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gamebunny-advance · 1 year

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Doodle Dump (NSR Edition)

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1-2) Primary Trio + Suplex. First sketches to the "White vs. Green" response ask. The other 3 are kinda indifferent to

3) "How does White Smoke?" I've thought about making a comic explaining how/why Desync!White smokes when he's a robot. The short answer is that 1010 actually do have a "lung," but it's function is less as a respiratory system and more of a cooling system.

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*This is a non-canon depiction of the character

Mayday: Hey professor, if 1010 is a robot? Don't you need to inhale/exhale air to smoke?

DJSS: Well, let me tell you!

4) XIO + Crew doodles. I don't think I've ever drawn XIO's crew in this AU.

5) Kun3h0!AU Doodles. Part of a comic about White asking why their outfits reveal so much skin when they're built for combat. I thought the idea and punchline were funny, but it feels kinda weird to write a an AU!Comic based on my OCs before I've ever done anything with those OCs. XP

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GAB (NJ): Hah? Are you really asking something that basic?

White: I just figured that if I'm-

6) "Headbands". An idea I had for Kliff to model different types of headbands. Left to right, top to bottom they are: Elastic, Alice, Alice (ribbon style), B-Style.

7) "Keychains". This is actually a VERY old sketch (you can tell 'cus the BG color is kinda off). Anyway, my dream is to have little keychains of these two, but I dunno who would make/want them besides me ;3;. (Maybe a handful of people, but not enough to get them seriously made XP)

8) B2J x Sanrio. Sketches of the next NSR x Sanrio set. Dunno when I'll get around to finishing it.

9-12) "Slutty?" This was the original response to the "Slutty White" ask I got.

TBH, I was kinda baffled by the ask when I first got it. Like I originally said in my response, almost every word in it was "wrong," because I don't think that I've ever shown Dsync!White as being particularly promiscuous (nor was he "absent" to his "sons." In no uncertain terms, Dsync!White is Green's abuser which, ya know, requires him to have been very involved in Green's life.)

Like, I know that some people just call characters/people "sluts" as a "joke," because it's a "naughty" word that invokes the idea that the character is sexy and sexual.

But it just rubs me the wrong way for anyone to say that about Dsync!White. I know part of it is that everything I know/think about Dsync!White isn't public, so things like how he is actually sex-repulsed (well, human-repulsed really) are things y'all don't know, but even with just what I've posted about him so far, I still don't get how anyone could take away that he was a slut.

But I figured I was just over thinking it, so I decided to roll with the "joke" at the time, but I'm really not okay with calling him a slut like it's a good thing. Like, I don't mind if people say that about Canonish!White or XIO, because they are openly sexual and are proud of it, but Dsync!White absolutely isn't.

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White: Slutty?

White: HEY! Just because I'm provacative doesn't make me a slut!

White: For the record, I've never had sex once in my 30 years of service.

Green: Never?

White: Never.

Green: Not once?

White: Not once.

This was supposed to go on a lot longer, but I already decided I didn't want to pick a fight with anon that probably just didn't know any better and turned the first panel into the response I posted.

#gbunny draws #nsr #1010 #1010 dsync #xio #gab #kliff #tatiana #sayu crew

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erigold13261 · 9 months

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📢Psychonauts NSR AU Observations, Chapter 1: Vinyl City📢

Alligator Tracks

Milla: I don’t know who made these tracks. But if it’s a cute animal, I will keep it. No matter what!

Sasha: These tracks come from an alligator, but not from any alligator that I know of.

Radio (Siren) Tower

Milla: Caramba! This thing is always on. All day. All night. Every hour, on the damn hour! God!

Sasha: I’ve heard that they have been installed throughout the announcements. They’re still blasting NSR Promos. Milla may hate them, but I’m indifferent.

Lost AAM Award

Milla: A special award for Activism… they should’ve been given out to this day. Thanks NSR… not!

Sasha: I’ve heard so much about AAM Awards. They’ve been given out in the 90s. I guess not anymore.

Old Flight Cases

Milla: A promoter’s old flighter case? Whatever is inside there… is locked there forever.

