the speaker understands? Can he translate something Subaru wrote down in Japanese, or something that someone reads out loud phonetically without understanding it's meaning?

A: He can't. It's a blessing that conveys the intent of the other person's words, so if you said something like "Honbaradaratodetta", it wouldn't mean anything. It's just that, if Subaru had been saying "Honbaradaratodetta" for years to mean "What's for dinner?", it would convey that.

Q: About the "Blessing of the Spirit of Words" that Otto has, in cases where the same word can contain different meanings, can he discern the difference? (The English word 'servant' and a servant from Fate, etc.)

A: It's not the letters, but the speaker's intent that he picks up, so he could tell the difference.

but no yeah like........ ottos dp is specifically about Animals and well. humans and demihumans ARE animals. so it makes sense that it carries into humans and demihumans a bit so the whole catching someones intent thing is super fascinating and i feel like he could Definitely utilize it for more of his schemes?? esp when you combine that with the usual ways he uses his dp with animals - his power is Perfect for spying on others and gathering info in general. from my understanding of his power though, animals have to agree to help him, but given he can communicate with them and hes. well hes a good talker and also a bit of a manipulative bitch (affectionate) so like getting animals to help him doesnt seem like too much of an issue usually for him. so no but yeah his power is like. Off the Charts. and now we got big confirmation in the main story that he can UNDERSTAND PEOPLES INTENT BEHIND THEIR WORDS....? no yeah i think tappei will at least utilize it for the louis-spica plot things (ie otto wants her dead so hes just not gonna say anything about how he knows her true intent isnt to actually hurt anyone).

but i feel like otto could possibly use it for plans... or accidentally catch tidbits of info he shouldnt. im not entirely sure how, but. well. roswaal still hasnt delivered on his promise to kill everyone if even one person subaru cares about dies and Now roswaal knows that 1. otto plans to continue opposing subaru and emilia and keep pulling strings and 2. subaru wants louis to stay alive because he cares about her. it seems like massive emilia camp inner conflict is bound to happen at some point hah... the current situation is a ticking time bomb T^T and thats ON TOP of otto still working on restoring the book of wisdom... it all makes me wonder if otto will overhear a convo he shouldnt and catch the true underlying intent to otherwise innocent dialogue. or something like that.... or if louis's intent fluctuates in some way which otto will be Very aware of. if that happens. or if someone else somehow figures out ottos hiding the fact that he knows louis is innocent via his dp alsdjflsjdf. or maybe roswaal hints at his genocide plan and otto figures out the intent???? everyone is at a stalemate atm fr and im fascinated to see what comes next.

though. ok given otto went insane hearing the white whale..... well you could just fling mabeasts at him and maybe he'll shut up lajsdlfj bc using his dp (especially when overusing it gives him nosebleeds and headaches and pain and etc etc) against him is a Viable strategy to stop him among many others but like. the problem with otto is that hes persistent and Will hold a grudge against you if you wrong him. like i really do feel like he will hunt you down if you do which is the big Thing with otto. T^T hes unpredictable!!! especially now with arc 8 where hes been dragged through all these dangerous situations he did not sign up for and he just wants him and his friends to be safe but said friends want to save a whole country and NOW a sin archbishop alsdjflsjd.

like i really feel that hes so tired of things happening throughout his life out of control (remember his bad luck T^T and the way his dp used to fuck him over in his childhood? yeah T^T) that hes been trying to exert more and more control over his camp. bc like. vincent asking the emilia camp for help was nudged into that direction by otto. ottos also stepped a bit out of line by being hostile to julius and anastasia bc. otto that shit was unncessary aljsdlfjd theyre your camps allies!!!! and now ottos letting his camp be sus of louis by keeping quiet about her true intent. like otto is straight up like. hes kind of possessive of his camp isnt he? bc hes so fixated on making things go the way he wants (not that he wanted to help vollachia, but he wanted to help subaru and emilia which is why he pushed things in that direction, and now he wants to kill louis). it all makes me wonder if he'll ever have to use his dp against his camp given hes. kind of already doing that by lying to them - though itd probably be difficult to use his dp more actively against them if only bc they all already know what his dp is. theres no element of surprise there, but i think with the right circumstances he could possibly use it to figure out Something at least. bc like while he Does feel guilty, there is next to nothing stopping him from doing more shit on top of the shit hes been doing so far in arc 8 HAH. his moral compass is just literally broken and pointing straight down to hell. that mixed with his stubbornness and intellect and anger is like. well anyone going against otto is pretty fucked.

