#notwhump

[whumpbot]

Is it too early to post a full 3-part whump series generated by this bot? PROBABLY YES BUT THAT DIDN’T STOP THE BOT AND IT WONT STOP ME EITHER. WHUMP-AI SERIES INCOMING

#notbot #notwhump #meta

[hillscapecity]

Some Valentines cards I drew for my friends!

#happyvalentinesday #fanart #notwhump #watercolour art #traditional art #shiver splatoon #shiver #splatoon fanart #splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 fanart #dhmis art #dhmis fanart #red guy #monster high #monster high fanart #draculaura

[thewhumptruck]

There was just a mass shooting in my home town at an outdoor mall, about 10 minutes from my childhood home (and the one where my dad still lives). I was actually visiting him today and that's where I heard about it. I used to go to that mall all the time as a child and had some really great memories of it. My sibling was actually going to go earlier today but decided against it. 9 people are dead including a fucking 5 year old child. This has really got me fucked up, will this shit ever end? I honestly can't get it out of my mind. America is fucking doomed I swear. Rest in peace to all the victims.

#notwhump #so tired #tw death #tw mass shooting #tw mass murder #get me the fuck out of here

[gallowswhump]

For whoever: Masquerade: what would they wear to a madquerade ball?

Well I will go with the OC most likely to actually end up at a Masquerade Ball: Riesling.

Hair would be pulled back into a ponytail with an attempt to keep the curls in check. He would also adorn his horns with golden pearls with some amber beading. Wine Red Velvet Tuxedo accented with black for the dress shirt and tie with a light golden pocket square. Simple black shoes and socks as well. Adorn it with a pocket watch and his holy symbol on his lapel.

His mask would likely take off old roman filigree being marble white with gold accents. The filigree would sit at the forehead and depict two winged horses surrounded by grape vines. It would be a full oval shaped mask.

#i-can-even-burn-salad #ask game #notwhump #not that it wouldn't be imediately obvious who he was with everything else he has going on

[whumperfully]

Have pics of my kitty boy. As a treat uwu

There's not enough love in this world for them 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#notwhump #pet pictures #I'm sure they hear it everyday but please do tell them they're adorable and deserve the world #asks

[vibrato-the-third]

yeah i want to tie someone up and use them as a personal fucktoy until they’re crying and drooling and can’t even think straight, your point is..?

#with consent of course #notwhump

[sadcatjae]

when you're nonbinary/genderfluid and you wake up a boy

#sadcatjaegifs #nimona #bal is the supportive but confused parent #dw he comes around in the end #literally me every single day #its like a gender draw #oh what gender am i gonna be today? #notwhump but i just watched this movie and i fell in love #this scene especially

[whumping-in-the-dark]

Introduction Post

Hey!! Just another anon lurker who decided to finally step out of the shadows. Probably a bit too awkward but that's a work under progress.

Here's some stuff I like (more vibes than anything here ig):

Intense shit (idk how to exactly explain it... just like no hope at the end of the tunnel kinda thing)

Claustrophobic settings (again can't exactly explain it-- it's like the atmosphere is kind of stifling?)

Noncon (arrest me ig)

Here's some stuff I don't enjoy a lot (doesn't mean it's a squick or anything [I haven't really encountered any squicks so far huh] maybe I just haven't found a piece I liked with these in it)

Lady whumpees (idk why)

Non human/robotic whumpees (vamps are an exception)

Fantasy settings (magicy stuff)

The sort of drugging in which whumpee can't move like at all (paralysis kinda stuff)

Stoic whumpers (like yes do the worst shit ever but like show some emotion while doing it)

Environmental whump (ig I need folks doing bad deeds)

May update this in the future. If I ever write anything it'll be tagged with #mewrites, all of my drawings will be tagged using #medraws, and all reblogs will be tagged with #reblog. Oh and if it's anything nonwhumpy it'll be tagged as #notwhump.

Always looking for recommendations (def recommend me your own writings too like yes please even if they include the stuff 'I don't like' because I wanna change my mind about that don't like stuff anyway so)

Oh and here are the whump blogs off the top of my head which I love rn (no I'm too scared to actually tag them):

@/darkthingshappen (bennyyyyyy)

@/lonewhumper (asaasasasasaasasasa)

@/oddsconvert (joshhhhhhhh)

@/whumpcereal (jackandjoejackandjoeja-)

#introduction post #whump introduction #whumpblr

[girlsjustwannadrawwhump]

Damn reddit strangers really be coming thru for you when you posting bout your childhood trauma

#Got a few messages yesterday and felt better #Then the groupchat in discord got Lit and i stayed up till 6 #Then i woke up to like 8 more reddit messages and they're all so sweet #S talks #Notwhump

[chaoticdreamers-world]

I-

#uquiz #not whump #notwhump

[whumps-and-stuff]

sorry for making the shitpost day so long away yall :/ i didnt want it to be the 23rd because that was too soon, the 24th was the josh fight already, and the 25th was a weekend and the 26th was a monday-

anyway. Ill tag everyone who interacts with the main post on the 26th so you’re ready!!

