#not ur typical tsundere

[leeyanyanyaaan]

stray kids as brothers

-archival-

skz as brothers

21 / 05 / 2022

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bang chan (older brother)

- no matter how hard i try, i can only see him as an older brother (foive year old hyung oppa ahehe)

- the super caring older brother

- worrywart type older bro tho, checking on you every five seconds, which might mean he's strict at times

- SUPER RELIABLE older bro, whenever you need him he gotchu ☆

- ngl he might spoil you if you ask for something.... or just get you something without even telling you just because he thought of you 🥺💖 also he wont take no for an answer

- super affectionate bro <3 never goes without showing his love for you that sometimes he just smothers you with it ajsbskns

- he's a bit cheeky tho so expect teasing and typical sibling banter lol XD

- sometimes he acts all baby all of a sudden though AHAHA AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE A DONGSAENG TO TAKE CARE OF 

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lee minho (older brother)

- THE BROTHER THATS ALWAYS TEASING YOU AND CALLING YOU UGLY /affectionate

- no but you guys get what i mean right?

- THE LOVE HATE TYPE SIBLING RELATIONSHIP YES

- lots of playful bantering and ratting on each other

- "EOMMAAAA (Y/N) GOT A LOVER-"

- if you did get a s/o however get ready for him to start interrogating the heck out of them, making sure they're ✨qualified✨ enough to be with his younger sibling 

- protective, in the "only i can bully them" way, but at the same time because he loves you of course <3

- sometimes mom-type naggy bc he cares y'know

- at the end of the day loves you very much, even if he doesnt show it as obviously. tsundere older sibling 😩😩

- and at the end of the day, you both just laugh off all your bantering. you love your older bro just as much, just the way he is <3

- honestly when i found out he was an only child i found that so hard to believe bc he radiates THIS kind of sibling energy fr 

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seo changbin (younger brother)

- the younger brother that comes up to you often because he wants affection and/or your attention

- whines if you dont get him that, or if you tease him (make it up to him with hugs pls)

- noisy sibling definitely though, especially if you keep messing around with him he'll start complaining loudly

- "what are you doingggg 👀👀"

- don't steal his food. he (probably) won't steal yours

- ACTS CUTE AJSBAKNSKS AND MOST OF THE TIME IT WORKS for what idak but it just works hes cute uwu

- tbh after the recent 2kidsroom changbin definitely started radiating more older brother energy fr, but ultimately i decided that he felt more like a younger brother to me, especially as an oldest sister, i can really see my younger sibling in him XD

- so have an alt! where changbin is the older bro instead

- a bit similar where he's still a loud and affection seeking bro, but as an older bro he wouldn't act as childishly as he would as a younger bro 

- tries to keep the cool mature older bro vibes all the time ✨✨

- issoki binnie youre always cool <3 is okay to act cute still

- which he does, he'll still pull aegyo (is this how it's spelled?) on you

- omg but in general/overall, a SUPER understanding brother that just knows you so well like the good sibling he is

- a great listener when you need it

- and he gives you very thoughtful gifts he carefully chose out <3 

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hwang hyunjin (twin brother)

- hyunjin, as your older twin bro! 

- typical sibling banters and teasing LOL especially w how dramatic he is, you'd definitely play along with it

- if no one else gotchu ur twin gotchu (esp if y'all make lame jokes)

- you guys care for each other so much 🥺 he'd probably try to get you to laugh or take you out to take your mind off of things if youre upset and you do the same and/or teasingly show how much you love him uwu

- YOU GUYS HAVE EACH OTHERS BACKS FR POWER DUO WHEN YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER!!! 

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han jisung (twin brother)

- omg i literally want him as my brother HE WOULD BE SUCH A FUN BRO 😩💖

- it's just pure chaos whenever the two of you are together (as if it isn't chaos when it's only one of you already 💀)

- if mom leaves him in charge when she's gone? he's the type who would be like "hey let's go do [something you're probably not supposed to do] >:D"

- 1v1 him at a video game = a fight till the death, probably. expect lots of noise and salt

- "YAH YAH YAH MY CONTROLLER WASNT WORKING FOR A BIT AGAIN AGAIN"

- steal each others food 

- "hey can i have some? thanks :D" "I DIDN'T SAY YES YOU LITTLE-"

- OKAY BUT ALSO BUYING/MAKING SNACKS FOR EACH OTHER IF ONE OF YOU ARE HUNGRY

- despite being the chaos bringers you guys are, you guys also enjoy each others presence in comfortable silence, just doing your own things

- sometimes you guys break the silence by saying something random or stupid LOL

- "gay"

- yeah sometimes he might feel the need to be loud as well LOL

- also he's older than you. sorry you just need to be reminded every time someone asks

- "**I** am the older one!" "yeah by one minute 🙄" "THOSE 60 SECONDS MEAN EVERYTHING"

- sometimes he acts five years younger than you tho smh

- your best friend bro fr and partners in crime!!! 

a/n: i'll be honest, i actually put hyunjin and han as your twin siblings because they also radiate single child energy (EVEN IF IT TURNS OUT HAN ISN'T ONE BUT OH WELL AKDNSKXNS) 

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lee felix (middle brother)

- the brother in the middle who's the good child and the favorite child of the family but honestly you don't mind that at all

- SOOOO AFFECTIONATE 🥺💕 SHOWS SO MUCH LOVE TO HIS SIBLING UWU

- sends you memes and random stuff and just texts you a lot hehe

- y'all do tiktoks together, if not willingly he drags you AJSJJANSKS

- if you're reading or watching or obsessing over something he'd get curious and listen to your rambling about whatever it is regardless if he knows it or not, he'd probably join you too :D

- you guys just have fun together and tease each other playfully sometimes but i think he'd have a more soft affectionate sibling relationship w you <3

- he'd also definitely be that reliable bro who you can lean on and talk to when you need him, giving you gentle advice

- if you're the youngest also expect him to be a lil overprotective over you ahe

- YOU BAKE TOGETHER :D 

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kim seungmin (younger brother)

- the good younger brother! 

- idk how to describe it but he just- HE JUST RADIATES THE ENERGY OF THE YOUNGER SIBLING YOU'D JUST LOVE UHUHU

- he's always there for you and supporting you all the way, he's also always thinking about you too! reminds you to take care of yourself and don't overwork yourself <3 you got this!! with that in mind he'd always have something for you like food and water, a sticky note with a motivational message, or maybe even a new pencil if yours is getting short/broken

- sometimes nags you to clean your room

- "hey i just have my own system here y'know?" "no, clean your room >:("

- oh but he's definitely also your goofy sibling. and he roasts you a lot too.

- but that's probably revenge for all the times you tease him for being your adorable little bro <3 

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yang jeongin (middle brother)

- 100% the sibling who bullies and teases you playfully AHAHA he's one of the members that radiates the most sibling energy fr but i see him more as a middle child than a youngest 

- the type who acts like being your bro is so ew in a /lighthearted way

- roasts you but roasts himself too

- nah scratch that y'all roast each other 

- scrunches his nose and pulls away in joking disgust whenever you guys try to be cheesy or affectionate

- so maybe he doesn't show affection much, but in reality he loves you so much, there are things he just admires about you. he will show his love through little subtle things like getting food for you <3 

a/n: these guys just radiate too much sibling energy it hurts my heart with wholesomeness AJSNAMNSMANS i just can't unsee all of this especially as the oldest of two siblings and too many baby cousins AHAHA what about you guys? do you have siblings too? 

also please note that this is old like earlier in the year so it hasn't been updated with any additional possible sibling interactions i may have not seen 😔 do feel free to comment and add on though!

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[yuutx]

random question !!

which version of scaramouche is ur fave ?? ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

waaah,,, its either between kabukimono or scaramouche . . aaaaeeeee that is such a hard decision ? ! i think kabukimono . . yes . . ? the thing is, kabukimono 'n scaramouche are like the different side of my type. i love sweet innocent guys but i also love the tough 'n cold ones . . but in the end, i think kabukimono wld be my fav . .

if i rlly think about it 'n if i had to rank them from best -> worst it would go: kabukimono, scaramouche, kunikuzushi, kuronushi ( even though its not rlly scara ) 'n then wanderer ! i dont have anything against wanderer but . . i'm just not fond of how they made him a typical bratty tsundere . . n e ways, which version is your favorite ? !

#𐑺 ˖ ࣪࿐ྂ mail received ! #WAIT WAIT BUT SHOUKI NO KAMO ! ! ! oh my this is so difficult . .

[yuukei-yikes]

Okay okay okay I have a very specific itch to hear about Mekakushi Dan sensory needs and bc you're the first person I can think of who has drawn them stimming I thought your askbox was the perfect place to launch myself. If you have thoughts here pls feed me. Bonus points for Takane's sensory needs + challenges before becoming a computer program and post str bc I do think her needs would be different than they were before?? I think not having a body for 2 years would do that to you

HI ok i dont have a lot of headcanons in general its mostly haruka and takane and mostly takane. i think haruka is the one ive drawn stimming the most Like i just think that guy would flap his little hands around yknow.

so im sorry i dont have hcs for the whole mekadan. IF UR INTERESTED IN A PARTICULAR MEKADAN GUY u can ask me and I'll come up with something >:3 it just feels overwhelming to think of it all at once. and also u said takane and you know damn well im abt to talk for 1 million hours

ok. takane❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ sorry this isn't sensory needs but girl.. takanes Gamer Secret being found out... idk man it's like. this bitch had been MASKING‼️‼️‼️

even in hs days i think takane feels weird about Touching with her hands. she doesn't have the cartoonishly large sleeves she has as ene, but i think she pulls down her sleeves over her hands like in this specific manga panel i indeed have in speed dial

i wish it appeared more often bc its a cute shoutout to ene later on and also WOOO THIS BITCH HAS SENSORY ISSUES!!! i made a comic abt it once but haruka designing actor with the bigass sleeves because he observed that takane pulls down her sleeves. *bite bite bite bite bite* also this panel has always been a fave of mine bc of autism creature takane and also bc the desk is like. at haruka's chest and he looks like he's sitting on the ground

i also think its very funny to imagine takane kicking ass in games while holding the controller with her sleeves over it and everyone's like ?????girl what. ofc she probably has specific textures she hates and all that, takane doesnt feel weird about touching as a whole.

in several instances of yuukei yesterday haruka and takane casually touch each other and while thats obviously cuz they're close friends, a lot of close friends dont act that way or arent comfortable with touch yknow!! in fact takanes the one to start most physical interactions with him. i could be crazy enough to go and check but im gonna trust my memory. and bc i love art where ene is jumping on shintaro and stuff i like to think takane is Actually touchy with ppl she trusts. also she doesnt register personal space sometimes, and ends up standing too close without noticing until someone points it out. i guess this is a bit contrary to a typical takane interpretation (UR STANDING TOO CLOSE DUMBASS🙄🙄🙄🙄 tsundere moment) but i think it's a fun spin to it. i think kenjirou is the one to most point it out like Girl step BACK ur all in my zone and she's like UGH WHATEVER and haruka also notices but never rly says anything. he probably loves it lol haruka's so overdue physical connection he loves that takane doesn't mind touching him or being close to him. also since they have a big height difference its not like she's all up on his face. i think takane starts letting go more once her ene secret's out and stops caring so much but it sorta comes back when ayano and shintaro join the group. i think shintaro especially would point out UGH WHY ARE YOU STANDING SO CLOSE TO ME or even question why she's so close to haruka or ayano. haruka and ayano are all like NOOO DONT WORRY I DONT MIND but takanes already mortified and is more self aware

another one. takane with her big old headphones. yeah yeah uses them disconnected to get haruka's attention Whatever she also uses them bc she prefers hearing stuff muffled instead of hearing it directly 👍 when she gets overwhelmed she puts those things on with the music to the max and just logs out for a min