like. what is stopping him from sending a little bug to spy on subaru at all times. probably the fact that subaru and co. have a high chance of maybe noticing it and noticing that ottos keeping. too close of an eye on them. which would stop otto and his new declared "i walk in darkness" goal but all of this keeps making me wonder what lines otto WONT cross. and how far hes willing to go to do what he thinks is necessary to save his camp. and also what the consequences of his decisions will be.

but also like............................................... ok time for a crack theory of my own are you ready. anyway. can you imagine if ottos dp extended into fucking mind reading or something............ HAH.

#otto suwen #rezero #ask #this is a long response and it went a tiny bit off topic at a few points but i hope this made sense aljdslfjs #i dont have like. hyper specific predictions. but the detail that otto understands infants... and intent behind words in general... def #seems like a very specific writing choice fr. like tappei couldve simply said that ottos dp only extends to Animals animals. and not #humanoids. and i know tappei did the whole understands infants thing for the louis spica plot but like you im also wondering if he'll #utilize this part of ottos power more!!!#theres definitely a potential there. for sure.#arc 8 spoilers #but no yeah like ive been thinking about how ottos dp affects his psychology fr. like its not really talked about much past the overstimula #ion which makes sense bc thats affected SO MUCH of his life... but i also think that the. you know. understanding every animal ever is you #know kind of fucked up. once you think about it.#he got the ultimate cocktail of animal morality + merchant ideals and now hes got the moral compass of a chocolate eclair. except he ate th #chocolate eclair and then went welp guess my bffs new daughter figure kind of has to die haha :/#like. otto had to have understood death from a young age bc of his dp right?? like can you imagine. you see a bug crash too hard into somet #hing and you hear it die. you are like five. oh my god fr.

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telltaleangelina · 1 month

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i agree the dave thing is so funny, especially when laurie gets distracted from Andrew’s story about his awful depressing childhood to be jealous about dave’s entire existence, and then has to spend a few mins convincing andrew he’s still interested in his story and it’s not boring 😭 that bit kills me, i don’t know why some people say Mary isn’t a funny writer! but my personal interpretation, mostly based on the end conversation with dave, is that he must give off ~vibes~, just based on when dave says “i think you’ve misunderstood things between andrew and I” and then couple that with him being in love with bertie. and we do know that laurie can pick up on vibes, because he’s actually pretty good at picking up on andrew.

I think Laurie is generally hilarious, at times intentionally, at others not! There are lots of scenes I remember laughing at as I want along 😭

I do think you're right about vibes and about them being important, and of course Laurie is good at picking them up, kind of because he has to be. Honestly, I think most characters in this book have to be vibe-masters 😭 that's what I feel like many of the conversations with meeting new characters is like: simply vibe-checks 😭 That being said, I did really like the explanation regarding some weird-misplaced idea of influence that Laurie puts on Andrew, because in the scene that makes me laugh and another before it, Andrew actually does establish that Dave influences him, the only problem is that Laurie assumes there must be something romantic behind it. Those are the vibes he was getting, and you're right, he could've just picked up on Dave and connected dots, but I think there's more to it than that. The next few scenes after this one (the hilarious Reg-seduction scene and also tea with Adrian) kind of offer some more interesting insight; in both scenes, the idea of influence is referred to and explored, with Andrew being the center of it in the former. It seems even Reg has an idea that Andrew ought to be 'positively influenced'

I don't know 😭 I have this theory developing in my head, but I don't know if it's wrong because I haven't finished the rest of the book. And this book specifically is so cool because every time you think you understand a part of it, something else happens and you have to go back and recontextualize everything 😭 regardless, thank you for sharing your interpretation with me! It really makes me think about everything I've already read, and try to see what I could've missed and need to think more about.