#sorry for too much notice #i will be tagging everyone tho!! #so make sure to interact with that post #and ill tag ya! #notwhump

[novawhumps]

We had a mandatory class at work about sex, healthcare and mental-physical handicaps and what it means for our patients. This "expert" went somewere along the lines of: everybody wants sex. Everybody needs sex. Human beings, with or without a disability be that mental or physical, need sex to function as a whole. My co-worker stood up and was getting ready to leave. He looked at me, shrugged and went nope, not doing this. The woman got a bit angry, at his attempt to leave. "Why are you leaving? This is mandatory and not only that i am an expert in this field and i prefer not to waste my time you know." He looked this woman dead in the eye and said " i don't want to waste my time either. Come on (my name) we are leaving. So naturally i went with him. And like that my entire team stood and went with us. We had to report to the medical chief of our team and had to explain why we left. My co-worker "i love learning. I want to learn every day. But not by some expert who thinks sex is neccesary to be a fully functioning human. No way." Our chief ( a really no-nonsense, stern, intimidating guy) looked at me. "Because of you i assume?" Yeah, me. I am ace, and really open about it. Chief knows this as well.

"Very well. I'll see to it that we schedule another class with someone with more knowledge. Dismissed."

My co-worker " wellll chief. Since we have 3 free hours....we thought about going to the park, ya know, do some teambuilding. Codeword for having some fun , you wanna join?"

Nobody expected our chief to join. He never does. But this time, he did.

He took me apart from the group. He told me his best friend in college killed himself because he could not be happy because people didn't accept him ( and his asexuality) so our gruff chief, with a heart of gold promised in his friends memory to never accept hate towards any sexuality. My co-worker, he probably knew.

I just wanted to get this out of my system.

#notwhump #asexual #vent

[gallowswhump]

So, again because I can't share anything but the pure facts about what happened in my last session and no speculation because someone who is in the game has found this tumblr. The story is below the cut

So, some pretense. Cadaver is a Teifling who has been nothing but a problem child this whole game. His most recent stunt was sending practically the same letter to all the chaos gods in this universe asking for help speaking for the World Serpent. Universally this was a bad idea that has lead each of these gods to go about cursing him. Now each of these curses are more fun then an actual detriment. This is on top of the three curses this man already had from becoming a disciple of the world serpent. That story is also wild and might also be here somewhere but if anyone does want to ask I will tell it.

The second bit of information that makes this story the way it is. I had a PC that was itching to bring in something new because his character was supper LG and has not been doing well with the party but a DMPC that I have in there so they have a Rogue and some Healing is his love interest.

So our players are: Cadaver a Tiefling problem child Lazerus a Human Celestial Warlock Chosen of Lathander Cirelc Laz's love interest and Aasimar with his linage with Lathander but actually worships Tymora (yes he is also a character I'm writing for here but my characters are not as nearly fucked up in my D&D games) Maraliss Yaun-Ti Artificer LE but the most reasonable person in the group somehow Raz Halfling Pyromancer a one of a kind master of fire kind of Avatar style thing in my game Kushala Dragonborn fighterman who is not ready and is the straight man to Cadaver's act

They are investigating an old temple to the Pyromancer to try and find out more info about the pyromancer and the world serpent. This is deep in the Empire of the Moon a Roman sytle empire that the party has already cause war crimes against. They know the temple was shut down by a Senator and went in looking for information. In the end they find it crawling with undead.

After a couple of fights they come across Senator Vivanus Erxidor Dawngleem the Augustus Fourth Archemagium, Decius of Magi, Quaestor of Proditor, Legati Praetor of the Imperator, Prior Pontifex. They did not let him get out most of his name but did try to talk to him. (My group tends to try and solve their problems with RP because that is the kind of game I run). I really have to remention that these are war criminals to the Empire of the Moon. Vivanus howerver is there destroying something on the main tomb that is in the room that he's in with acid.

Relations break down and Vivanus gets the first word which also means the first spell. Now Vivanus is not a fight to sneeze at. He is an Archmage, with the abilities of an abjurtation wizard. Along with that he also has two ghouls under his command. The party is level 6 and yes this is an increadably hard encounter. 5e characters have the abiltiy to punch way above their belt and the fight didn't go that badly tbh.

So, fight highlights. Wizard gets to go first and Slows the party. Then he gets off early in the initiative and casts Vitriolic Sphere. Those two spells fuck the party pretty hard with the Fighter going down. Healers do their jobs and Kushala is back up and there is some better health going around the party. Raz gets messed up by a critical hit from one of the Ghouls that end up taking her eye (I use a critical hit and miss table). Then Cadaver manages to misty step behind Vivanus and grapple him. This is a smart move actually. Allows a couple of free hits including Cirelc also getting an eye crit on Vivanus. Wizard is pissed at this point in time but happens to know some things about the party. So on his turn he misty steps and then casts Disintegrate on Laz. Laz fails and well that's a dead PC. Vivanus proceeds to start loosing the fight pretty hard.  Well a contignency with a resilient sphere is enough to let this wizard teleport away. (This is a really good tactic for a recurring villain actually).

Well Laz is dead now and the party has now blinded a high ranking wizard of the Empire of the room. They find out the thing he was destroying was a prophacy. The first time it's been introduced. Now everyone is mad but I don't think anyone has really concidered the consequences of their actions.

#D&D story #notwhump #People chose to have families that they care about in this game #Like most of the characters don't have tragic back stories #I know the player who has found this blog isn't one of them but F in chat for you guys #Also if anyone wants to know what is up just send me an Ask and I will spill all the Tea privatly cause my plan is just on it's first steps

[whumperfully]

#notwhump #found this while sorting my photos #meme #didn't make it myself but i have no idea how i got it #sorry but idk who to give credits to

[absolute-barbarism]

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#and a big welcome emoji to you too random citizen #anon #thank you! #notwhump

[whump-a-whump-whumpshop]

Hello friends! I decided to change my profile picture and stuff just for fun. And since it is a trying time in most of our lives, here's a couple of waving bears I found with an intense filter. I will find more if you want...

You're welcome.

#notwhump #bears #colorful bears #waving bears #i hope this brightens your day #🤗🤗🤗🤗