#o-md

[jimiscribif]

#i have work to do but tumblr calls #house #boop #house md #gregory house #boop o meter #april fool's day #.my posts

[unofficial-trader-joes]

“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

#this made me think o fthem lol #i was reading oscar wilde quotes for some reason and i sa w this and went hrrmmm #hilson #house md #gregory house #james wilson

[joestarfoundation]

dom female reader headcanons + imagine

your babyboy wakes up every morning, eager to please you. you are his everything, his entire world revolves around you<3 he loves the feeling of submission and the thought of you being in control. It's not just a kink for him, it's a lifestyle

you can see the excitement in his puppy eyes when you enter the room, dressed in your favorite leather outfit. he knows what's coming next, and he can't wait. as you walk towards him, he kneels down in front of you, ready to serve and devour your delicious cunt<3

he loves when you use him for your pleasure. whether it's making him worship your body or using him as a human furniture, he is more than happy to fulfill your desires. he finds joy in knowing that you are satisfied and that he has pleased you<3

one of his favorite things is when you take him shopping for new lingerie. he loves the feeling of you picking out what he will wear, knowing that it's not just for show, but for your pleasure! he takes great pride in wearing what you have chosen for him, and it makes him feel even more submissive:((

he also loves when you take him out in public, holding his leash and showing everyone who is in charge. he loves the feeling of being owned by you, his goddess, and being on display for everyone to see. it makes him feel special and wanted

tell him he's your good little slut and feminize him, although he doesn't accept it, he has fantasized more than once about you dressing him up in pretty, girly outfits. he knows that you would take such good care of him and make him feel beautiful and desired, much more than he already is<3

slap him, peg him, degrade him, ride him, praise him... practically use him

you hummed as you looked for some strap that could break the little naughty whore you had behind you, he had been very whimsy all this time that you were gone

he even touched himself without your permission, you found him in the room you both shared, humping his hand while making a moaning noise like a bitch and he seemed to have forgotten you were right there

"oh my god what did i do, im so sorry mommy..." he sobbed when you heard his voice from inside of the closet

"what is this my babyboy?" you asked while staring at him

he blushed heavily but still tried to find the words, "i uhm... im sorry about earlier, i was really confused and all, it won't happen again i promise-"

"didnt we agreed that if i caught you doing something like this again you would be punished?"

he tried hard to say anything but you didn't give him any chance "well baby, i'm not gonna forgive this..."

he stared at you in fear and he slowly took off your skirt, "so what are you gonna do now?" he asked with big, childish eyes

"do you wanna know what's gonna happen now?" you ask with an evil smile on your face

he nodded nervously while looking down, he didnt understand why you had come here to punish him, all he did was touching himself!:((

"bad boys deserve to be punished and take up in the ass mommy's huge cock"

now, at this moment you had a big dildo tied to your waist, probably one of the biggest ones you had used with him. you tried to close your legs a little and press the base of the fake cock against your crotch to get some stimulation, you imagined that this time it would be like the other times, him lying on his back, with his legs open, your dildo in his ass, and your hands jerking off his neglected cock<33

he loved being dominated by you after all, no woman ever made him feel more wanted and horny than you :3

but now, you couldn't imagine it anymore. he stood there completely naked and scared:(

"baby, just let me put this thing in your butt and i'll leave you alone, it wont hurt much, i promise..."

he shook his head. completely scared and helpless:(((

"just trust me baby... you want mommy to fuck you, don't you?"

the question had been rhetorical, but you knew exactly what he wanted. he stared at you with those huge eyes, shivering from fear and need, "yes please mommy, i-i need you to please me.."

