They turned him into a pillow 😭😭😭
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i am absolutely not making a new years' resolution to lift weights more but at the same time i guess there is no harm in just periodically dipping in to check: have we as a society yet solved what is in my mind the greatest problem with strength training, which is that it is incredibly boring? like, i know it is good for you. my dad is essentially chris traeger from parks and rec; believe me, i am very aware it is good for you. but god does my entire consciousness rebel at the notion of spending an entire half an hour just counting sets or whatever, multiple times a week, for the rest of my life.
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texted my dad something and got honest to god jumpscared by seeing him respond "Yay! 🎉" he is very stingy with his exclamation points and he is NOT a yaying man
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Silmarillion Noldor Kings summed up pretty accurately 😂
Fëanor
Maehdros
Fingon (imo the last of the great kings)
Fingolfin
Maglor
Finwë
Turgon
Gil-Galad
Elrond
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rooting through the barty/evan tag on ao3 in search of a main ship rosekiller fic that isn’t porn is like going on a quest in a fantasy book
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this ones for u weird hate anon ❤️
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I made a little au with 2 wallys, they're little deal makers <3 and they are just copies of each other
they say the same thing at the same time in the same tone, they have the same exact movements, they're are just the same exact person
they're just little demons (very literally)
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too often when talking about emergent civilisations people do not consider the humble ant. because of Woke
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