Sasha: ‘Property of Sonidos del Erizo’. My spanish may be a little rusty. But thanks to the internet, it literally means ‘Hedgehogs Sounds'… why is it even there?

Qwasa Transformer

Milla: Oh! A Qwasa transformer. How do they work? I have no idea… at all. But I do know that it converts music to energy.

Sasha: Qwasa transformers like this one are installed across the city to stabilize power. They are easy to be broken for parts.

“Out of Business” Sign

Milla: I’ve been to a shop with a sign like this. All I remember was the number of times I made Rube-Goldburg domino activity.

Sasha: Such a shame that signs like these are being more common. I still feel upset after my favorite drum store had that.

Music Festival Program Book

Milla: These things used to be held at Grand Festivals! It would’ve been so much fun to play with the performers who used these.

Sasha: There aren’t any opportunities as of right now. It’s all about EDM now.

Album Cover Maker

Milla: Everyone uses these to make their own album covers! I have used them, and I plan on using this in the future.

Sasha: While Milla likes them. I think that these things are useless.

Unattended Speaker

Milla: We used to have a very active baskin scene here. I bet they’re playing indoors because of NSR.

Sasha: An old friend of mine owned this. He told me he’s playing somewhere up north as of now.

Mr. Dodo Ice Pop Wrappings

Milla: Ew! Why would anyone in the world leave their trash here?

Sasha: I haven’t seen on of these ever since I left college. I may not be a fan of cold products like these, but I guess that they are popular here now.

RC Drones

Milla: This thing can be fixed easily! And it would be very cheap! But no, Sasha always tells me not pick up trash.

Sasha: Seems that DJ Cold Comet Crispin likes blasting his soundwaves so much that one of the drones fell from space.

DJ CCC-Branded Mixer

Milla: What a sellout! Bet he doesn’t even test them at all.

Sasha: It’s one of those instruments made by NSR. It’s a fact, that their instruments are made in best quality. Even my drumsticks are made by them.

DJ CCC-Branded Headphones

Milla: Another brand-name replica. What’s next? DJ CCC-Branded scarves? DJ CCC-Branded helmets? DJ CCC-Branded underwear?

Sasha: Oh look, another pair of wireless headphones. NSR’s instruments may be top notch, but that won’t be said about their consumer merch. Especially with these headphones. The bass is weak, the price is high, and the volume is a little loud. But they’re not that bad.

Glow in the Dark Puzzles

Milla: A billion pieces? Why not a thousand? It’s only three 0s less! Why would DJ CCC greenlit this?

Sasha: This seems like a perfect weekend away from performing. Downside is the number of pieces. We still haven’t finished that thousand piece puzzle.

Hobbyists Radio Equipment

Milla: Why is this thing beeping?

Sasha: Is someone using this as a joke? All what I can hear is I-C-E-C-R-E-A-M. There are many ways these things could used for, and this person used it for food.

Raz Photo Booth

Milla: Look! It’s one of those picture booths! This one let’s me pretend to be with Raz! Uh… why do I want that?

Sasha: These things are all the rage, especially in the Akusuka District. They’ve been relegated here now. I guess we have to thanks Raz for that?

Old Raz Concert Poster

Milla: It’s an old poster of Raz! I think it’s a bit… cute.

Sasha: It’s an old poster of Raz, it’s covering an older band… can’t make much of what that older poster says now…

Old Promo Poster

Milla: “Kabbage Boy Weekend - The Performace of the Century!” …Yeah, I hope we don’t end up like them. Their last show ended up with only 1 paying customer. Only one!

Sasha: A band like this one used to perform all over Vinyl City until NSR arrived. There seems to be not that much room for diversity anymore…

Raz Snacks

Milla: I remember the day that this store bought the tiny factory that made these snacks. The couple who owned this store were really happy, but I still miss those old Calavera Café Chips.

Sasha: Raz-brand Snacks? Does… Does Raz even eat these, despite the fact that he is digital?

Old Game Cover

Milla: So this is where Raz originated from! I can’t believe that he was a minor character that NSR decided to ascended him from extra!

Sasha: NSR didn’t start promoting digital idols in Vinyl City, not so long ago. This game almost feels like a relic.

