#nvm i’ve forgotten what i meant to say the point is i’m sorry if you’re seeing anything i post tonight i hope your day improves

[notably-rainbow]

did anyone else randomly go through a phase in middle school where you mentally only referred to yourself with the royal we pronouns or was that just me being stupid again

#like i’d literally be thinking and say oh we have to get more lined paper or something #now that i think about it maybe i should’ve found out some things about myself sooner #i don’t think i did this bc she her pronouns yucky but maybe??? why did i do this???? #honestly i try not to remember middle school those were trying times #the random blacking out definitely helped #i do sometimes still worry about what i said in those times but oh well #i’m sorry to everyone who sees me on their dash tonight idek why i’m acting like this i’m simply feeling a type of way #i spent thirty minutes thinking about if i could fit under my bed and so i made a fort and hung out there so you know somethings up #is #wait i keep getting distracted the suggested tags are hilarious wtf #is this becau #nvm i’ve forgotten what i meant to say the point is i’m sorry if you’re seeing anything i post tonight i hope your day improves

[av-ryan]

TEXTS; AV & SLOAN

JULY

AV Ryan

How’s it going aaaalll the way over there in the sub dorms?

Sloan Ryan

its one building over

AV Ryan

You’re right. It’s just weird that you’re in a different building when the rest of us are over here. Seriously though, how’s it going?

Sloan Ryan

I'm actually in town with Roe right now

AV Ryan

Jealous. What are you guys getting into?

Sloan Ryan

well I was getting into sitting my ass down for the afternoon but Steph went to the bookstore

Roe is picking out food for dinner right now

AV Ryan

Sucks to be you. But at least you’re getting in time with Roe

Sloan Ryan

yeah it’s nice did you unpack?

AV Ryan

If you mean emptying the contents of my two trash bag into my drawers then yes. How’s it splitting the closet? Is the room big enough?

Sloan Ryan

[ backdated ] the room is big enough, the closet is not I can’t believe you’re still living out of trash bags nvm I can actually

[ this morning ] You are an insensitive TOOL. That was a highly unnecessary stunt and you knew full well what was going to happen. Jerk. —Sierra

AV Ryan

Si-Si, I knew I'd be hearing from you sooner or later. I just wanted us all to hang, is that such a crime?

Sloan Ryan

[ read ]

AV Ryan

Lemme know when Sloan is back

Sloan Ryan

you’re all idiots

AV Ryan

Should I have triggered Si out on purpose? No. Do I regret what I did? Also no.

Sloan Ryan

was the strip club any good?

AV Ryan

I'm guessing you didn't remember any of it? We had some laughs. And I don't care what anyone else says, I definitely didn't cry.

Sloan Ryan

why are you always crying?

AV Ryan

My therapist says it's a sign of strength not weakness.

Plus the dancers were rude AF

Sloan Ryan

your therapist is right someone rip you off?

AV Ryan

No, they wouldn't listen to me. And I'm not one to shit on customer service or sex workers, but I'm pretty sure in this instance the customer is always right

Sloan Ryan

customer is always right is a myth what in the hell did you do to the strippers??

AV Ryan

I was just trying to talk to them

Sloan Ryan

I thought you’re jus suppose to quietly appreciate and generously tip when it came to strippers

AV Ryan

That's hella boring. Tits don't mean anything without a brain

Sloan Ryan

brainless tits are beautiful you’re so weird

AV Ryan

The brain is way more beautiful than any other organ.

Sloan Ryan

brain matter is like soupy jello

I like boobs

AV Ryan

So why didn’t you want to go to the strip club then?

Sloan Ryan

thats too many boob

I dunno I'm jus trying to keep things calm right now

bars and loud music doesn't do that

AV RyanBOT — 07/16/2021

Okay, point taken.

Sloan Ryan

Roe said we had a good time

so I guess that gets you off the hook

AV Ryan

Yeah well that’s all I wanted

Sloan Ryan

yeah I know Mints ain't upset so, it's okay

AV Ryan

And we're not going to the strip club anymore so we don't have to worry about that anymore

Sloan Ryan

cool I mean yall should still go if you want to, you don't have to worry about me

AV Ryan

I'm not worried about you, I just wanted to chill.

Sloan Ryan

I mean, about not being involved I don’t want to stop any of you from doing things because I can’t sometimes don’t want to but it’s just the strippers you don’t like anymore huh?

AV Ryan

Logically I know that but, you know. Yeah they can suck my pinky

Sloan Ryan

bet they'd love to $$

Sloan Ryan

lost an hour a bounce house today smh

AV Ryan

I was wondering why you were so late. Was it Summer or Sunday?

Sloan Ryan

I dunno, I just checked the journal and Sierra left a note and about not going to beach without sunblock

so maybe not the whole hour if she doubled back too

AV Ryan

Sierra really be looking out for y’all huh?

