#nuckleheads

[nikkeisimmer]

54 Years of Pain (Part 1)

Yeah, there's good parts of this long trek with the Vancouver Canucks

...however...

Most of that trek has been filled with viewings of inconsistency and lack of motivation from the players that have come through here. Certainly there were bright spots - the Canucks had three of them, the 1982 Run (when I was 11 turning 12), 1994 Run (23 turning 24); and the 2011 Run (40 turning 41). Of course the fact that both the 1994 and 2011 runs were punctuated by riots was not a highlight, in fact, it was an absolute embarrassment not only to the City of Vancouver but to its fanbase.

Now as a 53 year old male (turning 54 in another year) this is definitely not a player-simp blog (Oh, god, here I am using millennial speak) - but hey most of the people writing on Tumblr are millennials. There's very few of us Gen X'rs or Boomers writing on social media - they either mostly stick to Facebook - which has become unpopular as a result. I'm one of probably very few Gen X'rs who actually take the time to have a Tumblr blog.

So what I'm going to do here is give you a synopsis of my experience with the Vancouver Canucks as a long-time fan and let you appreciate some of my memories of being a long-standing fan of this franchise. Yes, I'm freakin' old.

The Big Irishman - good ol' Pat Quinn #3 playing versus the LA Kings.

So my journey with the Canucks (equal in age) has been from the time of my birth, where I was living in what would in 1978 become the heart of the enemy (when the Edmonton Oilers came to town). Back when I was born and for the first seven years, Edmonton did not have an NHL hockey team. So my search took me to the West Coast or Vancouver where the Canucks had been granted an NHL franchise. Of course for the first two years of my life, I was blissfully unaware of NHL hockey, since I was in diapers. But eventually, I would stumble across hockey and sit enthralled in front of a TV that my dad had bought. During the course of the news in which snippets of the war in Viet Nam (the dying years of the war leading up to the withdrawal of US forces from Saigon).

Orland Kurtenbach was our first captain of the Vancouver Canucks.

and here he was with our former Captain Bo Horvat which we traded to the New York Islanders. He's standing to the right and I'm glad after 54 years, he's still with us.

In '76, I moved from what would two years later be Oiler...hell... to Maple Ridge in British Columbia, smack dab in the heart of Canucks territory. And well...I was school-age (6 years old and in grade one). My former classmates at St. Timothy Elementary School are probably die-hard Edmonton Oilers fans. Sorry, classmates... I hate the Oilers. Canucks fan through and through.

Good ol' Harold Snepts was one of the members of the Vancouver Canucks when I moved to Canuck fandom territory in 76. and yeah, he didn't have that famous brush mustache of his that he would later sport in years since.

Harold was clean-shaven. And one of our toughest defenseman. He could sure throw that body around. We miss guys like that and hope that we got someone like that in our newest d-man Nikita Zadorov.

Harold as we would later know him. The big mustache.

Harold now, in Canucks in Cars with our now current captain Quinn Hughes. Still got the mustache but it's sprinkled with grey.

Our goalie was Cesare Maniago.

Our top goal scorer was a guy named Rick Blight.

And man did I love those away uniforms (the old stick in rink). And yes. nowadays, the dark colored jerseys are the home jerseys, but back in those days, they were the away jerseys. I'm glad they made the switch.

One of the other guys who hit the 20+ goal mark was Don Lever who became captain in 1977 taking over from Chris Oddleifsson who only held the position for an year in '76-77 and Andre Boudrias who held it during 75-76.

Kevin McCarthy would take over from him in 79-80.

But Don would be captain during the change over from the stick-in-rink to the Hallowe'en V's. God, they were goddawful.

But they still hold a special place in my heart, just for the jersey's sheer ugliness.

The were absolutely goddawful.

Tony Tanti, one of our Vancouver favourites would wear this jersey in 1980.

He would be one of those long-time Canucks from 1980 all the way to 1989 when he was traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins.

The Canucks first bright spot in this long, painful growth process was the Cinderella year of 1982. Back then the play-off format was a best of five, not the familiar best of 7 that we now have.

Vancouver swept Calgary in 3 games, then went onto play the LA Kings which they beat 4 games to 1. In the Campbell Conference finals they would meet the Chicago Blackhawks which were headlined by Denis Savard, Daryl Sutter, and Tony Esposito - so Chicago was a powerhouse back then. Yet, the Canucks seemingly on a roll steamrolled the Blackhawks 4-1. The wheels came off the wagon when they came up against the New York Islanders and Mike Bossy. The Canucks were swept in four and the New York Islanders one their second of 4 straight Stanley Cups. It was a heart-breaking loss for the Canucks as well as this fan who had hoped that the Canucks would at least give the New York Islanders some push-back.

It would be a long 12 years before the Canucks got a look at the Stanley Cup again.

The 1982 Stanley Cup Finals would be the swan-song for Canucks Captain Kevin McCarthy which would be watched from the pressbox as McCarthy broke his ankle late in the season and would relinquish his captaincy to Stan Smyl who would captain the team to the Cup finals.

McCarthy would later be dealt to the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Stan Smyl would be the first to have his jersey retired as he became one of the longest running captains of the Vancouver Canucks.

Steamer as he was affectionately known would go on to wear most of the jersey changes that happened during the 80s the way up to his retirement.

The next captain of the Canucks, Trevor Linden who was drafted in 1988 at number 2 and became the captain in 1990 (the youngest Canucks Captain to ever receive the captaincy) also wore the jersey with the V on the shoulders.

He also wore the orange spaghetti plate (downwards skate)

When he became captain the jerseys changed to yellow, red and white or yellow, red and black.

In 1989 they would draft in the sixth round a young Russian phenom named Pavel Bure. But their first round draft pick Jason Herter ended up only playing 1 game in the NHL after he was traded to the New York Islanders and became a career IHL'r

Evidently the draft pick was a complete bust. But at least he had a career in the minors and later a career coaching at Western Michigan.

The yellow/red/black/white were the jerseys that they wore during the 1994 Stanley Cup run. Again they would fall short after beating Calgary who had beaten them the year before being forced into a 7 game series which they won 4 games to 3, going into the Conference semifinals exhausted where they would meet up with the Dallas Stars which they would beat 4-1. In this there was a nasty altercation between Pavel Bure and Shane Churla where the former viciously elbowed Churla after Churla dogged him all throughout the series tying him up and ragdolling him. Finally Bure got sick and tired of it and cold-cocked him knocking Churla unconscious.

Vancouver was on a roll and they went on to steamroll Toronto 4-1 as well. Greg Adams would score the winning goal in Game 5 and the stage was set for the Stanley Cup finals where they would meet the Messier-led Rangers.

(to be continued in Part 2)

#Vancouver Canucks #Canucks #Canucks fan #54 years of waiting #non-sims #Nuckleheads

[mitchumsstinkums]

I think someone might be getting what they want.