#asks #the charioteer #mary renault #Thank you for the question!#I was going to talk about the weird scene with Adrian #And the one where reg decides to be nosy and very funny #But it was too long and I'm not sure I understood them right

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nokaru · 4 months

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Hello I just finished snow white with the red hair and I was wondering what manga do I start with? Or is it all just retelling the same story? (Assuming you have read the manga but if not my bad)

I hope you have a great day/night!

Hi! <3

Me and my very tired brain weren't exactly sure what you were asking my dear anon but I assume you wanna know what chapter to start the ANS manga after watching the anime?

If that's the case: the end of season 2 is around chapter 32-33 with the anime taking some artistic freedom and changing it up a bit. But if you really enjoyed the story as a whole (esp. the characters and dynamics) then I would recommend starting the manga from the beginning! The manga has lots of details/scenes that didn't make it into the anime after all ^^

if that wasn't your question my bad jsjsjsj u can shoot me a dm or another anon if u would like :)

hope this helps! have a good one nonny <3

#ask #i sure hope i understood thr question right #my brain ain't braining #ans #snow white with the red hair #akagami no shirayukihime

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thatlittledandere · 5 months

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I remember getting into Persona 4 and thinking man am I glad I don't find Dojima attractive. Well

#😔#venlapost #you know what i'm jut gonna blame my age for this #sure i've been in my 20s this whole time #but if i suddenly started seeing children differently why wouldn't i also suddenly become attracted to older men who have kids #sure man so that's what we're doing now. ok. we are Fertile #tmi tuesday is every day #i dreamt i had a baby once and i Understood. like i remember holding my baby and thinking I Get It Now. i Get It All now #i think i had children last night too. a whole bunch. too many. couldn't remember all their names adn was REALLY hoping nobod would ask #so you've heard the phrase biological clock before right? well it's real. it's not a metaphor this shit IS biological what the hell #this was suposed to be a post about ryotaro dojima not my hormones. sorry. i removed the character tag when i went off the rails though #i'm not having kids. i'm not having kids #but listen guys liking children and being kind to children is a massive green flag keep that in mind

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tennessoui · 1 year

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It seems unfair to the (deeply unhinged!) pretty bird verse to compare it to the playmaker one. Pretty bird Anakin's moral compass does not change after he meets Obi-Wan (it is already very, very dented) and the balance of power seems much more equal (Anakin COULD have more power or grab Ahsoka and run, he just opts not to b/c having sex and tormenting Cody is obviously more fun), and they both kind of know they are manipulating each other and get off on it. Whereas playmaker is, um, darker.

ahh this is so interesting too though because there IS this love between playmaker obikin, but is it really equal to pbatmb??

the very name of both fics implies that it’s not:

the playmaker au is mostly named after an American football concept, where there’s a coach who decides every move of all the players and is (in the end) awarded with a victory through no physical effort of his own—anakin is absolutely the playmaker in that verse, even though there are times where obi-wan pushes back. It’s much more dub-con/what-is-your-nature? fic

Vs pbatmb is literally both of them together from the first title. Pretty bird. Also mob boss. Sure they’re in a d/s relationship with wild and unhealthy boundaries that should never ever ever be repeated, but they’re—at heart—the same sort of monster.

And in playmaker, there’s always gonna be the question of “well ok. Did he want to?” (Did the non mob guy want to kill someone?) and for playmaker au, that’s super open ended. Obi-Wan definitely committed to killing the other detective, and he definitely didn’t look back, but pbatmb!anakin took intense pleasure from killing hardeen, so. so?

#asks #tbh no you’re right they’re fundamentally different dynamics #I just think it’s very funny that they are and I stil landed on two different adjective + animal nicknames to use gratuitously #playmaker au is probably more accurately #the little mouse verse I just thought of playmaker #first lol #pbatmb #playmaker au #but anakin is obsessed with playmaker obi-wan #that is his light of his life etc #it's just a darker obsessed because obi-wan is a lighter character #but tbh i fought to make sure people understood pbatmb anakin was a fucked up lil guy #he isnt an innocent civiilian being twisted darker #he's (like you said) very dented #pre-obi-wan

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ivyloveheart · 1 year

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mountain eemoji

🏔: What makes you feel closer to your kintype(s)?

Consuming their source materials! Along with anything like fanmade stuff with them, so long as their characters are. Well, in character.

I always feel more like them/closer to them when they’re at the front of my mind.

