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spudplaysbass · 6 months
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Remember kids,
ZOMBIE BY THE CRANBERRIES IS NOT A HALLOWEEN SONG
I will be having words with your ma’s if I see it on any spooky playlists, m’kay?
have a nice day :)
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the-bug-geek · 2 years
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Raising my hand once again in Dracula Daily class at Tumblr University for my class participation points:
Right, so we have a significant death toll in the past few days here: Lucy, Mrs. Westenra, Lord Holmwood, and Mr.Harker.
Jonathan and Mina inherited a bundle and so did Art. So, at least some positives going there.
Mrs. Westenra either was completely senseless or a heartless bitch towards her daughter regarding what might be best for her, whether it was the flowers or her inheritance or really just about anything she did with her daughter.
Quincey the cowboy showed up, saved the day with his bloodtype, was the first to mention the possibility of vampires, and then when he just effing disappeared it all went to s#!+.
Van Helsing STILL isn't being open about his suspicions, but it makes complete sense because Jack would think he was out of his gourd. His ability to understand and manipulate Jack is probably a good thing though, the way this train wreck is tracking, and yeah I'm on board with the corpse mutilation at this point.
Art has lost it, and thank goodness Jack is a member of the polycule and is TOTALLY there for him. Which, frankly, seems a bit out of character after seeing how he treated Renfield, but I am happy for his personal growth and trying my best not to give him a skeptical side eye.
Can't trust the servants, but you know what, the servants probably don't trust their employers either. And they probably have REASONS (valid).
Mina still doesn't know her BFF is dead.
And we have Bram Stoker channeling Neil Gaimain from the future with "Wait and see." Neither of these authors have compassion, neither of them, these sadists. They reach into my heart, tear it up, and then they have the temerity to say "Wait and see." <gnashing of teeth ensues>
The Poe Daily poem isn't heartening either, not that one could reasonably expect it to be. Getting the readings but not registered in the Poe class at Tumblr U, so not sure if it is about death, zombies or ghosts. Probably not zombies, though, I don't think Poe did zombies.
And it is the 21st of September with dancing skeletons across my newsfeed.
I want to go back to bed and I haven't even gotten out of it yet.
At least Berserker got a treat and ear scrunchies from his human.
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justrootingforus · 10 months
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hello hi i’m back from the dead
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picklesinabottle · 2 years
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not to be all quirky and not like other girls but santa clarita diet 🤌
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misscrazyfangirl321 · 6 months
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Thinking about... Grieving the undead.
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marypsue · 4 months
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
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obarona · 13 days
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literally them
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shogoakuji · 9 months
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just needed to save these bc it's making me laugh
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halfsixwakeup · 10 days
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It's 2031, and Hermitcraft Season 15 has just started.
DocM77 has created a machine that adds a new dimension. Zero mods, no resource packs, just redstone and glitches. He is using Netherite blocks for his redstone circuits.
JimmySolidarity joined two seasons ago, and has died first every time. He is very careful this season, but other Hermits kill him first on purpose.
TangoTek has built Decked Out 4 in the End. It is roughly four times the size of the main island, and the dragon has been captured and sealed in an obsidian box so that it will make a cool sound effect in one specific room.
SMajor joined five days ago, and he has already been in a fan-favourite duo with half the server. His Ao3 tag has quadrupled in size, and his tumblr tag is full of art vaguely shipping him with just about anyone with a face.
Pearl has been a landscaper, a janitor, a postmaster, an accountant, a bus driver, and a librarian. Running out of public service jobs, she has started showing up at people's houses in real life with teas and coffees. No one's sure how she gets there.
Etho's tissue box has finally disintegrated, and everyone is excitedly recommending him mic stands. He is trying to hide the fact that he has put an exact copy of the box in its place already.
Zombie Cleo has become so adept at manipulating armor stands that they can perfectly recreate literally anything. Including things that by all rights should not exist. New viewers occasionally complain about lovecraftian nightmares and mental issues after seeing them. Cleo and their older viewers laugh like it's an inside joke.
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charlesoberonn · 5 months
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troutpaws · 5 months
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the flesh will persist (graphite & digital, 2023)
print
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hexedfaerie · 8 months
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kitsuneisi · 4 months
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Did maruu’s super cool template :]]
Honestly I had a lot of fun exploring the designs I haven’t made yet
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justrootingforus · 1 year
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im finally jumping on the miraculous ladybug bandwagon and i swear jagged stone is the greatest character ever created
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hellsitegenetics · 14 days
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Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of my dragula!
String identified: g tg t tc a tg t tc a a t ac aga!
Closest match: Scleropages formosus genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Asian arowana
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nataliedecorsair · 5 months
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If you are polite and courteous, the spirits will kindly agree to take a picture for you - and other spooky arts I drew this year >:) Most of the arts are taking place in Heather's world, including the gambling scene (don't look under the table...) The last art is another awkward monster art and you can find the backstory here Previous spooky & Heather's world art post is here (you can see some recurring characters throughout the art) More Mari Lwyd (who is a Welsh spirit and is being a "crossover" in my art) is here P.S. - bonus points to you if you can find all the hidden frogs 🐸
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