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witchhickx · 17 days
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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
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demonboyhalo · 4 months
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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shinseifer · 1 year
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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qqueenofhades · 8 months
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Someone made Felonies Georg into a graphic. Bless.
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evie-carnahan · 7 months
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George of the Jungle (1997)
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kingworm · 4 months
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rest in peace george michael you would’ve done numbers on here
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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:
15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.
None of the hijackers were from Iraq.
None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.
None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.
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dystopiansocietystraw · 10 months
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when i tell you i had an aneurysm
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guardianspirits13 · 9 months
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i thought of this at 3am and its canon now
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emotional-emotion · 9 months
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Seinfeld (1989 - 1998) 2.08 The Heart Attack
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scoobhead · 17 days
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theunfairfolk · 2 years
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my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored
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elbiotipo · 5 months
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I still think we should celebrate Kissinger's death even if he didn't face justice and lived a confortable life, just so that everybody knows what a piece of shit he was, just so that when some Great Stateman like I don't fucking know Biden tries to eulogize him he is flooded with insults and mockery y quede bien para el culo, so that nobody can even PRETEND he had any worth, millions should celebrate he's fucking dead and this is how he will be remembered, as an imperialist criminal hated all over the world with no redeeming qualities, none should be able to even pretend he was some some great man except for the magnitude of his crimes
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mitchipedia · 1 year
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Via George Takei, who adds: "Overheard: 'Not all heroes wear capes. Or tops, it seems.'"
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meanbossart · 3 months
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cliquey friggin' elves
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