#splatoon 3 #salmon run #nucklehead #jumpy #step on me #Nil 676

[antimatteruniverse]

If you could choose any cartoon/anime character from your youth or from now: who would it be and when! And tbh for me… I would’ve loved him as a youth but would totally choose him as an adult too, it’s definitely Spongebob SquarePants 🤣

#we’re loud we’re silly and despite being nucklehead mcspazzitrons people still love us anyhow! #we’d be hashtag iconic okaaaay #anyways tell me urs in the comments or tags ily if u read this far ✨💚

[muldermuse]

Just been having a lot of thoughts lately about Gator finally being able to get away from Glenda, whisking you off to somewhere where nobody knows who either of you are and building a life in a new city (perhaps even a new state?) and how the distance away from his old life allows him to be softer with you. The first night in bed together he's all trailing delicate kisses over your skin, going down on you at his leisure, and making love you to you, face to face swallowing moans into messy kisses. 🧡

this is not canon for two sinners. there’s angst and jealousy coming for these two awful people. but enjoy this softness ❤️🫶

he’s nervous as all hell for the first few weeks after you’d left in the middle of the night. his nights are spent waiting by the front door armed with a baseball bat, anticipating his dad or his nucklehead crew turning up to drag him back to Glenda.

you go shopping in the dead of night- together as Gator is too nervous to let you out of his sight. that’s the only time you leave the house. your days are spent dozing on the couch in your new rental, having slow sex in the shower and trying to calm Gator’s anxiety as much as you can. he’s paranoid- everytime he sees a car he doesn’t recognise, he’s ushering you to get on the floor so you won’t be seen by whoever is driving past.

eventually (naturally) you decide neither of you can live like this anymore. much to gators annoyance, you get a job at a new school and try to create some kind of new routine. for the first month, he insists on escorting you to and from the building. sometimes, he’ll park a road or two away from the school so he can see anyone suspect hanging around. he thinks you don’t know and you pretend you don’t.

eventually, you both start to feel safer and Gator gets more comfortable. he comes to the realisation that his father probably doesn’t care enough about him to travel across states trying to find him. he’s got a lot to work through but he’s enjoying this fresh start.

you’re making him pasta for dinner one night, sharing a bottle of red under the dim kitchen lights. “not everyone gets this y’know? a chance to start again”.

“i jus’ keep thinking’ it’s gonna end and we’ll be back there”

“well,” your grin has grown softer since you moved here, rarely filled with malice towards him anymore, “we may as well enjoy it whilst we can, huh?”

the sex is soft and loving- occasionally rough and dominant as you both miss it. the kisses are sweet, never rushed. he holds your hand in public. keeps an arm around your shoulder at the movies. he pushes the hair out of your eyes at the bar, pressing a swift kiss to the bridge of your nose.

he tells you he loves you and he loves this new life with you.

and you tell him back.

#two sinners works #gator fargo #gator smut #gator tillman smut #gator tillman #gator x reader #gator tillman x you #gator tillman fanfiction #gator tillman fanfic #gator tillman fic #gator tillman x fem!reader #gator tillman x you #gator tillman x reader #fargofx #fargoedit #fargo #fargo spoilers #fargo fx #fargo season 5 #fargo s5 #joe keery angst #joe keery #joe keery x reader #joe keery smut #joe keery fargo #joe Keery characters

[as-i-watch]

Luffy should have a disclaimer sewn into his jacket for when he is left alone

Something like 'Scolding-proof nucklehead' or 'he will fuck around and find out but you shouldnt'

#one piece #luffydmonkey #luffy d monkey #monkey d luffy #wano arc #as i watch one piece

[halenhusky309]

A ShockOp transformers!AU headcanon-ish *even though I just make shit up on the way and borrowed stuffs from different continuations.

I just reread Transformers Unicron and I'm still pissed at what they did to Shockwave. But then I thought, well, there's a way to change story around with the whole "changing the past" that exude the tragic old yaoi men from these nuckleheads.

Would it be funny that when Shockwave got blasted into oblivion/black hole after Dark Cybertron series, he is still alive and retains his pre-empurata self, but stuck in black hole. The dude does a lot of self-reflections and angst for all shits he had done during that 4-million pointless war. And the worst of all, he had hurted Orion/Optimus so many times that would cause Shockwave to develop some self-hatred to himself, and at the same, he wishes that if he had a chance to change the past, he swear to himself that he would keep Orion safe. Well, one time he manages to witness the past and future of his world and along with many other multiverses (I'm just bullshitting this part but will work on this later), and he sees in distant future that Orion will die horribly. Thus, the dude decides to go back to the past and change the future, only to fuck up the past so bad it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Imagine the irony of saving the one you love, only for the love one sacrifice themselves in the end to save you, due to how you mess up with the past.

#shockop #senator shockwave #orion pax #I don't know how Shockwave fucked up the past so bad that it backfires him #But I will figure shit out #And there will be none of the “creating legends” or expansion bullshit that Shockwave pulled in the comic #The dude now only cares about his love #And fuck up on the way

[the--beautiful--disaster]

The worst thing about traveling is missing these two nuckle heads! #trips #tripswithoutdogs #missingmypuppers #puppers #nuckleheads https://www.instagram.com/p/B0KbVRyppAi/?igshid=1b8rt1gmffc5p

#trips #tripswithoutdogs #missingmypuppers #puppers #nuckleheads

[motonationusa]

'47 Nuckle Head still running strong. #harleydavidson #nucklehead https://www.instagram.com/p/CXE5m1iFGx2/?utm_medium=tumblr

#harleydavidson #nucklehead

[falcor-thee-luck-dragon]

Let Chaos Reign

Chapter 4- People Of Earth

Summary: On the run from the Avengers in your search for a way off Earth, you meet some mortal annoyances along the way until a certain blue eyed human is able to find you wandering in the forest. But can he convince you to come back to the Avenger’s base with him?

Warning: action, blood, fighting, Bucky doing his best, slight fluff

Masterlist - Chapter 3

So Bucky had been thinking.

If finding Y/N was only as easy as looking at her red dot on the tracker, then damn, he could just teleport to her no problem. Unfortunately the worlds technology hasn't yet reached Star Trek technological advancements, nor can he teleport. It's been a long hectic couple days trying to find her which is starting to drive Bucky up a wall, how is she so sneaky? He can literally see her location at all times but yet she's evaded him at all costs without even trying, she doesn't even know a tracker is attached to the inside of her jacket.

And the team, they haven't been much help at all. They've decided to listen to Fury's orders and stay clear of Bucky's mission when it comes to finding the escaped demigod and bringing her back to the Avenger's base. A lot of help they are. At least Steve checks in for updates when he's not getting pulled into a training session by any particular person of the hour. Maybe the tracker doesn't even work. Maybe?

No, it's Stark made. It has to work, this problem is simply Y/N.

Bucky pulls off to the side of the road near a little park in some rural town way outside of New York City where he knows Y/N went through not even twenty-three hours ago. He opens his door, slamming it shut in frustration before taking in a big breath of fresh air. The day is slightly overcast yet he doesn't appear to mind it at all, having the hot sun blaring down upon him never feels very pleasant. Then again, maybe he's just more familiar with colder temperatures.

A crow flies down across the vacant road from him, it ignores Bucky as it jumps onto the road in order to pick at some road kill of a dead flattened squirrel. Bucky reverts his gaze when his eyes soon land upon a bent wooden telephone line further up the road where it looks like a car ran right into it. Wanting to stretch his legs for a bit and feed into his curiosity, Bucky jogs across the street and over to the area of flattened grass and wood splinters.

He observes the wreckage. Its just as he saw from farther away, a splintered post with pieces of wood spread across the grass from the impact. A couple glass chunks shimmer in the few rays of sunlight peeking out from behind the clouds. There are tire marks imprinted into the mudded ground leading up to the post, he crouches down to get a better look at the source of impact.

A dog barks in the background, its legs getting closer and closer to Bucky until a wet slobbery nose finds its way onto Bucky's right arm. The face of a golden retriever greets him as a young man races to the spot looking very embarrassed.

