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daily-crowley · 2 months

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Crowley Of The Day: gorgeous 😍

(I used up all my hashtags that I couldn’t do my usual GO tags that I always do lol I don’t care)

#personal update #I got into Trolls #but I mean really really really into it #new fixation the brainrot is unstoppable #it’s all I think about I’m to the point that I need all Trolls content to survive #all Trolls content HAND IT OVER! merch fanart fics ALL OF IT #I’m so in love with Branch Floyd and John Dory #Rock Zombie Branch is sooooooo #and so I’d Rock Zombie Poppy #I AM THE NUMBER ONE JOHN FORY DEFENDER LEAVE HIM ALONE HE DID NOTHING WRONG AND DOESNT DEAERVE THE HATE HE GETS #I need what Broppy have oh my fucking god it’s so cute the love they have for each other it’s consuming me #and I need more of Branch and Clay those two rule following safety loving nerds would have such a great relationship #DID YOU SEE CLAY FAWNING OVER BRANCH WHEN THEY REUNITED SQUISHING HIS CHEEKS #THATS HIS BABY BROTHER AND HES AS CUTE NOW AS HE WAS WHEN HE WAS A BABY #AND THE ENDING WHEN HE TOLD HIM HE WAS SORRY FOR MISSING HIM GROW UP BUT COULDNT WAIT FOR THWM TO HANG OUT NOW #everyone focuses on Branch and Floyd but I NEED BRANCH AND CLAY #Speaking of Floyd I love him so much. he’s all I think about. that is if I’m not thinking of Branch #John Dory is everything to me? like I’m obsessed with him in a different way. like I said I’ll defend him every single time #BRUUUUUUUCE!!! 💞💞💞💞💞#Trolls 3 is still in cinemas and I’ve literally been going to rewatch it once a week #no joke I’m going again this Wednesday #AND I HAVE THE FILM AT HOME! I have all 3 of them and I watch them every day #I’m telling you the brainrot is unstoppable I am going insane #People apparently don’t like when I talk about any other interest of mine especially Trolls #it’s like I’m almost not allowed to talk about anything other than Good Omens #so since people don’t like me doing permanent posts YOU’RE GETTING IT IN THE TAGS #okay I’m done…. for now.#Crowley #Crowley Of The Day #Good Omens

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miekasa · 2 years

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when your children are still babies, they get so so upset when gojo comes home and doesn’t immediately pick them up. your baby has recently learned that the sound of the front door opening and closing usually signals the return of their father so tonight, when the door opens, your baby’s head perks up. when he finally takes his shoes off and makes his way into the home, he spots his little angel on the couch. “hi baby!” he coos at them with a smile on his face and his hands full with some packages. “let me go put these down and i’ll be right back!” he tries to explain, to which your baby just obliviously smiles at, just happy to see their father and know that he’s giving them attention. but when they realize that he’s leaving their sight and didn’t immediately pick them up… oh have mercy. it becomes a shit storm because who does he think he is?? to not give his baby all his time and attention! gojo comes running back into the living room confused as to why they’re crying but as soon as he picks them up, they stop crying and start giggling. what a dramatic little baby you’ve been blessed with. the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree ig

— doc dad levi anon

SHUT UPPPPP because you know Satoru loves the attention too, they’re a perfect match together bye. All you can do is stand, bemused, as Satoru picks up the baby and almost instantly quells his crying, rocking him back and forth before stretching his arms to hold the kid at eye level with him and cooing, “Oh, I’m sorry my love, I missed you too, soooooo much,” Satoru bends his arms to brush their noses together and grin at the giggles the baby emits, “You missed me too, yeah? Aren’t you the sweetest little thing, missing me like that? So precious.” Satoru covers the baby in kisses and sweet words for nearly five straight minutes and they both love to bask in each other’s attention (you have the videos to prove it).

Something kinda funny tho is… you’re 98% sure your son can tell that Satoru will give into quickest lmfaoo. Your baby cries sometimes when you have to leave him, sure, and can definitely throw a fit when he wants your attention—but he seems to know to cry (or squeal, or babble, or screech) on demand for his sucker of a father. Nanami, Shoko, Megumi, and Yuuta (your on rotation band of baby sitters) have noticed that the kid loves to be held and has no shame gesturing for it—but they’ve never experienced the baby crying when they so much as step away for a moment, unless he’s hungry or needs to be changed. You don’t have the heart to tell Satoru he’s being played tho, so you just let them have their moment <333 (not that it would matter, Satoru can’t stand to see your kid cry in any capacity, so he’d go right back to giving in; plus it’s a win-win in his book anyway: baby stops crying, and he gets cuddles from his son).