Grove of the Master Musicians

Milla: This statue looks like a huge hand made out of trees! If I ever need a third hand… that idea wouldn’t crop up that much.

Sasha: It’s a replica of the Grove! I didn’t expect to see one as of right now. They were quite popular when the Grove of the Master Musicians was still giving out awards…

Really Old Mangroove Tree

Milla: It’s a carving of the Elder Mangroove. Legends say that it used to hold up the entire outer rim, shame I could never see it in person. That is all of the source it has.

Sasha: The woodwork is amazing. I want to see one in real person. They say that a Mangroove’s rootwork would dance to the rhythm of drum circles every night.

Master of the Keyboard

Milla: “In honor of Master Tia of the Heart, whose notes have unlocked the souls of thousands.” Sounds like she hated this award…

Sasha: Master Tia? I’ve heard of her once. Mein Gott, I still remember how fast her fingers were when she played that piano.

Autograph Plates

Milla: Meu Deus! It’s an authentic 1010 Autograph Plate! They are 100 percent filled with authenticity! I mean, which I know despite that I’m uninterested with them. But it would be nice to have one… or all of them.

Sasha: Must not let Milla see these things… I’m sure she has a thing for 1010, but she won’t admit it.

(Former) Street Siren

Milla: The power on that thing is not even stable in the inner cities! But here they’re wasting it on promotional bots like these!

Sasha: God, I feel bad for these things. NSR won’t update them, but they are recycled into promo-bots… these things don’t even have updates!

Letters Home

Milla: I know it’s bad reading one out loud. But, can robots get married? Who’s this… “Riese Afferoboter”?

Sasha: This can not look good. These look like letters home by a Type-04! They were given background memories to enhance their battlefield efficiency. What do they think this is? It’s not art!

Walks of Fame

Milla: Wow… this look so cool! The more time went on, the more hotter they look! I mean human! The more time went on, the more HUMAN they look!

Sasha: It’s just the same. They look even more in uniform when they’re lined up like that! They all look the same, despite the appearances…

1010 Battleship Limo

Milla: Are they selling a 1010 Limo? Must, have, IT!

Sasha: I’m sorry, but this is so pricey! I bet that the amount it’s worth is equal to the number of people in an audience.

Parabolic Microphone

Milla: Ooh! Old spy gadgets! I wonder if it works? I can’t believe someone like their manager would be ok to have this in public?

Sasha: Huh, a Parabolic Microphone? Man… I’ve been into Spy Movies since college. I want to test it out so bad!

Large Piping

Milla: When I was a kid, I had no idea what they were installed for, now that I’m an adult… I still have no idea.

Sasha: These drainage pipes remove water from underneath, most of them are hidden well.

Street Water-Drainer

Milla: This robot really loves to do it’s job! Of course, it’s possible of the fact that it keeps playing 1010 music.

Sasha: Vinyl City had some major flooding problems, and these things? Well… they can’t keep up with the problems at all. It’s honestly sad that they’re kept here in the streets blasting 1010.

Bejeweled Eye Fountain

Milla: I never knew that all of the city’s water pumps were designed to be artsy-fartsy like this! It's… it’s actually nice.

Sasha: The reason on it’s nonsymmetrical design was because of Lucky’s identity… it might’ve been worth lots of money for it to be built.

Field of Mannequin Hands

Milla: Is the symbolism involve Lucky being grabby? Empty? Poor? Spoiled? Crazy? Hungry? Casino?

Sasha: This artwork was a symbol of Lucky’s lowest point in her life. A point where she felt helpless no matter what. Does she still feel helpless even today?

Doll-Eye Totem

Milla: I feel… I feel creeped out. Can we go now?

Sasha: Lucky told me that she made this in order to repay the stares she had got. Which, possibly explain the many many eyes…

Rabbit’s Foot

Milla: Oh no… it’s happening! I knew I shouldn’t have read Alice in Wonderland while eating a tup of matcha-flavored ice cream with rainbow sprinkles, strawberry syrup, whipped cream and bananas! Oh wait… it’s just a piece of art. Oops.