"Trout! Get away from the man, be nice! Be nice! He might not want your kisses!" He shouts desperately, "Trout!"

Bucky pets the friendly dog while his owner runs to their spot before standing to greet him, "He's fine, don't worry about it."

The red faced man smiles shyly, "I'm so sorry. He gets so excited whenever there's a stranger around I just don't understand it."

Bucky shakes his head, "It's fine, really. I like dogs."

The dog sniffs around Bucky's boots before sniffing the skid marks, "Oh I'm Gio by the way, sorry about my boy Trout. I love him but he can be a lot."

"Hi." Mutters Bucky, "I'm James."

"Nice to meet you..oh..Trout drop that piece of wood you nucklehead it's sharp!" The dog stops before dropping the wood, it starts sniffing around the grounds again. Gio looks at Bucky, "It's too bad what happened here, just last night too. Thank God nobody died! It's just unfortunate."

"What happened?"

Gio nods towards the splintered pole, "Some nutcase ran out in front of the guy driving and then bam, he just swerved to miss 'em and ended up totaling his car and getting a bruised collar bone. He's my neighbor. Poor guy, never got a proper look at the idiot who did it either so there's no one to blame."

Bucky's brows furrow, "No one saw who ran in front of your friend?"

Gio stops a second to think harder on the matter, "Hmm...okay wait a second Nick did say this person moved like faster then a frickin' deer. They were here one second and gone the next, right into the woods."

"Where is Nick now? Is he okay?"

"Oh yeah he's fine, just chillin' in his hospital bed for another day until his headache goes away. Guess he also got a concussion or something, some shit luck I tell you."

"Thank you, I gotta go." Says Bucky quickly before turning on his heels and jogging across the street. Leaving a very confused Gio to go run after his dog again.

There's a hefty possibility that Y/N had absolutely nothing to do with anything surrounding that crash, however, Bucky has to know. He pulls into the Westonville Hospital before Winter Soldier sneaking his way inside and now here he stands on the other side of the door to Nick's room, 213. He knocks, a man answers and says to come in, Bucky does. Shutting the door right after.

The man lays upright in bed, sipping on a juice box as he quickly locks eyes with Bucky. "Hello." Says the twenty-something year old, "You a nurse?"

Bucky could have laughed, "No. Just here to ask you a couple questions."

"Listen man, the police already got my statement. I wasn't drunk...nor on anything at the time. I don't do that shit while driving, I wanna stay alive okay?"

"Right." Mutters Bucky, "I just want to know if you saw this person who caused you to wreck."

He eyes Bucky suspiciously, "Dude are you with the FBI or something? Cause the police think I just saw a deer but I'm telling you it wasn't a deer okay?"

"What was it then?"

The man looks from the door then back to Bucky, he makes a waving motion for him to walk closer, "Dude, this was some lady. She was so fast I never even saw her till she was almost road kill...then....and you're not gonna believe me....then I swear to God, she pushed my car." Whispers Nick before nodding, "Dude that's how I went into the pole, she pushed me and I lost control and BAM! Right into a pole. Asshole, my damn car is fucked."

"Do you know what she looked like?" Nick then proceeds to give an accurate description of you and all your beautiful chaotic-ness, who's apparently still not very fond of human transportation vehicles.  

Bucky then glances from Nick still rambling about you and what a dickhead you must be, to the window showing the woods and half a parking lot. He can't let you escape him again, you might end up killing someone next time and that absolutely cannot happen.

——

Stupid men! Stupid humans getting in your way! These people are irritating and bothersome, all you wanted was to search for the Ancient One in peace. All you want is to find her and get the fuck off this planet so you can confront your brother and...

"Miss are you okay?" A scratchy voice speaks to you from the car to your left, you turn your head to meet the face of a young woman looking at you with kind eyes, "You need a ride?"

"No."

She gives you a look, your appearance is admittedly more roughed up then you would like, but it's been a rough couple days since your last shower and you're technically on the run from Earth's Avengers. "You sure? I got room in here, and a nice place to stay with food and a shower too. Just tryna be nice to someone who looks like they could use a hand." You look like you could use a hand to the face.

Your brows furrow, she reeks of too much perfume and something else, "What kind of food?" You technically do need a ride and this may be your only chance to get one somewhere away from this place in the middle of nowhere. Also a place to stay for the night would be admittedly very nice considering you've been sleeping in trees and behind people's sheds.

Her eyes light up in surprise, "Anything you want. Just tell me and I got you."

"Good."

She unlocks the door, "Come on in. I'm Ava by the way. Nice to meet you, now I hope you don't mind but back at my place I got a couple roommates. But don't worry they come and go, they won't bother you I promise." You don't believe her, but hop in next to her anyways. She looks like she could use a better friend then whoever she stays with. You can smell at least one of them on her.

She gives you a strange faltering smile when you take notice of a nose piercing; she wears a jacket and jeans, although an odd tattoo showing off some line of numbers keeps itself on her right wrist hidden by some colorful bracelets. All in all she is an attractive woman. But her car is no better then her person, the scent is vulgar and repulsive but you're admittedly too hungry to care. Too much perfume.

The ride to her apartment complex takes about twenty minutes, in this time Ava has explained to you how her favorite food, chicken alfredo, is made. She also won't stop looking at the long mirror above your heads, it's like something keeps drawing her attention but there's nothing behind the car of any important significance. Maybe that's just a human thing?

Eventually she takes a couple turns that passes more street stores, houses, and apartments until she drives near a gas station and takes a left for an apartment building of reddish brick that looks like a shitty castle.

It's nestled within the town, with its rear to a small park, oddly enough she claims you can see the city from the roof. Getting out, you watch as she shuts her door before jogging to the back and pulling out a couple groceries. "Oh hey there, can you get the waters, there's like three packs here but we can come back for them later."

You quickly walk to the back of her trunk and lean down to pick up all three waters with ease, her eyes go big, "Oh wow..okay yeah, that'll work." She shuts the back, you begin following her across the parking lot. Stomach growling.

Her wary eyes fall onto you, "So uh, you lift?"

"No."

She nods, "Cool cool, uh you from around here?"

"No."

"Okay cool, I am, well not originally...I was actually from Arizona but then I ran away when I was thirteen because my home life was pretty shit and then I met my boyfriend Jed and he took me here and..." Her face shifts into a frown before it regains it's half smile once more, "Doesn't matter now I guess, it's not fantastic here...with him. But I got a place to stay and a roof over my head and he gets me anything I want really. So it's not so bad."

You can't help but feel somethings not right with her, and this bothers you deeply, "So uh, how's your lover? Jed."

She frowns, "Oh he's nice....I wouldn't say lover I guess....and he's kinda older then me but it's fine really. You might see him, he comes and goes yunno?"

She opens the glass doors for you to walk inside, the area smells of stale air and smoke, "How old?"

She purses her lips together, "Not that much older, I'm seventeen he's just a little above that. But it works for us, he's got me a nice place and he loves me so that's nice." Her smile falters, you can tell something isn't right here but can't quite place your finger on it.

Ava keeps silent for the rest of the trek upstairs until she leads you down a long hallway to a tall white door reading A8 on the front, a small glass porthole in the center. She gets her keys out, "Try not to touch anything, he doesn't like messes okay? Just uh, follow me okay, he might have a friend here."

