I also like the idea of Bakugo having a lil crush on Kirishima’s secretary. He’s somewhat formal with his own staff, so seeing how sweet you are to Kiri when you pat his shoulder when you drop off papers, or he to you when coffee is ordered just gets him so… flustered and itchy under the collar. Not knowing how to feel.
Bakugo doesn’t even realize it’s jealousy at first, and especially not when he has an interview planned with Kiri, and you’re there too, being just as kind to him as you are to your own boss.
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dandelion: geralt — a moment ago, i spoke with a dryad in the common speech, she spoke without an accent, she told me . . .
geralt: you dreamed it, dandelion. this is brokilon. many things can be dreamed here.
dandelion: really?
geralt: of course. many strange and illusory things can be dreamed. for instance, i dreamed we had sex last night.
dandelion:
dandelion: that actually happened, though
geralt:
geralt: oh yeah. so it did
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why are donuts bad now. am i insane or has anyone else not had a good donut in years
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just ate soo much takeout from a buffet and my lil shorts are struggling so hard to stay on my big bloated belly 😵💫
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ken is the type of boyfriend to want to surprise me with my favorite pastry (donuts) to cheer me up but doesn't know which one i'd want the most so he just gets all of them. comes home with 15 dozen boxes. we end up having to share them with the entirety of barbieland or else they'll go bad (hey, if plastic milk can expire, so can plastic donuts)!
driver brings home apple pie bc he assumes it's my favorite. it's not. well, apple is my favorite pie flavor, but pie itself is not my favorite pastry.
...but i would never tell him that, bc i love our routine of eating apple pie together at our favorite diner at two in the morning and i'd be sad if that ever stopped. sure, we could get donuts at 2am, but it wouldn't be the same. the fact that he'd go out of his way to drive us to a diner and sit us down and drape his jacket over my shoulders while sharing a slice of pie with me -- i dunno. it's nice.
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I have, at long last, cleaned my work email inbox out entirely. I am THRIVING.
Unfortunately I did also have the realization that I'm gonna be forced to use outlook as my primary interface for grad school email purposes, and that's going to be hell on earth.
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Had a dream last night that Brigitte was explaining the phases of the moon to me by biting into donut holes to show me what the different phases look like
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when ur trying to play m*necr*ft on a full belly
[ID: a drawing of a pink and green anthro plush shark with long purple hair. they're sitting on the floor with a laptop on their lap, and their very round belly is bulging out onto the laptop, covering part of the bottom.]
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alr ate something... probably not a proper meal, but its still a win on my book
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what's funny is that other than our car being wrecked I'm kind of having a really great day?
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spending time writing out thoughtful and careful analysis of the books 🚫🙅🏻♂️
running around the house with a leather headband and raised sword, yelling “i’m a witcher!!!” 🧐👍
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my 13 yo sister called me a karen bc i saved my sundae from my last dairy queen trip and when i finally ate it i was upset that they gave me fudge instead of syrup :|
i was complaining. in my own home. Days Later abt an incorrect order and somehow that makes me a karen??? she was like "ur getting mad at minimum wage workers" Ok. and?
if i had the opportunity to Ask them to fix it i wouldve!! part of the reason i was so annoyed was bc i Couldnt get it fixed and i had to suffer thru an ice cream that was miserable to eat. one time they tried to give me caramel but i noticed and had my mom correct them! i was just like "hey. that doesnt look like chocolate syrup" and Problem Solved
god forbid a picky eater be picky!!!! how dare i be upset that i was given smth i didnt want!!!
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god it’s so isolating not being able to fucking eat anything, it’s a real shame my one mutual who had similarly insane food sensitivities and posted about it deleted after being mildly criticized for saying some awful shit
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it seems the older I get, the more I am unable to handle sweets. I don't care for sweet things anyway, but it's really frustrating suddenly being unable to eat food that I used to be able to. just yesterday I tried to have some (PLAIN) cheesecake, and it ended up making me feel sick because it was too sweet. I can't even do milk chocolate anymore, even a very small amount. I had a single hershey kiss a couple weeks back and couldn't do more than just the one. my favorite type of cookie is often too sweet to me now, which upsets me a lot since IT'S MY FUCKING FAVORITE. it's really fucking frustrating and awful and there's nothing i can do about it.
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I really hate how much my brain hates to do new things sometimes
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