OH also this is a canon one😼😼😼 her leg bouncy thing. shintaro points it out in the seventh novel that takane is bouncing her leg and says it's a nervous habit he never noticed on her but TO ME. SHE DOES THAT❤️ takane has huge leg bouncer energy i bet she makes the whole table shake and everyone asks her to quit it and she says Damn ok sorry and stops it for a total of 50 seconds before starting again

anyways in summary hs takane is like. tends not to notice personal space, hates touching stuff with her hands, likes having control over what or how she hears, and has a tough time staying still. POST STR... its all to the max. takane is overly aware of everything. all 5 senses are as much of a nightmare as they are a relief and it's all mixed together!!!!

ok her sensory needs that she already had pre ene are still there but completely amped up, except the personal space one. now everyone is always too close and literally just opening her eyes (HEH!! OPENING EYES!!!!) is super overwhelming bc WHOA EVERYTHING IS SO CLOSE AND HUGE AND HD. i could imagine comparing it to like, wearing contacts for the first time for any fellow glasses wearing people. like u know this, youve seen all this. but suddenly youre watching it differently without a frame around ur eyes and it just feels weird. for takane the frame was a screen instead of the glasses yknow. and to her its A LOT

i think post str takane keeps using her powers and having meltdowns because on top of all the existentialism she has to deal with being alive and everything, suddenly She Cannot Control Anything And It Is A Nightmare. she can't handle the lack of control she has over her needs and body temperature. just feeling hungry or sweating after walking for a little in summer makes her upset. bc she gets her body back during summer so GOOD LUCK WITH THAT GIRL. the clothes she wears feel all insane and irritated and nauseous!!! awful!!! even showers feel strange bc AUGGHHH so much is touching her at once!!! she also hates eating soooo yeah also a thing. i think she's always been a picky eater but post str its like she will only eat like 2 things or something

ON THE OTHER HAND.... it suddenly goes on the opposite end. like for a few days she's nightmare overstim city and then she's SUPER understim and COMPLETELYYYYY over eager about having a body and horribly indulges in like. overeating and running around <- overeating (especially when u usually avoid eating), awful for ur tummy. running a lot when u have chronic pains, also awful for ur pains later. sooo nothing she wont pay the price for later. it needs to get pointed out to her she needs to find a balance and cant have all or nothing (by haruka probably)

the personal space thing comes back here like she gets So touchy and needs hug or death. i think she can be all happy hugging haruka and all of a sudden pushes him away and is like WHOA I NEED TO GET OUT OF MY BODY RIGHT NOW MAYBE RIP MY SKIN OFF TOO MAYBE so it's rly like a light switch all of a sudden she can get overwhelmed with it and revert. like jumping back and forth between seeking and avoiding sensation.

i drew this once but haruka with his arms inside of takane's sleeves LOLLL i think skin to skin rly helps her when she's feeling like she needs sensation. a big part of the sudden overindulgence is OUGH IM REAL!!!! bc like i said takane isnt just dealing with having a body again she's dealing with having her Life again. being alive again. and she LOVES being alive. and the avoidance of all these sensations sometimes piles up and ends on the opposite like I NEED TO EAT💥💥💥I NEED TO SCREAM💥💥💥💥I NEED TO RUN AND HUG AND KISS AND DANCE AND SWIM💥💥💥 yknow. so yeah haruka helps her a lot with it when she needs touching and hugging 🙏🙏🙏 cuz he also wont get offended if she's suddenly like Ok get away from me before i explode🙏

also post str takane To Me also has mobility issues like haruka does bc all her muscles are atrophied from yknow Not moving for 2 years so it's like, even more that she has to deal with. physical therapy is incredibly invasive to her too so it's extra difficult. i think haruka and her do it together and that's why haruka is so on top of what's going on with her, he's the closest and sees her whenever she's the most vulnerable. also their situations are So similar they cant help just gravitating to each other for support. i also think haruka's the one to always point out to her when she's overindulging like Hey i love that ur rly enjoying that bigmac but i can already see you wanting to rip out ur organs later tonight so maybe dont eat a third one.

anyways ermmm takane's biggest challenge is Stop resorting to opening eyes whenever it gets too bad. like i also got sensory issues and assuming whoever is reading also does imagine having the option to just Jump out of ur body when its feeling Awful. ofc ur gonna take it when ur feeling like that. but it doesn't help takane to do it. while it helps her to calm down, it's not good in the long run. she actively wants a PHYSICAL life and work on all this. takane never wanted to die and is super motivated to get better but it's not quick or easy!!! eventually she finds a good balance i think. she's still a rly touchy person who hates grabbing her phone directly without the sleeves in the middle and will only eat like 3 things❤️ but also a hug lover❤️

#takane enomoto #ask tag #headcanons

[weirdgirl92]

Some info dumps on my Cuphead OCs

@firecurls-27 @nightmaretherabbit @marshmallow-biscuit-blog @zibiscusloon @anawkwardgalnamedtarazan @ur-typical-nerd @dnpanimationstudioclone

As you might already know, these past few months I’ve been stressing over how I’m going to introduce my Cuphead OCs here on this site, since: 1.) I have a LOT of Cuphead OCs, and 2.) I can’t draw for shit (literally, I only have one OC design finished so far). So, I’ve decided to suck it up, and just introduce most of them with only written descriptions for now.

((Remember what I said about having only one OC design completed so far? Well, this was the one I was talking about, and even then the wings don’t look quite right…))

Briar

A snarky, free-spirited forest sprite and my “main” Cuphead OC, who came from a hidden island called The Willow.

In sprite years, she’s 360 years old, which is basically 18 in mortal years (in my AU, a forest sprite ages every 20 years, which is the same amount of time a tree matures).

An outcast among her race, since she was “born different”. She can’t physically use magic to heal herself like other sprites can; and despite having plant magic, she’s really only able to conjure up mutant plants (and before you ask, no, this is NOT my fanon origin story for Cagney Carnation, though, Bry does kinda befriend him later on).

Has very unstable fire and hurricane powers that are only triggered when she’s very angry, which is why she always tries to keep her temper in check; she’s also the only sprite of her kind that can shape shift. There’s a reason for both of these things, which I can’t give away yet, because it’s a big spoiler.

Loves to play pranks on others, because it stems from a coping mechanism she’s had when other sprites would leave her out of “normal forest sprite activities”, since her magic was deemed too dangerous and unpredictable.

Initially runs away from home to find out more about her powers and where they actually came from, but ends up getting so wrapped up in her newfound freedom and finally settles down in Inkwell Isles, where she develops a huge fondness for jazz music and chocolate.

Is 4 inches tall at normal sprite height, but can make herself grow up to “human height” whenever she feels necessary to do so.

First time she met Cuphead and Mugman was sometime after the events of Sweater Luck Next Time. See, Mugs suggested he and Cups go on a relaxing camping trip together with Elder Kettle, to get his mind off The Devil; but during the night BEFORE that, Briar came across burnt remains of the forest that The Devil destroyed in his attempt to destroy the invisible sweater. This made her very frustrated, not just because of how long it’d take for one forest sprite to heal, but because of how limited her plant magic was. Then, after a miscommunication with the local forest animals, she mistakes Cuphead and Mugman for “that weird horned creature’s two little cohorts”. So, she used her powers to try and scare the two cups away from the forest they were camping in; but after realizing they were just kids who have an elderly caretaker, she revealed herself to them, explained her story and apologized for the misunderstanding.

When Briar first met The Devil, she wasn’t the least bit intimidated by him, because she’s heard so many stories about a devil over the years, that she was kind of disappointed to find that he was nothing more than a fluffy noodle with a childish temper. This bruised his ego so much more, that he made it his mission to find out what her worst fear is (all while trying to snag Cuppy’s soul).

Eventually, she develops a very tsundere-ish crush on The Devil, but refuses to let anyone know about it.

She also gets along very well with Henchman, because of his gentle and unassuming nature, and because of his willingness to listen whenever something on her mind is bothering her (he’s such a mom friend, I swear).

Mother Nature

Guardian of The Willow and mother figure to all sprites who live there, including Briar.

Is a GIANT woman (I’m talking Cala Maria height).

Proper, elegant, usually soft-spoken, but can be very fierce and strict as well.

Has pale green skin, doe-like ears, forest green eyes, silver antlers; and long, wavy, floating hair that slowly changes to any color of the rainbow.

When she gets angry, however, her hair becomes a fiery orange-red and looks like the shape of a giant flame, while her antlers become sharper and more pointed.

Wears a long flowing dark green robe that accentuates her curves.

Is very adamant about Briar keeping her powers in check, even if it means having her sit quietly on the sidelines for a while as other forest sprites preform their daily tasks of keeping The Willow alive and growing.

Lord Apollyon

The Devil’s evil bastard of a father, and the demon of discord and destruction.

Used to be an angel before he got booted out of Heaven for rebelling against God, but as he fell, he split some of himself up into 7 more demons, which (in my personal headcanon) was how The Devil and his 6 brothers were born.

When all 7 his sons came of age, Apollyon gifted each one of them their own pitchfork, their own henchman demon, and their own “underworld” on Earth for them to rule over and spread out his evil….all except for young Lucifer (Devil), because he was much too small and weak. Though, after much begging and pleading from Luci, Apollyon nonchalantly gave him a pitchfork that was more unstable and hard to control, along with a fat clumsy purple henchman demon (whom Luci would eventually name “Henchman”, because he’s just so terrible with names).

His upper body resembles a Siberian tiger, but with pitch black fur and small white stripes, while his lower body resembles a black snake, and his wings are leathery torn up dragon wings.

His horns are silver and look like ram horns.

Has scarlet red dragon eyes.

His pitchfork is made of lead (I chose to make it that way, because lead symbolizes death and sin).

Asmodel

Is based on Asmodeus, the demon of lust.

Is a scarlet red demon whose head and torso resemble a dragon/goat hybrid. (( Basically, like this, but without the long fangs sticking out of the lower jaws:))

Has the legs of a dragon, tail of a scorpion, and arms that look like talons of a harris hawk.

Wears a dark cape decorated with two large skulls on the shoulders: a bull skull on the left, and a ram skull on the right; also wears a black furry loin cloth with a silver chain as the belt, and a tiny rat skull in the middle of it.

A total sleazebag, and womanizer. Briar is especially uncomfortable around him, because he’d tend to flirt with her right in front of The Devil, which in turn makes HIM very uncomfortable, and angry (though he swears it’s totally not out of jealousy, nope, not at all).

Extremely vain, and incredibly extra (which is pretty much why he wears a dramatic looking cape all the time).

Loves to gamble and was the original owner of the casino, before Devil won it from him in a game of poker (thanks to a little card trick King Dice taught him when they were young).

His pitchfork is made of antimony, since it’s a metal that symbolizes “animalistic urges”.

His henchman is a goat-legged imp named Deva.

Beez/Beelzebub

The demon of gluttony.

Looks like a giant, morbidly obese bat with orange fur, black horns, and bat wings that are orange on the outside and black on the inside.

Is very infamous for stealing people’s crops.

Has the ability to use his powerful breath to inhale and suck in anything he chooses to devour.

Commands an army of fly demons (and yes, I did base this off of actual demon myths of Beelzebub and the Order of the Flies).

His pitchfork’s made of brass, since brass symbolizes “abundance” in life.

His henchman’s an imp named Grub, who has a pig-like nose, pig-like ears, and tiny insect wings.

Maymun

Is based on Mammon, the demon of greed.

A wolf demon with charcoal colored fur, dark gold claws, long gold spikes on his elbows and shoulders, a long black dragon tail with tiny gold spikes, and ivory colored horns with gold tips on his head.

His eyes have a bronze colored sclera with golden amber irises.

Often disguises himself as a “normal-looking” anthropomorphic white wolf to scam unsuspecting mortals out of their riches.

Has tried to cheat The Devil out of his casino on occasion, but was unsuccessful each time.