"good boy<33" you whispered and moved closer to him. "close your eyes and wait for mommy to fuck your sweet asshole :3"

he followed your orders like a good boy and he closed his eyes waiting for you to get ready to slide your fake cock into his ass<3

"mhmmm-m-mommy" his cute moans, echoing in the silence of the night, helped you to relax a bit before going through with it

"ready baby?" you asked as you pushed more of the toy towards his hole and started sliding it slowly inside of him

"uhhuh-hhuh-mm-mmm" he answered in a whisper as you continued to slide your big plastic dick in and out of his ass, occasionally stopping to put pressure on the tip of the cock

"your mommy loves how tight you are babyboy~ fuck- could you call me by my name sweetheart?" you asked while pushing the dildo deeper inside of him

"mhmm hmmm- y/n!! y/n baby<3" he moaned in excitement, he was trying his best to make his tiny asshole take more of the giant dildo inside of it, but he was struggling. his cute face was red from embarrassment and lust, you could tell he was really enjoying every second of it though<33

"oh my god mo...mommyyy!! i cant hold it, its coming!" he cried out loudly

the combination of his cries and you slowly moving the dildo in and out of his ass filled the room with soft moaning sounds <33

you finally stopped the slow motion movements and decided to speed up a little bit, slowly slid the big strap inside of him, each inch pushing further inside of him, deeper and deeper until it pressed against his prostate, stimulating him with gentle vibrations until he reached another orgasm:(((

he collapsed onto the floor, breathing heavily while you removed the strap from his ass. you smiled down at him and knelt down to pet his hair, smiling widely at the sight of your babyboy getting pleasure from such things

a minute later he turned around and hugged you tightly, "thanks mommy... i love you so much <3" he said in between kisses on your cheek you smiled, "of course you do baby, i love you too <3" you replied and kissed him passionately on the lips

then, with nothing else left to do you both fell asleep wrapped up in each others arms:)

#mommy k!nk #md/lb #domme mommy #domme reader #dom reader #dom fem reader #sub men #x reader #headcanon #imagine #mommy dom little boy #femdxm #male sub #subby boys #soft fem dom #gentle fdom #fdom #boy sub #subby men #dom mommy #sub puppy #he gets pegged #men gets pegged #reader insert #reader interactive #oc x reader #your character here #imagine your f/o #imagine your favorite character #fuck tumblr

[greghatecrimes]

doing my duty since house is trending! here’s a fan fave promo pic for everyone to enjoy!

#house md #hate crimes md #the picture of all time #s/o to perry i kno this one’s your fave #thirteen with a crossbow!!! #promo pic shenanigans #greg house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #allison cameron #eric foreman #chris taub #remy thirteen hadley #100 #200

[houseswife]

idky but this being chase’s reaction to finding out that cameron wants house has me dead

#like there are so many issues and you decide to fixate on his age 😭😭💀 #I also love that foreman is clambering for gossip he was so silly and giggly in early seasons #house md #robert chase #allison cameron #eric foreman #also #dare I say that chase blowing house’s old-ness out of proportion is related to him viewing him as a father figure #because I know his ‘kissed a 9 y/o and slept with a highschooler’ ahh doesn’t GAF about age gaps

[lilacflowersss]

N loves booping people on Tumblr

Happy April fool's

#boop #boop o meter #april fool's day #murder drones #my art #murderdrones #murder drones n #uzi doorman #murder drones fanart #serial designation n #md n #md uzi doorman

[legallypumpkinn]

I want to find just one person who self ships with Gregory House and fully acknowledges how awful of a partner he would be and then fully embraces it. That would be so fucking funny. If you’re masc, house would call you slurs if you tried to hold his hand in public and he’d pretend to not know you. If you’re one of his uhhh group? His clump? The Foreman clump? Then he’d be even harsher on you. You don’t get special treatment, now go to the patients house and grab a few mice and slices of moldy bread with your bare hands while you’re there. He’d compare you to sex workers and tell you you need to ask them for lessons sucking dick. God forbid you ever talk to Cuddy, he’d call you a traitor and pull an elaborate series of pranks to keep you away from her. He’s still kissing Wilson in the background by the way.

#hate crimes md #house x reader #Gregory house #Greg house #Gregory house x reader #Greg house x reader #I hope this post doesn’t get me blacklisted on house md tumblr whoopsies #self ship #f/o #my txt

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

#hugh laurie #house md #gregory house #It's from bluesky not Twitter wow #post o' mine

[rusty-gloinks]

Badge !

