#nothing against them

[superbeans89]

#shitpost #blazed posts #nothing against them #but I am hard coded to ignore them #tumblr #memes #google translate

[ihavenohotcocoa]

Never Have I Ever: Specific Service Job AU (Flower shop/Tattoo artist/Coffee Shop/Etc.; you get the Vibes)

I have not written one of these, and if I ever do there’s like. 3 combinations that I think would be funny lol.

1. Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth Coffee Shop AU but it’s one giant crackfic. A murder occurs at the coffee shop Phoenix is working at to pay his way through art school, and he has to help Edgeworth solve the murder in a single weekend because his boss entrusted him with the shop while he was out of town and he really needs this job. Despite there being a literal murder, it’s more of just a hallmark-style rom-com with as many tropes as I can cram into it because I think it’d be funny. Also Phoenix’s boss is played up as this super menacing and cruel person and then he turns up at the end and it’s just Larry

2. Life Series Scott/Jimmy Flower Shop/Soulmate AU. The Soulmate is largely there because the way I write flower husbands is as an inevitable thing that happens in every universe, other than that it’s a pretty run-of-the-mill flower shop AU where Scott runs “The Hobbit Hole”, a little hole-in-the-wall flower shop frequented by Jimmy

3. Jonathan Sims/Martin Blackwood Librarian AU. Martin is a librarian, Jon is a huge nerd who comes to the library on a regular basis, and it’s a sweet little 5+1 fic of all the times Martin saw Jon, and one time Jon saw Martin

Of all of these I’d say the Flower Husbands and Jmart ones are the most likely to actually get written, on account of being one-shots or at least relatively short fics in comparison to the Narumitsu one

#you will notice all of these have some kind of canon base #this is because i actually really dont like fics with no connection to canon #i dont read them and i definitely dont write them #nothing against them #just not for me personally lol #narumitsu #flower husbands #jmart #coco says stuff

[smallcanofworms]

always been a fan of the sly cooper art style, maybe I’ll fuck around and try play around with it

#I say as a non-artists #also not a furry #nothing against them #but I do love sly sm #literally have a tattoo related #sly cooper

[poeticmusingsblog]

#poetry #lit #writerscreed #spilled ink #poems #poetrycommunity #poets on tumblr #poetssociety #feminist humor #nothing against them #random thoughts

[fbwzoo]

(Long rambling post re: Emma & resource guarding)

Man, I'm so glad my household is all basically on the same page when it comes to animal care & management. It really makes it so much easier tackling some situations, like Emma's resource guarding.

Like, we got it almost gone within the household in 4-ish months. It's not fully gone, but a huge improvement.

Now that we're going to start adding back having people over slowly, we know it's going to make a reappearance due to the stress of the new situations. That's already happened with the first occasions we've had so far in the past month.

BUT lots of positives - she's relatively? Mild about it - a snarl & lunge, and then she retreats. She doesn't escalate or anything. Still a more dramatic reaction than we'd like, but could be worse.

She's also not too bad to redirect usually, either before or after, she's not fixated on the one she's trying to guard against. She's just trying to create space for herself and the guarded object - which is usually me. The habit isn't super ingrained, since both her foster mom & we have immediately been addressing it to avoid situations that cause it & redirecting when we can.

Our house layout could be better to work with, but we do have a game plan in mind for managing her with people over, and with Shilo as she's still touchiest with him out of the house animals.

For Shilo: more treats for her when he comes in the room or is on the couch to get affection. Especially for me, she'll get treats tossed away from me to reward her for leaving me & give her space from Shilo. She does lose me (in that I get up and move) if she lunges at him (or Phoebe, but she's much better with her).

For guests: I'll be out on the dog bed/floor or by the cat tree so that she can't camp out and have me + corner to defend. If she's showing increased signs of tension, like pacing, circling, etc. I'll do a treat toss towards the hallway or go to the bedroom to encourage her to follow me and give herself space from the new people. Treat toss towards the hallway/away from me if she does do any guarding as well.

I want to give her more options for either giving herself space or calming activities, but a) she still wants to be in the room with people even when she's stressed, and b) can't add anything too high value that would add something to guard or invite interest from the other animals & possible conflict. So that likely rules out lickimats and higher value chews.