Does NOT get along with Asmodel at all, mostly due to their common obsession with gambling.

His pitchfork’s made of copper, since copper is said to attract money and good fortune.

His henchman is a fox-eared, frog-legged imp named Mulciber.

Leviathan

Based on the envy demon of the same name.

Is a giant sea serpent with bluish-green scales, a silver underbelly, large transparent gills on the sides of his face, icy blue eyes, and emerald green horns.

Uses his roar as a siren call to command any sea creature to do his bidding.

Has the ability to breath fire under water.

He also eats electricity, and his tail can produce electric shocks to paralyze his victims.

Is bitter rivals with Cala Maria, because he wants to be known as the most fearsome creature in the ocean, and hates that she’s stealing his thunder.

His pitchfork’s made of blue cobalt, since cobalt is often considered an “ocean metal”.

His henchman’s a sea slug looking imp named Nudi.

Belial

The demon of wrath and Apollyon’s favorite son.

Is a crimson red dragon demon with black horns, small black spikes that go down from his neck, all the way to his tail; black claws, and piercing green eyes.

Usually prefers to work alone.

The other demon brothers really don’t like to talk about him that much, because they’re all terrified of him (including Devil).

His pitchfork’s made of iron, because iron represents aggression and primal rage.

Doesn’t have a henchman, but he does have a pet manticore that eats or attacks anyone he doesn’t like.

Belphy/Belphegor

The demon of sloth.

Resembles a giant light blue sloth with short dark blue horns, long razor sharp claws, and eyes that have a gray sclera with red irises.

Easily the laziest of the seven demon brothers.

Doesn’t usually take on a task unless if there’s something in it for him.

His claws can literally slice through anything.

Has the ability to enter people’s dreams, where he is most powerful (this idea I kinda stole from @anawkwardgalnamedtarazan, lol, sorry).

His henchman’s a bat-winged, donkey-eared imp named Almos.

His pitchfork’s made of magnesium, because it’s a metal that’s said to “relax the body and brain”, and induce sleep.

So, what do you guys think? Constructive criticism is welcome, of course, because there’s probably some things about these characters I might want to change in the future.

#cuphead ocs #my list of ocs #I spent a lot of time on this trying to make the bullet points as short and sweet as possible #But I didn’t want to leave out any “important” bits at the same time

[prickleestull]

((insp. by @bioodorange ,, cherish u babes😌🙏))

headcanons about that horrible mansion in the woods, and the freaks that live there ;)

EJ has the layout of the house memorized to perfection, so sometimes when he’s bored he’ll scoot all the furniture in the house 5inches to the left,,like in movies yk yk

and he’ll just listen and enjoy the sounds of people tripping over shit and never picking up on the fact that it’s different

once someone finally figures it out—jeff probably hyper vigilant lil trauma bomb—they’ll pull the same shit on him

and

and then they get in trouble via one of the more responsible ones jus

getting sick n tired of tripping over shit

somehow EJ has never gotten in trouble for his bs probably because no one wants to piss off the one guy that fixes them up when they’re injured

hence, EJ holds a lot of respect and power in the mansion, even if he’s way too soft-spoken to overpower the daily chaos

toby has set himself on fire multiple times without noticing it, only to be “randomly” dunked with water or soda or whatever else is on hand

“???!!! what?? what was that for?!!!!”

“toby. ur on fucking f i r e.”

“thanks?? but why did u—“

toby has tripped and broken a bone several times

it usually takes him a couple days to notice

jeff is lowkey highkey the mom friend

or at least the older brother friend, in which he can be spotted subtly reminding toby to eat by inconspicuously putting food nearby until he notices and remembers to feed himself

if BEN is nearby he dries his hands extra well, and doesn’t even sip his drink,, counts condensation and washing his hands carelessly too risky

bc jeff respects when people have trauma

BEN has noticed and is thankful

but he knows better than to bring it up bc he doesn’t need jeff’s tsundere ass to be any more abrasive than he already is lmao

BEN doesn’t make any noise when he moves

no swishing of fabric, no footsteps, no average tHis person is moving noises

other than the high pitched whine you’d typically hear turning on a really old TV/monitor , and maybe some static channel shuffling

slenderman wears extra squeaky old man shoes and never seems to notice :|

consequently he is also the loudest person in the house somehow

Grinny climbs on top of things to leave very long singular claw marks

which is usually blamed on Jeff or Jane

even Nina sometimes

the kitchen has a concerning amount of food that was stolen, so most of their “groceries” are half empty

it’s packaged stuff thankfully

clockwork will randomly set timers for hours later and then skidaddle

she likes the panic that follows the alarm

i.e “WHOEVERS COOKING SOMETHING ITS PROBABLY BURNING!!”

“whO SET THE TIMER WHEN THERES NOTHING IN THE GODDAM OVEN ??”

no one has figured it out yet, cody says it’s ghosts

helen’s paintings cover the walls, mostly to conceal the various holes and stains

jeff and helen have an unwritten agreement

jeff makes holes in the walls and helen “covers them up” while also leaving subtle holes in the paintings

jeff likes to be able to look around while running around inside the walls

plus it gives helen a good way to display that boatload of paintings that fill up his room

jeff has a bazillion secret passages, in which paintings also serve as doors as much as they are windows and helen is the only one who knows about these secret passages (he won’t tell)

Jane drinks the most but she says it doesn’t count bc it’s just wine compared to EJ, jeff, BEN, masky and hoodie, who can b seen draining hard liquors any time of day

LJ doesn’t drink

one of the bathrooms has a broken sink which someone has definitely tried to fix with ramen, glue, and paint

there is an inexplicable amount of sand on the floors of the second level and the second level only

there is a door at the end of a hallway on the first floor that’s down an unreasonable amount of stairs

like 56 or something

slender does not allow anyone near it

sometimes it makes noises

jeff is the only person who has ever seen inside (which was an accident) and he refuses to talk about it, he’ll go quiet and probably leave if anyone brings it up

sally has the room directly above kate’s

there’s a hole in the floor

they talk to each other when they can’t sleep

grinny and smile dog “hate” each other, but also can be commonly spotted napping on one another

grinny is the type of cat to eat bugs

and smile is the type of dog to eat rats and shoes

they both chase plastic bags and sit in boxes

and equally hate hoodie, who is one of the few people that vacuums

cody steals mini fridges from people to keep his biological warfare in

he also has colorful christmas lights all over his room,, lining his bed, the dresser, the window, the door—everything is bright and colorful

he’s kind of like a fish or a moth in that way

even in the winter (which is freezing and snowy) there’s a window that no one closes

it’s not stuck or anything

it’s perfectly capable of closing actually, but for some reason people just don’t touch it

kagekao takes sally out to breakfast at this one shitty diner ,, not too often but enough for it to be somewhat of a thing for them

it serves mickey mouse pancakes and is also the only place that genuinely doesn’t give a shit if this demon and his little ghost buddy are there

but there’s this one lady who scolds them for trailing blood on the floor

but she’s not that bad because she gives them free milkshakes on the regular

her name is kathy, short for katherine, and sally has several crayon drawings of her in her bedroom.

part 1-

thanks for the idea,, also i love ur account @bioodorange

#creepypasta #slender mansion #creepypasta headcanons #i just dropped 350 mg of acid like half an hour ago

[ot3showdown]

azem/emet-selch/hythlodaeus infodump (ffxiv spoilers up to and including endwalker abound)

these three are regularly described as emet-selch's closest relationship. emet's got terminal old man tsundere disease in the body of a 20 something and he has two partners(not canonically romantic but definitely implied enough that most read it as such) who lovingly bully him abt it relentlessly. while we do not see azem on screen, the way they are talked about by other characters regularly confirms this, and we see it directly with hythlodaeus. despite emet bitching about it, hyth literally tells the player "just say please emet selch and he'll do what you want" when he's reluctant to do a task

when the world ended and azem was split into multiple guys and hyth was sealed away in the ancients' god, everything emet-selch did was to bring back his people from his memories, which heavily involves his love for these two. honestly after seeing what a beautiful man hyth was who can fucking blame him lmao. dude was literally causing world ending catastrophes for those he loved

additionally depending on ur wol u can get reincarnated lovers trope with azem as azem is reincarnated again and again, including as ur wol when u meet him

when emet recreates the ancients' city for u, he also made shades of everyone who lived there. however, hythlodaeus was made with the fact that emet knew hyth so well that he knew hyth would see through the fakeness of it, and so the shade of hyth is fully aware he's a simulation of the original

in ancient society, someone chooses when they die, and it is typically when they've fulfilled their purpose in this world, after which they release their aether back to the world. it's seen as a beautiful thing by most in that society, even if its a little fucked up to some of them+outsiders. hythlodaeus however only has the goal of helping the other two achieve their dreams, at which point he wants all three of them go together

in short, your honor they're poly and i love them

(im gonna do the same joke again bc my brains broken today)

wow all this happens in critically acclaimed mmorpg final fantasy xiv which has a free trial and includes the entirety of a realm reborn and the award winning heavensward expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Cool.

#asks #ship propaganda #ot3 showdown #ffxiv

[tasteleeknow]

NAUR JADE YOU DID NOT JUST FEED ME A FIC WITH MARKING KINK 💀💀 why'd you have to expose me like that-

agshshsjsj it's so cute tho lee know is just like "but where are my nightly hickies?? ?? do u not love me anymore" AND THE NECK BARING AHSJSJSJSJJSJS SEEING MARKING KINK MAKES BRAIN GO BRRR

is that subby minho I see. and very typical cat like behavior too like "human why did u stop petting me continue NOW" except it's with marking kink. he's such a tsundere in this ahshsjsh

- 🥟

the reality is i'm struggling with all my other wips so i just decided to be self indulgent and spit something out to help break the writers block hjfd but same abt marking

wait ur right... hes like do not stop petting but the petting is with ur lips. also yes.... im a tsundere minho propagandist.

#answered #🥟 anon

[alegnace]

Something about Tsukuyo in Courtesan of the Nation Arc that just-

#gintama #gintama fanart #tsukuyo #Courtesan of the Nation Arc #making fanart for pretty much a dead fandom but not really-yeah haha #my art #not ur typical tsundere

[yoongiboongipoongi]

currently thinking…

poly relationship with a soft golden retriever boyfriend thats a hard dom and a stern stoic kind of boyfriend thats a soft dom 😥😥

and PLEASE let me know who you think would fit these roles!!!

so the golden retriever boyfriend wears oversized sweatshirts and cute beanies. i would describe his style as the typical trendy boy fits w like the sweatshirt and dickies pants.

he smiles a lot and surprises you with little gifts. and ooooooo lawd he’s big on physical touch. he always needs to hold your hand or give you a backhug with his head laying on ur shoulder. his personality contrasts his tall and big stature. he likes taking you on picnics or staying at home to watch movies and eat pizza. he’s not the best at cooking, because his clumsiness messes him up every time. but he is good at other things like playing and caring for children, and ARTT!! i totally imagine golden retriever bfs as artists.

anyways nsfw, his usual personality is completely different from his bed personality 😈😈 rather than slow and romantic, he prefers fast and rough. his thrusts are deep and rapid, while he chokes you in missionary. typically he isn’t one to curse a lot, but his bad mouth runs on and on during sex

“you’re mine, you fucking slut..” he whispers in your ear as he pulls your hair, staring at your reflection in the mirror as he fucks you in doggy.

and dont even get me started on angry sex LAWDDDD just imagine yall at a party, and he sees you laughing and dancing with a man he knows is clearly interested in you. he walks up to you to, showing off his pretty smile, greeting a few familiar people on the way. he kindly greets your friend before gently holding your hand and bringing you to the restroom, and his WHOLE demeanor changes. he pins you up against the wall , intimidatingly staring down at you.

