Soap, upon realizing something obvious: God, why am I so stupid?
Price: Do you want answers 1-50 or 50-100?
Soap:...
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Noir and Peter : [rambling for 20 minutes about realities and their PowerPoint to rescue Miles plan.]
*Everyone is staring blankly.*
Màiri, whispering: …Anyone else following this?
Hobie: Just nod yer head and wait for the punchline.
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Don: Okay, truth or dare?
Charlie: Truth
Don: How many hours have you slept this week?
Charlie:
Charlie: ...Dare
Don: Go to bed.
Charlie: I don’t like this game.
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Jim *realizing something that was quite obvious*: God, why am I so stupid?
Bones: Do you want answers 1-50 or 50-100?
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Larry: puts trouser strings in his pockets
Charlie: That's where you keep your schmeat
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Charlie: You know what really gets my goat?
Larry: El Chupacabra?
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Charlie: Remember these three words: don't argue.
Larry: But that's two words
Charlie: You're starting already
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Loki: thor, he hated me
Thor: well you did denounce the entirety of his theory
Loki, scoffing: i merely pointed out the flaws in his research, which he chose to ignore
Thor: you stood up in a room full of people and said he was a big fat cheater
Loki: now you’re just exaggerating, that room was barely half-full
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Jane Campbell: There is nothing wrong with my driving.
Christine Nairn: So the chorus of car horns that follows in your wake ... what is that? A spontaneous phenomenon?
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Joe: Harry, I'm going to give you the same advice that I've given to all of the geniuses I know.
Harry: Which is?
Joe: Don't be an idiot.
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Cisco: [rambling about the multiverse]
Ralph: Anyone else following this?
Joe: You just nod your head and wait for the punchline.
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Slav: [rambling about realities]
Sam: Anyone else following this?
Shiro: You just nod your head and wait for the punchline.
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Young! Tregear, angry at Taro: I can't believe it! Right in the middle of my lecture!
Taro: Tregear, I'm just as embarrassed as you are.
Tregear: You were snoring!
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Don: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Charlie: Alright, what's 30x17?
Don: 47
Charlie: That's not even close.
Don: But it was fast.
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Retsuko: Low-key and memorable aren't mutually exclusive. You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza in a Laundromat.
Mama Retsuko: Yes. Which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren.
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drarreckyninja’s top 50 ships of Oct 2022 [8. Charry]
Fandom(s): Numb3rs
Ship: Charlie Eppes x Larry Fleinhardt
My Halloween Pic:
incorrect Quote:
Charlie: How did my clothes even catch fire? I bought them because the tag said 'inflammable'!
Larry: Inflammable means flammable...
Charlie: What?! That doesn't even make sense!
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