(Then again, you think the need and love for attention might just be genetic, because Satoru has cried big tears a handful of times just leaving you and your baby at home for a few hours).

#anonymous #satoru ‘i’m not crying i’m just. really fucking SAD OKAY I MISS THEM!!!!’ gojo #satoru: maybe my eyes are misty!! so what!!! there’s a lady and baby gojo waiting for me at home and i’m HERE! I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!!#can we talk about your lineup of babysitters tho LMFAOO #you have basically a father number 2 (the one u call on the most bc let’s be real. why wouldn’t you) + the kid ADORES him #also you can leave the kid w nanami for like. more than a day shoukd something happen. he’s the best #he’s gentle he’s reliable he’s safe he just. best godfather fr #shoko who the baby is obviously Safe with in the literal medical sense but god she needs a nap more than he does LMFAO #baby seems to like her tho and she’s always like ‘i can’t believe this is /satoru’s/ spawn’#megumi is basically the kids older brother for all intents and purposes and the baby loves him :(#megumi gets the most squishes (see gently smacked with a baby palm) and kisses and megumi just. allows it :((( so cute :(((#yuuta whos always like you..:. are you sure you want ME to babysit? and then is a natural bye #like wdym you got him to eat the steamed cauliflower AND not spill his yogurt AND only have one outfit change?#anon u make me YEARN #gojo x reader #satoru.ask

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shadow0-1 · 6 months

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morning run

#call of duty #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #MWII #CoD MWII #blender renders #Phillip Graves #Philip Graves #Shadow Company #CoD OC #OC: Jax #Jackie Ramirez #Ship: High Places #outfit 'showcase' number 2 #squishing graves' cheeks hRGHREGGRGRGR #jax is the one running skjdgbkjbg graves is just Out

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theunderthecover · 2 years

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A slow-burn Sun-Wukong X Reader fic idea has been stewing around in my head for a while. Without going into too much detail (to prevent this from being 10k+ words), here is the barebones idea:

Sun Wukong has to have a source of income somehow. He has a TV, Personal Lawyer, Video games, Purchases Snacks, etc. So, he (in disguised) gets a job. In being a Monkey King "expert" for hire for any company wanting to create accurate Great Sage Equal to Heaven products or media. In my opinion, it is very in-character.

Reader, who just got a job as Head Director and Writer at a Studio that specializes in Monkey King media (in-universe creators of Monkey Cop and the Monkey King Animated Series). They want to utilize this opportunity to skyrocket their career, which means making this show stand out amongst others.

Then they meet, because Totally-Not Sun Wukong heavily critics Reader's initial scripts and immediately gets on their bad side. They pretty much hate him, but can't do anything because he is the company hired expert. So they decide to be extremely petty, much to Wukong's amusement.

This is full blown One-Sided (on Reader's part) Enemies to Friends to Lovers. How the transition of Enemies to Friends is blurry, but what excites me most is the ideas I have for their Friendship and their Later Romance. It's very sappy and fluffy, Wukong gets all the forehead kisses and soft love that fills the heart till bursting. Its pre-cannon at first, but at some point I want it to dip into canon and eventually become canon-divergent (because I'm a sucker for alternate timelines, it lets you explore characters).

I really expect no one to see or comment on this, it's was not formatted to be in anyway coherent. Just wanted to get at least part of what has been living rent-free in my mind out into the Tumblr sphere.

#lmk fic #sun wukong x reader #left out a lot of specifics #like details of how Reader got the job #or why monkey king needs a lawyer #or even a lot of plans I have to flesh out Monkey King and this version of a Reader-insert as much as possible #they will have several conversations about their immortality/mortality in a way I find would be interesting #its probably gonna happen right in-between the friendship-romance transition #other than that thought tho #bro I just wanna give Sun Wukong forehead kisses and squish his cheeks this fandom has given me a goddamn crush on a Chinese Figure what tH #this fic idea has been me coping with every time I see a cute fan work of this goddamn monkey that makes me go A #I can count the number of actual fictional crushes I've had on one hand and I blame the entire LMK fandom for increasing my short list #this fandom is tiny but holy fuck is it mighty what the heck-

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starswallowingsea · 10 months

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do my man (not you, the redhead)

jaspdfioamsdpfoasd okay

This might be all over the place but I'm just gonna rant about Rinne's character development and how other people see him mostly since I think that is the most interesting way to look at him.