#I’m not sure I quite understood the question right but. I cant really think of exactly what it means #ask #thirdymeowy #rule of thirds #ask game #otherkin ask game

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venussunrise · 1 year

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oop today in the cafeteria one of the lunch ladies told me one of my special ed students wasn’t allowed to push the trash can around the cafeteria (i gave him that as a job cause he gets bored after he’s done eating and wants to elope) & it made me so mad i went straight to the head of special education and was like “i’m so sorry to ask you about something so stupid but this is allowed right?????” and she was like “of course it is but i’ll check with admin just in case” and admin was like “yeah. of course you’re allowed to do that we’ll talk to her tomorrow” and i can’t WAIT to be up in that cafeteria tomorrow like tell me how to do my job one more time cunt

#this is the second time she's tried to prevent him from doing this and the first time i very nicely pulled her aside and was like #heyyyyy so that's my special ed friend and i've given him permission to do this so it's okay #and if any gen ed kids ask if they can do it too send them to me and i'll explain to them why they can't #and i THOUGHT she understood but this time she came up to ME and was like #ummmmm we're the only ones that get to operate the trash can and i was like huh and she was like #yeah he's not allowed to do that #and i was like lemme not pop off on this woman i'll just go above her head cause i'm 100% sure i'm right and she's wrong #and i was #like you worry about the cafeteria ma'am i'll worry about the special education

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catboy-autism · 1 year

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girl can moms ever be normal at all

#i asked my mom smth and was listening to her response while reading something and she when i responded back to her i was hesitant because #the thing i was reading turned REALLY weird and so i was taken a back #but she stormed out cuz she thought i wasnt paying attention to her #so i went downstairs to explain that .no .i was paying attention i understood your response i was just slow to respond (by like. a split #second mind you)#because i came across soemthing really weird ! and she refused to acknowledge that i was actually paying attention to her #and she finally went 'FINE! you're right im wrong whatever' <- her fav phrase i was like 'okay.. i love you goodnight' she said 'sure' LIKE #GIRL WHAT #you r the adult why are you stomping out and saying “fine whatever sure” to me !!#sorry for the vent #eeueugegahh dies #vent tw #moss meows

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sensazioneultra · 1 year

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hi love! i truly truly hope life gets better soon, but for now *hugs you so so so tight* *bundles you up in blankets* *softly kisses your forehead to take all the pain away* bye <3

hi friend, thank you so much 💙 this made me tear up when i'm having a truly miserable day and time in general bc i really appreciate the kindness! i'm in physical pain rn so it's hard to comw up with good words but thank you, ily 💙🫂

#also cried s little bc my coworker friend asked me if she coulf hug me yday and i said no #bc my back hurt too muchamd i couldn't handlr being hugged #she understood but i g #i feel so miserable that i hsve someonewhp cares andbwants to hug me #and i camt say yes i can't have the hugs i hav3 been wishing to get for tears #years #its sad i had no one to hug me all rhis time #but it's even sadder tohavd to say no to someonr who is now herw to hug me #this is sso depressing sorry #but like im sure we'll be ablw to hug anothwr time #she doesnt hug me often just wjen she ccan see i need it #and one other time #but damn im stillgetting useds ti someone hugginggm e again can this pai. fuck right off #this pain*#sorry for the typos my arm hurtsb #anywsy sad story over thank uuuuuu friend you are so sweet #nico answers #anon

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katyspersonal · 2 years

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*sees your hcs about Adeline that actually value her as her own character and not as a shipping barbie doll*

“Damn I wish this person wasn’t my mortal enemy” /hj

- maasanox

Hahaha;;;;

Well, not going to lie, it does bother me a bit, and I've been holding back on the topic. I keep saying that there is no legal obligation to write character all 'deep and interesting' or elaborate on them, and if people are just happy with ships/memes/etc - let them, but like...

After all, what is the fun of being an 'overthinker' fan if you are not at least a little bit salty when character you like is just a gay prize for some other popular character? :p

It is very hard to find some stuff about Adeline that is not just about mariadeline ship, which can be frustrating for people that like the character as her own being and... honestly, frustration with how a character is treated in the fandom should not be something 'bad evil and elitist' as long as person is just salty and doesn't attack the ship or something! I'd go further and say that a "competition" between casual fans and nerdy fans can be productive and motivate each side to create more stuff!