“what the fuck was that, huh?” he roughly slaps your ass. he demands you to strip and you immediately do so. he fucks you until you can’t even remember where you’re at. mascara running down your cheeks, lipstick stained, clothes ruined.

then when you two walk out he’s all like “😇😇 hi everyone how yall doin”

now for emo boyfriend 😄😄😄😄

he wears black of course, kind of like jungkook style with the combat boots. he has some kind of piercing, maybe a lip piercing and an eyebrow piercing…or a nipple piercing 😛😛😛😛 and lawd dont even get me started on the tattoos… im imagining a tattoo sleeve on his arm, some on his titties lol, collarbone, back, vline(!!!), wherever tbh.

his idea of dates are usually him spoiling you. make it sugar daddy… but emo 🤪 rather than the “hey this reminds me of you” type of gifts, he just spoils you with anything that you look at for more than 5 seconds.

but that doesn’t mean he isn’t thoughtful. DEFINITELY not. in fact, he knows the smallest details about you. he knows that you don’t like wearing sneakers with dresses, he knows you prefer red apples instead of green apples, he knows that you dislike having dark colors on your nails, he knows everything.

he definitely cooks well. cause sexy men cook well. hes not that outgoing, he doesn’t talk a lot, but you know that he still loves you so much. he has the cutest smile and laugh. basically the embodiment of a tsundere.

nsfw…im drooling. when sexy time comes, he treats you as if you’re the most precious thing in the world. his thrusts are slow and deep, hitting the exact spot that makes you crumble. he caresses your breasts and places gentle kisses on your jawline. he whispers “you’re so perfect” as his hands roam all around your body, feeling every inch of your perfection. his hands make you feel like jelly. your little whimpers turn him on which causes him to thrust faster as both of you approach your high. he keeps intense romantic eyecontact the whole time.

aftercare w this man is the best. like he sets up a nice bath w a candle and everything. he cleans you up and caresses your cheek, letting you know how well you did for him. i just know for sure this man gives great cuddles too.

now a threesome… yall im abt to faint.

mr. golden retriever is grabbing your hair, using your mouth to satisfy his hard glock glock 300 while mr. emo is tenderly caressing you as he takes you doggy style. he whispers praises while the other degrades you, the perfect balance.

OK BUT IMAGINE MR GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A SWITCH FOR MR EMO?!?!?!??! im having so many ideas rn:

mr golden retriever may be a tough boi in bed, but mr emo’s sweet demeanor just makes him melt into a puddle. now mr emo is still gentle with him, but every now and then he whispers “my little dirty slut”

now mr golden retriver can be a brat sometimes. and when he ticks off mr emo, hes in for a LONG ride. now he may be the gentle soft dom, but he can be rough when he wants. very rough. im talking bdsm chains, ropes, vibrators, ORGASM DENIAL!! but luckily, since you’re such a good girl, youve never received a punishment before😉😉😉

now lemme know who yall r imagining w this 🤪🤨

#nct smut #sub!idol #ateez smut #kpop #sub!nct #bts smut #stray kids smut #x1 smut #cravity smut #cix smut #smut #golden retriever #poly #kpop smut #idol x reader #imagine #the boyz smut #seventeen smut

[wonderloste]

who would be ur favorite and least favorite route if you played this otome game

darcy would be my favorite bc anyone who has ever met me on this site knows that i'm obsessed with the tragic white haired guys you typically unlock by playing everyone else first lmao 😭

less obvs answer probably valentin bc i love redeemed villains and he’s genuinely a sweet character with a fun quirk

least fav probably bandersnatch bc i'm not into yanderes at all or tweedle-dee bc i don't really like tsunderes either

#my muse lineup is funny bc i think all of them are fun to write #but if i actually played this as a game i'd want to die during some of these routes #bandersnatch ? so fun to write. amazing. i love them. #if i was trapped in a 6 hr otome route with them i would throw my switch at my wall deadass KJNMEKRJHN #◟ ⋆ OOC › otome games are my thirteenth reason.

[curly-bangtan]

Heatwave Drabble #6: lovesick

(sorry i had to insert these gifs. if this isn’t the taehyung you’re imagining for heatwave, you’re unfortunately wrong.)

[Heatwave // Godless // Heatwave Drabbles] <- read first! :)

Pairing: Taehyung x reader

Summary: You fall feverishly ill one morning, and the responsibility of looking after you falls onto Taehyung’s lap. Of course, there wouldn’t be a problem with that at all if the both of you weren’t so confused about your feelings for each other.

Genre: drabble, fluff, crack, little angst, fwb au, roommate au, f2l

Warnings: tsundere!y/n being bratty as usual, boyfriend but not ur boyfriend!taehyung who all our hearts belong to, “I love you so much” (I feel like that should be a warning lol), maybe confession who knows

Word count: 6.5k

A/N: It’s been over a month holy shit. But VOILA! Enjoy the calm before the storm and try not to bust a lung from all these feelings running wild. (requested by my bb @taexxxiiaa​.)

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Taehyung should have known something was wrong with you when you didn’t protests against him slipping into your room last night and crawling beneath your covers.

Usually, you would at least act like you don’t want him there, complain about his invasion with that trademark eye roll of yours, before snuggling back to his warmth, ass conveniently wiggling onto his poorly-hidden boner. His hands would quickly find your hips, one of them creeping under your shirt to cup your breast, lips latched onto the cradle of your neck. And before either of you knew it, he would be inches deep inside you, both still dressed because impatience and neediness gave way, and shedding of clothing isn’t necessary during copulation anyway.

But last night, all you did was hum a pleasant sigh at his arrival, eyes not even opening as you pull his arm tighter around your waist. Taehyung fell asleep beside you within minutes.

You have been feeling slightly under the weather lately, sniffly nose and funky throat. Most do in the harsh winds of January where winter has still yet to defrost into the floral bloom of spring. But when Taehyung had so much as mentioned the possibility of you maybe having a wee bit of a cold, you had been passionately adamant that you - you - are not one of those commonfolk who catches colds from a slight breeze.

“Do I look like a peasant to you?” You had scoffed in utter dismay at his proposition. The audacity! “I don’t get sick this easily, certainly not before you do. My immune system is superior and that’s a fact.”

However, you are soon to be haunted by your own words because what is a fact is that you are currently shivering in bed beside Taehyung despite your immense radiation of heat, skin scalding to touch, groggy even after ample hours of sleep.

Taehyung is a lazy riser, but your state has spurred his eyes to fly open, springing upright and instantly wide awake. The sheets around you are absolutely drenched in your sweat. As you’re still in the foetal position you had fallen asleep in, he carefully turns you on your back, you hardly rousing from such commotion that would usually wake you up. You would look rather peaceful in your slumber if it weren’t for the perspiration coated all over, damp hair matted to your face, and brows occasionally drawing almost as if in pain. When he places his palm against your forehead, he curses. “Fucking shit.”

You have a fever. That’s just grand, isn’t it? You should have listened when he told you to wear more layers but no, apparently fashion matters so much more than your own health. Superior immune system his ass.

“Hey…” Taehyung nudges your shoulders gently. No response, still shivering in your sleep. “Y/N, wake up.” He prods a little harder this time but, again, to no avail. This isn’t looking good. You’re not even stirring, and he knows you’re much lighter sleeper than he is. Taking your face in his hand, he shakes your face side to side, your heat almost burning his fingers. “Baby, please…”

Nothing.

Cue the panic unleashing in his head.

You have a fucking fever, and you’re unconscious, and you’re shivering like you’re hypothermic, and your forehead feels like a fucking kettle. What the hell is Taehyung supposed to do? He doesn’t know. Of course he doesn’t fucking know. You’ve always been the one to look after him. What does he do now? Should he call the police? Wait no, the ambulance. Yes! The ambulance! This is a medical emergency for sure, it has to be!

He reaches for his phone on the bedside table.

But wait.

As his thumbs hover over his screen, he realises that he doesn’t know the number for the ambulance. Is it just the same number as the police? Holy fuck, what does he do? Why is he so incompetent, what the fuck?

“Taehug…” At the sound of your voice, soft and nasal from your blocked nose, he spins around to you, heart leaping out his chest in relief. With one eye barely open, you’ve lifted your head as much as you can, clammy hand reaching for his jumper to tug him to you.

“Oh my god, are you okay? What the fuck, you scared the shit out of me.” Wasting not a second, he dives back to your side, fingers interlocking yours in a motion that’s like second nature to him. Jeez, you’re sweaty. “How are you feeling?”

The pale absence of tint in your lips speaks for itself. Your eyes are still not fully open, or more like they can’t be. You regard Taehyung with a slightly confused expression. “Burning. My head is killing me.” It’s barely even a whisper. Taehyung’s heart aches. It aches more knowing just how much pain you must be in to forget your pride and admit your vulnerability out loud. You never do that. Not even that time you fell over on the ice-skating rink and broke your wrist, yet insisted it had hurt no more than a bruise, even though Taehyung had seen how much you were wincing when you thought he wasn’t looking.

“Ah, okay, fuck. I don’t know what to do, Y/N. What do you need? Water? Ice packs? Ibuprofen? Are you hungry? Do you want some cereal?” Taehyung is duly aware of how much he currently resembles a concerned mother fussing over her sick child, but he doesn’t care. He’ll be mother hen if he has to.

“Shh… Too loud, Taehub…” Laboriously lifting your arm as if it weighs two tonnes, you silence him with a finger to his mouth. And he shuts up immediately. He shouldn’t, given the circumstances, but he savours your touch as your finger slides down his bottom lip when your arm drops. “Water, please.”

And like that, Taehyung is sprinting to the kitchen for a cool glass of water for you, ignoring the cold that slaps at his bare feet. He has never looked after a sick person before, this is all very nerve-wracking and stressful for him. He is so fast that he arrives back to you with only half the contents of the glass still contained, the rest spilled during his hurried journey.

Taehyung finds you sat up, looking a little more awake than half a minute ago but no more alive. Your hair is tangled the way it always is in the morning, and your face is puffy the way fluffy pancakes rise - the same way that makes Taehyung want to kiss you all over and tell you how much he likes pancakes and he likes you. But god bless, you’re just sat there, spaced out, staring off at the sloth drawings of your bed sheets, you poor thing.

Something clenches in Taehyung from how you kind of light up when you notice his approach, eyes twinkling and corners of your mouth turning up ever so subtly.

“Here.” He breathes, now especially weary of his volume so not to disrupt you. You jump at the cold that’s pressed on your lips, and take the glass from him as he perches by the bed next to you. Not that there was much to begin with, but you down the water like you do with vodka shots during happy hour. “Better?”

With a great sigh, you shut your eyes and shake your head. “No. I feel like we’re in a furnace, and someone is hammering my head.” There is something very gentle about your voice that Taehyung does not recognise at all. It’s soft, shy even, the completely opposite from the way you normally speak. And from the babyish way your lips are jutted out…

Taehyung doesn’t for a second doubt that the fever is frying your brain. Because your mannerism would never be this mild and soft-spoken in your right mind. You haven’t even sworn once despite the condition you’re in; that’s how he knows with absolute certainty that you’re not yourself.

Just as he is about to suggest taking you to the doctor, you pinch the material of your top and begin peeling it off. It rides up your damp skin to reveal your glistening waist. Higher. Over your ribcage. Higher. The underside swells of your breasts peeking through.

All sensible thought vacates him.

Nowadays, not much can fluster Taehyung anymore, so the attack of heat rushing to his face feels rather foreign, strangely tickling his chest. The female body is a frequent sight for him, especially yours, so this really shouldn’t faze him at all. It’s perhaps the context of this situation, how you are hardly conscious, completely vulnerable and beside yourself.

“Stop.” He catches the material of your rising shirt in your hand. You look at him with a cocked head when you notice his prevention, cheeks red from the fever, confusion worn so genuinely that he chokes. “Fuck- Don’t look at me like that while taking your shirt off. Stop taking your shirt off, even.”

“Look at you like what?” Your voice is soft, its usual cockiness absent. Just pure innocence. It shouldn’t suit you given your typical boisterous character, but it strangely does.