"Alright then. Proceed." She gives a little nod before unlocking the door and opening it up to reveal a large apartment as clean as a button, with the exception of a few tall thin glass bottles empty of all liquid laying on the short glass table in the lounging area. A large screen is on showcasing something of little importance to you.

Ava sets the groceries on the kitchen counter before racing over to the short table, "Oh sorry about the mess, please just set the waters down by the trash can. Give me a moment." You look down to find a tall thin metal can, doesn't look like a trash can but you set the three cases of water down anyways.

Standing in the middle of her kitchen she hastily rushes in to drop the bottles in the trash can, "I'll put the stuff away, do you-do you want anything?"

"Whatever gives me enough strength to continue on my journey."

"Right. Yeah okay uh we got," She opens up the fridge, "we got some burritos from last night. And fruit....a lot of beer....you don't want that. Here, I'll heat this up for you okay." She shuts the fridge and takes the assumed burrito to another square object hanging from the wall. She pops open the door before placing the food inside and shutting it.

She turns it on. "What is that device?" You ask a sit makes a strange vacuum sound.

She raises a brow, "A microwave." Voice on the tinge of humor, the microwave beeps and she soon opens it back up. "Here ya go! It's a day old so don't worry, still fresh."

She hands it to you, you look down at the warm thing wrapped in a brown paper, "Appreciated."

Your meal is well received and admittedly pretty delicious, once finished do you walk over to the giant glass window to have a look outside, you can see the tops of many trees and farther away across the greenery lays a city just as Ava had spoken of.

Maybe the Ancient One resides somewhere in there, hidden, but within the ginormous labyrinth of steel, cement, and glass. Farther down the hallway a door swings open and the pattering of bare feet is heard walking down the tiled floors of shiny white. This place really is clean, like a small palace for the mortals.

The man stops at the end of the halls archway though you don't care to look at him, "Ava who's the bitch over there? I thought Jed wasn't buying anymore for a few weeks." Whispers the man to the kind woman, Ava, who stands frozen in the kitchen.

You immediately don't like him, but stay your ground to listen, she whispers back, "She's a friend. Needed somewhere to stay for a day or so."

He walks over to her, "He's gonna be pissed when he sees your new friend here. If she's not here to sell, get her the fuck out before your man comes home tonight."

"Tonight?"

"Yeah tonight. His trip to Vegas ended yesterday, he's on his way. Don't you know how time works?"

She shakes her head, "Guess I just forgot is all. I'll make sure she's gone."

He looks over to give you a proper once over, you can hear his heartbeat quicken, "Not too bad either. Nice ass, she looks good..real good, it's a damn shame she's not here to stay for the fun. I wouldn't mind a couple of rounds with her myself."

Your fists clench, you've had enough of this jabbering animal, "Oh really?" You turn around to watch as his eyes go wide when they take notice of the golden color of your irises, "What filth you spill off of that thing you call a mouth is repulsive and disgusting. Who are you may I ask?"

He quickly retains his swagger once again, he takes a step forward, "I'm Jed's right hand man, Antonio, I run this bitch when he's away and I don't like how you're talking to me."

"I'm not entirely fond of your existence. Leave us, I want to speak with Ava alone."

Antonio's face shows bewildered rejection, "Excuse me?"

You take a threatening step forward, "I don't believe my tongue slipped. You heard me correctly. Leave." He keeps still as a statue, mind still processing your words. Clearly no on had ever bothered to talk to him like this before.

He blinks and points a hand up for emphasis, "No whore tells me what I can and can't do in my own goddamn house!" He immediately rushes past Ava to grab something under the kitchen bar.

She gasps in surprise, "Tony no! Don't do this! Put it away she didn't mean it, she doesn't I swear! I swear!"

He walks back around to shove her into the couch, "Shut up." He throws up his arm to reveal a black hand held object that could be nothing else but a small gun, you stare at it in curiosity, expression interested and unfazed.

He doesn't like that, he tilts the gun at you angrily, "What's up now huh! You ain't telling me to do nothin' I run this fucker up in here! So you're gonna fuckin' listen to me you whore! I'll fu.." Antonio's body stiffens, his eyes go wide as saucers when he realizes he's not able to move, not able to speak.

Hands kept to your sides, you curl the fingers of your right hand to bloodbend this imbecile. Moving this hand to the right, Antonio's grasp is forced open and the gun clatters to the floor. "What are you doing!?" Shouts Ava fearfully.

"Teaching a dog a lesson."

Curling the fingers of your other hand, Antonio is forced to walk in staggered painful steps across the carpet at your will, Ava gasps in fright as she watches your little horror show. "Men don't treat their people like animals, you want to act like a beast. Then you'll be one."

His throat makes a dry crackly sound as he tries to scream when you move your hands to orchestrate a new action, Antonio is forced to his knees where he crawls like a dog across the clean carpet. A frightened man he becomes, his movements choppy and forced, body awkward and stiff as he moves on all fours. Proud of your work, you walk over to the man and crouch down to reach his level, "You see, the universe has created us all for a reason. Whether we are powerful or not, that control we have can be taken as it can be given."

He mumbles a reply that cannot be heard properly even by your hears.

"You know of your power?" He shakes his head as you smirk, "Your strength is built from fear and hatred. That is no way to find your place in the world, that is how tyrants lead."

Drool runs down the side of his mouth as his eyes look up to you pleadingly. "Stop it! You're hurting him!" Shouts Ava.

You give Antonio a pitiful look, "I know. And this creature deserves more then I'm willing him to do, but because you've gained my respect. I will release him." Standing, you flick your hands and Antonio is released from your trance. He coughs and sputters in a curled up heap on the floor like a beaten old dog.

"Pathetic." You mutter dryly as Ava breaths heavily from the couch.

"Wh-what are you?" She whispers, "Are you a witch?"

"No. But I am someone who is done with this place." You give her a respectful tilt of your head, "Ava, I thank you for your hospitality, but I must leave." She watches as you take one last look around the room before walking towards the closed door. Turning the handle you're prepared to exit when she screams. "Antonio no!"

Boom!

The bullet stops three inches from the back of your head, whipping around to face your assailant, he fires two more rounds as you halt the bullets in their tracks. He registers what's happening and quickly chooses to pull the trigger again. As a plethora of steel flies your way, you raise an open palm that causes them all to freeze in place.

The room goes deathly silent before Antonio takes a single step and you've sent all five bullets straight through his vulnerable flesh. Blood flies across the walls as he slumps to the ground while Ava gasps in terror, too afraid to make a sound.

You frown, gaze set on Ava, "I'm sorry I had to do this in front of you. He gave me no choice, but I think this loss will not be mourned over." Your golden eyes flicker back down at the bullet ridden body, "A quick death is more then he deserved. So long Ava, be brave."

The door opens.

"What the fuck happened here?!" Speaks a man most certainly in his late thirties as he sets something on the ground, "Who's this bitch?"

Ava's expression shifts to fear as you let out a tired sigh, eyes set to the man you know as Jed, "An old friend." ——

Crouched down by a river, you rub off flecks of blood that dissipate into the murky water like forgotten memories. You just wanted to eat and rest a while as you gathered your thoughts. But here you are, you've killed two humans and have damaged a couple busses in the process of it all. Not to mention that one car the other night...at least that man kept his life.

This realm is complicated and busy, there's not enough wilderness to hide in and there are certainly too many prying eyes that can catch you with their small square devices easier then you'd like. Thankfully Ava had not seen your rampage on the internet so she wasn't able to instantly recognize you. Then again you weren't wearing your armor.