And I would love to create more stuff about her, you have no idea. My biggest problem is that I struggle to prioritise what to create. I just have too much to say, on too many characters (but everyone noticed... :/).

I am not sure if you referred to the posts in just this blog or no, but I did have a reference of her progression too, here ( x ) if that's relevant; But I am glad that we are on the same page in at least some things tbh!

#ask replies #bloodborne #saint adeline #/lh #she is amongst one of my most 'noticed' characters though and one of the favourite ones!#again i am not sure if i actually had to become 'enemies' with anyone #i honestly never thought that infamous essay was THAT bad especially with the people who thanked me for saying all that stuff #but again clearly i struggle to understand that sometimes AMOUNT of text can intimidate people even if it is actual info #everyone tells me i should learn to condense my thoughts into shorter text but i lived all of my life being misunderstood #so i developed a habit to overexplain myself in every way possible to make SURE i predicted every way to be understood wrong!#...only to be understood wrong anyway. late diagnosed + untreated autism is a bitch.#by the way you said in other ask percy called someone's art ugly and i believe it 101%#this adeline reference i linked? i got 'please stop spamming bb tag with your ugly ass art' right after posting it #i had a feeling it had to be them because who else could be this petty and about her of all characters? so thanks for the info

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diegoshargrieves · 2 years

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Okay but who's your fav member of MCR

ok know this is a basic answer but none other than the magic man himself mister gerard way :)

#interesting ask actually #because i always kind of saw him as the face of mcr and what it stood for #around the time i started listening to their band in middle school i was some kid who was angry at the world #& didn't know how to feel about all that anger #yk. all the usual angst bullshit #and i listened to mcr every day during seventh grade #& felt like it wasn't the end of the world if someone could write it into a song & make everything wrong not only sound right but feel okay #he was the face of his music for me #i was in one of the most tumultuous periods of my life when i discovered his music and he means so much to me #for being one of the only things that made that angsty little kid from all those years ago feel understood #that wasnt even something i could give myself but his music gave that to me #and gerard somewhere along the lines manifested into all the feels i got from his music #anyways this got long & i got emotional putting all this shit in the tags & ik its a long convoluted indirect answer to a v simple question #but yeah i couldn't thank gerard way enough for everything if i fucking tried #he didnt save me exactly but he sure as hell helped me save myself #asks #anon

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alligaytorswamp · 2 years

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Oh when I say good and spicy I mean 🥵 hot and depraved

Ahhehzjahd won't lie i still don't get it but if it's about type of content i don't make stuff like that sorrey

#no good for convos about that either #but again not even sure if understood right #still cha/eya are full any kind of spice teehee #ask adry #posiden1234567 #i did make a cool art once w main idea of kinda mildly questionable love between em but people were misreading it 🥲#i thought i made chi'lde's gaze creepy enough but i got comments saying it was cute #yet the whole point of the drawing was that he is kinda obsessed w k'aeya lol... rip

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burger-goblin · 3 months

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#girlies #my dad's words are really ringing in my head today #as a kid he would always tell us two things that he made sure we understood #'anything bad that can happen‚ will happen' and 'if you think it's too good to be true‚ then it probably isn't true'#like. i'm 90% confident this job offer is a scam. they haven't asked for money but there's so much about it that's just #not right #i feel very‚ very stupid for believing it. only time will tell if it actually is a scam #but y'all know i'm gonna be fretting nonstop until monday when i will most likely have that confirmation

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rowarn · 4 months

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soap x reader x simon

soap doesn't know how to make you cum on his cock so he asks his trusted lieutenant to teach him how.

sub!reader, dom!simon, switch?soap, getting fucked by soap in simon's lap, wet&messy, cumming untouched, size difference/kink, threesome, fat dick!soap, MDNI

<3 just some horny nonsense that was spinning in my brain!!!

When Simon found out that sweet Johnny was struggling with something personal and even as embarrassing as making you cum, Simon’s mouth moved faster than his brain with an offer he never thought he would utter.

“I could help you out with that,” he had said, making Soap pause, mouth agape. Simon almost rescinded those words, brushing it off as a crude joke.

