#notbothered

[eric-sadahire]

You can expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test...

but not both.

#teamplayer #notboth #lowexpectations #workethic #drugtest #chooseone #conditionaloffer #sorryboss #basketballwolf #Obviously #humor #teamwork #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flommist #flomm #sadahirecoasters #beercoaster #beermat #bierdeckel #perspective

[kommunistkaitou]

A version of the capybara post is going around with added image ID which would be great except that I already described the image in the alt text 🤦‍♂️ apologies to people using screenreaders who have to hear two people in a row describe the same picture in slightly different ways

#i appreciate ppl adding image descs to reblogs but like #i don't understand why you'd go through the trouble of typing up a description but notbother to check if op already did #i tagged it as id in alt text #there's an added reaction gif thet described too though so it wasn't totally pointless at least

[dopescissorscashwagon]

Two possibilities exist either we are alone in the Universe or we are notBoth are equally terrifying...

- Arthur C. Clarke

📸 by EarthCurated

#EarthCurated #Night Sky #Stars #Nature

[thebluestbluewords]

Polyshipweek23 Day 4: Social Media

This is still a story about the gay road trip that the VKs are going on, and the pictures they're posting along the way. 

It's also a fic about the AKs doing some absolutely wild speculation about what could actually be going on with their friends, under the guise of caring about them so so much. 

It's a fic told in instagram screenshots, in royal media posts, and in the texts sent between different kids that keep going to all the right people despite what anyone else might think. 

It involves a lot of image editing that I am not prepared to do, as well as some fake text screenshots that I am only marginally more prepared to create. 

The fic starts out with a picture posted to Evie's instagram (see D1 credits for instagram and royal media handles and details there, or possibly the wicked world shorts). She got a camper for the summer! DIY time?? 

There are comments, and most of them are "OMG too cute" "love this for you" and "you're gonna make this the cutest summer road trip ever!" 

Some of them are a bit "WTF how are you affording this" 

Evie is #notbothered, and posts as much with her squad around her, updating the interior and exterior of the camper and looking hot and un-bothered in sunglasses and with absolutely important drinks in hand. 

Jay posts pictures of himself shirtless on top of the van. His account is dedicated exclusively to thirst traps and close up pictures of cool bugs he finds while wandering around outside of school grounds. 

Mal posts pictures of Evie looking sweaty and adorable while packing for the summer 

Early on, Evie posts a picture of the open road in front of them, and of herself in the passenger seat with the Auradon equivalent of starbucks in her hand. She almost always posts multiple photos at a time, and this one is a little swipe-through of herself with the drink, Jay driving and looking at the road, the road in front of them, and then a selfie where they're all crammed together with Mal and Carlos in the space between the front seats.

Jay posts a ladybug crawling over the steering wheel of the camper, except he doesn't actually show enough of the wheel to know that's where it is

Mal posts a picture of Evie directing them all into place against the camper with their fancy drinks in hand. They're trying to be budget-conscious for the journey, but when they didn't tell their AK friends exactly what they were doing for the summer, some of them assumed the worst and gave them many, many gift cards to use on their journey. 

They also have a mysterious benefactor (or BENefactor if you will) who has his father's credit card and no set limits on it, and keeps sending them gas money every time he sees pictures of them in the camper. 

He sends it via Auradon venmo, with emojis of a camper and a car and a little "love you, hope you're having fun" note. 

Mal has mixed feelings about this, but she's not turning down the free funds. There's.....maybe a few phone calls in her history, early in the mornings and late at night, where she's been talking to him about exactly what they're doing and why they have to do in on their own instead of accepting help from the Auradon royal family to get out of the country for the summer and to a country without magic laws, even just for the two weeks they're actually going to be in Arendelle. 

Evie posts the cutest pictures you've ever seen of the four of them at a fair, including all of them squashed together for a selfie while in line, and herself holding a giant crocodile plushie Mal won for her, and of course a sunset kissing shot with her gf. 

Mal posts a picture of Jay with his head in a trash can next to the roller coaster exit sign. 

Jay posts a picture of a cool bug that landed on Evie's cotton candy. 