However your eye color certainly doesn't aid you in finding a way into the city close by, that's still too far for your liking, people will undoubtedly stare. At this point you don't trust a single soul, and anyone close enough to see your face would most likely report you to the authorities in an instant.

Your goal has been thwarted one too many times and that shit does not fly with you one bit. Find the Ancient One, have her open a portal to your realm, and from there kick your brothers ass. It's all very simple, well at least it should be. Stupid Midgardians.

Hrrrrr Hrrrrrrrr! A loud horn blares from within the woods to your back right, twisting around and standing at attention, your fists emit flame when a huge lumbering mass of metal rolls through the trees practically making the ground shake.

It sounds like a tiny thunderstorm, you've never seen anything like it except for when you where in Norway but that vehicle was significantly smaller and less loud. "God this place is insufferable." You mutter, annoyed by the less then peaceful atmosphere of Midgard.

So far you've evaded the watchful eyes of the Avengers for the past three days and have gotten nowhere on your quest for vengeance. And now this thing just adds to your stirred up pot of frustration.

Taking a breath, you decide to wander through the trees until you've found the tracks where that metal vessel was drawing its power from, oddly enough the steel bars attached to plates of wood does not give off energy. Strange.

Figuring it must be the vehicle itself, you sway your mind from pondering the idea as your thoughts drift to that of home and the necklace hidden around your neck. This valued object was your dying mother's, a heirloom of your linage, and a damn powerful piece of jewelry.

But your brother and his wicked ideas, he wanted to use it for his grant thoughts of tyranny and power over the nine realms. A fool, no one could ever claim such a feat, no place needs rules like such from one being calling all the shots. It's madness.

It's insane.

Shaking your head, you keep following down the tracks as you listen to the sounds of cars in the far off distance. Birds chirp and flutter by while minding their business in the forest, although you could have sworn you heard a soft thud in the dirt behind you. A shuffle of stones maybe?

A deer perhaps? No, this is no deer; halting your trek to the city, you place your hands upon your hips before slowly turning around, "I'd expected as much. You are a clever man after all....Bucky."

The dark haired man greets you with a shy grin as he stands there off to the side of the tracks, dressed in casual attire like that when you saw him in Norway. He seems genuinely happy to see you, "I wish I could stay away." Replies Bucky in a playful tone, "But you've killed two human traffickers and I gotta make sure you don't hurt anyone else. Even if they deserve it."

You scoff, "I could end your life right now if I wanted to, kill all your friends next and then burn this world to ash and dust trying to get what I want. No matter the cowards I've killed."

He shrugs, "That sounds harsh. I'd rather you didn't actually, kinda like being alive." He's such a smartass in the best way, yet you hold back a smile to keep your noble aurora about you.

"Fair point I suppose. This Earth may be greatly flawed, but I have no qualms with the people here but that of my own business."

"Right. Your own business, finding the Ancient One and dealing with your brother and all that stuff." Nods Bucky, "Y/N, you know we could help you..."

"I don't need it! I'll find my way through this planet myself.  Alone!" You shout, causing the trees to creak and moan from a surplus of wind that blows Bucky's hair about. He knows what you're capable of, but he has to try and persuade you anyways.

He looks almost apprehensive to approach you, "Y/N please. I know we all got off on the wrong foot, probably by a lot. But my friends are good people, we want to help you find what you're looking for. I promise you that." Says Bucky with a pleading look, "No lies. I promise."

You give him a conflicted glare as you think of your options; he found you somehow, he legitimately wants to help, and you desperately need a way off this damn planet. Maybe they do know a way, maybe they'll actually be able to help you, maybe Bucky is truthful?

He goes to take a step forward when you throw a hand out, "Stop." He keeps still as you take a breath, "Bucky, you give me your word?"

"I do."

"Promise!"

Raising his hands up, he gives you a sincere look, "I promise Y/N."

Taking a long moment to think over his words, you finally nod, "Good." He watches as you walk across the tracks until you're within a couple feet of him, he swallows, unsure if you might have just lied and are about to set him on fire. Instead he's relieved when you gift him a tight lipped grin, "Fine then, let us leave this place."

"Awesome.....yeah, okay good...well I'm parked back that way. We can just walk on the tracks instead of through the woods. Easier that way." He takes a couple steps back the way you came, when you don't move does Bucky stop and reach a hand out for you to take, "I'm not going to hurt you Y/N, I promised I'd help you remember?"

"I haven't forgotten." You quickly answer him.

"Good because I intend to keep it." He smiles softly, beautiful stormy blues focused all on you with a gloved hand ready for you to take.

You shake your head before walking past him, "Fine but I'm not shaking your hand."

Bucky chuckles to himself as he watches you practically swagger down the side of the tracks away from him. Quickly does he break from his staring trance to jog over to your side. The two of you walk for a little ways in complete silence until you glance over at him when your curiosity gets the better of you. There's just one tiny question you still need answered, "Well, how'd you find me?"

Bucky holds back a grin, "Your pocket." He points down towards your jackets pocket. Giving him a look of confusion, you reach down and feel inside for whatever he's on about, suddenly your fingers touch something round and metal attached to the inside wall.

Taking a hold of this odd device, you tug it loose before bringing your hand into the open, "What the hell is this?" You ask.

Bucky reaches out to take the object from you, he holds it up, "This. Is a tracker."

"That thing? It's like a thick coin, how does it manage to do such a feat?"

"Technology, radio waves. It's not my design, but with it I was able to follow where you went. Granted you're more elusive with your traveling then I'd first realized, but it did it's job...and now I'm here."

"Yes, now you're here. Maybe you really are braver then I first thought, or just a plain fool. I could have stuck to my word and killed you." You snap your fingers, "Just like that."

He chuckles, "I had a feeling you wouldn't."

"Oh really? What made you assume I would be merciful?"

"When we met for the first time in Norway, and later at the base. You didn't hurt me, well I guess I should say you didn't try and squeeze the life out of me. Or set me on fire.."

"I set your jacket on fire." You point out as he smiles.

"You did. I liked that jacket too." Muses Bucky, "Still, you let me live both times. Even let my friends live too, Y/N, I don't think you're so bad at all."

You hum in thought, "Your words are kind and humbling. But I do not feel worthy of such claims." He has no idea who you are, what you've done. So much he doesn't know.

Bucky frowns, "Why not?"

"I have done nothing but add more chaos to this realm with my existence here, I have been betrayed and for that I was filled with rage taken out on innocent people living their lives. I want to be worthy of what you say I am, but I am not." His heart hurts at your valiantly honest words, if only he could understand completely.

"Believe me Y/N, you aren't nearly as bad as you think you are. There's been way worse people throughout history here before you ever showed up."

"I believe your words though my personal occurrence's chance to lessen these people compared to what I have done centuries ago. Do not misinterpret all of what I speak, I understand there are always beings harming others for their own sick pleasure, however I did not frighten for enjoyment. Quite the opposite."

He could just about give up his metal arm forever just to know what the hell you're talking about. What kind of life did you live before all of this? Bucky soon takes out a small square device with his one gloved hand, "I trust your word on that. And hopefully we're able to help you...I just gotta get us a ride out of here first." He turns on a black screen and slides his finger across to unlock, "I have where I parked pin pointed via another tracker."

"You don't recall where you've come from?"

"Yeah, I mean no..no, I do remember the direction I came in, it's just I was running so fast to find you I forget exactly where my car is. Don't worry this will only take a moment."

