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COLORLESS, ODORLESS, TOXIC GAS TUESDAY?!?!
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Hmm more space orcs?
Okay so,,, I rly don’t know if anybody made a post about this yet, but can we talk about the weird way human bodies just,,, Do Exercise?
I’m a healthy 240lbs ish of meat mecha, at least 20lbs of which is just fat stored on my tum; like even at my most physically active and “healthy” I was still a chonktastic 225 or so, but in all that time I’ve been doing the whole diet and exercise rigamarole I noticed a Thing My Body Does. This bastard HATES being worked like a draft horse. Like he viscerally does Not want to Do The Thing UNTIL he’s been compelled into the thing for like 10 or so minutes.
After about 10 for cardio and 15 for any muscle work, the human body (or at least my body) decides it likes this activity actually and will just keep Doing The Thing until something else compels it to stop. Like,,, is this just me or do other ppl experience the pursuit predator brain kicking in?
Like, logically it makes sense that humans are still adapted to being pursuit predators slowly terminatoring their way after their food, but it rly doesn’t hit you that fundamentally you today are the same animal that stalked prey for miles endlessly until The Thing happens.
So, humans as a species can hit this grove of motion where once the body gets a stride at a comfortable, personal speed, they can just go virtually indefinitely. Pursuit predation is not the most common method for carnivorous or omnivorous animals to obtain meals. Yeah humans don’t have the same top speed as another highly successful pursuit predator like the hyena, but unlike the hyena we can throw shit really accurately from long distances. I don’t need to sprint after my food if I’ve got a bunch of carved, pointy sticks and a whole day to kill. Calorically, a slow persistent jog or fast walk is much more energy efficient than a full sprint anyway.
Like, fuck, the reason we find the Slasher walk scary is because humans have an instinct for that same method of hunting.
TL;DR So basically The Thing were your body just clicks with physical effort and the walking/jogging experience is no longer a chore but just a way to be is the voice of your ancestors connecting you to your pursuit predator nature. They are cheering you on in the never ending marathon of human evolution. If you can, and it won’t exacerbate any chronic illness or pain, you should just Move and Do. It’s rly nice to feel yourself hit your own stride tbh.
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Arthur: So, how are you feeling now?
Yellow: Stabbing
Arthur: Stabbing… isn’t really an emotion. It’s more of an activity… that I hope you don’t do to me
Yellow:
Arthur: See, an emotion is more of a feeling
Yellow: Well, maybe I feel stabby
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Obey me au where Lilith and Lucifer switch places:
- Mc is serious and polite like Luci, and has a more "voice of reason" attitude instead of "emotional support" to the demon brothers
- Lilith has a lot of guilt about how things turned out to Lucifer and the others, she acts all positive about their new live in the Devildom and the whole Diavolo thing, but in reality she feels really bitter and sad about it
- She stopped loving humanity and sees them as some sort of omen now, Lilith thinks that getting involved with any human will bring misery to her and the others.
- Satan came from Lili's wrath, but his relationship with her is waaaayyy less rocky than with Lucifer in cannon (mostly due to her more sweet and affectionate personality), not sure how this changes things, but see Lilith's wrath more as being directed at herself than God. I just think it makes more sense to her characther
- In a way, the love that Lili once had for humanity was passed down to Satan, so while she acts all sweet but actually wants to kick mc's ass back to the human world, Satan acts a little colder at first but really likes the player and supports them
- Mc's first pact is with Satan and this makes Lilith start a pathway into despair. Each pact breaks her 'sweet and joyful' persona more and more, she becomes more rude and distant to Mc as each pact happens, but never lays a finguer on Mc
- The one in the attic is Mammon, because he was the closest to Lucifer he was depply affected by his "death", thus his the one who...hm...y'now...
I want to write more but my finguers hurts;----; sorry if there is any mistakes, english is not my first language
Do you guys have any idea for this au? I would love to hear it!
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Every friend group has these ppl
Himbo
A mean Bisexual
An even meaner lesbian
He/theys
She/theys
The astrology bitch who has everyone's birth chart memorized
The token straight that's on thin ice
Short king
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