“Lookingatmelikesomeinnocentfuckingkittengoddammit.” He mutters under his breath, staring at the wall to avoid that heart-ruining expression of yours as he tugs your top back down. It takes everything in him not to dwell on those perversions. God, what is wrong with him? This is so completely inappropriate.

“But it’s hot…”

At a moment of weakness, Taehyung takes a glimpse at your face and, lo and behold, immediately gets shot in the heart by your beseeching pout. Not to mention the way you’re whining…

Fuck. Taehyung is going to fucking melt.

“Okay, but don’t take off your shirt just like that. Warn me next time.” He grips onto your shirt as tightly as it takes to ground himself, fist rested on your hip. You’re his friend right now. Nothing more. Stop being a sopping melt.

“Okay, sorry. But can I at least change into new jammies? These are too stuffy.” Disgruntled, you plead, eyes wishfully wide.

Jammies? Jammies? Are you kidding him? Taehyung is this close to banging his head against the wall. Who is this person sitting in front of him right now? Because he has never, never, in his two and a half+ years of knowing you, witnessed you like this. Literally who are you?

“Um, er, okay, so- How about, I’ll let you change into some lighter clothes, then we’ll get you to the doctor. How does that sound?” He tucks your hair neatly behind your ears and pluck on your lobe endearingly.

“What? No, please, no!” You throw your hands up and groan, narrowly missing whacking him on the chin. Now, you’re infamous for your stubbornness against medical care, steadfast to your belief that one’s body is sufficient in recovering itself in most cases. No pain killers, no cough drops, no flu medicine. Taehyung theorises that you like to suffer, gives you a good boost of self esteem knowing that you can endure the pain. He knows what you’re like with your pride and ego.

But now is not the time. “Why not? You’re burning up. Don’t be so headstrong.”

“I don’t want to move.” Sniff.

“I’ll carry you.” That makes you pause.

“Taehyung, no! I don’t wanna go.” Tantrum on the brink of bubbling, as you bang your fists against the mattress and cross your arms, frowning in displeasure at him. Ah, there’s the Y/N he knows. “And you better keep your distance too, or else you’ll catch whatever I have.” Sniff.

“I’ll keep my distance if you let me take you to the doctor.” Two can play this game. Taehyung’s stubbornness isn’t to shabby himself. And though in your past arguments, he has usually always been the one to be lenient and back down, he won’t budge this time.

“Stop being fussy, or I won’t drink any water or take any medicine and-”

“Stop being a brat, or I’ll kiss you right now.”

You shut up right away. It’s hard to suppress the smirk of triumph that overcomes Taehyung. “W-What?” You stammer, visibly shying away from you.

“Did I stutter?” He dares to provoke, before swiftly leaning his face into yours.

“Dude!” Even in your sickly state, your reflexes are quick, hand immediately catching over his mouth before he could kiss you. His face stops, inches away from yours, the only barrier between you being your hand. In such proximity, he can feel the heat melting off you, radiating into his bones. Your eyes, wide and panicked. “Are you crazy? You’re going to get ill too.” Taehyung swears the heavy tint in your cheeks is only partially due to the fever. He smiles against your warm palm, making sure to pucker his lips for emphasis of his intention. You are so fun to fluster.

“Then go to the doctor.” His voice his muffled by your hand.

“You’re so stubborn, god!” Oh, the hypocrisy. “Look. The doctor can’t do anything except give me some medicine to decrease my temperature. But fever is good for the body anyway. It’s optimising the temperature for my immune cells to fight off the bugs. This is gonna pass. Stop worrying.”

Lightly, you shove his face away and slide down the bed until you’re buried neck-deep by the covers, mouth pursed in a tight, irritated pout that Taehyung finds adorable.

“Then you shouldn’t have a problem with me kissing you then, if it’s nothing to worry about.” Taehyung hovers over you, dangerously close, and you quickly cover your own mouth this time. This is a fun game, one that he knows he will win. If there is one thing that can overcome your stubbornness, it’s his own health in jeopardy. And Taehyung doesn’t even feel remotely bad for taking advantage of that.

It’s not that he wants to catch this sickness from you… But if that’s what it takes to threaten you to seek medical help, then he’ll do it a hundred times.

Plus, he misses your lips, okay? It’s a win-win situation for him: either he gets to kiss you, or you let him take you to the doctor. Genius.

For a moment, you just stare back at him, fury brewing in those eyes that are no longer hazy from the fever but ablaze with annoyance and displeasure. But he already knows what your answer will be.

“You’re a bully, Kim Taehyung, you’re a fucking bully. I’m not going to speak to you ever again.”

Taehyung chuckles and hauls you out of bed.

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You sulk at the way to the hospital, not uttering a single word to Taehyung as you swore you would. He’s kind of impressed, actually. Anything he asks you, you would reply with a nod, shake, or shrug. He guesses it’s a combination of your anger and genuine fatigue and light-headedness.

When he tries to loop his arm around yours in the Uber, you let him, but look out the window as if he isn’t right beside you. Hmpf, so this is what he gets for looking after you. Fine, he can handle it.

“Are you just going to ignore my presence, baby?” The pet name is intentional, to tease you further and see if you would break your silence to tell him off.

You don’t fall for it.

Instead, you briefly turn to him, give him a daggered look that says I’ll never suck you off again, and turn back around, pretending to find the empty streets wildly interesting.

“Fine, baby girl. Suit yourself.” Taehyung catches the driver’s amused eyes in the rearview mirror. Something along the lines of: women, am I right? He smiles and rests his head on yours for the rest of the ride.

Upon arrival to the hospital, you silently storm out of the car and register at the reception. Taehyung doesn’t quite understand why you’re so mad, and what exactly you have against doctors that appears to be so personal, but he is finding this rather entertaining.

The two of you are ushered to the waiting room by a kind-looking nurse roughly of his mother’s age, the type of kind that makes you want to pour your heart out and entrust her with all your secrets.

Still not a peep from you. Though many sniffs.

“How are you feeling right now?” He asks as he sits himself down on the seat next to you. It could be wishful thinking but your eyes soften when you look at him. You throw him a thumbs down before returning to the form you are intently filling out.

You are startled when Taehyung takes your chin in his long fingers, pulls you slightly closer to him and plants his lips on your fever-heated cheek. “I’ll get you some water then.” He gets up before he can dwell too long on your reaction, the way you are completely frozen, pen nib pressed so hard on the paper that a blodge of ink has oozed out of the ballpoint. If he dwells too long, he thinks his heart might do a funny thing.

As he walks towards the water dispenser in the corner of the room, he passes the nurse again, who smiles knowingly at him as she heads towards where you are sitting, no doubt to check up on you. God, he wants to spill all his feelings to this nurse. She reminds him of his grandmother when he was young.

Taehyung returns with a cup of cool water, this one more full than the one he’d poured for you this morning. He finds you chatting quietly to the nurse, the face mask she had just handed you resting around your chin, oblivious to his approach.

“You are lucky to have such a great boyfriend, young lady. Trust me, he’s a keeper.” The nurse muses at her.

Taehyung fully expects you to scoff or choke on your own spit, stand up and yell at the clueless woman: WHAT THE FUCK, HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. EW. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Because that has totally happened before; people tend to mistaken you two as a couple everywhere you go.

Except... You just blink at the nurse, rather blankly as if trying to comprehend her words. Then you nod.

Just nod.

The paper cup almost slips out of Taehyung’s hand.

“Love, the way he looks at you? Anyone would die to be looked at like that.” The nurse continues.

Taehyung rushes to your side before she can say more.

“Here. Water.” Clearing his throat, he hands you the cup without making any eye contact. He hopes he’s not blushing but the heat rushing to his face says otherwise. When he glances up at the nurse, she is smiling at him as if she knows exactly what is going on in his mind.

“Thanks.” You whisper.

Oh, so you’re back to speaking to him now. Is it because of what she said? When your eyes meet, something clicks. An emotional click that tells him that your annoyance towards him had been a mask for your genuine gratitude. Taehyung’s chest is fuzzy with relief.

Not long later, you are called to the doctor’s room. Taehyung sits waiting for you outside, silently pondering the nurse’s words and your lack of protest.

.

“Come on, Y/N, what’s the point of going to the doctors if you aren’t going to take the medicine they prescribe you?” Taehyung lets out a rumble of frustration. A bottle of water and a packet of pills clutched in one hand, he is this close to plucking his hair out.

“The point of going to the doctors was to get you not to kiss me and catch the same flu. The doctor said this virus is contagious, and could still be at this stage.” Your voice, nasal from your blocked nose, is stifled further by the face mask. Changed into a t-shirt and shorts so you don’t sweat through your clothes again - yes, the shorts, the heatwave shorts - you cross your arms and roll to the other side of the bed. Taehyung’s hand is itching to spank your ass pink.

“That means I’ll probably get ill anyway in the next few days. We literally kissed yesterday.” He points out, and it might be psychological but his head is beginning to hurt a little. Of course, he wouldn’t dare tell you or else you’d turn this around and be the one fussing over him. “Come here.”

Taehyung locks his fingers around your ankles and drags you back towards him, ignoring your feeble squeak. He gives in and smacks your butt lightly.

“Oi!” You twist around and kick the shackles of his grip off. “You dare hit the sick?! My head is killing me as it is.” Sniff.

“Oh, so you admit that you’re sick? Why don’t you take the medicine then?” Forcing you onto his lap, he wrestles your battling arms and hold them in place behind your body. In any other situation, he would be awfully turned on right now. Something about your brattiness is a kink to him.

With the rest of your face covered by the mask, your eyes are fiercely emanating your obstinate defiance. It should be a scary look, your death glare, but after this long, anything you do in Taehyung’s eyes has been reduced to animated cuteness. He feels like he’s the only one who could go up against you like this without cowering. You’ve stopped struggling against his grip now, rather sulking as you’re perched on his thighs. He doesn’t hesitate that you’re unconsciously pouting behind that mask.

“Because I promise I’m going to feel better. Medicine is for the weak. The doctor said herself that the fever will subside tomorrow! Then what’s the point of administering these extra chemicals into my body if I’m recovering on my own?” You whine.

“To help you recover better!”

“Flu medicine is a scam. You’re too gullible-”

“Do you love or care about me at all?”

You tense at his abrupt question that appears out of the blue. “Well... yeah. You-You’re my best friend. Which is why I don’t want you falling sick too, so just shoo.” You’re squirming, trying to brush off your initial surprise at his question which is all the more accentuating your bashfulness. Taehyung just wants to kiss, god dammit.

“Then don’t you know that it’s killing me to see you in pain like this? To see my best friend burning up with a fever and refusing to let me look after her? Are you seriously that cold-hearted to let me suffer like this if you claim to love and care about me?”

Yes, Taehyung is playing this game. Emotional manipulation? Yes. Probably a little bit of a dick move? Yes. But does he care as long as it does the trick? No.

“Bro, you can’t use this against me. Just let me suffer, I like to suffer, this fever feels fucking fantastic.” When he lets your wrists go, you punch his arm lightly, frowning, though he can see the tiniest spark of amusement in your pupils. Not to mention the rise in your cheeks that indicates your attempt in hiding a smile.

“Shut up and be a good girl, or I’ll kiss you right now.” Hands running up your bare legs, he tugs you closer by the hip before resting his arms around your waist. Though you’re arching away, he sees your cheeks rise even higher.

“Stop trying to kiss me.” You groan overdramatically and try to wriggle away; you would think he’s the one with the illness from how much you’re trying to get away from him. When you proceed to clamp both hands over your masked mouth, Taehyung knows he’d sooner receive the ball of your foot to his temple than be able to feel your lips at this rate.

Okay fine, different approach. “I’ll cut my hair off.”