Holding back a grin at the way he muddles around on that screen of his, you divert your gaze elsewhere to look around at the trees and other various greenery spread about as usual on a planet such as this one. It's fascinating, almost like that of your home world in Vanaheim. How you miss that place. The vast mountains spread throughout the landscape, huge lumbering trees taller then the cellphone towers you've passed, and great skies of blue where dragons fly at will.

Suddenly a stick cracks in the trees to your right, you turn while Bucky pays little attention, a crow flies out and into the blue sky it goes. Easy now, just a bird, nothing more. The wind picks up for a second and you can almost catch the scent of sulfur when a ball of fire erupts from the trees ready to kill.

The spherical flame screams towards you and Bucky, who's by now dropped his phone onto the tracks, "Y/N watch out!" He shouts fearfully, hand gripping onto your shoulder as you keep a strong fearless stance to the approaching flame.

Throwing a hand out, you divert the ball into the gravel where it bursts like a small firework, rocks flying everywhere as you stand at the ready for whatever happens next. "Y/N! What the hell was that!" Shouts Bucky.

"A scout. I think one of my brother's loyalists found me."

"A scou..." Another ball of flame soars towards the two of you and then another right behind it as you maneuver your body to deflect each of them in quick succession when out of the scorched trees does a smirking woman reveal herself. Her smile is proud and wicked, taller then Bucky she stands and impeccably strong she appears.

She wears armor closely resembling your own, but instead of blues, silver, and white. Her armor is black and red, silver replaced with shimmering obsidian as she walks into the evening light. Her eyes flicker gold like your own, she tilts her head at you, "Princess Y/N of Vanaheim. An honor to meet you, truly." She bows with mockery, you immediately despise her.

"What dog is this who speaks to me?"

She grimaces, "Aüla, master of flame, Phoenix of Vanaheim, I am here to bring what stolen jewelry lays upon your neck. What belongs to King Leyondros." She points a sharp nailed finger to your neck, "That, is a house Lavpranthus family heirloom."

"You think I was born yesterday? That incompetent tyrant who dare claim himself as king does not deserve what treasure I possess. He is barely a brother to me now, and you, what business do you serve?"

She smirks, gifting Bucky with a wink as she wiggles her fingers with flame, "He's sent his best out to find your whereabouts since he's exiled you. I just happened to be lucky enough to land on Midgard where wouldn't you know it, here keeps the banished Princess herself. I couldn't be more fortunate." She opens up her palm like a needy child, "Now Y/N, the object I so desire."

"You will die trying."

She holds up a threatening fist of hot flame, "I will be bathed in riches! I will be loved! King Leyondros will welcome his champion with open arms as I present him with the necklace stolen by his traitor sister! With grand tidings of her annihilation!"

You share a dark look with Aüle as you step in front of Bucky, "I do not care to know what bargaining from the beasts of this realm you made to find me. And I certainly do not care for the false promises my brother has warped into your mind, you cannot take my life and you cannot have this necklace."

She calls flame into both hands, "Then I'll take it off your burnt corpse!" She thrusts her hands forward causing a burst of hot orange flames to shoot like dragon fire straight for yourself and Bucky.

Anticipating this action, you create a wall of your own fire that shatters her advances, you turn to the wide eyed brunette, "Bucky forgive me for not handling this sooner. I hadn't realized she was here."

"It's fine." Mumbles Bucky, chest rising and falling with heavy breaths as he stares fearfully at the angry woman spewing fire at you still.

Focused back on Aüla, she suddenly begins creating whips of flame that crack and slash at the air. She throws a whip towards Bucky but you're able to deflect it easily, in retaliation of her advances, you thrust a burst of dusty wind knocking her backwards.

She tumbles across the gravel like a discarded sack of potatoes, jumping gracefully down from the high point of the tracks, you land nearby this hellfire spawn who staggers to her feet. Rubbing the dust from out of her eyes, she coughs, "Foul play Princess, I should have guessed you'd cheap shot."

"You still believe you're leaving here with my necklace?"

Leaving her charcoal stained eyes be, she opens her palms to flame, "Well I certainly don't intend on perishing at your hand. I will get what I came for."

You throw a quizzical look, is she insane? Not wanting to ponder her mental stability, you use the gravel to crawl it up to her knees where it fuses and roots itself into the ground, she flails her arms trying to regain balance. Angered by this, Aüla clenches her fists, tightly hugging them to her chest as she concentrates.

A small orange glow emits from the center of her chest before she screams while opening her arms to the sky and with that her whole body erupts with flame like that of a Phoenix reborn. Tree branches and leaves alike are burnt and singed nearby while her anchor is melted.  Aüla levitates freely now, body a mass of hot flames as she stares furiously down at you with eyes of black charcoal.

"Behold the Phoenix! Now you will obey by law of the one true king!" Fire is thrown like thin arrows towards your face, again, easily deflected into the gravel below.

She chuckles darkly, thrusting a hand of intense flame that causes you to fall backwards across the ground. Pushing yourself up by the pads of your hands, she takes this vulnerable moment to race after Bucky with wings of fire.

Face contorted like a melted candle, her arms open wide as she prepares to embrace Bucky to the flames. Jumping up, you bend your arms, moving them in opposite directions on a linear path to conjure some type of protection. Aüla slams into an enchanted force field of dark blues that sends her flailing backwards like a bursting firework.

Regaining her balance, she levitates, scowling in disgust, "You? Would protect this mortal man?"

Your gaze falls onto Bucky, he's standing there, expression fearful and wide as he looks at you desperately. You take a step forward, "I will."

"But why? He is nothing compared to you, to us, he's simply an insect on a leaf."

"He is someone who has showed me more kindness in the last couple days then some of my own people have in the past hundred years!" You shout furiously before using your magic to paralyze her like you did with Wanda and Vision.

She struggles to move but all efforts are unfruitful, "Do not! Don't. You. Dare!" She screams as you take another fearless step towards her, raising your hands in a beautiful fluid motion, her obsidian irises flash with terror.

"Aüla, Phoenix of Vanaheim, I admire your efforts and valor. But I am not so merciful when my life as been threatened, as someone of these nine realms with some type of authority still. I, Y/N Lavpranthus of Vanaheim, condemn you to die." Your golden eyes flash with a noble flair of judgment while your hands sway like subtle waves on a beach.

"No. No. Nooo..." Her screams are eradicated when a burst of water consumes her entire vessel, she sizzles and smokes as you draw the river water away to reveal nothing but discarded broken armor. She never even noticed you were doing this.

As a plethora of water dissipates into steam from where she once stood, more liquid fills through the cracks in the gravel while you slowly wander over to the dark spot stained onto the center tracks. Kneeling down, you pick up an obsidian gauntlet cracked down the middle curve. "Who was that?" Asks Bucky from behind you.

"One of my brothers scouts. His best fire-bender.." You study the intricate markings that dance like vines around the metalwork, "..a phoenix in human form."

There is a long pause before he asks, "Why are you being hunted Y/N?"

You sigh, head bowed to the earth, "It's a long story."

Bucky frowns down at you, he's not sure what to do, but he knows you're deeply troubled by whatever events have led you to this point. A comforting hand rests upon your shoulder, "You don't have to tell me now. But I think we should go."

Dropping the broken gauntlet onto the dark stained wood, you stand, "Perhaps you're right. Who knows what else lurks in the shadows waiting to pounce. I'd rather not have you injured on my behalf."