Sasha: I gave her a rabbit’s foot before our first live performance. She’s still angry about it, I guess.

Corn of Ear

Milla: Uh… eww! I may not like peppers, but this is just grosser! And it’s not even themed after peppers!

Sasha: The artwork was made to represent the pain and suffering Lucky had from listening to haters. It also smells like cauliflower. As in a way of saying that hearing comments of haters would figuratively lead to someone having Cauliflower ear. People can be so cruel.

Bejeweled Hand Clock

Milla: So what do gemstones, hands, and a clock have in common? This. This artwork.

Sasha: The design of this was to symbolize both people watching Lucky and how she became less bothered by people as time moved on. Gives both meanings of 'watch’ a good name.

Field of Selfie Sticks

Milla: Ooh Phones! I… I’m guess this is to symbolize… no wait, it means… the answer is that I am really not into understanding art.

Sasha: Lucky was perceived herself, but she wondered how the world perceives itself. So, this artwork is possibly the reason on why this was made.

#submission #psychonauts #nsr #no straight roads #othau #othfic #noart #love the changes you made to these #really ties in the characters for this au

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shapeshivvter · 8 months

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Oh. Man. They're all related to cats bc they're liquid /nsrs /jk /no really I'm joking pls- /"GABRIEL. PLEASE DON'T TURN ME INTO A CAT-"

GHELP ME. looks at my warrior cats au. GRIPS EVERYBODY. INCLUDING DALE >:]

#shapeshivvter talks #NOBODY IS SAFE.. THE ONLY THING STOPPING ME IS LOW MOTIVATION AND ARTBLOCK

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crossover-enthusiast · 3 months

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Off topic but like for the self aware Jack AU—I just imagined this lmao

John, joking: "Well, with how chummy you are with 'em, I'm sure things are bound to work themself out. But with how bad you are at cookin', you might have to work on it for their sake so ya don't end up starvin' to death."

Jack: "I'm serious about this, John! I'm serious about them—"

John, in a suddenly serious tone while looking down at some burnt thing Jack made for him in disgust: "So—so am I. I mean, I can't cook either. One of these days if we're abandoned together somewhere, we might have to survive on this shit, Jack." /j /nsrs /ref

PFFFT

Rip Jack and his shit cooking skills

#Sunny Tag

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slayingwiththemoon · 8 months

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Introductions

Hello! I’m Tam and welcome to my Demon Slayer Fanfic blog(I might make shit posts too) for Demon Slayer and this is just an introduction post to tell you what is gonna be on my page.

Also I'm Autistic So I encourage the use of tone indicators and I'm likely to use them too

Tone Indicators and their meanings

/j = Joking

/hj = Half Joking

/s = Sarcastic

/g or /gen = Genuine

/srs = Serious

/nsrs = Not Serious

/pos or /pc = Positive Connotation

/neg or /nc = Negative Connotation

/neu = Neutral

/p = Platonic

/lh = Lighthearted

/nbh = Nobody Here

/rh or /rt = Rhetorical Question

/t = Teasing

/m = Metaphorically

/li = Literally

Pronouns: Any pronouns but They/Them is a safe bet

DNI: None I don’t really give a fuck just don’t be an asshole

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Content that is likely to be found here:

Fluff

Smut(Maybe)

Angst

Headcannons

Shit posts(possibly)

Scenarios

Self inserts maybe but I mostly made this for my Swap AU

Dark fiction maybe. it'll be tagged and have a TW/CW

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Requests and Submitting posts:

I encourage you to request any of the above if you have an idea for it.

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In the case of sensitive content there will be Trigger Warnings before the fic

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Rules for smut/18+ content and minors interactions:

Smut = MDNI

If I see that you are a minor, or ageless account interacting with my 18+ content you will be blocked

I’m an adult so keep it PG if you’re a kid

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staryarn · 2 years

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I want Ingo to have his hair styled by Eve (maybe she sets his hair of fire? that would explain his baldness)

I'm not saying this is canon but-

In all seriousness I'll leave ingo's hair style up to interpretation and be respectful towards him and his choices. However I won't leave emmets he will have fun hair dye and probably have his hair lit on fire (vs ingo who will accidents be electrocuted. Truth vs ideals y'know)

#this is a joke take this lightly #asks #anon #nsr submas au #nsr #submas

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max15380 · 4 years

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Ok so, for any of y’all who know @just-here2draw, they’ve had a joke AU for NSR.

