#now known as

[bloustorm]

kushina for the blorbo ask game, please!

*look idk what the fuck happened in that Minato special thing that got released recently but I've seen how people talk about Kushina/just take it as canon with things I'm more :/ about and don't like??? Her being trapped in Konoha?? (Like some things make some sense but ugh >:/ don't wanna)

she's pretty I can give her that I guess and she could have been better/cooler idk

#blou talks to people #ask game #redoak #now known as #keysmash #kstbj #bingo game

[linklethehistorian]

Good evening linklethehistorian!!!!

Sorry for inactivity but Im back with a revised list and officially off anon!!!

This new list will include the members before, as well as some ive forgotten to add when i brought up this experiment the first time. As per your suggestion we will name this experiment "Evil Box ft Linklethehistorian" and the new list is as follows;

Solas fen'harel (dragon age inquisition)

The Architect (dragon age origins)

Gendou Ikari (shinjis dad) ((neon genesis evangaleon ))

Daniel "Danny" Dickens (Angels of Death)

Professor N (stormbringer)

Faun "Pan" Faunnus (stormbringer)

Emperor "Phillip" Whittibane Belos (the owl house)

il dottorre (genshin impact)

father (mad father)

victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein)

Rodion Raskolnikov (crime and punishment )

brain drain (skullgirls )

ogai mori (bungou stray dogs)

linkle "hyrule" historian (linkle cinematic universe/ real life)

nikolai gogol (bungou stray dogs)

danarius (dragon age 2)

pear "that paul verlaine ate and was so cruel as to not share any with professor n evern tho it was kinda deserved" (stormbringer )

hyouga (dr stone)

senku (dr stone ((hes behind the evil box))

ive included a poorly designed diagram for your viewing pleasure and as a breakdown of the categories included

Oh!!! Hello there! No worries at all! I’m quite happy to have you back in either case, and welcome to Tumblr officially! 🥺💖 It’s nice to meet a fan and a new potential friend!

Wow! That’s quite a list (and a lot of people to look up in the future lol)! 😮 Well, I’m sure that will be a rather interesting experiment. In light of that…well, let’s see. Day 1, I think my first immediate reaction if I’m to survive this experiment at all would be to run to Mori. He may not be the kindest person in the history of ever, but he is logical and methodical about basically of all his decisions, so maybe if I were to rush over and explain my plight, I can reason with him before I’m captured, killed, or tortured by the others, and convince him that the most logical and optimal course of action would be for all of us to band together and rise up against Senku to escape, instead of harming each other. And maybe he could then convince the others. Or I’ll just be dead/tortured/experimented on cause they won’t listen to reason even if the suggestion is coming from Mori. 😭 Ig we’ll see.

Oh!! And btw, regarding your previous asks, if you were looking to pursue my Discord, I’d be happy to get to know you for awhile (either through a good few interactions here or in my DMs which are also open) and if I think we click, I’d be happy to share that with you in the future. 💖💖💖

Thanks for the ask and have a great day until we speak again! 💖

#linklethehistorian #bsd #bungou stray dogs #my thoughts #thoughts #skullgirls #dragon age #neon genesis evangelion #angels of death #the owl house #genshin impact #mad father #frankenstein #crime and punishment #dr. stone #storm bringer #ask #ily anon #“evil scientist box project ft. linklethehistorian” anon #now known as #dazaisshippingcontainer #sorry for the late response #not been in the best of states lately

[waitingforminjae]

local jumbo jellybean babygirl goes 😴

#we were worried she would flip her shit over the all the kabooming but she's fine #chonker ❤️ #now known as #jumbo jellybean

[river-to-sea]

Israel telling it's citizens to edit wikipedia pages to "preserve the truth and sanctity of Israel" has got to be a new level of desperation.

#i've known this for a while #i just remembered it now #stop israel #gaza #palestine #free gaza #gaza strip #gaza genocide #gazaunderattack #free palestine #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #palestinian genocide #save gaza

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies” #serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited... #i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest. #it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!' #'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members... #..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)' #anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language? #maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value” #and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs) #happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills) #and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on... #...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works? #beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

[beaft]

after recently gaining access to my medical records, i am mystified to discover that instead of recording my regular t-shot as "sustanon injection, intramuscular" (as is standard), the doctor i saw last week chose to record it as "problem: gender. history: ongoing."

#i continue to suffer from the dreadful disease known as Gender #and it's incurable #be shh now #containment breach

[goatedgreen]

oh shti

#good morning america #<- mutuals discord in case anyone was wondering now that thus post is semi Known

[roppiepop]

Who’s coming to the cookout?