Bucky shares a lopsided grin, "Appreciated. Now come on, I know the way home." Directs Bucky as the two of you begin walking down the tracks for wherever he speaks of.

Maybe these people aren't as bad as you'd first thought, unfortunately there are still evils that are desperate to find you. Until that time comes again.

-

Tagged:  @buckylokisimp​ @diegos-butt​ @minigranger​ @bibliophilewednesday​ @holyhumorliteraturelight​ @lilacs-lavender​  @a-girl-who-loves-disney​ @bizarrebibitch​ @starkssnarks​ @vikingqueen28​ @jmstz​ @thehornytitties​ @staygoldsquatchling02​ @cleverzonkwombatsludge​ @mischiefmanaged71​​ @noragracebrewer​   @atomicpersonacheesecake  @thescarlettvvitch @shawnartmendes​

#bucky barnes #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes x y/n #the winter soldier #the winter soldier x you #the winter soldier x y/n #the winter soldier x reader #fanfiction #fanfic #bucky barnes fanfiction #series #bucky barnes series #my work

[sadboyclown]

Potter: I know you snuck out last night with these two nuckleheads, Radar.

Hawkeye & Beej: Play dumb!

Radar: Who's Radar sir?

Hawkeye & Beej: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

#m*a*s*h #incorrect quotes #beej & hawk were probably gonna do something stupid and Radar saw a dog or some shit and wanted to see where this shit was going #lil bean prolly just wanted to be included in family crime time at 3am #hawkeye pierce #bj hunnicutt #radar o'reilly

[mitchumsstinkums]

Best names I've seen in a random freelance team.

#southern squad #splatoon 3 #salmon run #freelance #marooners bay #grum #beaver #sasspossum #nucklehead

[ilivelikeimtrying]

The more I read about it and the more I see art and comics for it on Tumblr and Pinterest, the more I tell myself "They should have made that spin off Tangled series about Varian".

Like, hey Disney, R U serious? I would have paid to see what those nuckleheads could come up with for our boy.

Like, Tangled was chill and all, but a series for Varian, with all new adventures, a brand new cast, brand new characters, brand new villians, a whole new secret(s) to unravel and seeing familiar faces here and there would have been amazing to watch, but Disney had to pass it up.

Though, I'm not suprised.

It wouldn't be the first time Dinsey couldn't see potential.

#tts varian #tts #tangled the series #varian #varian and the seven kingdoms #like #hey Disney! #make it happen #also hey guys #I'm feeling a bit better today but I still have a headache #and I still feel pukish #but I'm alright #also #I'm kinda getting into the whole Hugo and Varian thing #no lie they're cute as a ship #if only disney #if only

[daily-mienfoo]

(( The nature trio’s response to this post. They seem to like the attention…. somewhat.

Landorus: *blows kisses*

Thundurus: *eye rolls* *sighs*

Tornadus: *bashful blushing*  “N-nii-chan(Landorus) … please stop that…!”))

#aww #glad that you liked them x3 #that give me a bit more confidence #tornadus is a bit of a tsundere >:3 #i swear if i make a daily pokeblog of these nuckleheads... #landorus #thundurus #tornadus #ooc post

[mareliini]

of Tangled and Corona and fictional maps

lads i just got up with pure spite bc my morning eyes fell into this post and to yet another “official” map and I want to talk about this. Listen. A couple of friends and I are going semi-feral over maps plastered in tts so it’s time to share that small collection and also yell. Presented below

1. Strategy room map

(ignore the fact the screencap is from rapunzeltopia. It doesn’t matter, only the rock placement is different and also nonexistent in the real map. I couldn’t bother my ass to go find a pic of the real map from s1 bc Fred always stands on the way and it doesn’t matter)

Immediate notes: Corona is positioned on a peninsula. There’s no way to tell the scale of the map but it appears to be rough topography map (argument point: mountains are drawn and not showed like they usually would but I’m a bitch and will ignore than in favour of ranting about that weird worm formation on north). (Seriously what’s up with that weird formation what could it be)

North of the country appears to be quite flat and near the ocean level while south of the country is higher ground (this at least pairs up with the “official” map which i will talk about later).

Wall... sure exists, but its placement in relation to sunflower spot and corona main city baffles me.

Sea monster status: hiding behind too fancy north arrow

2. Varian’s map

(screencapped and very fervently edited in ms paint by your’s truly. It’s missing some bits and pieces but also I’m not redoing it)

Immediate notes: starts the long line of “Varian appearing with some funky perspective map please learn to draw them like a sane person would” nightmare maps, yet somehow still the most accurate description of the country.

The peninsula shape is WILDY different from the strategy room map and they each have different river and lake formations. Peninsula here appears a lot smaller and shorter, and while we see some resemblance for scaling in the border, there’s no explanation for it still. Waterfall visible in some other maps is further south here and whole country seems to be more or less mountain/hill area.

Corona might have some map tradition of drawing maps only relevant for certain areas (Old Corona has given lots of detail here down to the field placements compared to other villages or to the capital which leads me to think other places might do the same). By style it tries to emulate old timey maps which is fine, bc they were all more or less mind maps.

Wall: has towers now

Sea monster status: it apparently exists but I cut it out (friend pointed out)

3. Movie map and book map

(Book map pic credit at the link at the very start of this hellshow of a post) I’m putting these two together bc from the bunch, they resemble each others the most (and are also only maps not shown in the series). Movie credit map seems to be almost identical for book map, just zoomed in.

Immediate notes: this is? drawn by Eugene? (I said and rewatched s2e3 which revealed man can’t draw shit but still) We have a scale now but un-fUCKING-FORTUNATELY it tells us shit. We can always assume that 0 ---- Kilometres means ---- is 1km, but there’s really no way telling that and thus I sadly have to ignore it. It’s also a mind map yet again, does corona...... does corona have any real geographers? no?

Capital placement differs from show maps and so does the peninsula shape, again. Unlike previous maps where landmass kept growing north, here it caps off, indicating even longer peninsula Corona is only a part of. South part of the country appears to be high cliffs while north part has fields and villages, which pairs with strategy room topography map, but could also just be weird perspective. Nothing’s so far explaining the worm formation.

Waterfall I pointed out in previous map actually factoid error, it is here in the same mountain area too. The out-of-the-country bridge is further south compared to varian’s map, but Old corona has still weirdly got lots of focus (ya telling me this bitch ass country got only two bigger towns??). Movie&book map has other, mostly movie related details not relevant and thus not visible in show maps, which saddens me a bit bc hey........ maps.... should be equal..... show us the dam in other maps too you cowards...

Wall: doesnt run from sea to sea, has towers

Sea monster status: definitely there

4. Spire map

Lord forgive me from ever trying to screencap this monster. Whoever did this should be both publicly shamed and fired from making any more maps, I have no words. Friend yelled in chat when I showed this. It’s a spawn of satan and not in a wholesome blue exorcist way.

Immediate notes: Burn it. There’s no north arrow, but based on Capital’s position north is either up or up-left corner (depending on which maps we go by). Neither of those position saves this map from the fact that thERE IS NO LANDMASS IN SOUTH OF CORONA THAT COULD FIT ALL OF THIS. IT’S A PENINSULA. THE WHOLE TIP OF PENINSULA IS CORONA. FUCK OFF-

Wall: Schrödinger's wall at this point

Sea monster status: finally defeated, like my sanity

5. Strategy map vol2

for some reason they had time to place down individual trees yet there’s no fields and also the river is all wrong when compared to reality.