#Murder drones #serial designation n #sd N #Md n #N md #murder drones N #N murder drones #badge #:o) #N BECAUSE IM biased:3

[thankstothe]

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #screencap #s08e16 “Gut Check” #noooo close your mouth u proving his point ooo o o o

[lazybakerart]

House: Wilson - Wilson:

#he already knows what house is going to say and he's tired and h o r n y about it #house md #hilson #obsessed with wilson being the exhausted husband to an insane high maintenance wife #but when the p&^^y is that good like what can you really do you know

[astrothegalaxy]

my first post lol

I like mother mother

#murder drones #mother mother #o my heart #murder drones uzi #murder drones fanart #md fanart #whiteboard fox

[straw-outofthecontext]

Me when I hear a loud sound without warning

#house md #james wilson #i think i need noise cancellers o something #the people look at me like a weird but dude sTOP THROWING THINGS!!! #actually autistic

[marc--chilton]

omegaverse hilson be like. house sees wilson get too chummy with a pretty nurse so he comes up behind him and nuzzles his scruff roughly against the side of wilson's head and purrs, "is it lunchtime yet? your pup's hungry" much to everyone else's horror

#house md #hilson #sorry for being on the omegaverse grindset my brain is just so big right now #the jokes would be SO much worse if they were a/b/o let's be real

[mrgatotortuga]

FOR GODS SAKE I HAVE READ EVERY SINGLE GOOD AND BAD FANFIC OF DR HOUSE IN THIS PLANET- I HAVE READ ALL IN A03, ALL IN TUMBLR AND ALL IN WATTPAD. AND I HAVENT FOUND A SINGLE MALE READER ONE, IM DESPERATE GOSH send help the hyperfixation is driving me mad

#dr house #dr house x reader #gregory house x male reader #gregory house x masc reader #gregory house x reader #gregory house #greg house #my man #greg house x reader #god help me #this man has me in a chokehold #I DONT KNOW WHERE ELSE TO LOOK #dr house md #and i domt want to read fanfics pf pther characters of hes the only thing o can think of #i cant believe hbo took it off #i have to be illegal now #MY MAN BBG

[houseswife]

wilson is like one of those bitches who puts nicotine patches on their partner in their sleep so that they’ll subconsciously crave their presence and associate their time together with the gratification of it. except instead of doing it sneakily, he openly (even reluctantly) exists as the main source of house’s vicodin prescriptions, not only providing him with the high but maintaining this pavlovian dynamic where he actively contributes to house’s pain relief & survival. he’s essentially his lifeline. and for the most part, he doesn’t even do it on purpose!!! because aside from the literal drug connection, that’s what his friendship is to house, too. what bonnie said about how wilson just tries to be a Good and Normal friend but ‘once you’re the subject of all that attention, it’s addictive’. in season 8, he says “I cannot be responsible for the happiness of gregory house.” and then has the audacity to look shocked when foreman replies, “You are responsible, though.” it’s like he’s painfully aware of their fucked up codependency but simply turns his face away from it. he’s even in denial until the very last moment, until it’s not only his upcoming death on the horizon, but the knowledge that they’re both free. I always found his smile after ‘I’m dead, wilson’ a little chilling. because it feels like he knows what that means — the larger, lethal implications of house disregarding any worry about his own future — and only then is he done fighting it.

#sorry if this is incoherent #house md #hilson #house/wilson #james wilson #greg house #gregory house #I can see house doing the nicotine thing fr but I can’t see wilson doing it covertly #simply because he can never keep it quiet when he pulls off a covert little manipulation #he’s too proud of himself #most of the insane boundary-violating things that house has done he’s only done to satiate his own curiosity #but wilson does them specifically for house’s validation #like the antidepressant thing or the healthy eating #he knows house loves it when he’s a manipulative bitch #so he’d never keep it a secret #whereas house has probably violated every law of privacy towards him w/o ever mentioning it #I need to study them under a microscope etc etc #also can you tell that my personal experience is bleeding into this a little bit #I used to give my (prescribed) adderall to druggies for free in high school because it made them like me more 😬 #and I gaslit myself into thinking I was doing them a solid / doing a positive thing #as if I wasn’t just depriving myself of medication that I needed as well as feeding the addiction of unhealthily high-reliant kids #processing my own issues via james wilson meta >> #I’m also now realising that this teeters into the horrors of mortality a little bit more than just doomed old man yaoi #i’m sorry i’ve spent a year in the hannibal fandom I forgor we’re not meant to casually drop references to percieved suicide pacts #between our blorblos