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saphirdevil · 2 years
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little guys doing things ^_^
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beelzebuddy-catan · 2 years
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My headcanons, part 2
Once the brothers went to Disney and Asmo made them wear character inspired outfits everyday
Solomon and Satan play words with friends and scrabble in other languages.
They both cheat.
MC was making fun of a stereotypical white dad ™ and said: y'all ready to rock in roll once
Diavolo says that whenever he leaves a restaurant now.
Satan pronounces places with the dialect/accent of the locals. Much to everyone's chagrin
Mammon stages fake photos like they were taken by random people of himself and Asmo so he can sell them.
Diavolo mispronounces MC's name (no matter how simple) for the first three weeks.
Satan has beautiful penmanship but will purposely write like shit to piss off Lucifer.
Levi sometimes refers to time like the military (e.g. oh-five hundred hours)
MC got bored in class one day and made friendship bracelets for Simeon and Luke.
Mammon moped around the house for a week before MC broke down and made him one.
Levi's alarm is a bougle sound.
He's worse than Belphie at sleeping through it.
To the point Belphie has had to shut off Levi's alarm.
Mammon has red green color blindness and didn't find out until MC showed him one of those numbers pictures and he thought they were joking at first.
MC worked with Solomon to create a sigil that when touched, it blasts any demon you have a pact with back at least ten feet.
MC got it as a tattoo and whenever one of the brothers pisses them off they tap it to send them flying.
Sure they could just make a command, but there's something weirdly satisfying and absolutely hilarious about knocking the avatar of pride on his ass.
Beel once forgot where he parked and straight up just left the car there.
The only reason the car made it back is because Belphie was napping in the backseat when he drove it and Beel didn't notice it.
When the car showed up house, Beel was as confused as Belphie had been waking up with the car in a random parking lot.
Whenever one of the brothers treats MC likes they're stupid because they're human (by what I am referring to as "demonsplaining"), MC reacts like someone would when a child tells a story in a really sarcastic, fascinated way until they stop explaining.
Usually sometimes Belphie doesn't pick up on it and just gets more and more frustrated until he gives up.
Though it's rare for Beel to do it, he genuinely takes time to explain and matches MC's enthusiasm to the point MC can't break it to him they're kidding.
Whenever MC says something stupid or embarrassing (or just doesn't feel like explaining something that is definitely not a normal human thing), they say: "oh that's a human thing".
Barbatos sleeps with his eyes open.
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incorrect-joseimuke · 6 months
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Mammon: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing!
Beelzebub: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza?
Mammon: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.
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luxthestrange · 2 years
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Incorrect quotes #478 Roadtrip Games
Mam: Guess what number I'm thinking about?*Smirks at him*
Beel*Not batting an eyelash even* Mc
Mam: Dammit!
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devildomwriter · 6 months
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xdarkeningkrystals · 1 year
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Look like Asmo is gonna be mad that he didn't even crack the Top 10. Congratulations to Mammoney, though!
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therainningtown · 2 years
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A Mc Who Is Selectively Mute
Selective Mutism: Is A Complex Aniexty Disorder. Making The Person In Certain Or Most Scenarios Mute. Unless In An Environment That Brings Comfort.
Being Dragged Into A Place Of Unfamiliar Origins Can Definitely Causes Stress And Fear. So Staying Quiet In Harsh Environment Seems To Bring Closure. Since You Could Easily Hear If Something Is Approaching You.
But The Brothers Always Wonder Why, Since Most Haven’t Heard Of That Type Of Anxiety Disorder.
Lucifer:
Since He Had To Fill Out Your Form, He Already Knew About Your Situation.
But Thank God, A New Fresh Breath Of Air, Since His Brother Are The Majority Of His Headaches.
Though It Left A Lot Unanswered, Like Why?
Maybe Something Happen Or Just Brain Chemicals For This Harsh System Of Anxiety.
But You Still Communicate Through Text Or Writing, So All Hope Is Not Lost.
And With, You’re Seen As Highly Delicate. A Shy Lamb (Hehe) Who Is With A Pack Of Hungry Wolves.