At one point, they decide to leave the camper for a night and sleep out under the stars. This would have been a great idea, except the beautifully picturesque field that Mal picked out at random from the road map they've been using to find their way to interesting things turned out to be a cow pasture, and they wake up surrounded by cows.

Carlos posts a picture of a cow, two inches away from the phone screen with just enough sky in the background for it to be clear that he is definitely laying on the ground to take the picture. 

It's his most popular picture by a measure of 50 plus likes.

Early on they have a beach day, which is fun!! 

Mal posts a picture of Carlos buried up to his neck in sand, and a picture of Jay with wet hair fully over his face, looking like a weird drowned rat boy. Her picture of Evie is a candid, one of Evie laughing at the boys throwing each other off a rock formation. The selfie is herself, looking thoroughly pleased as Evie applies sunscreen in the background. 

Evie's beach day photo is herself standing on a rock, and the caption is something like "would you let me be your siren?" 

She looks incredible, and the Auradon boys who follow her because she's hot have a field day with it. 

Jay posts a picture of a hermit crab. It's surprisingly better than most of his other photos, until you scroll down to the caption, where it's revealed that this was actually Carlos taking the photo for him after Jay stepped on a jellyfish and refused to go back in the water for the rest of the afternoon.

At one point Evie and Jay decide that they should probably do something educational on their way, so as to not forget everything they've learned over the past year. Carlos is more than happy to help look up science museums, and they end up at the Camelot Museum of Industry. 

Mal did in fact text Ben about their trip, in the hopes that he would be proud of them for doing something educational, and Ben responds by sending them an article about the alleged ghosts that live in the tunnels under the building.

Evie posts a photo of herself standing dramatically on the front turret of the castle, where they let visitors up to use the telescopes in the evening. (On the second slide there's a photo of her grinning like a dork next to the giant telescopes, and then some very focused photos of her talking to the staff about how to adjust them to bring the planets into focus)

Mal posts a picture of herself and Carlos in an area labeled STAFF ONLY: DO NOT ENTER TUNNELS WITHOUT ID and a string of emojis that can reasonably be translated as "I'm going on a ghost hunt, fuckers"

Jay posts a picture of a snake he found outside under the bushes. 

The four of them do a video call with Lonnie, which is mostly so they can ask her to please, please come down and visit them, and also she should bring her swords, because they mayyyyyybe got into some trouble at one of the historic shrine sites and there's maybe some dryads trying to kill them

Lonnie sends over a pdf about curse breaking (sourced from her brother, who has some magic friends) 

Evie does not post pictures of that one, and instead makes a fb post with emo lyrics about how sometimes it's not about the photos, it's just about the memories. 

Mal posts a picture of herself with part of a tree branch embedded in her head. 

Jay posts a blurry picture of himself shirtless, holding a torch in one hand and a sword in the other. The caption is "winners never die". 

It gets the most comments out of anything they've posted so far. 

none of them have posted pictures of their destination, which is....somewhat concerning

Lonnie is the boldest of their AK friends, but they told her where they were going before they left, so she's not going to be any help. 

There is much speculation in the AK group chat about this. 

Jane sees a picture that Evie posts of the four of them in one of the magical heritage forests, and asks if they want to meet up for a picnic and also so she can show them all the sights of the forest firsthand. 

They do meet up, and Evie posts adorable pictures of them hanging out that only confuse her audience more

Jay posts pictures of the cool rocks he found in the historic forest 

Mal posts a picture of Evie's hands, close up and slightly blurry with some sort of paint all over them (it's probably not blood) 

Ben texts her to ask if it's blood 

There’s an 80% probability that it's not blood

Towards the end of the journey, Evie posts a lot of cute village/tourist photos of the four of them (and especially Mal) visiting the northern kingdoms. Corona was especially fun, and she dedicated a whole photo slide series to the floating lights festival. 

Jay, predictably, also posted about the lights festival. He posted pictures of a frog they found in the water, and the only reason you can tell it's the lights festival at all is the reflection of the floating lanterns against the pond in the background. 

Carlos posts a picture from the festival as well, which is a surprise! It's a picture of seven hands holding a lantern. 

Jane probably likes the photo, and then cries about it because she wants to be cool and dangerous and go on an unsupervised road trip. 

