#o s b o u r n e

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU #and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield trilogy #tgwdlm #black friday #lords in black #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #steph lauter #nick lang #matt lang #jeff blim #will branner #lauren lopez #jon matteson #mariah rose faith casillas #joey ritcher #kim whalen #angela giarratana #corey dorris #curt mega

[clownsuu]

Wally talks to his dad about his love life

Home I feel is a really good listener (maybe a little too good since he eavesdrops a lot on accident- very observant of his surroundings)

cw minor obsessive/possessive behavior on first photo under cut

I remember I freaked out years ago when I found out some bugs, specially some spiders, have lil beaned peets

#I will never get over that fact it’s the cutest thing ever #I think that’s what cured me from my fear of spiders LMAOOO #That and djmm #B e a n s #Welcome home #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #welcome home home #howdy pillar #wally darling #wallypillar #howdydarling #funfact I was gunna draw some ship stuff for mob au with these two #Bbbbbut u h h h h h h #Every single time I ask anything relationship wise with mob howdy and Wally it’s like- #R e a l l y a b u s i v e JDHFHHDJDJDJ #I had a fic where I asked if howdy was married and he depressively said yeah #And I was like “why u so sad dawg isn’t married life supposed to be good specially with someone so powerful” #And he’s like “yeah but I’m just seen as another object- if anything the torture got worse afterwards-“ #And I was like o h #And I ran away with him LMAOO #But then later we got caught by Wally and Wally killed me rip JDHDHDDH #In “canon” mob Wally marrying someone who is a part of the “mob family” he would treat mostly gently #However when it comes to howdy he would still use him as a punching bag #Howdy rarely gets any sleep- and to then be bound by the boss? Who never sleeps and is incapable of doing so? W h a c k #Another funfact #Since Wally can’t sleep he would stare at his (current/possible) partner while they sleep #Very awkward

[csyakult]

✻ ⌣ 🦦 ˚ 𖤛

#࿐ ･✻ ◌ #a p h r o d i t e #w e l l k n o w f o r h e l o v e a n d b e a u t y #y o u t o o k m e a n d y o u b a t h e m e i n #y o u r w a t e r s #seulgi #seulgi moodboard #seulgi red velvet #seulgi icons #red velvet #red velvet moodboard #red velvet icons #red velvet layouts #grunge moodboard #edgy moodboard #messy moodboard #random moodboard #moodboard #kpop icons #kpop messy packs #kpop packs #gg icons #ulzzang icons

[deus-ex-mona]

real talk: lxl should continue to explore romance fantasy concepts in their songs. it’s clearly working for them~

#typical prince aesthetics in romeo/julieta and nonfan… and now historical rofan in meoto… #(and there’s also whatever’s going on in tsuki no hime but that has no mv :( sadge) #sorry guys i still have meoto on the brain pls suffer with me~~~~~~~~~ #but mannnnn. i was struck by sudden inspiration for a meoto au a n d #well. ig now i understand why they skipped over the falling in love phase. romance is hardddd #i want to subscribe to the meoto expansion pack p l s i need to know what their deal is~~~~ #bc man. how in the world did they go from complete indifference to promising to stay together forever hello #what happened???????? excuse??????????? #man. m a n. ok i think im done for the night. i hope #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24 #(but if anyone here wants to get into the otome isekai genre in general… i recommend starting off with ✨s u r v i v i n g r o m a n c e✨ #(it’s a great story and it’s still modernised enough to ease into the genre. and after that…) #(you can just go for the series with the most interesting premise/prettiest art/both tbh) #(though i personally recommend ✨the perks of being an s class heroine✨ ✨the villainess’s stationery shop✨ for milder content) #(and there’s also some series with both isekai and regression.) #(like they isekai after their 1st life in 20xx-> live out their 2nd life in the fantasy world -> regress to a point in their 2nd life) #(for that type i kinda like ✨i shall master this family✨ though ngl i’m mostly reading it bc i think the aunt is very pretty) #(a nd there’s the occasional modern regression story but that’s pretty soap drama-esque and the one i read got ridiculous at times lmao) #(but ofc the ones with less romance focus are fun too~~~~ like stories with multiple isekai-ed people for one) #(b u t i digress i think i’ll stop here before i lose the plot any longer ahaha~~~~)

[6loodlvstt]

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[lillonvia]

— happy new year, from your dearest lili.

first off, i want to thank all of you guys for making my 2023 such an incredible rollercoaster !! ure all v silly n fun n adorable i js wanna grrRRAAA SMOTHERS ALL OF U WITH AFFECTION TAKE MY FUCKINH LOVE RAAAAHHHH 👹 I LOVE INTERACTING W ALL OF U IT ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE N GIGGLE LIKE AN IDIOT HEHEHEJFN 🤭🤭 