So Your Punishments, If You Even Get Them. Are Very Tame. (Like Doing A Week Of Everyone’s Dishes Or Just Cleaning Up The Dinning Hall.)
Mammon:
Mammon Kinda Understands, Since Levi Also Has Anxiety.
But To This Extent? Must Be Hard To Live With It.
So He’s Extra Protective, And Also Helps With Communication. Like Ordering Food Or Answering Questions.
I Think He’s A Good Guy But Still Is A Tsundere, And You’re Extra Cute. God Dammit!
Stop Destroying This Mans Heart!
Also You Could Scare The Living Shit Out Of Him.
Levi:
Bruh Same.
He’s The Most Understanding, (I Headcannon That His Case Isn’t As Bad As Most)
So If You And Him Are Both Mute In Certain Situations. (It’s Like Twin Telepathy) You Understand What The Other Is Thinking.
And Great! Now He Rant And Vent About New Events And Ruri-Chan All To You! And Might Ask For You To Cosplay.
But It’s Not Anything! He Just Thought You Could. (since you’re cute)
Satan:
He’s Also Understanding, With His Books Of Human Psychology. He Had A Couple Ideas Of What Could’ve Happened. (Unless You State Why)
So He’s Most Happy To Help With Situations Of High Communications. And Can Help With Panic Attacks.
Though He Could Find It Saddening When You Can’t Reply When He Ask What You Thought Of His Book.
But He Can Wait Until He Becomes Another Place Of Comfort To You.
Asmo:
Aw~ So Cute~ Mc Is Very Quiet And Cute~
But He’s Kinda That You Can’t Say How Much You Love Him. But He Can Complement You!
And He Can Rant About Gossip While You Quietly Listen About How This Succubus Was A Totally Drag!
And Maybe He Can Try Out Some Clothes? Now Shake Your Head To Agree Or Disagree!
Yeah Honestly Red Does Not Match That Well With Yellow…
Beelzbub:
He’s Mostly Quiet, Unless His Stomach Growls Like A Hellhound. But Anyways.
He’ll Give You Time To Get Comfortable And Understand He’s No Threat.
He Also Gives You Food Like Cookies To Make Himself More Vulnerable. (Since To Him, Food Is The Way To Someone’s Heart.)
Beel Is Also A Great Start To Talk With Someone. Since He Can Keep A Secret And Have Zero Judgement.
All In All, Cuddle Bug (Pun Intended) (^.~)☆
Belphegor:
Again Same Homie.
Since He Sleeps Away The Day, He’s Also Quiet But Due To Sleep.
So He Totally Gets It, And Won’t Mind Being Psychically Woken Up By You. Since That’s The Only Way To Wake Him Up For You.
But If Anyone Else (Except Beel) Does, Is Gonna Get A Fist To The Face.
And Now, Mc Pillow Time.
“I Don’t Need My Pillow, I Got You Now” -Belphie 20XX
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msrosemagic · 2 years
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I have a question. What would be the brothers' reaction to MC getting injured? For example they fall down the stairs or they get their hand caught behind the door or something
Mammon: Would immediately get MC a band-aid/ice pack/bandages and not leave their side till he knows for sure MC’s ok. (And would still follow MC around afterwards to be there to protect MC just in case)
Belphie: Wouldn’t look too worried on the outside but would let MC lay on his favorite pillow as they heal up, telling MC they can rest with him for as long as they need to.
Asmo: Wouldn’t let MC leave his room till they’re completely ok. Making an excuse that he can cuddle with MC and heal them. (Which may or may not actually help)
Satan: Would tell MC to be more careful, and brings over his cat friends to maybe distract MC from their injuries as they heal.
Lucifer: Would also tell MC to be careful, while giving them a lecture about not being so clumsy/rushing into danger.
Beel: Would get MC whatever they needed and offers his favorite food that could maybe help make MC feel better.
Levi: Would pretend to not to be as worried but makes sure MC’s ok, letting them watch any Anime or play any game they wanted and sleep in his room if they wanted.
