Some things about Allan:
He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator
He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover
He also declares himself as “Ken's buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting
He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)
He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight
He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies
He knows what NSYNC is
He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)
There are no other Allan models
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decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice
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I've had a beast of a cold for the last few days, but I wanted to get this out before the new year! while I've sort of made my peace with my first take on Lilia's UM poster, I really wanted to do a version with the new context that chapter 6 gave us. because. c'mon.
(don't worry, Lilia can carry ALL HIS KIDS AT ONCE)
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Palestine: A Homeland Denied, Raili Liaho, 1979
A Homeland Denied, Pedro Laperal, 1979
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If nbc hannibal was a romantic comedy, the announcer would say some shit like,
MURDER HUSBANDS: The ultimate crime-solving duo with a side of cannibalistic charm. It's like Sherlock Holmes teamed up with Walter White— but worse. Picture a bromance where one half is a brilliant profiler who's oddly horny for the horrors, and a master manipulator who's narrative foil after 40 years of getting away with all his heinous crimes, is a man in a slutty salmon colored shirt, the puppy eye trick and a haircut. Together they're solving their own crimes, creating uncomfortable, sexually charged conversations in inappropriate settings and annoying everyone with their penchant for using words even the dictionary can’t define.
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"Oh, this? Don't be ridiculous! It's not a marriage certificate! Look closely, okay? Throw away all your hangups, and simply do what you feel. Aren't you just dying to sign it? Won't it feel good? 3... 2... 1... sign!"
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it's been 3 years since television history (and myself) was forever changed. happy november 5th!
grab your print here!
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Israel wants you to believe the only casulaties from their relelentless 75 year long campaign against Palestinians are all terrorists.
They are trying desperately to dehumanize them
Do not let them. Palestinians are humans, they are innocents. They have hopes and dreams and love and heartbreak and joys and sadness, just like you and me.
Palestinians are fans, just like you and me. They want to dress up as their favorite superhero.
They want to see their favorite artist live in concert one day. They listen to their music.
They like anime, manga, video games, watching their favorite shows over and over. They make fanart and fanfic and write theories and have blogs on here that will never be used again.
They want nothing more than to go back to their fandoms and joys. They want their lives and hopes and dreams back
Do not forget that Palestinians are humans just like you and me and please don't stop fighting for them
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