@idyllic-affections ꒱꒱ ADDIII MY ELDRITCH DEITY N LITTLE SIBLINGGGG 🥺🥺💕💘💖💖💗💘💘💕💝💗💝💖💘💖🩷💘💗 u were my v first moot on this site n ill never forget the fun convos n memories we’ve made over the months <33 ure v dear to me n i herkehehdbd *vibrating uncontrollably* I LOVEEE talking w u n DONT U DARE APOLOGIZE FOR REPLYING LATE RRRRRR 👹👹 /lh ur works always leave me feeling delulu n giddy n i end up imagining different scenarios w certain character nd AAADJFKFKFB I LOVE U SM WAAA

@soleillunne ꒱꒱ ALYYYYY !!! LYSSA !!! UUUU HI BELOVEDDDD MWAHH 😍🥰 i dont feel like weve been talking a lot bUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY, IM ALWAYS WILLING TO WAIT FOR U UWAAA ure soso precious to me n i js wan give u A BIG KITH N HUGGIE bc i love u vm n u deserve it !!!! 🫶🫶 i hate the fact ure stressed w education n i wish i cld do more for u to help u feel better :((( but if ure ever in need of some form of comfort my discords always open for u n ill do my best for u <33 💖💕🩷💝💘

@fatuismooches ꒱꒱ SMOOCHES MY LOVE HI HELLO !!! ure so fun to be around N NOT TO MENTION URE ALSO ONE OF THE SWEETEST PPL IVE EVER MET WAAAA 😩 i had so much fun when we were both brainrotting so hard abt our dragon otter neuvie EHEHHEHR I WAS SOOO GIDDY THAT TIME BC NOT ONLY BC IT WAS NEUVIE BUT ALSO BC IT WAS U I WAS TALKING TO !!!!! 🥹🥹 YIPPEEEEE

@areislol ꒱꒱ REIREI MY CONFETTI CREEPER OMG !! m always so happi whenever we talk bc ure SO sweet n adorable n amazing !!! 🫶🫶🫶 i remember feeling shocked when u followed me n dropped by my inbox bc OMG !!! ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITE WRITERS !!! FOLLOWING SILLY LIL ME!!!! UJWJEKRKSJANABA 🤭 

@mondaymelon ꒱꒱ the silliest watermelon to ever watermelon in existence !! interacting w u n seeing the silly things u say never fail to make me laugh BWJERJRKRKIFG m so glad i was able to work up the courage to be moots w u bc lets js say. I DONT REGRET IT 😋😋 ure so lovably unpredictable ND UR ART IS SO NOMNOMNOM DEVOURED N DIGESTED TEEHEEE JSJSKAKAN UUUU i love u 💝💕💕💗

@https-furina ꒱꒱ AAAAAAA FINA FINA FINA !!!!!! UWAAHDHHRHF NSJSJ YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE MY BELOVED POMERANIAN UUUUU RUNS AROUND IN A CIRCLE AROUND U we havent been mootsies for v long BUTBUT OMGG I ALWAYS HAVE THE FUNNEST TIME W U BC UWAAHH URE SO PRECIOUS N ADORABLE AAAAAA !!!! 🥺🥺 i still cant believe we ended up rambling to each other abt liyue hell family for eight hrs straight BUT IM NOT COMPLAINING BC IT FED N SOMEHOW SATIATED MY INNER ND OUTER DELULU 🫶💕💝💗💖🫶💕💝🤭💘 i love talking abt ocs w u HEJEKEJRH UR CHARACTERS R ALWAYS SO INTERESTING ?????? WHAT IS YOUR SECRET ???? /lh I WANNA GROW EVEN CLOSER W U IN 2024 MWAH MWAH LOVE U ALWAYS <333

@umgatochamadopercyval ꒱꒱ CLARACLARACLARA !!!! the cutie patootie sweetheart herself, in the flesh !!! sunshine in human form !! u have such an incredibly kind and beautiful soul UUUUU CRYING SOBBINH /pos I LOVE YOU SM love ur cat too btw JAJAJJAJ IM RLLY HOPING WE CAN INTERACT MORE OFTEN NEXT YEAR UWAAAHHJJH

to all my other moots who didnt make it on the list, M SO SORRYYYY DJJFN I JS NEED TO IMTERACT W U MORE SO I CAN HAVE MORE POSITIVE OPINIONS ABT U 😭 ITS NOTHING TO DO W U GUYS I PROMISE 🙏🙏 but w little conversation we have, i still appreciate each and every one of u 🫶🫶 KITH KITH MWAH once again, thank u sm for such an amazing year !!!! 💕💗💘🩷💝💖💖💕💗💘🫶🩷💝💕🫶

#W H E N I T E L L Y O U A L L I W A S V I B R A T I N G W H E N I W A S W R I T I N G T H I S #the shogun’s familiars.

