#now i wanna climb a tree

[heavnlyhetfield]

missing this hair today

#i wanna climb him like a tree #he’s so fucking DELICIOUS #sorry i am very h word right now #HIS SMILEEEEE #oh i need this cowboy BAD #metallica #james hetfield #papa het #m72 tour

[sunsburns]

and if i opened my mouth and said felix catton deserves some wet, sloppy... kisses... then what?

#hung at the steak i guess #i watched saltburn #i finally get it #i get why everyone loves jacob elrodi #i wanna climb him like a tree #now what #loba spills her guts! #saltburn #felix catton x reader #felix catton #jacob elordi

[arklayraven]

Wanted to see an idea of how short I am compared to Ren.

I am tiny. Lmao

#;little raven speaks #14dwy #he's god height to me. pffff #time to climb him like a tree now whenever I wanna smooch him. pfffft

[inexpressiblybeautiful]

The best part about solving the e-mail was how hungrily Irene acted towards Sherlock.

I MEAN

GURL

YOU

YOU GOTTA

STOP

I CAN'T

And the fact that neither Sherlock nor John were paying attention to her. LMAO.

#I need a hero- oh to make a post while listening to Bonnie Tyler's Holding out for a hero #Irene was this 👌 close to lose her mind and suck his dick #Sherlock: *is saying some fast stuff* #Irene: Hmm I really wanna climb him like a tree 😏 #Oh Irene #You poor girl #Don't worry he got ya #(and now listening to I'm just Ken... Ohhh) #(Kenergy) #(hope they win an Oscar for best original soundtrack) #back to topic #not gonna lie but all of this is so funny if you pay attention to her #as we should #Lara really did everything #And I luv her for that #(Underneath the mistletoe by Sia) #(I wish they could 😔) #adlock #irene adler #sherlock holmes #sherlock #bbc sherlock

[eternalsams]

so, I was just doin' some fan editing work, and I can't stop laughing!

Glen is really out there lying about his height and he's getting away with it!!

#Glen powell stop lying about your height man #everybody knows now #he's still a giant compared to me tho #still wanna climb him like a tree #forget I said that #glen powell #hangman #jake seresin #top gun #jake hangman seresin #top gun maverick #top gun: maverick

[tendercoretroglodyke]

#sometimes im just like. ive never climbed a tree in my life but i wanna find a tree to climb right now #ykwim??? #AND im afraid of heights!! and am really uncoordinated!! #it would be a bad idea!! #but... i want to

[cherry-shipping]

watching star trek with sans soooofun^________^

#this means im watching star trek and im clutching onto my sans stuffie for dear life #because. well you see im watching the episode where spock gets drugged by sex pollen and gets all giggly and cute like a highschool girl #and puts on silly overalls and fucking climbs trees and stuff #and talks about how much he loves the creepy girl sorry i immediately forgot her name even though ive seen this episode before #and well you see. that does stuff to me #ive talked abt spock on here before hes everything to me hes my 2nd biggest blorbo after U Know Who #if he wasnt gay and in love with kirk id be in love with him is the thing #so anyway whenever spock is being cute i go insane because hes my babygirl and stuff and i need my sans stuffie to hold onto #and im also simultaneously daydreaming about watching star trek with sans for realsies #you know how you do that with your fave f/os. like you just imagine youre doing whatever it is youre doing with them #like ill be in the kitchen getting milk or on my way to school or something and my brain is like #ok now pretend sans is there too #and without thinking im like ok sir yes sir. hey sans do you wanna hold hands #its the same now i think wed both have a lot of fun with star trek bc we both love science fiction (''ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS REAL!'') #and ive posted this before but i like imagining my f/os getting either very silently flustered when i gush about my favorite characters #(i.e. f/o sitting next to me getting silently worked up because i just spout pet names about my favorite character) #or that same exact thing except they get a little itsy bitsy teeny tiny jealous about it instead #OR they just think im cute when i get super excited about stuff #i like thinking about all of those like simultaneously with sans #cherry chats #bf (bone friend) #i kinda forgot what i was talking about near the end there somethings been wrong with my head lately i keep getting dizzy all the time #like every 30 seconds i just get hit with this intense wave of dizziness and lightheadedness and then after 1 second it goes back to normal #its like migranes except it doesnt hurt its just like my brain is a fish tryig to get enough momentum to jump out of the water (my cranium) #i thought it was low blood sugar but...... no matter what i eat or how much nothing changes #and it happens all the time too even when im just laying down #its sort of annoying and just a little bit unsettling but anyway as you can imagine it gets worse when im super excited like i am right now #so if im not making a lot of sense thats probably why. um. i forgot what i was doing #GOING BACK TO STAR TREK NOW BYE LOL!!!!!!!!!! sans is with me and were having soooo much fun

[willowfey]

it’s so unfair to just Wake Up with an anxiety bellyache. like nothing even HAPPENED yet