Evie makes a very cute post about sleeping together on a cold night in the mountains, complete with a lil selfie of herself kissing Mal's sleeping forehead in bed, and a picture of the sleepy blanket pile they made in the master bed of the camper together. 

Jay posts a cool spiderweb that he saw in the frost on the van window. 

Carlos sends a text complaining about freezing to death to Ben, who doesn't know where they are, but sends a box of hand warmers and more hot chocolate mix anyway.

Mal posts about being hurt by the ones you love the most (it was hot chocolate and she burnt her mouth and was very upset) 

#hello friends I am late at posting this because I was defeated by my lack of photo editing skills #Please accept this bullet point fic instead #my fic #descendants #descendants fic #polyshipweek23

[your-local-baguette]

Bllk hc: them walking on you changing

Warnings: maybe slightly spicy ?

Isagi yoichi

He'll most likely turn red. He is a blushing mess especially when you dont even notice, what more of a perfect view could he get.

After realizing he would smash the door, it would make you flinch and you call out his name in a questioning manner

Even tho he is respectful he will take a slight moment to admire, its like a dream....

But he would kinda run down the hall while you peak out the room confused af.

It will not leave his mind for the rest of the day. You would question him about it and he be like" eh oh! Huh nothing hehe~"

Definitely a bad liar

Rin itoshi

When he opened the door, he scanned you head to toe. You looked back at him, sweat dropping from your forehead.

His cheeks really slowly took a pinkish tone.

" lock the door next time you lukewarm."

Will slide down the wall next to the door hiding his face, you didn't know how much he wanted to see that.

Being the prideful lukewarm he is, he will never admit even if you tease him into it.

Michael kaiser.

* dramatically lift eyebrows*

Would you look at that, what a pretty view.

Did you do this on purpose~

But for real, he will not hesitate to look you up and down, will tease you for sure.

There a slight blush on his cheeks, leaning on the doorframe, come on finish what you were doing.

But ngl in his head its:

AHHHHH! They're so pretty. Omg omg kill me, i have ascended and those 🍗

HMMMM

He is a sucker and a simp for you. Busy for others, free for you.

Hyoma chigiri

Ik what y'all think but this man is: fLIrtY

He adores teasing you so be ready.

At first he doesn't seem very bothered but, that view is something.

But by pure respect he close the door and walks out.

He is teasy but still respectful.

You are not getting a break from all that teasing later.

But i feel like sometimes chigir would be like: fuck it and he digs in. Unless you use that safe word

Bachira meguru

#notbothered

Nah fr he is absolutely not bothered.

He might blush tho, but he would not look away. Definitely looking at every single of your moves, when it ends he get all pouty.

"...nice view"

If he's just the slightest horny or get horny from this well girl/boy say goodbye to your hips and legs.

Hey you guys. Im aware these are not the best of headcanons and i had to get them out someday. So im dorry if it sounds rushed

To compensate should i do another Oneshot?

[mothpile]

submttting the worst photo of myself taken ever to be my student card notbothering to take another because idont care even after th people warned “be SURE you like the photo because you CANT CHANGE IT LATER” idont even care is the craziesthing about it..

#sooooooo funny Idont care..why would anyone lookat my anyways. #dontdo that theyllput hexesand curses upon ye.. #moth talk

[veryfurrytales]

̶L̶i̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ Sleeping on the edge

#ninelives #notbothered

#pirates #cat #blackcat #frociaki #veryfurry #furrytales #frotka #cutenessoverload #cute #beautysleep

[incarnateirony]

He was horrified, because he realized, you were never human, just shaped like one. ... abstractly, but shaped like one. maybe a michelin man.

#disonehitmeinmysoul #totesnormal #notbothered #motivationalfacebookcrossposts

[ciindss]

3rd of January

Happy birthday to me !