Rinne, as we all know, puts up a facade in front of basically everyone. He's always laughing and scheming about something and makes it fairly obvious to everyone that he's all about causing trouble on purpose. He wants to destroy ES from the inside out, breaking the system that threatens to homogenize idols and take away what he loves about them.

(Cutting a lot of other screenshots due to image limit). The new system is limiting and that's something Rinne explicitly doesn't like. He wants to be loud and angry and be human. This, ultimately, is what motivates him through the entire main story.

Now, during this same time period we're also establishing the basic Bee dynamic. In the first interactions between HiMERU and Rinne we get some back and forth about what they should do and also find out that Rinne knows about Kaname. Maybe not more than the broad strokes (just that the HiMERU in his unit is not the original HiMERU and that the original is out of commission) but he knows there's something going on there. HiMERU does not like this and directly says that anyone who knows about his secret needs to be erased, but Rinne is too important as their leader to erase, so he'll have to leave him be for now.

Rinne is a nuisance to HiMERU but a necessary one. Crazy:B needs to survive in order for HiMERU to make a proper comeback as an idol, and eventually the plan would be to break away (which comes up again in Night Club, which is a whole other post, but Rinne eventually convinces him that being a solo idol would be a bad idea, potentially also thinking about how it would impact Kaname's legacy, though that's just speculation on my end)

Niki we know at this point sees Rinne as a nuisance as well, at least that's how he vocally expresses it. His conversation with Mayoi in Chapter 5 shows that he does know Rinne better than almost anyone and that Rinne is just putting up a front to keep other people away.

Kohaku's view of Rinne is a little harder to pin down right away. Kohaku fights back initially against Rinne's views on the ES idol system, saying he needs to go with it and put aside his arguments for the sake of survival before Rinne shoots that down with his monologue about not being crushed in the gears of the machine and becoming something he hates. Kohaku, of the three other Bees, seems to be the most open and willing to trust Rinne and follow him, likely because he doesn't have as much to lose.

Kohaku is the most willing to accept Rinne's vision of idols as well, willing to get his hands dirty alongside him because that's all he knows (he brings it up a lot in the joint conversations between Crazy:B and Alkaloid). Even if he would rather take the easy route and go with the system, there's no real fun in that. It would be like he never even left home if he just gave up without a fight.

#message in a bottle #nozomiicchii #enstars #ensemble stars #rinne amagi #himeru #kohaku oukawa #niki shiina #niki is mentioned but i dont really focus on him as much cuz the rinniki stuff has been done to death #but himeru and kohaku's relationships w rinne in the main story. stares at them #thats really what this is. early main story meru and kohaku's views of rinne and why #i cut a lot of screenshots for length but i can post them separately if anyone wants to see them #from like. main chapter 47 (rinne and meru stuff mostly there) uhhhh idr the number for the kohaku ones but i have them #ugh. anyway. im not done rereading the main story but kohaku at the end makes me so. wahhhhhhhhhh #you ahve no fucking idea the grip that little pink thing has on me sometimes. i need to squish him #anyway im tired its like 10:30 at night i have to open at work tomorrow so i am going to leave this here.#i might reblog it again or make a new post with later observations as they come up

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blastburnt · 8 months

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feeling like i'm in a slug themed horror again. there's always a dozen slugs outside but tonight.... it's empty....... whats going on.........