So, I’m on a Discord with them and we did a NSR themed Among Us game, where there was the joke universe DJ and Nyan J, while I was Neptune (my Fankid)

And then there came a comment in the game chat which stood out to me.

‘In our world, we named you Pluto’ - Nyan J

So, yeah

Here’s Pluto

While Neptune is a very Ego filled, serious, confident boy, she’s an absolute sweetheart and a complete hyperactive goofball with confidence issues.

#nsr joke au #no straight roads joke AU #nsr #no straight roads

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vinylroadsjunction · 3 years

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No Gem Roads in a pic

Update: the glorious conclusion

I’ll make a comic out of this, I swear, but for now I hope you’ll like this.

#oh look #i made a funny #I just needed this out of my head #No Gem Roads in a nutshell #shitposting my own Au #no gem roads #waaait for it #nsr #no straight roads #Anyone familiar with Steven Universe will know where this is going #is really crappy but I will make an actual joke out of this #this is placeholder for the real thing #when i have time

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stephguzdoodles · 3 years

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FINALLY FINISHED THIS BEAST (no pun intended)

So this is a Parent Swap AU where Mama is the one that is gone and Papa is alive. Key differences:

Her instrument is a Lyre, (it’s a reference to my prequel AU where Mama plays the Lyre)

Her name is Yuni, a refernce to a now deleted tweet where someone on the NSR twitter fucked the spelling and wrote Yuni, instead of Yinu, then they tried to play it off as a joke saying Yuni is an alternate version of Yinu where papa protects her instead.

Papa is a chimera beast (Part Deer/Part Lion)

Mama passed away due to breathing problems. (Since Papa due to heart complications and she had a heart symbol/ was his whole heart along with Yinu, he left breathless when they were together)

AU OR NOT, THEIR STORY IS ALWAYS SAD BRUHHH MY HEART

#sguzart #NSR #no straight roads #NSR mama #NSR yinu #NSR yinu's mom #nsr yinu's mother #nsr papa #nsr yinu's papa #nsr yinu's dad #nsr yinu's father #NSR yuni #Yuni #AU #NSR AU

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gamebunny-advance · 2 years

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Musing to Myself

Besides being horribly aware that 10/10 Desynchronized isn’t really going to materialize into anything beyond my vague thoughts (so “spoilers” ahead), I think one of the most regrettable parts of it for me is that I really could not think of anything for Blue to do.

Every 10/10 plays some part in this tragedy:

Ne/on J. is (unintentionally) the true villain.

White is the perpetrator.

Green is the victim.

Red is the confidant.

Yellow is the liability.

And Blue... just doesn’t do anything.

In earlier drafts, when Green finally tells Red what’s going on, Red would involve Blue so that Green would have more protection, but I didn’t like how this essentially gave Red & Blue the same role of defending Green.

He is *kinda* story relevant by revealing that during the MKII era, Blue was the one that White gave a hard time to. It was nowhere near as severe as the present day bullying of Green, but he was still noticeably antagonistic even in this earlier stage. This was supposed to reveal that White targets the youngest member of the group by default rather than actually holding a grudge towards the specific 10/10. But that really doesn’t add anything to Blue and was really about building White’s character.

Hm... wait I think I can work with this:

So, maybe Blue was the only one to know that something was going on since he was previously victimized by White and he recognizes the signs of his abuse, but he doesn’t want to draw attention to himself by bringing it up or trying to stop it.

In another early draft, I had the idea that even though Yellow would react the strongest to finding out what was happening, he didn’t do much to actually “help” before it went too far because the childish part of his personality that took over also makes him less empathetic, so he couldn’t pick up the hints that Green wasn’t having a good time. Meanwhile Blue, who recognizes what’s happening, is the only one that is trying to offer emotional support, but since his own emotions have been stunted from desycnhronizing, he isn’t effective at it. So combining that with his fear of reprecussions: he’s someone who sees what’s happening but feels powerless to do anything.