But then Soap spoke.

“Would you?” he asked, blue eyes glistening hopefully.

And Simon felt his cock twitch in his jeans.

It wasn’t that he couldn’t make you cum, Soap had defended on the drive over to your shared flat. Soap was good with his tongue and his fingers, could make you squirt by just rubbing that sweet little spot inside your gooey cunt.

The problem was whenever Johnny got his cock in you, he just could never get it right. The pace was wrong, the angle was off, he went too deep – anything that he could do wrong, he would do wrong.

“It’s never been like this with other…partners,” Soap shyly whispered. Though it was dark in the truck, Simon knew his friend was blushing in embarrassment, “I-I don’t know what I’m doin’ wrong this time.”

“Well, we’ll figure it out, Johnny,” Simon assured, shoving the door open the second Soap turned the engine off.

You and Soap lived on the top floor and the elevator ride up was stifling. Soap was fidgeting, clearly more than a little nervous about how this night was meant to go.

You and he had been together for a while – long enough to move in together. Simon wondered what finally made Soap reach out for help on this little problem after so long.

But Simon wasn’t about to look a gift horse in the mouth. He’d wanted to get his fucking hands on you from the second you bounced into the room, radiant and so sweet in the way you shyly clung to Soap’s arm. You were precious and Simon’s not proud to admit he had gone home and tugged his cock fucking raw over the way you had batted your pretty lashes at him when you looked up at him – so much smaller than him.

He knew he would be a fucking wreck the second he had you within his grasp and fuck, he was right.

His hands were shaking as he held you in his lap, gripping your knees to keep you spread wide for Soap to slot his hips between them.

You were a sensitive little thing, Simon learned. You came so easily around Soaps fingers when he worked to stretch you open for him. If you came so easily then why the fuck couldn’t Johnny get you off from his cock?

You were trembling, wide eyes teary as you watched your boyfriend carefully work his cock into you. The stretch was always so good, always making your eyes roll back in your head. Your cunt was so slick and sticky, eagerly swallowing every inch of Soap. So fucking messy. It made Simon's mouth fill with saliva at the sight of how wet you were, he wanted to taste you so badly.

Johnnys cock was fat, thick and heavy, no doubt burning your poor little cunt with how wide he had you stretched around him. You creamed around him, juices dribbling down his balls and wetting his sweatpants. You even dripped all over Simon who held you in his lap.

When Johnny started thrusting, Simon immediately understood why you couldn't seem to cum. Sure, it felt good, and you were moaning - twitching and gasping every time Soap sunk in and brushed against any sweet little spot inside. But Soaps rhythm and pace were inconsistent and he didn't seem to have any idea how to aim his cock to really hit those gooey spots that would have you falling over the edge into bliss.

Simon took a few moments to admire the scene unfolding right in his lap. You, creaming all over a cock that couldn't make you cum. Soap desperately humping your pretty cunt haphazardly and sloppily. He wasn't even bothering to touch your clit. Beneath his mask, Simon grinned.

It was so cute how Johnny went so stupid the second he got his cock wrapped up in a tight, hot pussy.

“Johnny…” Simon finally spoke, “Slow down.”

Immediately, Soap did as he was told. His pace slowed, careful rolls of his hips replacing the jackhammering.

“There's a good boy,” Simon praised, eyes darkening at the sight of Soap’s ears turning red, “Go nice ‘nd deep You gotta hit all those nice spots inside.”

Soap’s pretty, blue eyes were half-lidded as he watched you writhe and twitch in his Lieutenant’s arms. With every deep stroke, both of them could hear the sticky, wet noises of your pussy swallowing every inch.

One of Simon’s hands trailed down your thigh, inching down and down. Soap’s eyes followed every movement until his fingers finally found your hard little clit. Immediately, your cunt clamped down around Soap’s cock and the Scot moaned.

“You gotta touch this cute little clit,” Simon teased, “If you really wanna know how it feels to have a pretty cunt cum around you.”

Soap nonsensically nodded, blunt nails digging into your hips as he held himself back from fucking you like a madman again. He kept Simon’s words in mind - deep and slow. Aim for those little spots. He knows where they are, he knows where it feels good. Just don't think with his cock - that's all he had to do.

