#now this is shitposting

[notenuffbees]

I am in mourning.

#metalocalypse #army of the doomstar #dick knubbler #army of the doomstar spoilers #abigail remeltindtdrinc #william murderface #aotd spoilers #flashing lights #overlapping audio #now this is shitposting

[mitten-kittens420]

a mood board

#now this is shitposting #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #it’s always sunny in philly #it’s always sunny #always sunny #iasip #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #dee reynolds

[agwhaan]

some bitches be in the public toilets dropping some extremely suspect noises and i just have to wonder how there are any women in this bathroom with a diet worse than mine

#now this is shitposting #literally #because poo is funny #tales from the toilet

[outofcontextstuff]

#now this is shitposting #teachers #passamaquoddy #hank hill #gwyneth paltrow #ratatouille #the joker #cats #mice #out of context #out of context quotes #out of context screencaps #funny #out of context chats #out of context screenshots

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

[sincerelystesichorus]

i have spent so long trying to place who astarion reminds me of

his dry little sarcastic bits gets me every time and like it's automatically funny but it felt so familiar...

this bastard.

and some more similar comparisons i think

thank you for coming to my ted talk

#astarion is a black cat ppl going crazy rn #like yes actually #its me #will anyone else care about this comparison #has it already been done ill cry #salem was my fav growing up i built my evil gay personality around him #and now i have astarion to further bear the curse #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #bg3 memes #salem the cat #salem saberhagen #sabrina the teenage witch #astarion is a cat #qb #qb shitposts

[chelledoggo]

"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"

#beavis and butthead #ornithology #birds #meme #shitpost #this is an old meme i made on twitter a long time ago #now i'm bringing it here

[foolishlovers]

the sluttiest thing a character can be is crowley in a turtleneck

#never not thinking about that outfit #and now bring it back for s3 with half-bun crowley #please 👉🏻🥺👈🏻 #good omens #crowley #good omens shitpost #foolish talks

[notenuffbees]

From "The Office: PDA"

amy ryan im so sorry

#metalocalypse #William murderface #dickface #dick knubbler #the office #now this is shitposting

[agwhaan]

dropping some MAJOR toiletage is how i roll. ABTMD: Always Be Taking Mondo Dumps

#now this is shitposting #because poo is funny #tales from the toilet

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

I'm incredibly hot and I use this power almost solely to fulfill my ultimate fetish

#the jolly writings #how has this post broken containment I didn't even tag it #but I will now #nsft #topposting #trans nsft #nonbinary nsft #lgbt nsft #196 #bottomposting #shitpost

[onlycringepost]

#not mine #nobody told me this exists #I CANT BREATHE #shitpost #chaoscore #textpost #bastardcore #i will use this response from now on

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:

There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’

like wow babe. good fucking point

#like you were on the ground biting the carpet and dry sobbing while you wrote that and still. good fucking point #not a shitpost #cptsd #and it's true. there's never a satisfying answer #the truth is i know why i wasn't loved #i analyzed my parent's traumas and abuse to death. i understand why i alienated and was alienated from my siblings #i know why my mom was too overwhelmed to be capable of nurturing #i know why my dad vanished into addiction and avoidance #the details of our cycles of trauma and cptsd and family history i have a phd in all of it #i understood perfectly. i spent years studying and now i knew the answer #and guess what? IT WAS NOT SATISFYING!!! #because they still didn't love me! and i still couldn't change that! #it was still a completely unsatisfying state of affairs! #so like. when the people who are supposed to love you...don't. #when the people who are supposed to take care of you...fail to #you can look for answers and reasons and explanations #but that's not actually going to FIX your situation. #and it's probably not within your ability TO fix the situation. (and definitely not your job) #because you don't need answers--you need a new situation #*inserts Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!! (Running Skeleton) Meme* #and yes. walking out isn't always possible. #but for you i hope it will be one day soon. and i hope you build the courage to take that leap. #stepping away from the people who failed to love you...it feels like being untethered but also like being lighter than air #new and scary. immensely relieving. the future opens up. empty but empty like a canvas. blindingly bright until your eyes adjust #like climbing out of a pit you called home and for the first time realizing how bright the light of day can truly be #when you aren't just getting glimpses from the bottom of a hole

[honeypleasejustkillme]

who else mourning the person they could've been if they were treated kindly as a child

#actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd #bpd fp #actually borderline #bpd shitposting #bpd favorite person #bpd problems #bpd vent #bpd mood #actually cptsd #childhood trauma #if only i was treated better as a child #maybe i wouldn’t be so fucked up now