Immediate notes: a clear example of really zoomed in map, the whole portion of the country between capital and old corona is skipped and that’s fine. North arrow comparable with previous show maps but not with movie&book map so it feels like they exist in entirely different universe where whole continent is slightly sifted to north-east.

I’d want to believe this maps gives more accurate reading to Old corona than Varian’s map, giving it’s nature, but it also does.... have the river all wrong and it drives me so mad.

Wall: is there

Sea monster status: left

- Bonus map for the geologists *blows kiss*

I am so sorry but they just bullshitted that particular group project there is no way, listen. I appreciate the effort clearly done here in cataloguing rock placements in what appears to be Old corona but a) they are facing south (Capital is always to the west and can be seen in the bg here) and you’re making pure assumptions based on how they are behaving on the very edges of your east border there and b) thAT PARTICULAR PIECE OF PAPER, LISTEN, that particular piece of paper is positioned smack under Old corona and it’s tunnel system yet you nuckleheads somehow think it’s comparable for the island’s tunnel system oN THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR COUNTRY CAN YOU EVER STOP TO THINK-

--

I do have the map of s2 places but given how shitass of a map it is I chose not to include it here. It makes me so angry. Not quite as angry as the Spire map but it’s up there and I do not want to think about it. Also I don’t think it was even meant to be accurate or show any real continents so looking at it would give u nothing.

#tangled the series #tts #rta #omat paskat #I will keep you posted on new map discoveries but seeing how we're in s2 I'm not holding my breath #tangled #for friend's blocklist ur welcome also keep liveblogging it to me #i know you wont see that tag but still i enjoy it

[ramenandchill]

Naruto headcannons

What piercings the Konoha 11 would each get.

Shino- Shino is so quiet but it’s always the quiet ones you need to watch out for lmao. I feel like he would probably have an eyebrow piercing or none at all. I feel like he would think that piercings are wayyyy to extreme.

Hinata- dudeeeeee Hinata would probably be that one shy girl who has nipple piercings or something. Like she probably got it because she thought Naruto would think it was cute (and he does). I don’t think she would get it anywhere besides there.

Kiba- OML Kiba would prolly have a tongue piercing and and eyebrow. Like he would make sure to make it noticeable so people could complement him on it. Like he would purposely stick his tongue out so people could be like “KiBA, DiD YoU gEt A TonGuE piErciNg???” And he would be like “👅👅👅 YETh”. Andddd he got a secret pepe piercing on a dare from Naruto and Choji and then he totally did it. The only issue is the Akamaru would probably destroy his eyebrow piercing when he jumped up on him.

Ino- Ino pig would get a belly button piercing, FOR SURE. she would probably be like, “hey billard Brow! Look at my new sexy piercing!” Talking to Sakura. But she would definitely start wearing crop tops a lot more and I also think she would probably get her second piercing and 3rd. Just to be cute.

Choji- Choji wouldn’t have any piercings. I feel like he would just be chill and that’s it. Like he would be seeing all his friends get piercing and just be like “Nah fam, I’ll sit this one out.” But if he really wanted to get one, it would be an eyebrow or nose stud.

Shikamaru- he would probably get 2nds and a helix. that’s about it. He only wanted seconds because he probably likes earings a lot. (I mean have you seen the one he wears already they look cute on him)🗿 he wanted a helix cuz Temari said it would look nice on him. So he was like “what A DraG.” And then got it anyway.

Naruto- the number one unpredictable nucklehead ninja would be into all sorts of things. Seeing Hinatas nipple piercings, he would be like, “Yoooo, that’s fye asf.” And then prolly get a tongue and belly button. And then he’ll get his one nipple to see how it feels lmao.

Sakura- Sakura-Chan would probably get her industrial done. She would definitely get a belly button and then show off to Ino and be like “Ino pig! Look, I got an even sexier belly button piercing!” And then she would get her 2nds for sure.

Neji- Neji would be like “I dOnt SeE hOw YaLl cOulD gEt piErciNgS likE ThaT” and then go and get his first and 2nds done. After that, tenten and Lee would make him get his eyebrows done, and he’ll be like “nO” at first but then he’ll give in. But he’s not extreme so he wont get a bunch of things.

Lee- Omg my child Lee would probably get a nose, an eyebrow, and a helix. He would be like “Don’t judge me by my bowl cut.” And then defy all the stereotypes of people with bowl cuts. And then Gai- sensei would probably be like, “😢 omg LEE YOUR PIERCINGS LOOK BEAUTIFUL😢” and then him and Lee would hug and Neji and ten ten would be like “bruh what”

Tenten- the weapons specialist would look so cool with piercings. Like she would def have a stud on her nose for sure. Then she would have an eyebrow and even snake bites. She would look so pretty. But she would either be the type to be more conservative and only get her 2nds and an eyebrow or get a bunch of other things. And then Lee is cheering her on in the background.

#naruto-headcanons #naruto #konoha #konoha 11 #shonen #anime #piercings

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

In Loving Memory

Well, it looks like 2018 isn’t done killing our childhood yet. Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of Spongebob Squarepants, the cartoon and character, died today.

This is a tribute to a man who made Cartoon History with a Sponge who lives in a Pineapple under the sea.

*Ness, Lucas, and Meggy are cornered against the wall by Bowser and his enslaved Smashers, including King Dedede*

Ness: What just happened Lucas?

Lucas: Bowser cheated.

Bowser: Cheated!? Hold on there fatso! *Dedede sheathes his hammer that he was about to smash the kids with* Oh grow up! What, you think this is a game of Mario Kart? You never had a chance to defeat me fool! And do you know why?!

Lucas: Because you cheated?

Bowser: ... NO! Not because I cheated! Because I’m an evil genius! And you’re just a kid! A stupid kid!

*Bowser begins to laugh and the rest of the enslaved Smashers begin to laugh like robots with him*

Lucas: I guess you’re right Bowser. I am just a kid.

Bowser: Of course I’m right. Okay Dedede time to kill-

Lucas: And you know? I’ve been through a lot in the past six days, six minutes, twenty seven and a half seconds. And if I’ve learned anything during that time, it’s that you are, who you are.

Bowser: Yeah... that’s great. Okay Dede-

Lucas: And no amount of Inkling Magic, *he gestures to Meggy who looks guilty* managerial promotion, *he points at Mario who is still frozen* or some other third thing, will ever make me more than what I really am inside. A kid!

Bowser: Yeah that’s great, now get back against the wall.

Lucas: But that’s okay!

Bowser: Huh?

Lucas: Cause I made it to EA Games! I beat the Fortnite! And I brought the Game of the Year Award back!

Bowser: Alright! We get the point!

Lucas: So yeah I’m a kid. *the lights go off and smoke begins to fill the room* And I’m also a goofball! *A spotlight begins to shine on him* And a wingnut! And a nucklehead mcspazatron! 

Bowser, beginning to get scared: Woah, uh, what’s going on here?

Lucas: But most of all... I’m...

Bowser: Okay settle down.

Lucas: I’m....

Bowser, now sweating bullets: Take it easy!

Lucas: I’mmmmm....

Bowser: WHAT THE TOADSTOOL!?

*there’s an explosion blasting him away*

Lucas, rock and roll voice with epic sunglasses on: I’M A GOOFY GOOBER!

ROCK!

#incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #Lucas #Bowser #Ness #Inkling #Inkling Girl #Meggy #Mario #Earthbound #Splatoon #Super Mario #source: Spongebob Squarepants #Stephen Hillenburg