With Simon’s callused fingers swirling over your sticky clit and Soap’s fat cock stuffing you full just right, it came as no surprise when you finally came.

Soap wasn't able to stand how good it felt with how tight you were squeezing around him, pulsing through every wave of your orgasm. You were gushing, creaming sticky and wet all over him. Simon could feel you clit twitching under the pads of his fingers.

With a shout, Soap filled you up with his load, “Fuck!”

As the two of you came down, Simon’s big hands carefully stroked up and down your thighs until their trembling ceased.

“You know, Lt,” Soap panted, looking up at him through his lashes, “I think I could use a little more hands on training. How about you really show me how it's done.”

Even though Simon had quietly came in his own pants, his cock was chubbing up again at those words.

“I like the sound of that, Seargent.”

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I wanna talk about The Angel Who Would Be Crowley.

Because I had a certain set of expectations, which got thoroughly trashed in the first five minutes of S2, and my genuine response is, "Oh, fuck, yup. You're right. That's WAY better."

Looking around at GO fandom, I'm not alone in this. So let's talk about it.

Basically, a lot of people (myself included) believed that he was a high-ranking angel, and therefore as chilly and remote as every other powerful angel we'd seen at that point. We pictured Crowley-To-Be as long-haired, regal and imposing --and the fanart at the time reflected this. I'd link some if Tumblr didn't hate links.

Something like this:

We were collectively drawing on a few things --mostly, Crawly's appearance and general bearing in the Biblical scenes of S1--

--But also scattered hints of his importance, backed up by conspicuous absences in Heaven and a few profound displays of power. That's all better covered elsewhere, so I won't reiterate the arguments here. All I'm saying is: I think our headcanons were justified.

But it turns out he was this:

!!!

With his curly little--!!

And his neat white--!!

IT TURNS OUT, he was an angel who squeaked and squealed when he was happy; who flailed his arms around and made explosion noises with his mouth to explain nebulas; who preened when told his stars were pretty. Furfur, who knew him before the Fall, says:

"You used to jump on me back, little monkey in a waistcoat..."

(The use of a diminutive there, 'little'...oh, that fascinates me.)

In a pretty huge subversion of expectations, we're given these glimpses of an angel who was sweet, and joyful, and heart-meltingly silly.

In sum...an innocent.

(Perhaps innocent to a troubling degree.

We see how he troubles Aziraphale, during their first conversation. He starts looking around and behind them, checking to make sure that no one can HEAR the blithe and reckless things coming out of this angel's mouth. This angel who talks like he's never been reprimanded in his life; like it's never occurred to him that anyone would want to hurt him.

Before the Beginning, Aziraphale understood Heaven better than he did. The danger is plainly occurring to Aziraphale.)

So now, we the viewers are in on a cruel joke that Aziraphale has known all along, which is that this --THIS-- is the angel who--

*checks notes*

--did a million lightyear freestyle dive into a boiling pool of sulphur. For asking questions.

...Imagine you are Aziraphale, and everything inside you wants to believe Heaven are the Good Guys, and God is Good and Everything She does is capital-R Right...and now try to reconcile that. Keep trying. I don't think he ever totally managed it in 6000 years.

All this gets further complicated when we learn that, despite all of the above, we were still right. That sweet excitable babby up there?

He WAS a powerful and high-ranking angel.

That much is explicitly confirmed, with significant evidence that he could have been among the mightiest of archangels...

...Who apparently accosted his fellow angels for piggyback rides. And was remembered millennia later by those (now fallen) angels as something 'little.'

What does that tell us about who he was? Is?

Hell, Aziraphale has known to be wary of the archangels (and the judgements of Heaven in general) since before the Fall even happened. He chooses to believe they are Good; he can't fool himself into thinking they are Safe.

Yet he's absolutely certain that Crowley won't hurt Job's children. Enough to stand in a burning building and say to them, "I can't save you, but don't be afraid. I won't need to."

And what reason does he give?

("I know you."

"You do not know me."

"I know the angel you were.")

What does that tell us about who he was? Is?

("The angel you knew is not me."

But how is Aziraphale supposed to believe that, when he can see him all the time?)

tl;dr --yes, this is better. I love the tragedy of it.

'Innocence died screaming' and all that.

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