“What? No-nO. Dude that’s not fair, what the fuck?” Your whole body falls limp in defeat in his arms as you wail. Taehyung can’t help but laugh. “Okay I will take the stupid medicine. Please don’t cut your hair.”

“Okay, good girl.” Humming against your neck, he tries to hide the smug grin of his victory. “On one more condition though.”

“Wow, you’re literally using my love for your hair as blackmail, you dick. Spit it out.” He feels your fingers sink through his long untamed curls, tips massaging his scalp like your lover. Taehyung sometimes feels like you love his hair as if it is a completely separate entity from him, like if you could marry his hair, you would.

“Let me kiss your mouth.” He looks up at you, craned neck and sheepish smile. He knows he’s being unfairly demanding, especially of someone who is ill. But it’s been over 12 hours since you have last kissed. 12 hours. Come on. He’s only human.

“Taehyung, I swear to G-” If your legs weren’t straddled around him, he knows his chest would be met with your foot.

“And I swear to God I’ll get a buzz cut.” Not even bluffing. Every other guy goes through a crisis at some point in their life and gets a god awful buzz cut. Nothing special.

“OH MY GOD- NO. BUZZCUT? NO. Okay, okay, quickly kiss me over the mask, then I’ll take the fucking meds.” The utter horror and mortification that detonates across your face has Taehyung cackling. In the back of his mind, he wonders if you’d still like him with no hair. He’s sometimes afraid that you wouldn’t. But then again, he has vomited on your face before, yet you still like him. So there’s that.

“Wait over the mask?” It just registers with him what you said.

“I’m all gross. You don’t want to kiss me on the lips anyway.” Your gaze falls as you sniffle for probably the thousandth time today, hand reaching to scratch the back of your neck but dropping it right away when you realise that it’s a nervous tick.

Taehyung sighs. “Over the mask is better than no kiss. I’ll take it.”

As his face approaches yours, he is keenly aware that you’re unwilling to meet his eyes. Cute. Soon, your eyes are level with each other, yet you only dare peer at his nose. He boops his nose to yours, breath separated only by the thin material of the mask, waiting for you to lean in.

But when you make no move to initiate it, Taehyung smiles. God, since when did you become so shy. He knows he tends to have this effect on people but since when did he turn you into a blushing, eye-avoiding mess?

He doesn’t expect much when he places his mouth over yours. The gauzy material of the mask grazes his lips, smelling like the overly-sanitised stench of hospital. So he is surprised to find something in him tingle slightly, even despite such physical obstruction of intimacy. The white fabric folds over the curve of your lips to mould with his. He feels a rush of cool from the sharp inhale through your nose.

He pulls away sooner than you want. Your expression is confused by the short duration of the kiss, so not what you expected and is used to.

“I’m sorry, that’s not going to do it for me.” Taehyung rasps. And with that, he pinches the mask down and presses fully onto your lips.

Your heat that greets him sends a surge down his spine. Jeez, you are burning. But he’s pretty sure he is too, from the way he can hear his blood pounding in his ear. You are completely static at first, frozen in place from shock of his boldness. He can wager what exactly is going on in your head. This boy. This boy has some fucking nerve.

And that is correct, he does have some fucking nerve.

But soon, you are kissing him back, probably not out of your own free will but simply from the natural instinct that overrides you when met with his lips. Nowadays, kissing each other feels like sinking into your bed after a long day at college. Comfortable, heart-warming. Kissing other people doesn’t feel half as nice, just like how no bed ever feels like your bed.

Taehyung can sense how much you’ve been longing for this as well from the low gentle vibrations of your throat as you purr. Your entire face is a few degrees hotter than it normally is, and worry is gnawing at the back of his brain almost irrationally. Because he knows that as much as you are bickering with him and acting playful, your head must be hammering. The last time he’d checked, your temperature was still 39˚C.

He has to be the one to pull away again. “You’re burning.” He watches your eyes linger on his glistening lips before glancing up. “How are you feeling?”

“I’m fine…” You whisper, leaning up to peck his lips several more times. There are moments where Taehyung’s heart completely clenches, like seizes. You say you don’t want to kiss him for his own good, yet here you are savouring his taste like you can’t get enough. Fuck. Taehyung is feeling things.

“Are you sure? Here, take this.” He passes you the bottle of water and packet of medication that were carelessly tossed to the side when he was busy holding you. Without protest, out of fear for the fate of Taehyung’s hair no doubt, you pop a pill out of its foil bubble. “Two pills at once, three times a day.”

“Yes, dad.” You roll your eyes and put them in your mouth, swallowing without so much of a gag.

Taehyung sucks in. “Don’t say the d-word.”

“Wh- I purposely said dad, not daddy.” Flabbergasted by his implication, you scoff and remove yourself from his lap, rolling back under the covers until no more than a burrito with your face peeking out. “I can’t believe you are even thinking about that, nympho.” Sniff again, though you make no effort to put your mask back up.

“Hey, I’ve been so good, I was just warning you! That’s a triggering word for me.” Taehyung joins you under the cool duvet. “You have absolutely zero right to call me a nympho. Do I have to remind you of the time you called me out of my lecture so we could fuck in the toilets in the middle of a school day? Or that time in the library-”

“Shhh. I’m ill, my memory is a little hazy.” You smile, rather wholesomely, at him.

Sometimes, when he looks at you, he can look through the narrow windows of your ego and view the persona that lie within. Just a girl who loves kisses and cuddles and making bad decisions at 3am.

And maybe a girl who loves him.

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You fall asleep fairly quickly after the medication. One would have thought that would give Taehyung plenty of time to make use of his day, maybe start an abstract painting or finish his coursework due in a week and a half. But nope.

Taehyung has discovered that he has an extremely irrational fear of you being sick. He simply couldn’t stop himself from going into your room every 15 minutes, making sure that you’re still breathing and placing cold towels on your sweat-beaded forehead to help your temperature drop. You are in deep sleep, shallow breaths, no eye movement. He may have snuck in a few cheek kisses just to check if you’re really asleep, and you were. He still kissed you a bit more anyway.

After a whole evening of restlessness, he finally decides to give up and go to bed. He debates sleeping with you, just for his own peace of mind, but you probably want your own space anyway.

So, after brushing his teeth and changing into his so-called jammies - he will give you shit for that once you feel better - he quietly creeps into your room one last time with a fresh towel. With soundless steps, he perches lightly on the edge of your bed, eyes adjusting to the pitch darkness.

This time, you wince slightly at the cold wetness of the towel, rousing, but not completely conscious.

“Taehyung?” Your voice is incredibly hoarse, barely a croak, so he scrambles for your bottle of water and feeds it to you.

“Hey, it’s me.” He murmurs softly, and resumes wiping your forehead gently.

“Wh… are you do..g here?” Incoherent syllables indicate how you’re mostly still asleep.

“Looking after my baby. I’ll go to bed and leave you to rest soon.”

When your hand abruptly flies up and clamps around his, Taehyung jumps. You’re freezing. “No. Don’t go, please.”

His mind doesn’t know what to respond to first, your sudden cold sweats, or your request for him to stay. His chest squeezes. “I- H- You’re freezing, Y/N.”

“I know, but please stay.” In the dark, Taehyung can only barely make out the shape of your face and see that your eyes are still shut. Maybe you’re dreaming.

Please stay.

“Okay, don’t worry, of course I’ll stay. But just please tell me how you’re feeling?” He climbs in at the other side of the bed and presses his palm on your neck. Your temperature regulation is fucked up by this fever. Seeing you like this makes something in him crack.

“Finenowthatyou’rehere.” You snuggle up to his chest and mumble into his hoodie, already beginning to fall back into heavy slumber.

Chest squeeze, again.

Taehyung feels his own heart pounding. These words of endearment are rare from you; he’s going to hold on to them for as long as he can. He plants a kiss on your forehead. “Of course I’m here. I’m always here.”

He is such a sap, he knows, a hopeless fool. But you’re his missing part, he feels it in his bones. He hopes that he’s yours too.

Then you mutter something inaudible into his chest. The iciness of your touch flails his back as your hands reach beneath his hoodie to hold him tighter. There’s something about the way the scene is set, how you’re delirious from your fever, clinging onto him in complete darkness of your room. Taehyung’s emotions are flooding.

“What was that?”

“I love you so much, Taehyung.”

His brain short-circuits entirely. It just switches off.

I

Love

You

So

Much,

Taehyung.

Words that he’d never expected to hear from you, not tonight, not any time in the near future, and certainly not unprovoked like this, utterly at your own accord.

Then his brain turns itself back on again, and is instantly swept away by the chaos that breaks out. “W... What do you mean by that?” He needs to know that he’s interpreting this correctly and rather than hearing what he wants to hear.

“Mmmm...” You groan sleepily. Taehyung shouldn’t take this too seriously right? You’re not even in your right mind. Your head is still buried in him, inhaling his scent like he is your oxygen. “You know what I mean. I just mean I love you a lot more than I love myself.” Sniff. “I love you big and tall and wide. I love you and only you, that’s it.”

I love you a lot more than I love myself. I love you big and tall and wide. I love you and only you, that’s it.

Taehyung feels a sting in his eye, what the fuck.

He isn’t moving. He doesn’t think he can. And so you just lay there in each other’s arms, in complete silence, but also not silence because you had just declared your love for him and all his thoughts are screaming.

What the fuck is ‘I love you big and tall and wide’? He fucking loves you big and tall and wide too.

Okay. Okay. Let’s stay calm.

No. He loves you.

He has loved you for a very long time, and a part of him has always known. It’s you. It’s always you. The way you met. The way you found each other. The way everything fell in place in his life after you. It’s fate. It’s all fate. And it’s all you. Because Taehyung is not a violent person by any means, but he would kill for you, he would do anything for you. It scares him.

And that’s just the funny way that love works. A lot of the times, it is standing right there in front of you, waving its hands and shouting for you attention. And you dismiss it at first because you mistake it for friendship, even though there’s an inkling in you that has considered the possibility that it’s more than that. So you go about your life, day by day with this person who you love but don’t know you love yet, collecting your little moments together into a heart-shaped glass jar without realising it. Until one day you look at the jar and see that it’s completely full.

His heart is full. His heart is full of you.

He doesn’t know what to do or what that means. He isn’t even sure of his own feelings, whether it is a heat of the moment confusion, or a cauldron of bubbling emotions at the brim of spillage.

But no, he is sure.

He knows that he loves you. He knows it.

Because why else would nothing boil his blood more than the sight of you in the arms of someone else? Why else would nothing hurt more than seeing you in pain like this? Why else would nothing bring him more joy than simply sitting next to you, being able to touch you, making you laugh? And why else would it feel like he can spend the rest of forever just looking at you, memorising your details while you play with his hair that you love so much?

He loves you.

It is perhaps the darkness that gives him such courage, because he gathers himself and says, “I love you. So fucking much, I love you, Y/N. I thought I knew what love was before you, I thought I was happy and content with my life. But now, I can’t even remember what I was like without you. Because that guy wasn’t me. I’m not me without you. And I love you. I entirely belong to you. And I love you.

“I love you a lot more than I love myself. I love you big and tall and wide. I love you and only you, that’s it.”

And it’s like a weight has been lifted off his chest. His insides aren’t twisted into knots anymore. Suddenly, he can see with such clarity. In the dark, he only sees you.

He sees you fast asleep against his chest. Arms looped around his waist in a way that makes him never want to leave his bed.

Taehyung takes a deep breath and exhales. Maybe from relief.

You are asleep. You hadn’t heard.

Yes, he is definitely relieved. He doesn’t think he’s ready to face the consequences of his feelings yet if he had really just poured his heart out to you. You probably didn’t mean it that way anyway; he is overthinking.

But the ‘I love you so much, Taehyung.’ The heartfelt passion in your voice could not have been his imagination.

So, with a great sigh, he makes use of the fact that you’re asleep to rehearse it a few more times.

“I love you. I love you. I love you.”