#bruce wayne #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #batman #red robin #dc robin #batgirl #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #roppie tries to draw #WE ARE GOING TO IGNORE that comic where bruce seems to be able to cook now #bcs this has been in my drafts for literal years lmao thats how slow i am w these #this comic is also known as ‘wordless communication: how well your family knows you’ #dont think too much abt the particulars abt any aspect of this ok 😃👍 #i had fun playing around w how i color thinngs i hope its not too messy!! #WAIT DOES THIS SAY COOK-OFF I MEANT COOKOUT!!!!!!!! #(its not a roppie piece without a typo but please OTL read that as i intended im on the ground

[awkwardsonicphotos]

IMPORTANT! A new species of hedgehog was discovered.

#not sonic but I don’t care #hedgehogs #it’s smaller than the European hedgehog but is darker and had bigger ears #now there are 18 species of hedgehog known

[dragonstoned]

she is so unspeakably lovely.

hello little monster, now bound to my soul. do not worry or be afraid. of course i will cradle you with gentle hands

#dungeon meshi spoilers #farlyn thorden #falin touden #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #for what little we see of farlyn she's just so perfectly charming. lovable and fearless and dreamy and unsettling #also i know the official spellings. known for long now. sorry force of habit also thorden just looks better than touden not sorry actually

[dootznbootz]

It saddens me that Helen of SPARTA is mostly known as Helen of TROY. As if she wasn't born, raised, and most likely, died in Sparta. Yes, she was of TROY for a while...But she was able to go back home to where she WANTED TO BE.

(Edit: Hating on Menelaus is illegal)

#makes me sad that when I want to tag her. it goes staight to “Troy” . Hector. Andromache. Priam. etc. are of TROY. she was only for acouple #years compared to that being their HOME. SHE wanted to go to HER home. MEH #idk what a good comparison would be but maybe like going abroad for job/school/etc. for a while. and then coming back home. #Are you now only known for what you did for a short while away from your home when you've spent the rest of your life home otherwise? #helen of troy #greek mythology #tagamemnon #helen of sparta #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus

[holdoncallfailed]

i'll never get over the way brooklyn 99 woobified the literal NYPD what the hell was that. and everybody ate it up with a spoon too

#you all were putting that show on my dashboard for FAR too long...long after you should have known better #in about 2 years i'll make the same post about MASH but we don't have to talk about that now<3 #text

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

See when I say there's no show like BBC Merlin, it's like... it's the little things you know....

For example, Merlin casually spilling wine (water?) on Arthur as he serves them. It's not a main focus of the scene and they don't pull any attention to it, yet it's so funny and so in character. Esp with Arthur about to say something, realising it's not worth it and just wiping his hand as Merlin continues serving, none the wiser

#merlin continues to be the worst servant known to man and arthur's like yeah well he's my gremlin now what can I do #bbc merlin

[reilliane]

such an eventful world raid lmao.

when i realized what mob they were referring to, i malfunctioned 'cause i didnt know the nAME - and if i search it might take time and they'll leave so i just went for triangle ashddhakdhak

(part two bcs yes the kazuha rejoined my world 😭💜)

#moonlitartem #genshin impact #genshin comic #genshin fluff #PLS THEY WERE SO CUTE I CANTTTTTTTT #they were so sweet too- apparently they're new to the game #so yeah we exterminated all known triangles and unlocked chests so i basically like- unlocked more exploration in the desert ajshdd #ps. we're friends in game now :")))

[nerdpoe]

When Danny decides to reincarnate, centuries after his adventures, he chooses a random Dimension of Heroes and Villains.

He's expecting adventure! Heroics! A life worth bragging about in the Afterlife!

He wakes up in a tube, staring down at surprised teen heroes as they release him and another person.

Later, he finds out that he's a clone of Batman and Superman, and the other clone is of Superman and Lex Luthor.

He came into this world expecting adventures, not a weird custody battle about him and his brother (because that's what Conner is) between two A-List superheroes.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #story prompt #dc x dp #phanfic #superman wants nothing to do with both of them #batman wins custody no problem #bruce now give clark a deathglare if the super even mentions one of the boys #constant sniping between superman and batman #until it eventually degrades their relationship so much they can't work together #culminates in one big verbal fight after another attempted planetary invasion #that ends with batman just losing it and #in a very calm voice that's totally out of place from his earlier growling #“if i'd known my best friend was the type of man who would target a child for the sins of their parents i might have chosen to be alone.” #verbally slaps clark #and that's how clark agrees to go to therapy

[bluegiragi]

holding back (part 2)

early access + nsfw on patreon

#just captain/lieutenant things #ghost and price are an on-and-off-again thing #they take care of each other when it comes up #and sometimes to just relieve stress #they have shared trauma from the loss of price's wing #and simon's whole...wraith business #they've known each other for a long time #and were getting closer before simon's incident but afterwards sort of hurtled into each other #it was really intense and co-dependent for a while but it's levelled out now #one day i will do an explanation post on all the dynamics of poly 141 in this au #in the meantime just enjoy price taking care of his hoard #monster 141 au #ghostprice #captain john price #simon ghost riley #cod mw2 #giragi art