#you know when the ocean recedes and it means theres a tsunami coming. thats what it feels like #it's more worrying than that time the numbers literally doubled the night after i accidentally squished one (it survived)#actually that's not true. that was scary to witness. this is just weird #btext

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violence4violence · 2 years

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Oh I'm like. Aplatonic aplatonic huh

#that funny feeling when youre questioning whether or not you fit into a term until it just suddenly *clicks*#and uhhhhhhhhhh yeah that explains alot #all of a sudden i understand why despite being jealous of others having a group of friends they're close with.#ive never felt that level of platonic feelings while in supposedly close knit friend groups of my own #h u h #ive technically had squishes before but i can count the number of times ive felt that attraction on one hand #its like 3 total #i still get a lot out of mutual infodumping. thats something ive decided i truly do enjoy #but other forms of platonic shows of affection mostly fall flat on me #man #time to figure out more boindaries #aplatonic

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playingwithfiyah · 2 years

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So this was... something. Between flight delays - which made me miss pretty much everything save for the actual game itself and part of the opening ceremony - and everything else, what breaks my heart the most is seeing how devastated the players were.

Could we have done better? Yes. Were we still dealt a shitty hand? Absolutely. Seeing the Lyon players rolling around the pitch for no reason at all and just generally wasting time wherever possible wasn't the kind of game I expected. If you're the better team, you'll win even when you're playing fair. There was absolutely no need for that.

I'm still proud of mis reinas. 👏🏻

Visca el Barça avui i sempre!!! ❤️💙❤️💙

#i've also learned that going to a game all by yourself is shit #especially if you barely understand anything anyone around you is saying #i don't speak italian my spanish is bad and my catalan abmissal to non-existent 😭#everytime i didn't understand something in italian ppl assumed i'd get it in spanish 🙈#and the worst part was getting back to the hotel...#the bus was one hour late and then it was so packed that everyone inside got squished and an exorbitant number of fans couldn't even get on #and on the also packed bus on the way to the stadium someone accidentally sprayed pepper spray... fun times #also did i mention i barely had internet access on my phone? cause my request for additional GB didn't go through

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emile-hides · 2 years

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Oh! UH! Koro-sensei… is that how you spell it? Smiling yellow octopus fella that makes you loose your goddam marbles, please and thank you

I could not explain to you the amount I love this octopus, Gabe

He's so incredibly perfect in so many flawed, stupid idiot man ways. He's the perfect shape to shove down the stairs. I want to hold his hand and kiss him softly. I could take him in a fist fight. If I complimented him he'd crumble. He's both incredibly deep and so insanely flat as a character. I would marry him today if I could.

#Thankyou for asking #I could write and essay about the perfection that is Koro-Sensei #He's so insanely flawed in so many acutely human ways which is the entire point #He's one of those characters that just has such a loving look on living and breathing and existing as a human #There's something so soft about a man who sees the beauty in every day #But in such a stupid humble way like #My man reads BL. My man eats on a teacher's salary. My man trips going mach 10 and can't swim #My man screams when he sees a spider and reads magazines in the woods and watched anime for 12 hours straight #He's so incredibly normal but also he can go mach 20 melt bullets and bite through solid steel #I love him so much he's so incredibly funny #He does make me loose my god damn marbles and you're all gonna see it on main because SERIOUSLY #If not for Hero Daybreak Hell's Library he would be my number 1 Blorbo #I could squish him like a water balloon

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justabunchofdragons · 2 years

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feel Bad. uhhhh this isn't good

#well. technically this is tommy but ok ill delete chaoss tag hold on #i want to front more so chaos is going to tell an irl about the system and uhh #it's great! it's cool! just a little stressful #chaos might be splitting again ? we think they split around two years ago now but it might happen again #<- that was when we had a host switch. we think. not fully sure on that one #however . chaos doesn't Want To Leave. which is stressful because we don't know if they will #we is the rest of the system. most of it. some of it. ok it's me kay nyx dee and maddie #so like. a fifth of it. we have like 40 members rn #oh that number is going to grow i won't be surprised if it's 50 by the end of the year #chaos is stupidly tired too. they don't know. i can tell though #so can maddie but the whole situation with her is 1. too complicated to explain here and 2. also stressful #chaos wants the system to be like how it was before when it had like 7 members but it's just impossible to do that #unless they have a crisis at 3am and remake headspace to get rid of all the mountains and squish everyone together in a village #oh headspace used to be a village. that's strange. when did that go?#hm. i had forgotten it but i do remember having a village. i doubt chaos will remember any more than i do though #cc.txt #yep! see i can do this whole host thing

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toastsnaffler · 4 months

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reading ttg is just reminding me that no soulmates trope will EVER beat watashi/ozu... oh your guys are in love? that's cute. mine arent but they meet in every single life to be best friends and annoy the shit out of each other <3