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02/02/19

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[itaruchi]

Obey me shopping date w the brothers hc + bonus lingerie store

Some obey me hc I made a while back

context: the brothers shopping date w/ mc or their s/o

Lucifer

both of you always wanted to go out on a shopping date however, he is kinda busy so it probably took longer before you two finally were able to go out shopping.

he doesn’t want others to know especially his bros cuz he thinks they’ll ruin your date.

(just like from a text in his card i forgot) he asks you to sneak out too right after he leaves so that it won’t be suspicious

After that, you finally met him at the mall and you two went on your shopping date.

he glanced at the lingerie store and now he has that devilish smirk on his face again

you were nervous cuz you have an idea what’s he thinking,, you bet he bought you some of those and he said he wants to see those on you

and other stuff you guys would probably need for alone time

Satan

he’s the one who asked you out on a shopping date

you were so happy and excited, you two often go out on coffee dates and stuff but this time, it will be a shopping date!

“do you need some help with those?” offers to carry ur stuff for u <3

as u two walk you spot a lingerie store

satan wondered what were u looking at, so he followed ur gaze

“do you want to check that one out y/n?”

u obvs didn’t see that one coming

u are now blushing, and told him “if it’s not too much....”

you bet he says it isn’t, and now the two of u entered

and of course u tried on some,, dude’s a fan of the lace ones, and he ended up picking one for you.

“you know, y/n...” he gets in real close, and whispers to your ear yes as the two of you are walking. 

“since i helped you out there, you wouldn’t mind to pay back the favor sometime, would you?”

Mammon

let’s be real, you were surprised when he asked you out on a shopping date.

“u-umm... y/n you wouldn’t happen to...uh-- er, well you just looked so lonely so now i’m doing you a favor! be grateful! you’ll be going on shopping w me!”

you: but i didn’t—

but before u could finish, he heads off he was probably denying and fighting w/ Levi about how he ain’t a ‘tsundere’

ends up being the one who buys a lot, and even tries to ‘bargain’ at some shops

you facepalmed a lot that day

but he bought u something.... he gave it to u when u two got home

u were feeling soft and shit but then he goes the typical “be thankful the great mammon took time to get you that!”

which sends u rolling ur eyes but smiling bc u were actually happy <3

Levi

it was ur rest day, u have no classes nor schoolworks. this day was supposed to be your ‘pamper’ day for yourself

but nah, levi had other plans

he barges into ur room early in the morning “GET UP NORMIE, WE’RE GOING SHOPPING”

you fell down your bed face first

“I SAID GET UP! WE’RE GOING TO BE LATE! THE GAME I’VE BEEN WANTING FOR SO LONG is on sale and they don’t do deliveries!”

he leaves you in your room, feeling like shit but u mutter something but you know you have no choice but to come

it ended up as the two of you waiting in a long ass line outside of a game store

“ugh, this is your fault y/n! If we weren’t late, i could’ve been playing right now!” insert more complains etc and how iTs sO uNfAir

needless to say it’s as if you were with a child, couple of hrs later he buys the game he wants and the two of u went home

he texts u “yo, come to my room” and so you did, the two of you ended up playing all night.

Asmodeus

you two actually have the ‘shopping dates’ scheduled

he tells u in advance, and maybe he keeps reminding you that actually... “don’t forget our shopping date y/n!” a lot of times in a day

maybe bc he’s scared no one would carry his shopping bags for him

but yes. that’s usually how it goes. you two shop ‘til your feet are about to give up

“y/n, would you be a dear and hold this for meeee~?” he says, not bothering to let u answer as he shoves all the shopping bags to you

you see a chair inside a store and it’s as if the gods heard your prayers

as expected he becomes a lil too extra and buys things he doesn’t need

and that goes for you as well. he actually bought you a lot of new dresses, outfits etc. even tho you insisted you weren’t going to use it

but shopping dates with asmo are actually fun, it’s just u become some kinda guard each time lol

Beelzebub

you two were just hanging around in your room then his stomach grumbles lol

“you hungry?” you asked the obvious. he nods and you laugh

you invited beel to eat outside, and maybe hang while u guys are at it

you guys couldn’t decide where to eat tbh

so the first restaurant you see it is!

but wait there’s more. i mean duh, it’s beel

it ended up as you guys eating in at least ten restaurants

you were already full after the first one so it’s just beel eating

but you wanted to keep him company soooo.... you just stood there like some lovestruck teenage girl watching her bf eat for the first time

when you guys got home, he thanked you for accompanying him

he was about to give you a goodnight kiss

but his stomach grumbled once again

he blushes in embarrassment, but you just laughed and you bet you ordered food and had a movie marathon that night.

Belphegor

 “Belphie, let’s go” zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

oh yes you two planned a shopping date but you’re struggling to get him off the bed.

but when he saw the look on your face, he couldn’t resist so dude got up fast LMAO

he was kinda complaining while the two of you were shopping 

there was a time where he fell asleep waiting for you

you would’ve thought “aww <3″ but then you remembered you guys were in public, so you woke his ass up

you felt bad for making him wait so you told him you two were going home.

when you got home, you tried the lingerie you bought again

cue: someone opening the door

it was belphie, he stood there in shock but his face was RED AF

you are as red as a tomato as well, but you asked why was he here

he said he was going to sleep in your room but now that he saw you, you guys now have other plans

#obey me #shall we date obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me! #obey me one master to rule them all #devildom #obey me headcanons #lucifer headcanons #asmodeus headcanons #satan headcanons #leviathan headcanons #mammon headcanons

[ramblings-of-a-mad-cat]

the amount of ppl who dismiss merula mistreating mc as just her ‘being a tsundere’ is actually embarrassing. like that’s not what this is at all. she’s an actual bully and an extremely toxic one at that. yea tsunderes are typically mean to the person they’re crushing on but merula goes way overboard. she insults mc and it’s not always in a ‘cutesy tsundere’ way that’s easy to brush off or dismiss, she’s gone too far several times. plus she doesn’t just insult mc, she insults their friends and their brother and kept making ‘jokes’ about him that were basically just ‘ur brother dead lmao’. literally none of that is tsundere behaviour. i’ve never seen actual tsunderes behave the way merula does. sure she has moments where she acts like that trope but it’s mostly in sq’s where her characterisation is all over the place anyway.

You know, it's probably a confusion of terminology more than anything. I've seen terms like "tsundere" and "yandere" online, applied to different contexts and characters. I have a vague idea of what these terms mean, but I would never claim to understand their true definitions and tropes. It's why I generally try to avoid using them, but I know a lot of people consider Merula to be a tsundere. Maybe it's down to a difference of behavior, or maybe it's just moderation. If Merula was going "too far" to fall into that category. The comparison I've drawn before is to Natsuki from Doki Doki Literature Club, since she has a lot in common with Merula and I'm fairly sure her character was meant to be a parody or deconstruction of the tsundere trope. But I could be wrong. Again, I don't presume to know enough about these terms to judge.

Either way, I think something this also comes down to is Merula Antis being sick of Merula stans downplaying her behavior. When, by all rights, you could describe her as an abuser and it would not be inaccurate. As a Merula stan myself, I don't deny the toxic parts of her personality, or how if this were real life, I would warn my friends away from her. But y'know, to make another reference that readers might very well not get, it reminds me of LOTR. You could say that it's a pity MC hasn't abandoned Merula, that they continue to let her be involved in their life and their adventures. To which I say, pity? It was pity that stayed Luca's hand. Merula hurts other people because she herself is hurting. That is not an excuse and it never will be. But I can still see so clearly that she is hurting, and for that, I pity her.

#Merula Snyde #Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery

[xelles-archive]

you can gush to me any time bruv!! anyways 🎫 here’s a gush pass bc i am Incredibly Intrigued by this new f/o of yours and would love to hear more!!!👀👀👀👀

ksndufhfjdjfnv y'all are too nice to me omg I LOVE Y'ALL /p

@fo-babes @lilacslovers i hope it's ok to tag u guys. 🥺 i don't want y'all to think i ignored ur offer!! i appreciate it tons! :']

also @lovinggreeniehours @jils-stuff @yawnbarn (i hope i didn't bother y'all) bc i want y'all to look at my girl 👉👈

OKAY. OKAY. she's actually VERY, VERY new. like i just made her yesterday while i was taking a shower. and i'm already making up so much scenarios w/ her in my head??? like DEADASS, i already have an idea of how i and she got together. she was always persistent in trying to talk to me even though i push her away every time she even dares to utter a word to me. she has so much dedication and i can't ask for anyone better. I LOVE HER SO MUCH, i'm actually so happy she decided to stick w/ me despite everyone telling her to stay away from me. like, GIRL, you love me that much??? I LOVE YOU TOO. 😩😩😩

she is so DAMN CUTE. i haven't drawn her yet but SHE'S JUST SO CUTE ALRIGHT. her ash blonde (is it ash blonde? idk ejdjbfbfb) hair fits her so well, her little red ribbon is so cute too, and whenever she looks at me w/ those yellow bright eyes, i just melt. she's already cute in terms of appearance but she decided to go overboard with her personality like AAAAA. she is my ray of sunshine and i won't allow anyone to hurt my sugar baby gaaaaahhhh!!!!! if i ever see a single scratch on her, I WILL RIOT.

she is so clumsy and sweet, so kind and thoughtful. she always looked out for me before we even started dating, she used to bring me lunch whenever i don't have the money to buy one or i just straight up forgot. HER COOKING IS THE BEST. after trying out her food for the first time, i asked her if she made any more. when that happened, her eyes lit up and she started to excitedly (AND LOUDLY) ask if i liked it. AND THERE WERE PEOPLE AROUND THE HALLWAY SO YOU'D KNOW HOW FLUSTERED I WAS AT THAT MOMENT- i was trying so hard to shush her but we still caught everyone's attention. you bet your ass that they were weirdly looking at us and internally going like "what the hell is that girl doing with the most intimidating guy in school".

her name is so beautiful. like, just, beautiful. it goes off the tongue so well. remi denetsosie. darling, let me take your surname and replace it w/ mine instead SKSBJDHXBB.

GOD, if y'all ever decide to send me a letter in remi's pov, I'M LEGITIMATELY GOING TO CRY. her voice is the sweetest thing i've ever heard and if i were to project it into a piece of content that i wasn't expecting at all? FNFKFOGKKG I'LL SEE YOU AT MY GRAVE BYE. /s

our height difference actually makes everything better (i'm 6 inches taller than her) because she has to look up at me so innocently and I EASILY LOSE IT. i cover a portion of my face with a hand, look away, and mumble something like "why are you so damn cute" or maybe even "stop looking at me like that". YOU KNOW, THE TYPICAL TSUNDERE STUFF. but then remi smiles even wider and I BLUSH EVEN MORE FURIOUSLY. she unintentionally makes me flustered and i wanna squish her cheeks and place a hard kiss on her lips!!!!!

at times when i'm more comfortable in showing my affection, it's actually vice versa. now it's my turn to make her blush. in ways which i cannot explain because my blog would not be child friendly anymore-

I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING. well, partially. ANYWAY it's usually me pestering her w/ kisses and complimenting her in a low voice (she likes it somehow, don't ask). hearing her giggles and feeling her wiggle under me is one of the best things i could experience. it always reminds me that i'm the dom in this relationship WAHAJAJJFNFJ-

she brings me so much happiness, you have no idea. w/ her, i am able to express myself freely and to breathe properly. at my home [tw: abuse mention], i can't even sleep peacefully because my abusive brother would always take out his anger on me. it's one of the reasons why i made that tough persona at school. when i told remi about that, she immediately went to hug me and started apologizing as if it was her fault. i simply patted her head and told her it's okay, and that everything is fine now that we're together. i can't bear the thought of something similar happening to remi, and i need to protect her w/ my whole life if so.

i just- i love her so much. my heart is so full of love for her right now and i don't think i can keep it in any longer. brb gonna give remi thousands of kisses.