#why does this keep happening why have i felt so awful lately #like i know realistically it’s probably that i’ve been sick so i’ve been on the couch for over a week haven’t gone outside #haven’t put on real clothes haven’t cooked myself haven’t done anything #but when i think about it to myself i don’t wanna do anything. bc i don’t have the energy bc i don’t feel good physically or mentally #and i have SO much that i Need to do that thinking about what i Want to do seems irrelevant #but also i’m desperately trying to figure out what i want to do. what i can do to push this sludge away #and then on top of daily shit i have the ever present looming anxiety of getting older #and just the constant fear and anxiety that i have now that smth terrible will happen to someone i love so i’m just worried all the time #and i know it’s not a healthy way to live but i don’t know how to get out of it so i’m always just distracting myself #when all i want. all i rly desperately want. is to live slow and happy like when i was a kid #all i want is to walk barefoot and bake and climb trees and feel like i have time. is it even possible to get back to that? #how do i do it? where do i start? is it completely impossible until i move? #i don’t know. but i need to figure out smth #and i’m sick of waking up anxious when nothing has even happened

[fbwzoo]

Guess who knows how to use this thing now!!!!! After owning and being terrified of it for like 2 months. 😂 I CAN CUT SO MANY THINGS NOW

#fbw rambles #and hopefully none of them will be me! #i have SO MANY PLANS #crab toys right now #but i could make cat shelves and cat trees #and i wanna make climbing gyms for the rats and the snake #and i could cut branches to fit in snake viv #and someday i wanna try making wood vivs for hedgehogs #if the price of wood ever goes down #i wanna learn woodworking so bad #i wanna make things that are both pretty and useful #but omg the possibilities are just endless with this thing to cut stuff now #i might have fallen in love with power tools oops

[biohazard-inevitable]

I swear Imm gonna make a COTC self insert one of these days.

#craig of the creek #cotc fandom #cotc self insert #man i wanna play in the creek so bad #reminds me of the creek i used to play at near my grandma’s house actually #there was a big tree that i always swore i’d climb when i got old enough #then one day i actually did and i could see the whole neighborhood #oh to play with no parental supervision #i actually really like the elders of the creek and would probably hang with them in reality #like now that im older #cause c’mon #dnd AND magic the gathering references? #i’d fit in so well with those dweebs #but i also wanna make a creeksona of me as a kid #dunno what kid group i’d fit into though #but man do i wanna make a creeksona for cotc #it just seems like such a fun and familar place #like the vibes are immaculate #it brings back so much stupidity of my childhood and i love it #oh how i wish i could turn back time and make better memories

[milo-is-rambling]

Why do I feel guilty for being happy? Like I am happiest sitting in the trunk of the car at the lake alone reading and listening to music and watching movies and just being alone in the van and then I have to like force myself to get back in the drivers seat and go home to be alone at home like even if I did the same stuff in my bedroom it wouldn't make me happy the same way. I feel so bad for this change I feel like I'm avoiding my mom when I'm not it's just like memories of dad and friends I don't talk to anymore and like yeah it's just a lot easier to sit in the car and be happy so why do I feel so bad when I'm happy driving around

#i love my mom I love my bedroom I love my dog I love my house I love my yard and my neighbors but why did he have to die down the street #like dude #it's literally the closer I get to my house the worse this fucking black cloud is over my head #i just want to get away from it and the twenty minutes to drive to the lake seems to be just enough for me to get away from it all and just #live in the moment #and it's perfect. it's fucking perfect. but then I have to get up and go home cause I can't sit in the car forever #and I used to sit in the driveway at the old house parked for an hour after I got home #but now we've got real neighbors and no trees surrounding the yard we're so painfully visable to everyone I just want to sit outside but #also hide from the world at the same time and that's why I miss New England and trees surrounding my bedroom and climbing out my window to #smoke on a little wooden stool I made in eighth grade and I miss that old house so much and I can never go back and they cut all the trees #down anyways #the trees that watched me cry when I walked home from school and jump rope and laugh and smoke cigs with my best friend at the time and now #the trees are gone #it feels like a piece of me is still with that house in New Hampshire even though new people live there and maybe there's a part of my dad #there too that I'm not getting back #i can see him so clearly in my brain sitting at his desk in that house #i can see it clearer than I can see him anywhere in the new house he isn't with us he is in New Hampshire he isn't here it's so painfully #obvious that he isn't here anymore and it just hurts I don't wanna think about the house I just want to sit at the lake and cry in the trunk #like I'm doing rn cause fuck I made the tears happen thinking about New Hampshire and growing up and changing and death and my dad #it's just really hard to deal with sometimes and I had a great day today but I'm still ending it by crying

[revvywevvy]

ok im thinking more about the wedding again and yknow what who NEEDS guests for a banger wedding???? fuck them 16th century homophobes we bitches partying with or without y'all <3

we're gonna frolic in the fields in our pretty wedding dresses and we're gonna dance around and smooch and if anyone tries to get in the way they'll be getting vaporized like