#thats their love language <3 #romantic soulmates never rly does it for me but platonic???? yeaaaagh baby #i think as well im not usually invested in both the characters in the dynamic so it falls a little flat sometimes #but i LOOOOOVE ozu hes one of my blorbos of all time im squishing him like a squeaky dog toy #AND i rly love watashi too i can relate to him a lot. ruminators of the world flipping between superiority complexes + depression unite!!#theyre both flawed in such different ways and it makes their interactions so refreshing to me. its just so genuine!!!#anyway this is a great translation i love their dialogue and the translator rly nailed the tone of watashis internal monologue #i can see why its not for everyone but thats okay its just for meeee :3 #im gonna watch yojouhan time machine blues once i finish it bc ive had it downloaded forever (<- since it released)#but ive been keeping it for when i need an emergency lift of spirits... save me ytmb...... ytmb save me.....#and these last few weeks have been dire so perhaps the time has come..#ykw thinking abt it baru and watashi are actually kinda similar personalities..... or not maybr im insane ❤️#i love the campal type of platonic soulmates too codependency my beloved <3<3<3 #but a little conflict is needed to really seal the deal for me..... WAIIIITTT semi unrelated but i just had a drawing idea. woah #omg if i have energy in the next week i need to make this........no spoilers #sorry to keep circling back around but im rly glad im reading this right now. ttg always gets my attention just when i rly need to hear it #the number of times its fixed me god fucking bless. ok i need to prep some stuff for work + the weekend and then i can go to bed early #woohoooo. these cramps are Killing me #.diaries

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raspberryspace · 6 months

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#how is this not the number one trending song in the world #pipo pipo #serani poji #this song makes me want to squish grapes #Spotify

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bratfiction · 7 months

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18+ CONTENT — MDNI

loser, college!könig… like actual loser who barely knows how to talk to girls. but god, you’re so cute and small compared to him. he can smell your sweet perfume and has definitely, surely noticed how little your skirt is as you sway on your feet next to him, looking up with those glossy eyes of yours.

“what do you want?” oh. he’s as much of a brute as he looks, you’ve come to realize. straight to the point, a bit scary.

his eyes narrow while your mouth falls open but nothing comes out, your eyes are welling with tears and könig feels the need to roll his own while you blubber about how much help you need in the class you two share. you’re the only one that can help me; you sniffle pathetically, hoping it will persuade him into tutoring you in these trying times.

you’re seconds away from falling to your knees and pleading him— luckily you don’t have to because könig is holding out his phone, expecting you to add your number into his contacts. and of course you do while continuing to sniffle and babbling out thank you’s that he chooses to ignore.

“i’ll text you and we’ll figure it out,” he grumbles before leaving you where you stand in the hallway.

if only you knew that you’d end up bent over his desk a month later, curses falling from your lips with every thrust that shakes your entire frame and rattles his stupid PC monitors on his desk. your hands are planted on either side of his keyboard, trying your best not to accidentally slam your palms down on it in a cock-hungry haze.

you’re unsure of how he even managed to bully his way into your cunt in the first place. all you remember is that his head was under your skirt for at least an hour before you got this far, making you all messy with his spit as his fingers worked their magic inside your pretty cunt. “prettiest cunt i’ve ever seen,” könig made sure to tell you, before flattening his tongue in your folds and forcing your hips to grind down.

fuuuck, könig— you whimper tearfully. but at the same time you’re pushing your bum back to meet his thrusts, savoring the feeling of your cheeks being pressed flush against his hips every time as your back arches perfectly. könig squeezes your waist beneath his giant hands, but they end up cupping your tits eventually, squishing and squeezing to make you tremble even more in his hold.

truthfully he doesn’t know what’s come over him. doesn’t know where this sudden ability to pull orgasms out of such a cute dumb girl came from, especially with his limited but very valuable experience. however he does know that your cunt is heavenly and the way it squeezes him is better than any fleshlight he’s ever had, admittedly. enough to have him seeing white and throw his head back with a breathy groan every few seconds. he thinks he needs it every day.

you’ll be lucky if he lets you leave his dorm after this.

— want more loser, college! könig?

#⌨️.kit's writing #🤍.COD #🤍.loser!könig #könig smut #konig smut #cod smut #cod mw2 smut #cod mwii smut #call of duty smut

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vote2 · 9 months

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