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existingpersons · 24 days
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I did not think i would ever read the phrase "boop pic"
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zephyrchama · 21 days
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Falling asleep in one of the House of Lamentation's common rooms can be a gamble. At best, somebody kindly carries you back to your room and tucks you in. Or maybe they leave you where you were, but drape a jacket or blanket over you.
Sometimes they go overboard, and you wake up with too many blankets. It's sweltering hot and excessively heavy. You thought the brothers were just being supportive in a weird way until Mammon accidentally revealed everyone is trying to break the record of 23 blankets and three duvets.
Sometimes you wake up with a full manicure and facial in progress. Asmo likes the practice.
Sometimes you wake up wearing Lucifer's reading glasses or Mammon's sunglasses. The Anti-Lucifer League must have thought you make a good hiding spot.
Sometimes you wake up with fresh food next to you. Particularly if you fell asleep near mealtime. The strong smell of Devildom cuisine rouses you awake, and you catch Beel trying to tip-toe away.
Sometimes you find... offerings. Bottled tea, or sticker sheets, or a coin placed on your cheek. Levi started taking pictures and in thanks decided to make a shrine dedicated to his idol (you).
Sometimes they draw on your face. The first person to do so will leave a marker for anyone else who happens to feel creative. You've woken up with whiskers, a mustache, fake eyes drawn over your eyelids, money signs drawn on your eyelids, swirls and hearts, a goatee, a big unibrow, and you're pretty sure the twins are the culprits behind a game of tic-tac-toe.
Sometimes you get notes. Simple reminders, or a notice that Lucifer's left the house so please make sure to check that everyone's behaving when you wake up. Occasionally you wake up completely covered in post-its with silly messages.
Sometimes you get kisses. They leave no trace, unless their sender gets carried away and sticks around.
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barbatos-wife · 8 months
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A typical day at Devildom. (It's not my job)
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angelsrcute · 28 days
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I suck his dick, it's big, it's very-very big! ᝰ.ᐟ✮⋆˙
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◟♡ ˒ ʾʾ — who'd make you cockwarm him while he works, the door unlocked, his dick so close to your g-spot but he wouldn't let you move! hands keeping your waist in place as his dick keeps you all stuffed n warm.
“I'll be done soon, sweetheart, you can wait a little more right? So, be a good girl n stop movin’ so much.”
◟♡ ˒ ʾʾ — who'd praise you for sucking him off so good, tears forming at the corner of your eyes as you try not to gag on his huge dick. Guiding your tongue on his dick, gently holding your hair, shooting thick ropes of cum in your mouth.
“God, your mouth feels so good, my sweets. Keep goin’ alright? looking so pretty f’ me.”
◟♡ ˒ ʾʾ — who'd taunt n insult you while you gag on his dick, roughly grabbing your hair and making you take him fully. Your mascara n lipstick all ruined, eyes rollin’ back when he cums in your mouth. :(
“You look like some cheap whore like this, y'know. I bet you're getting wet from me degrading you, hm? As expected.”
◟♡ ˒ ʾʾ — who'd fuck you in a mating press, his big cock stretching your insides, hitting your womb. Pressin’ his hand on your tummy to feel his dick in you, making you whine. Your tummy already full from how much he cums, you definitely can't go for another round.. + he's gonna fuck you till you need a wheelchair.
“It won't fit? Don't worry, darlin’. Gonna make your cunt remember my dick, don't worry! Even if it does forgets, I'll just fuck ya again.”
◟♡ ˒ ʾʾ — who'd fuck you till your dumb n can only think of him and his dick if you do decide to act all bratty or he'd just tie you up n put a vibrator on your clit and watch as you squirm around trying to get a release, but he turns off the vibrator just when you're gonna cum. :(
"Should've thought before being like that, what did you expect, princess? acting all flirty with that random guy, trying to make me jealous."
◟♡ ˒ ʾʾ — who’re either super experienced from sleeping around or just fucking virgin losers, walkin’ around with that big ass dick in his pants.