[evelynnocto]

ultrakill prank speedruns should be considered their own genre of asmr

#Ultrakill #Asmr #Speedrunning #Satisfying #Umai #Scrumptious #Tasty #M e a t y #Juicy #S c r o m b o n g u l a t I n g

[biitchcakes]

TEAM SAD !!! 😭

#omfg peter how dare you #roast them while they're out in the cold and for what #(he's right) #it is the nature of Me that every few months #I return to avengers 2012 #( c o m i c s . ) #( b r u c e b a n n e r . ) #( p e t e r p a r k e r . ) #( c h . s t u d y . )

[keiossance]

So I've been seeing this posts about how Soap and Ghost don't have an official ship name yet.

I had a thought.

I am not sure if anyone had done this already (but maybe some already did)

How about we call it:

MacRiley

Just a thought.

#have not played the game #but saw some moment of these two and thought #ah yes #💕b r o m a n c e💕 #but with ✨️g u n s✨️ #soap x ghost #ghost x soap #soap mactavish #simon riley #call of duty mwii #cod mwii

[historyandmyth]

the XIII-2 soundtrack is literally so catchy tho like what the hell

#i always forget how much i enjoy it #have you guys listened to paradigm shift? #worlds collide? #new bodhum? #plains of eternity? #knight of the goddess is so nostalgic #y o u t h i n k y o u c a n r i d e t h i s c h o c o b o ? #noel and yeul's themes are actually so emotional #every time i rediscover this soundtrack it's like i get a second wind

[deus-ex-mona]

omg happy 10th birthday to inokori sensei

#never forget v f l o w e r ‘s demo song + the fact that ymk illustrated the v3 design #the earliest song i remember being there for lmao (cheers to the og goat ✨d e s c e n t s u b s✨) #idk where i first heard haruki’s name from (never watched hatsukoi no ehon’s mv till honeypre) #but i’ve always called inokori sensei the ‘sensei and haruki song’ ever since i could remember #maybe the og subbing goat put haruki’s name in the eng sub vid’s description? i can’t rem bc it’s been too long agghhhhhhh #but i do remember that the ‘student x model’ thing was in kinyoubi’s eng sub description #which was exactly where my ‘midori was a model?????’ misunderstanding originated from lmao #to think that i didn’t realise that *sena* was the model till kawaiku naritai over 2 years later… #though! with inokori sensei reaching the double digits this year… #this means that it’ll have been 10 years since mdsn first appeared in kinyoubi no ohayou!!!!! #i’ll see y’all for the celebration in july~~~~~~

[vahrutasgrace]

@vigilantdesert liked for a starter!

¯`°¤.¸.¤ ¯`°¤.-- ♕ II "Urbosa. I fear I may pass out..." She stumbled as her words faltered, sweat dripping from the scales of her forehead. Her Lightscale Trident slipped from her fingertips, her grip too weak to continue holding it. The weapon clattered to the floor, drawing the attention of the Gerudo warriors training with her when she started to lose her balance. With her arms outstretched, she tried to catch herself, but it was too late. She crashed to the warm stone floor, her body falling limp as soon as she tumbled to the ground.

Her ears were ringing and everything went black. The only sound she could hear were the worried shouts and sounds of the Gerudo warrior's muffled running as they came to her side, yet she couldn't comprehend anything else happening around her. She couldn't see and couldn't feel her body, yet she knew the hot rays of the sun was unrelentingly burning her scales.

She needed water. Fast.

The desert climate proved too treacherous for a Zora, no matter how powerful or stubborn one was. Perhaps Mipha had overexerted herself. Or perhaps she overestimated just how unforgiving the desert could be for someone used to wetter climates.

But it was that stubbornness that was her undoing. The Gerudo warriors were tough. Strong. The most powerful soldiers outside of Hyrule's army. She wanted to be like them. Like Lady Urbosa. So she thought it best to train with them in an environment she was not used to. She thought that would make her stronger too.

Oh, how wrong she'd been.

#vigilantdesert #{ m i p h a; princess of the z o r a } #{ u r b o s a; gerudo c h a m p i o n } #{ s t a r t e r p o s t } #{ I just wanna see Urbosa hold Mipha in her big strong arms jfkjfkddkl }

[tsunami-gem-guardian]

I present,

A L L B E R A T I O N

#Hey remember when i slapped all the terts on the gaoler and called it A L L G A O L E R #And then Gimmetheprimals made a A L L B A N E S C A L E and A L L V E I L S P U N to match? #no? That was two years ago? yeah. #flight rising #abberation dragon #ask to tag

[beforus-for-real-justice]

my ass is dust.... thanks azdaja

in a fight.

correct?

#ask #mod tyzias #/B/E/ /C/A/R/E/F/U/L/ /W/H/A/T/ /Y/O/U/ /S/A/Y/ #/T/H/E/R/E/ /A/R/E/ /W/I/G/G/L/E/R/S/ /W/A/T/C/H/I/N/G/