Sloan Ryan

like it’s her job I saw her text to you the other morning

she’s gonna fight you one day

AV Ryan

I will fight Simon but I will not fight Sierra, I'm pretty sure she would kick my ass

Sloan Ryan

I think all of us could kick your ass

AV Ryan

Have all of you forgotten I've got actual combat training?

Sloan Ryan

(ง'̀-'́)ง

AV Ryan

I'm already fighting Roe today, wait in line

Sloan Ryan

yeah I saw about that you need some moral support?

AV Ryan

Always.

Sloan Ryan

I'll be there but don't hurt them yeah?

AV Ryan

I won't hurt them too bad

Sloan Ryan

you already have their lock screen picked out?

AV Ryan

A picture of me of course

Sloan Ryan

oh of course, obviously

dunno what I was thinking

AV Ryan

I'm taking selfies as we speak.

I think this is the winner

Sloan Ryan

it’s blurry

perfect

AV Ryan

My thoughts exactly

Sloan Ryan

where is this match happening?

AV Ryan

School gym before the bbq event

Sloan Ryan

got it did you sign up for that?

AV Ryan

No. I was honestly gonna just show up for the food

Sloan Ryan

you can go and mingle, hijack a perfect match

AV Ryan

Wouldn’t that be some shit

Sloan Ryan

I'm sure you could pull it off all that personality you got

AV Ryan

Now it’s too bad I don’t have the energy

Sloan Ryan

I hear that you feeling okay?

AV Ryan

Just contemplating if I want to take a night shower tonight or a morning shower tomorrow. You?

Sloan Ryan

you should go for the night shower so you can feel clean in bed its been a quiet day and Elisa just got

but also just as long as you shower, whenever is good?

AV Ryan

I don't think a night shower is going to happen, but thanks

Sloan Ryan

what if I came and sat and talked with you while you shower? I'm on the way to the airport with Roe right now to get Elisa but, after we get her settled?

AV Ryan

[backdated] Yeah okay

Sloan Ryan

cool I'll tell you when I'm on my way

AV Ryan

Cool

AV Ryan

Missing us yet?

Sloan Ryan

nope

AV Ryan

love you too

AV Ryan

No but seriously how you doing?

Sloan Ryan

i'm good, promise just about to finish my first 22 hour print

I will be spamming everyone the results

AV Ryan

What’s the first thing you made? I’m pretty sure you put it in the group chat but I forgot

Sloan Ryan

shit sorry, I’ve been gone all day no worries, it didn’t. this was the first thing, to test it

AV Ryan

That’s pretty fucking cool, does it actually work?

Sloan Ryan

yeah it do its big af and basically useless but cool right? the next thing I made was the slug we was all talking about. it’s a fidget thing

AV Ryan

Yeah that’s fucking cool

Sloan Ryan

i love this printer you think the school will let it claim me?

AV Ryan

I don't think so, plus it doesn't have tits so

Sloan Ryan

points were made

Sloan Ryan

I'm fucking bored. When u shitheads coming back?

AV Ryan

Sunday. Think you can wait till then?

Sloan Ryan

I sure tf can but I'm gonna go numb if all we do is watch shit print I might smash that thing

AV Ryan

You know they’ll just buy another one. Just take a break from it.

Sloan Ryan

Oh I unplugged it Printing shit 24/7 gtfo

AV Ryan

You could probably get them something for you

Sloan Ryan

fuck that, I don’t need no plastic shit

[ current ] can you tell Mint I’m sorry? bet I’m blocked

AV Ryan

I bet you're not blocked.

Sloan Ryan

tomorrow I'll check, before y'all come home today I have a headache you having a good time?

AV Ryan

He didn't do anything too ridiculous did he? It was a good time, yeah

AUGUST

Sloan Ryan

shoved the printer in the closet but he picked up my meds

AV Ryan

He almost smashed it. The dick does have a heart, I knew it

Sloan Ryan

yeah I saw that

It’s cool though, I jus had to plug it back in

AV Ryan

So no harm no foul?

Sloan Ryan

I guess but I’m knocking on wood right now

AV Ryan

knock knock what are you doing tonight?

Sloan Ryan

nothin really printing and rewatching bionic woman

helped Georgie unpack earlier by help I mean moral support

AV Ryan

I bought donuts. And by bought I mean took some from the cafe. Want some?

Sloan Ryan

hell yeah

Sloan Ryan

for the record, I think you’d look great with long hair

AV Ryan

I knew you thought so. Thanks.

Sloan Ryan

you want me to smuggle out one of her wigs?

AV Ryan

Nah, I stand by what I said, I don't want nothing of hers

Thanks tho

Sloan Ryan

I don’t think she really meant it you know how Sav can be

AV Ryan

It's cool, I was thinking of growing my hair out anyways

Sloan Ryan

ok cool

AV Ryan

Thanks tho

#sloan #texts: sloan