It’s possible that he just assumes that Green can “tough it out” the same way he did when he was White’s target without realizing that 1) Green is much less equipped to handle this kind of bullying and 2) White’s bullying methods are much more severe now than it was in the past.

Ah... I made myself sad thinking about this terrible AU again, but at least I came out of it with something for Blue to do.

#nsr #1010 desynchronized #i mean his role is to be a cold ham #and the comically serious #but that only works in my joke comics #i had to throw that '(unintenionally)' in there #because i don't want y'all to think that NJ has been plotting all this #i haven't talked about him too much in this AU #but he just makes bad choices that are hurting the 10/10s #but since they can't speak up about it #he doesn't know how badly they're actually doing #until it's already gotten out of hand

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erigold13261 · 1 year

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📢Psychonauts NSR AU, Chapter 7, VS. Lili📢

After the rap battle, Milla and Sasha headed to their headquarters.

“So did you guys manage to deal with the alley problem?” Gristol asked.

“Yep! Turns out it was Sasha’s father this whole time.” Milla explained.

“Well that doesn’t sound to bad.” Gristol joked.

“It was.” Sasha replied softly with his eye twitching a bit.

“Excuse me?” Gristol asked.

“It’s nothing, who’s next?” Sasha quickly replied.

“Right, to business! Today we’ll be dealing with something quite unique. Are you ready for the classics?” Gristol asked.

“Does it involve my Masters Degree?” Sasha asked.

“You bet! Head towards the Natura District. I’ve prepared some tickets for you.” Gristol explained.

“Tickets? What are we watching?” Milla asked.

“The question is who. A performance by Vinyl City’s greatest pianist, Lili. Truly a child prodigy.” Gristol explained as he turned on the screen. This time it portrayed a little girl who was possibly 10 years old. She had light skin, red hair which formed two braids. She wore a black and red conductor’s outfit. And had a red spider-lily in her hair.

“A child? You mean we’re fighting against a kid? An actual one?” Milla asked.

“Doesn’t that sound…” Sasha asked.

“Don’t be fooled by her age! I would advise you to approach Lili with extra caution. Despite NSR’s bias, it is no simple feat to be where she is at her age.” Gristol explained.

“Got it. Well, I’m not one to refuse a gig invitation. Let’s go, Sasha! And thanks for the tickets, Gristol!” Milla responded as she and Sasha left.

“My pleasure!” Gristol thanked.

When they arrived at Natura, they saw red autumn trees falling down onto the pavement. They saw several plants growing. And that is when they saw the Natura Concert hall.

They entered in… and are prepared to fight.

When they entered the concert hall. They saw Lili, playing on stage. On her black and red piano. Milla had an idea, that would get the kid’s attention.

“Boo! Boring!” Milla heckled.

“What the! You two! I knew that you were coming. You guys talk big about music but the only thing—” Lili shouted.

“What?” Milla asked.

“Yeah, we couldn’t hear you. Please speak up. This place needs to be design for speech clarity.” Sasha explained.

“Ugh! I said that you guys TALK. BIG. ABOUT. MUSIC! But the only thing that you’re good for is breaking stuff!” Lili yelled.

“You’re saying that we’re good at music stuff? Obrigada!” Milla replied.

“I didn’t say that!” Lili shouted. She slammed her fist on the piano. “You are going to learn on why I’m the Scarlet Maestro of Vinyl City!” Lili replied as she took a breather and played Canon, a well known song.

“Ugh! I’ve heard this song so much.” Milla responded. The fight was on.

“Can’t believe we got schooled by a kid.” Sasha spoke.

“Well we’re going to stop this now!” Milla responded as she broke the gate guarding the stage.

“Stay away from my piano!” Lili shouted as she played. Suddenly a hand held Lili and her piano by strings. Those were definitely blocking Sasha and Milla. Suddenly, eighth notes were getting launched to attack. And some of them left ammo. To which Milla and Sasha shot at. Causing one string to break, then another, and another, until all of the strings broke.