#25

#sexy as fuck #notbothered #blackwomanmagic #blacksmile #black #black tumblr

[depressiongoblin]

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing. #nature #naturewalks🌿 #innerpeace #notbothered #forestcore #goblincore #zen https://www.instagram.com/p/CN6ahm7p2PP/?igshid=1tzdjmek8zmln

#nature #naturewalks🌿 #innerpeace #notbothered #forestcore #goblincore #zen

[anakintwolegs]

🔈 Sound On! Hurricane Sally Roars while Mika, Anakin & the Gang slept! We are all fine. Right now we have no power, a lot of shingles missing off our roof, most of our fence is down in our backyard, and our little shed is ruined. I’m not sure when we will get power back I’m guessing it will be a few days at least. ❤️ 🐾 #hurricane #hurricanesally #hurricanesally2020 #pensacola #pensacolaflorida #perdidokey #hurricanewind #hurricanewinds #cats #sleepingcat #gingercat #orangetabby #sleepingthroughthestorm #notbothered #catsofinstagram #catlife #coolcat https://www.instagram.com/p/CFOIgikpZAY/?igshid=10jrea4enxgyk

#hurricane #hurricanesally #hurricanesally2020 #pensacola #pensacolaflorida #perdidokey #hurricanewind #hurricanewinds #cats #sleepingcat #gingercat #orangetabby #sleepingthroughthestorm #notbothered #catsofinstagram #catlife #coolcat

[jamieoh]

Unlike most journeys, the journey of life really only has one stop once you get on and that’s the final destination. There is no timetable and no pressure to be at a certain place for a certain time. Society has taught us that we have to be married at a certain age and have a house at a certain age and have kids and everything is pre planned. I say BORING! My life has had more twists than a game of fucking twister. But I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m individual and no one in this world can tell me who I am suppose to be. I don’t listen because I don’t care. I will never change myself for anyone. I am leading my journey. My life. And it feels great to be in control. #notbothered #life #lifequotes #irishgirls #proud #strongwomen #independentwoman #iamenough #iamok #beforeandafter #transgender #trans #transgenderwoman #transformation #maletofemale #mtf #trans #smile #happy #trending #follow #followtrain #🏳️‍🌈 #mua #makeup #corkcity #irish #jamieoherlihy (at Cork) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt5g69fH-EB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bj3o5gl3ryh6

#notbothered #life #lifequotes #irishgirls #proud #strongwomen #independentwoman #iamenough #iamok #beforeandafter #transgender #trans #transgenderwoman #transformation #maletofemale #mtf #smile #happy #trending #follow #followtrain #🏳️‍🌈 #mua #makeup #corkcity #irish #jamieoherlihy

[wofliedrawings-blog]

hi

i liek comics and anime , dont complain about me spelling cos idc. im to tired to even right this ;p

dont ask me about tagging random things, told u im tired 

#notbothered

[cockprincesss]

From sketchbook #1 #sketchbookart #sketchbookartist #oklahomaart #oklahomagal #headup #hustlehard #hatershate #hustleharder #notbothered #talkshitgethit #imgoodimgone #canttouchthis #mchammerdance #whatyouthought #hashtagsilly #whatsbeef #beefiswheniseeyou #guaranteedtobeinicu #onemoretime #whatsbeef2022 #dontplaywithme #youdontwantdrama #youdontwantnone #aintsayingitagain #leavemealone #letmelive #yougotjokes #igotthis #wildincuzimyoung https://www.instagram.com/p/Ccmrx7aud2h/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#1 #sketchbookart #sketchbookartist #oklahomaart #oklahomagal #headup #hustlehard #hatershate #hustleharder #notbothered #talkshitgethit #imgoodimgone #canttouchthis #mchammerdance #whatyouthought #hashtagsilly #whatsbeef #beefiswheniseeyou #guaranteedtobeinicu #onemoretime #whatsbeef2022 #dontplaywithme #youdontwantdrama #youdontwantnone #aintsayingitagain #leavemealone #letmelive #yougotjokes #igotthis #wildincuzimyoung

[whippetsky]

Sleepy Sunday Sky #whippets #sleeping #whippet #Sky #puppy #Sunday #sleepydog #relaxsunday #bluewhippet #love #joy #notbothered #comfy #sleep #subscribe #youtube (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CawuGi4Kkun/?utm_medium=tumblr

#whippets #sleeping #whippet #sky #puppy #sunday #sleepydog #relaxsunday #bluewhippet #love #joy #notbothered #comfy #sleep #subscribe #youtube

[eccentricflow]

I've decided that I am going to start working on myself and become a better person.

#positivity #positivevibes #selfcare #me #working #on #myself #finally #better #happy #healthy #metallyhealthy #notbothered