#not to be a carfucker but 👀

[effervescentdragon]

Azerbaijan GP 2022

- Wallpaper Wednesday via AMR official insta stories

#i think this is #sebastian vettel #amr #baku 22 #not to be a carfucker but 👀

[mistressemmedi]

Sooooo would you recommend the first episode of Pit Babe👀👀

The premise of the plot is that the main Alpha, Pit Babe (yes, that's the actual name of the character) needs to bump uglies right before he gets into a car because it "heightens his senses" and he can feel the car better (very carfucker coded of him) which is why he's winning all these competitions. He has a string of boytoys at the ready that he's unsatisfied with.

Enter Charlie, also an Alpha, who desperately wants a shot at driving for the team and for whatever reason, needs Babe's car specifically to test drive for the squad. He strikes up a FWB deal with Babe in order to do so.

From the first episodes we have hints of a mafia-like plotline, hostile takeovers, sponsorship troubles, jealous besties that are secretly in love, mechanics that are too old and done with this shit, way too many car metaphors, a drifting competition that would make Vin Diesel burn the entire Fast and Furious franchise to the ground, people being sold in questionable bets, and inappropriate bonsai care.

It's cringe, it's fun. 10/10 would recommend.

#anon #q&a #pit babe the series #pit babe

[kirathehyrulian]

I'm a tumblr threat to all spn car related posts now. It's true. I admit I'm a problem. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think, "How can I make SPN about carfucking?"

Oh? SPN has an innocent scene about a spn character that happens to be driving around in a car? Any car? *BOOM* instant spncarfucker situation.

👀👀👀 Op has made an innocent post involving spn and cars! *BOOM* Carfucking memes and context what context in your tags. Thoughts and plans of making new screencap comics based on the op's harmless meta/parallel/appreciation post.

Slowly but surely, spncarfuckersweek rights and thinking will spread like the rightful virus it is. A monster was created the week of June 7-11, 2021. The world just didn't know it then.😌

I've got "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen playing in the background.

#spncarfuckersweek hiatus #grapefruit #i'm having fun and that's all that matters #spncarfuckersweek

[blorbocedes]

HAVE YOU READ the carfucker lando (/dando because there's some humiliation) fic???

I haven't! send it 👀

#blorbocedes ask

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

im putting #cargate au in my followed tags for sth to read when i wake up tmrw bestie your inbox aus give me life 😂 also not to be a carfucker but damn 👀❤

Fjfjfjfjfj I don't know how this keeps happening but somehow from one second to the next I'm writing about a car's tragic love life😭😭😭.

#cargate au

[jasontoddiefor]

👀🤔🤡

🤡 What’s the dumbest thing you’ve written?

Carfucking, at your behest.

🤔 What’s one genre you’ve never written that you’d like to try? 

Self-insert, OC focused stuff & proper horror I guess! I used to really hate the first, but honestly, people are having so much fun with it, maybe I should try. And I’d be a riot in any fandom let’s be honest

👀 Do you have any words/phrases you use habitually? 

I use “quite” way too fucking often, but it’s a good way of spotting sentences that need reqorking. There are a couple more but I usually don’t notice until I start editing.

Fanfic Asks!

#ask #frances janvier

[effervescentdragon]

bff: god i wanted to punch you today

me: fair. why?

him: you heard @noope306 say "RB08 is at the other side of rb ring" and you fucking flew through three fucking hills. i couldnt keep up with you

me: i mean. if i could fuck a car- 👀

him: im so proud and so disgusted by you sometimes

me: i contain multitudes :)

#effervescentdragonrants #akiras spielberg liveblog #spielberg 22 #rb08 #not to be a carfucker but 👀 #conversations with friends

[effervescentdragon]

also? aston martin safety car is so. fucking. hot 👀

#not to be a carfucker but 👀 #effervescentdragonrants #akiras spielberg liveblog #aston martin f1

[effervescentdragon]

the humps on f1-75 😳😳

#not to be a carfucker but 👀 #f1 75

[effervescentdragon]

"predicted to get wetter in the next couple of minutes" why yes i - [GUNSHOTS]

#fp1 #mercs are out and oh its wet #akira goes insane #ferraris are also out #not to be a carfucker but 👀

[effervescentdragon]

nigel mansell driving a ferrari 639 😳​

#goodwood fos 2022 #nigel mansell #not to be a carfucker but 👀 #ferrari 639

[mistressemmedi]

I refuse to believe the 4x champion free practice carfucker dilf knows enough about the internet to have any rumors scrubbed from it, nor do I believe he has the desire or time to hook up with someone who is not his wife on a consistent level like that

His PR lady might be a bit more tech savvy 👀

#FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS IS A JOKE #anon #q&a

[effervescentdragon]

yah im definitely a carfucker on main 👀

via carlos' official insta stories

#carlos sainz jr #carlos sainz #f1 #azerbaijan gp 2022 #scuderia ferrari #f1 75 #bad bad akira

[effervescentdragon]

I just realised why i like the alpine livery - the dude who did it also did the fuckboy black and yellow livery for RS19 aaand hes doing the rosberg x racing livery which i fucking adore

#f1 #alpine livery #sean bull design #rs19 #rosberg x racing #a522 #not to be a carfucker but 👀

[effervescentdragon]

Me, in Stefon's voice: this february 17th has *everything*: ferraris own doc ock mattia binotto presenting the mcdonalds livery and a new dragon car, for when you cant decide if you're a dragonfucker or a carfucker; fia (derogatory) dropping michael masi as race director for likes and subscribes in the middle of ferraris broadcast without a care in the world bcs *jazz hands* misdireeectiooooon; charles leclerc trending on tumblr despite THAT 👀 racesuit making him look like all of us retail workers and feeding our parasocial fantasies of banging the prince of monaco in his custom pista 488, above both ferrari and f1; otmar szafnauer aka the dude who bought the whole merc car and then spent a year doing that meme "whatcha got there - a smoothie" being reunited with everyones favourite french twink in arguably the team we all expect not to pull the deyassification of liveries and give the spanish&french some bisexual rights finally; *hyperventilating*💫💫💜💜 SIR LEWIS HAMILTON 💜💜💫💫 CONTENT AFTER MONTHS OF DROUGHT I CANT-

#f1 #effervescentdragonrants #also my aston martin seb merch came but imma leave that off #f1blr #otmar szafnauer #charles leclerc #scuderia ferrari #mattia binotto #ferrari #alpine racing #esteban ocon #f1 memes #f1 shitpost #michael masi #fia #sir lewis hamilton #lewis hamilton

[bwoahtastic]

So is it the Dragon/Transformer fic you're writing about or 👀

THERE IS NO CAREFUCKING JAMIE

THERE WILL NEVER BE CARFUCKING JSJS

THIS IS JUST LEWIS THE DRAGON WHO CAN TURN HUMAN

AND GEORGIE

NO CARFUCKING