Some character teas!
Seam Tea: A coffee mug with a thick brown liquid inside. The drink is bitter dark chocolate and vaguely tastes like its expired, but it's pleasant in a way. It's warm and feels like a soft smile. You find yourself wanting more.
Swatch Tea: A teacup that's sharp and geometric, and matches the butlers color scheme to a T. The drink has the goopy consistency of paint, and it almost tastes like plastic, but it's somehow drinkable and it settles in your stomach comfortably.
Tasque Manager Tea: A blue and black hydroflask. Just holding it gives you enough static electricity to make your hair stand on end. You take a sip and It's Monster energy. It's just Monster energy in a hydroflask. Your ears ring.
Lancer Tea: A juice box. The drink tastes like a filling pasta, which is disconcerting considering its a drink. You feel a vague sensation of static in your chest.
Rouxls Tea: A small, royal blue teacup with intricate white engravings. The liquid is clear but has a slight green tint, and is shockingly slippery. The drink is a too-minty mixture that tastes more like toothpaste. It burns in your chest and invigorates you.
Jevil Tea: An oddly shaped jug with purple and gold designs. It tastes like pixie sticks and coal, and feels like oil going down your throat. For a brief yet intense moment you forget that you're alive.
Spamton Tea: A wine bottle with a label that clips into itself, making it unreadable. The liquid is multicolored and flips its contrast every once in a while. The drink itself tastes like cough syrup, and is oddly pulpy. The feeling of pure existential terror suddenly grips you and leaves you breathless.
Nubert Tea: Dr. Pepper.
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