#cell mumbles #ramblings #cw homophobia mention #self ship #wlw selfship #//whether its me or pyrrha doing the vaporizing someones getting turned into fishpaste #//ACTUALLY EVEN BETTER AYO MATEO (i hope its ok that i call u by ur name and not mog) LET ME AND PYRRHA CRASH WITH U AND #//YOSHIMITSU LMAOOOO #//even if lore wise we don't know y'all at all it'd still be better then having a party with patroklos's bitchass sulking in the corner #//bc boohoo my sister married the gay witch that i hate- autotuned_baby_crying.mp4 #//16th century homo party lets gooooooooooooooo #//BAHASFHGSFHFSGHSGHS IDK MY BRAINS JUST IN THAT ZONE RN I WANNA GO WILD I WANNA BITE THINGS AND SCREAM #//i blame the hilarious convo me and my girlfriend were having about turning the talking spam #//-ton plush into crispy cotton hashbrowns in the oven and food processor it was so funny my brain syphoned the energy #//like a vampire and now I want to climb a tree and fistfight the sun #//ok on second thought I may or may not be burning myself out as we speak buT I STILL WANNA GO OFF

[crowsent]

goddamn

#literally and figuratively #full game comin out when #i dont give a shit if its expensive give me full game now i wanna climb this demon like a tree #please

[sodacowboy]

Yes. Because jumping off from a 3ft high bar in the fence is a good idea. Especially when I know I have weak-ish joints. And seemingly chronic pain.

#yeah my ankle didn’t like it #it hurt for like two seconds and I have ice on it right now/immediately #but I know damn well it’s gonna hurt tomorrow #I’m pretty sure I landed pretty flat though??? and it’s the back of my ankle that hurt #anyway #apparently this is what doctors mean when they ask you if you engage in any risky behaviors #not just like… drugs and alcohol #impulsively jumping off a fence is a risky behavior #I’m literally getting too old for this lmao #which means I should be doing it more if I’m honest #I wanna be able to go hiking and climb trees and stuff you know??? #cant do that if I can’t even jump down from three feet

[avocado-frog]

I kinda wanna go climb a tree or smth

#im BORED #I want to ask my friends to come to the park with me but they're being all stupid right now #and theres this one person i really wanna hang out with but i dont have their number :( #i found them on Instagram and i kinda wanted to add them but I was worried itd be weird so i didnt #but UGH i wanna climb a tree with them idkk

[etherical-angel]

OK BEING DELUSIONAL ON MAIN 24/7 but im really loving my new fixation self so far!!! on the occasions where i feel really attatched to a character(usually bc theyre a sign for me) my physical body either starts getting changes or i start noticing things already there(usually my hair is the biggest difference, as it literally changed texture last time and i reallyyyy needed something new to flatten the curls out..found it!!)

rn im like a weird bigender girlverine, and its finally making me feel better about not shaving as much(i had a big dysphoria era with my new alters who didnt like our beard and alters who did, so now while this fixation is on theres a balence. for now). its also making me feel better about my super hairy arms and legs and chest, and also my veiny hairy hands and feet that look like. not human. so now i wouldnt even mind having more hair on them....it came at a perfect time for my nails too, as this is the first time in my life where im not bitting them and let them grow out to ungodly lengths(i cut them into points to make them sharp >:3) oh and ive got pointy vampire teeth from my vampire fixation as a kid(one of the first times this happened) so thats fun too.

but yea i look like this irl rn and my hair is sooo fluffy and big^^ (weird panel but it resonates w me)(now im just hoping for my sideburns to finally grow after 7 years of wanting them...)

#(me laying in bed going thru the sickness) at least im hot and sooo beastlike #im 3 inches taller than him.... #HOW DO I GET A WHOLE CHEST N TUMMY OF HAIR BUT NO BEARD i need a five o clock shadow to show for my STRUGGLES #but yea girlverine is everything to me rn. i relate a lot as i was a weird kid with violent tendencies who felt isolated from everyone #who grew up in a small town in canada. my school was literally surrounded by 2 forests that i hungout in and climbed the tallest trees #at somepoint in my early teens i ended up repressing all my violence and rage. which lead to memory problems. #so seeing him struggle to repress it all and be a good person while also trying to figure out the past that got erased from his brain is -> #obv something i relate to a lot...i get bits and pieces of how bad i was when i was a kid sometimes. i wasnt the worst. i was just autistic #i was just a kid who didnt know where all of these emotions and urges were coming from. and why i felt so different. #like..even now around people who are supposedly 'like me' i still feel a disconnect #w/lverine feels that too. hes a mutant but he feels different from all the other mutants. #(hes canadian too btw) #but i also relate to feeling like i got take away from my home into a place i didnt feel comfortable in(moving away to the city) #moving away literally brought out the worst in me i think. idk. i just feel like i wanna go home all the time. #even if i dont remember it anymore. #i just wanna go back and be myself again so i can know who that is