“Dad!” Lili shouted as she fell. But was thankfully caught by her father. He wore a black suit, and had a beard that looked like it was made from sticks, and was surprisingly big. “Dad!” Lili sighed in relief.

“Lili, my dear, please… stay calm. These bullies are nothing compared to you.” Lili’s father comforted his daughter. “Now, close your eyes. Listen to my voice… and show them, your magnificence!” Lili’s father explained as the stage’s accessories were removed.

“Got it!” Lili shouted. Now Lili was protected again, by the strings that held her. Milla and Sasha got the ammo they still had. But it was going to more hard, since now that Lili’s father is now sending shockwaves when the lights are off. Thankfully they had enough ammo to launch to break one string.

Then another.

And another.

But Lili’s father shielded his daughter from Sasha and Milla, who immediately and easily knock him out.

“Hah! This is too easy to face.” Milla chuckled. She saw how angry Lili’s father was.

“Enough! You’re ruining. Her. Performance!” Lili’s father shouted.

“Dad! Wait!” Lili tried to respond.

“Keep playing Lili!” Lili’s father reassured his daughter. He turned to Bunk Bed Junction. “I should teach you brats some lessons of music.” He shouted.

“But. I have a master’s degree in Fine Arts & Music!” Sasha replied.

“SHUT UP!” Lili’s father shouted.

Now it was going to be hard. Lili’s father snapped his fingers and platforms were smashing near Sasha and Milla to which they dodged. They still got the ammo to break the strings. All of them. Enough for Lili’s father to protect his daughter.

“Dad!” Lili shouted as she fell lightly. “Dad?” Lili asked with worry.

“You… how could you do this to her!” Lili’s father shouted. Angrily creating a cage. Trapping Milla and Sasha. Bombs were added, exploding into ammo. But also they had to avoid giant piano keys playing. Milla and Sasha gathered enoug ammo to shoot at Lili’s father. Enough to knock him out (and for Sasha and Milla to land on a metallic red spider lily.).

“There’s only one thing left to do Milla.” Sasha told the guitarist.

“Way a head of you Sasha!” Milla replied. She set her guitar on attack mode, while Zuke prepared his drum sticks.

“BUNKA”

“JUNKA”

“SHAKALAKA-BAAAAAAAAAH!” But before they could finish. Milla and Sasha were launched off the side by Lili and her Piano.

“Lili my dear, you got them! Now, play for Papa one last time!” Lili’s father spoke with pride.

“I… I hate you all.” Lili softly spoke. Lili’s father gasped in despair.

“I hate you all. I. HATE. YOU. ALL!” Lili shouted as she angrily played the piano.

“Triplets! She’s going all out!” Sasha responded as he and Milla ran towards Lili.

“That’s massive damage!” Milla replied as she ran. The two dodged the triplets until they reached the piano… breaking it.

“No!” Lili shouted in despair. As the metallic flower exploded causing Sasha and Milla to jump off. Lili held tightly to her piano until her fingers slipped far away from it, until her held her tightly as the two fell down to earth.

Lili came out to find her piano, falling down and… breaking apart when it hit the floor.

“No…” Lili spoke as she ran towards it.

Meanwhile Milla and Sasha got up from the fall.

“Ow… that got to hurt.” Milla said as she rubbed her shoulder.

“You… imbeciles.” Lili’s father angrily told the two.

“Uh oh.” Milla spoke.

“You imbeciles! You’ve ruined everything! Do you have any idea wjat you’ve done?!” Lili’s father angrily shouted at them.

“You wanna go? Bring it on! Say it right to my face!” Milla responded.

Lili’s father was angry and immediately hurled himself towards the guitarist until he heard… the piano. Lili’s father snapped back to his senses and saw the damage he had done. He turned to his daughter, sobmerly playing the piano. Lili’s father walked closer to her, shrinking on the process. Playing the piano too. The piano… of Lili’s late mother. Who passed away. And the only thing left of Lili’s mother, was the piano… the piano that was broken.

#submission #nsr #no straight roads #psychonauts #othau #othfic #noart #poor lili #having her piano smashed #though i feel she would have been sassier #but this was still very well written!

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