#abuse mention #also DON'T WORRY it doesn't actually happen irl. i'm speaking in my s/i's pov!! #it got pretty long whoops. sorry!! i just love her so much wiehdbjfjcb #ty for this astrid i needed to scream about my girl so badly 😔 #and thank you to everyone else too!!!!! #no more jose. no more din. only remi thoughts. /j #xelle.gushes #xelle.answered #astrid tag 💖 #🎀 you brought light to my life

[1-800-i-ship-it]

do you think bam or khun would be a better bf to their SO

Well well well anon you really making me compare this perfect ship with each other huh

Jk haha it’s just a tough q for me

(Also I apologize for taking so long to reply ahh)

As always, disclaimer: this is based on my own opinion so you are free to disagree or agree :)

I don’t think either bam or khun would be a better bf to their SO, I think they both have their strengths and weaknesses, like most couples will have.

Think I already mentioned what I think their love languages are already in another post but in case u forgot, I think Bam is quality time (main), words of affirmation and acts of service and khun as acts of service (main), combined with quality time and words of affirmation (yup i thought they’d both have similar things...i’ll explain myself)

Let’s go over them, shall we? (you can skip the love language part and jump to the line for the answer if you’ve already read it in my prev ask post/not interested)

Bam: Quality time because he really values the moments he spent with the friends he made in the tower and he appreciates each and every one of them (well, fuck rachel) but anyway, in my head bam just seems like the kind of person who would love quality time with the people he cares about <3 he’s said countless times how he would rather die than lose those that he cares about, and always rushes to protect everyone, so i think quality time would be his top one, and so as bam’s partner (ahem khun) just spending time with bam would make him happy :) and as for words of affirmation, I feel like bam would appreciate them a lot coming from those he loves (like khun!) if khun was like “I appreciate you” I bet bam would feel all warm and fuzzy inside and then say smth super cheesy back which would get khun to blush lmao; and finally acts of service cause bam kinda shows how he cares through saving everyone (like all the time) and yea Ifeel like he’d appreciate small things his partner does for him

Khun: I would guess that it would be acts of service, combined with quality time and words of affirmation, though I'm a bit iffy on words of affirmation because he does come from a family where he was forced to fight against other kids from his family where manipulation and deceit was probably very present. but I think he would really treasure real, genuine words of affirmation and would secretly like pet names even though he pretends to hate them (ahem only bam can call him those hehe). I think acts of service would still be the most prevalent, because that’s the main way that khun has shown his love/loyalty to bam, through actions that benefit bam etc… so I believe he would appreciate acts of service as well. I also think he would be the type of person to value actions more than words. For quality time, I think he’d enjoy having the attention of his SO and would just appreciate being able to spend time with them, small things like that.

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I wrote this with modern-day implications

Bam:

Strengths: 

always has good intentions

super sweet

learns very quickly what his partner likes/dislikes

loyal to the end

extremely good at cooking

thoughtful but often forgets mundane things sometimes

always makes time for his partner and really values being able to spend time with them

very empathetic

somehow always knows what to do to make his partner happy

has an irresistible radiant smile

often showers his partner with a multitude of compliments

will not hesitate to remind his partner he loves them

appreciates his partner a lot and makes sure they know it

is a very good cuddler

will do anything for his partner

Weaknesses: 

kinda oblivious abt like the most obvious things ngl

loyal to a fault sometimes

can seem clingy but he’s just afraid to lose his partner (one of his biggest  fears is being alone)

might accidentally get his partner jealous bc he’s super nice to everyone

might overburden himself with everyone’s expectations and seem withdrawn and might have some trouble communicating with his partner

cares too much about others and too less about himself, so may frustrate partner by agreeing readily to things instead of expressing his own opinion

has trouble saying no to things he doesn’t want to do when people ask him for favors–leading to decreased quality time with his partner

has a lot of internal conflicts that may hinder his ability to be present with his partner

Khun:

Strengths: 

very thoughtful, super thoughtful, did I mention thoughtful

pretty mature for the most part

has very good life skills and knows how to survive, aka always knows what’s going on and is typically “the responsible” one

does taxes well, manages finances very well

shows his love through actions, whether its getting his partner a little something on the way home, or making sure his partner has the lights turned on when working, or creating an elaborate plan to allow his partner to succeed without burdening his partner

extremely loyal to the right partner

makes excellent coffee

very organized and tidy

knows what he wants and has a lot of ambitions and thus plans for the future well ahead of time with his partner

is always prepared for the worst scenario, has a lot of savings for him and his partner

takes no BS and will not be afraid to provide his partner with honest advice even if it hurts

will do anything for his partner

Weaknesses: 

won’t admit he’s thoughtful/a tsundere (could go in both categories)

kind of uptight sometimes

does not have much patience

always wanting to be in control of a situation may not let him fully be present with his partner at times

not very good at articulating his thoughts/feelings

overthinks a lot and worries too much which may lead to him acting cold to his partner

a workaholic that is not very good at taking care of his health

often pushes his feelings deep down instead of dealing with them properly

doesn’t think he deserves his partner and is really insecure but hides it very well

sometimes too caught up in his own head worrying about the future to be present and there for his partner

puts aside his well being for his partner too much

They both have their own strengths  and weaknesses, but they work through it together with their respective partners who are obviously each other and are a power couple :D (ahem light bearer and wave controller power couple amirite)

Hope that answered your q anon!

Also @cannottranslate here’s the thing I was working on I hope it met ur expectations :’)

#bluris answers asks #asks #tower of god #bam #khun #khun aguero agnes #25th bam #khunbam #khun aguero agnis #kami no tou #this took me for-frickin-ever and idek why #i feel like i accidentally made some of these headcanons #oh well #anon i hope you enjoy #suggestions are welcome #omg i legit had to fix the placement of the keep reading line like 5 times sigh #ok its just broken

[staysuki]

aaaaaa i finally read EHALOJ aaaaaa puchaaaaaaa

seungmin had those pogi typings going on lmao i love it v much huhu he was really an ass at the start but i still could bring myself to hate him 👁💧👄💧👁 idk if its automatic bc hes my bias or wut xd

moving on i honestly dont know who to ship y/n with :”> im debating on hyunjin and lee know. and yeji my queen uGh 🤨☹️😠😐 but whatever, INTEOTW yeji has my full heart. hyunjin is oblivious af but i still cant say much since i wouldnt really also believe if someone dearly close to me is a bitch irl even if the signs are 13628 inch by 28251 inch big, colored red with christmas lights.

aaaaa lee know and y/n has those history going on tHat makes me kilig ehe ehe but the typical and cliche ‘main character changed bad boy’ is 🥵 BTCH IDK WHO TO 🚢 ANYMORE 😠 sorry felix but ur bromance with jisung is more than fine already.

anyways the focus is BARELY on seungmin but i keep thinking about him ugh ✨ biaz tingz ✨ thankfully your seungmin smau already started xd

omg you re so good at antagonising people wtf 🤩 like literally all your works have the most detestable characters bc of how hurtful and toxic their dialogue sounds 😎 ur so very super duper amazing x9999 at writing, believe me 😭 you always incorporate the right amount of crack and dark thrilling shit in your stories uWu

BTW I THINK the dates. chapter link is broken on the masterlist and the next button on ch 19. i accidentally skipped ch 20 but thankfully i noticed it bc i got confused since lee know stated on ch 21 that y/n didnt answer him when he asked her on a date wHEN i didnt read anything abt him making a move. i got to the dates. chapter, ch 20, by clicking previous on chapter 21 though. hOPEFULLY U GOT WHAT I EXPLAINED 😭

im soooo excited for the next chapters huhu you did so well like di ako mapakali aYAN GANDANG GANDA AKO NAPA TAGALOG 💀 rly good job 👏

so i checked the playlist you shared and all the songs there are exactly my vibes 😭 they are the singers i listen to and i agree 100% that it hits home. OMG ZACKS VOICE IN BINIBINI SOUNDS SOOO SIMILAR TO HYUNJIN SHXHWHXHWHDHWHS IDK WHY BUT I THOUGHT ABT IT AND I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD HUHUHU 😭😭😭😭

huhuhu neways its 11 pm here, i might read a few more fics before heading to bed. hows ur day btw?

- bs

uy omg ok 👁

POGI TYPINGS PLS 💀. true, we can never hate seungmin 😤.

and yes hehe, the ships are ALL OVER THE PLACE one’s going to antartica while one’s going to florida or smth idk. but my goal is to just pull on everyone’s strings with that one since i don’t really plan to focus on the romance that much, it’s really more of a slice of life story with shitty people in the mix or smth. but there wILL be an endgoal boy. the key is that even i don’t know who it is 🥴❓ makes it more unpredictable, no? but it probably won’t be until long. i plan on focusing on every character and give them beautiful developments so that’s how many arcs(?) 😀, probs overambitious here but i’m excited to try and make a longer smau after rushing my previous ones + i have a lot of notes for EHALOJ from when i started planning it a long time ago so i already have a basis for season 2 once i start it in the VERY DISTANT FUTURE.

i made INTEOTW yeji the way she is to make up for the fact that she’s one of the antagonists in this story :,). that’s kind of like my own pattern, i want balance. also hyunjin being gaslit by his own sister 😔💔💔💔.

minho ship looking promising for you huh 🥴. felix kinda came out of left field but isn’t he such a cutie. literally everyone’s rooting for yongbokie but i don’t blame em, he’s not like INTEOTW felix huhu.

SECRETARY KIM is a busy man 😤 let him do his job. kim seungmin smau is indeed out and it’s a new character trope!! no more tsundere, confident, and/or snarky seungmin 😌 i’m moving out of the stereotypes here.

and also thank you!!! that means a lot. ngl, i feel like i overdo it(??) like, i want villains to be “real people” and not outright “people made to be villains” ifykwim, i don’t want them to be hated because “hey i’m obviously a shitty person!!!” but because they’re complex and not some 2d bond villain. but idk, maybe i didn’t really have a choice with EHALOJ yeji because SHE IS just like that 🤔. hyunjin is in mental turmoil even. probably my favorite “antagonist” moment would have to be dark seungmin in the earliest chapters. but thank you for the compliments, i love writing dialogue, even my editor irl (for my non-tumblr works) always compliments my dialogue dynamic writing so that’s why i stuck to smaus, it’s just dialogue all the time 🤪. i was a bit afraid the EHALOJ might be a bit too dark to garner any attention (bc nobody wants to see their faves antagonized, valid) but i’m glad i took the risk, it was hard to get through but it’s honestly one of my hate-favorite works and i’m glad others seem to enjoy the twists and turns too despite the obvious lack of focus in the romance.

AND YES I FIXED THE LINKS. SOMEBODY ELSE POINTED IT OUT. HOW EMBARRASSING. MY QUALITY CONTROL IS GETTING BAD 😭💔

and tHANK YOU huhu, i swear it’s finished na, just all queued up hehe, not gonna dump it no no no 👆👇👆, i will follow a fixed schedule of uploading every three days. i think there’s five chapters left in the good ol basement. one of my irks too is that i don’t want smau chapters to be released in succession bc i don’t want people to just see smaus when they scroll through my feed so like, if i already have a lot of buffer posts in between like asks or self updates then i might update early. if not, then imma post other randoms in between.

HWANG HYUNJIN AS FRAT BOY NA TAGA BGC SUPERIORITY. medyo napa 🤨🤨🤨 ako sa exbattallion, that group is such a meme (i remember when socmed was tRASHING pauwi nako for being cringe) but i just respect the vibes and listened to everything 😤. AND SEEEEEEEE. THEIR VOICES ARE SIMILAR OMFG I CANNOT.

my day went great! celebrated my mom’s birthday. out to get tattoos once again. hope you have a good sleep, i’ll always be making fics for you to read 😌♥️ how’s ur day.

#anon: bub stop. #behindfics #ehaloj thoughts