I may look at getting some smaller Benebones bc she liked them at the foster house & they were fine to leave out there without guarding. The other two dogs aren't too interested in the bigger ones I got for Addy either. She's started to like shredding and chewing cardboard too, so maybe encouraging that as a distracting & calming activity for this type of thing?

#fbw rambles #my pets #Emma pup #resource guarding #dog training #i still feel rather out of my depth with some dog behavior and training stuff #but it's getting better as i get confirmation that my instincts and guesses match up with what Jack and i have both read #and what we discuss with training team and dog trainer friends #I'm starting to feel like I'm getting the hang of it a bit #she makes me want to learn more and do more and do better #even more than i already did with the first two #nothing against them #consequences of first heart dog i guess #and tbf she's got more issues than either of them

[helenofsimblr]

Plant Based Coffee?

So on Youtube earlier, I saw an advert for "plant based coffee..."

Last time I checked... Coffee always has and hopefully, always will, come from plants... But I suppose some vegans need that extra reassurance. I mean, perhaps they meant "Dairy free?"

#gif warning #non sims #delete later #nothing against them

[the-arcade-doctor]

DUDE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MHA RPERS JOINING MY AMONG US GAME?????????

#nothing against them #but #some of their users are.... #*INTERESTING*

[azure-horizons]

If I was a horse I would die

#nothing against them #i just have a foot injury

[adozentothedawn]

Please send me strength for the next few days, my sister's American host family from last year has been here for an hour and I'm already so uncomfortable I locked myself in the bathroom while my sister is cooking.

#personal #don't get me wrong they're not bad people or anything #nothing against them #i just dislike having strangers in my personal space #and I just do not belong in this goup #i am neither my sister nor am I percieved as an adult #so I'm just kinda awkwardly standing around hoping no one is gonna accuse me of being rude #they're staying with us for four days #they will do a lot of sightseeing which I am reasonably sure I am not expected to join #most of it anyway #i do have to join dinner out tomorrow but I'll deal #i'll figure out something for the rest of the time #there's a playground not far from here maybe I'll just take a walk for a while #i could maybe even get to some writing then #we'll see

[typinggently]

I’m so stressed from work and uni, I want to write so badly I’m going to start BITING!!! I miss the serenity and ecstasy of a blank word doc !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#rping almost every night these days but it does NOT hit the spot #they’re all very sweet and great to work with obviously #nothing against them #but RAGRJWGAHHJABAAA!!!

[yennefer]

literally why do y'all have to fancast every brunette and blonde character as katie mcgrath and anya taylor joy? 😭 PLEASE STOP IT.

#nothing against them #but do people not get tired of seeing them for EVERY fancast? #istg #makilah.txt

[the-sprog]

One of the most annoying parts of getting into a new fandom is having to go through my filtered tags to add shit.

The amount of [character] x reader I have on there because just x reader won't work is astonishing.

#nothing against them #this is about the tumblr filter system #and people using 50 different tags for their shit

[abisbookshelf]

you can tell me if i’m wrong with this idea but i just realised that if they’re bringing back s1 dynamics in s5, that means that st*ncy might become a couple again since jancy didn’t officially become a couple until season 2 (i think).

#jancy #stancy #nothing against them #stranger things #steve harrington #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #stranger things s1 #stranger things s5 predictions #stranger things cast #natalia dyer #joe keery #bring eddie munson back #charlie heaton #byler shipper #jonathan and will #jonathan and steve deserve better #I love steve #jonathan is a good brother #nancy is a girlboss #actors

[shackle-foes]

yeah he was homophobic and snoelle put him right in his place

he was saved by 1 vote

IN THE GAME HE WAS CANONICALLY SUPPORTIVE 😭😭😭

#mod miriam (berdly) #nothing against them #im just gonna drink milk and watch youtube #i'm not gonna do that #wtf autotags #im gonna be different*

[petulant-poet]

Oooooh gurl i can HEAR the guster shippers coming out of the woodwork

#The Owl House #NOTHING AGAINST THEM #I just Know what’s coming is all #Augustus Porter #Hunter toh #Ocean’s Rambles

[gingeredmink]

Have this weird personal phenomenon of hearing some remix and getting sucker punched by the lyrics/vocals and finding out the original is a Bring Me The Horizon song. every. single. time. have never listened to Bring Me The Horizon.

#not art #rayns rambling again #nothing against them #LOVE Hands Like Houses and Saosin and Funeral For a Friend so would probs like them too #just think its funny how its always them