— FYODOR, Leona, Dazai, NIKOLAI, Beel, Chuuya, Diavolo, SEBEK, Lucifer, Malleus, MAMMON, Jack, Blade, Neuvillette, Sampo, IDIA, Zhongli, Scara, CHILDE, TOJI, Jing yuan, Gojo, Sukuna, NANAMI, Dr. ratio, Wriothesley, ALHAITHAM, CATER + your favs.
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lovetei · 10 months
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Things that the citizens of the Devildom witnessed that will prove that this Human have the characters at their beck and call
Versions: The Brothers, Side characters
Warnings: Gender neutral pronouns for MC, Cussing, Slight yandere themes (Belphegor, Asmodeus)
Links: Masterlist
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LUCIFER
This demon likes sticking to rules
Running on hallways? Detention
Eating during class? Detention
Not paying attention to class? Detention
No one is safe...
Except for one person.
The cafeteria if filled with loud noises, your voice shouting profanities to another demon specifically.
Everyone listening to the argument feels like they're stomach is about to burst out of nervousness because "What if Lucifer randomly comes in and put all of us is detention because we just stood by and didn't do anything to stop the fight?!"
And he did.
But what surprised them is that he didn't shout or anything, he just stood there for a few second and scanned the crowd looking for one of his brothers.
Spotted Mammon and came close to him before whispering something among themselves.
And then he just stood there
Doing nothing
As if it's just fucking okay to let a human, the exchange student at that, to scream and curse a demon because he won't cooperate into this project.
And when the demon started cursing back at you, the rules are suddenly so strict as if cussing will cause the end of the 8 rings of hell.
The demon is sent to detention, removed from the group, suspended, and many more.
And who knows? Maybe you pulled just a few strings to have that demon expelled.
But what the citizens sure know is that they never saw anyone again after talking to MC like that.
MAMMON
It was cute
Mammon would do anything for you, no matter how big or small it is.
One day, Mammon was spotted running around the halls of RAD.
Looking like he's getting chased by Lucifer, again.
But surprisingly, he's not.
He's just running around the school fetching your fan, notebooks, bag, pens, water or some snacks.
One time, you two were put in a group for this project and were talking about it with your other group mates.
Then you hit him with a "Mammon, I left my notebook on my desk in the potions class, can you fetch it for me?"
With just a blink of an eye, Mammon who was leaning on your shoulder just a few minutes ago is gone.
And with another blink of an eye he's there again with your notebook on his hands then he's back to leaning on your shoulder again as if he didn't just go to the other side of the school for a notebook.
LEVIATHAN
He's introverted
He won't go out his room if it's just for some lame party
I also headcanons for him to be the most unseen brother
Or like him having the smallest amount of photo and information online because he just won't go out.
Yeah, he won't go out if it's just some small, lame party but if Diavolo hosts it, what exactly can he do?
"Do you think the avatar of envy will attend this party?"
"Ha! No way... Lord Leviathan won't attend small parties or gatherings like these unless Lord Diavolo hosts it himself."
"Lord Leviathan really has a high standard when it comes to gatherings..."
And then poof
He's there
Beside you
A happy go lucky sheep beside a gloomy snake
What a match
And if you ask him why he would attend such gatherings when it's totally not even his style he would just go like "MC."
"What can I do? MC really wants to see the fireworks display."
"MC wants me to escort them."
So they got the hint on how to make Levi attend gatherings, either have Diavolo host it or invite MC too.
SATAN
He's angry
But not angry enough to yell when MC is around
Man's can go from 👹 to ☺️ real quick as soon as he felt MC's prescense
He doesn't know why too, but whenever he yell while you're around he thinks he'll fall out of favor
"WELL MAYBE IF YOU'RE SO PERFECT THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO AROUND WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD FAR UP YOUR ASS- Oh, Hi MC? How are you?"
He'll talk so sweet in front you and then when you turn around you can see some veins popping out of his neck and forehead.
And if he can't really handle it and went berserk in your prescense another scary yet amazing thing you can is to put your hand on his body.
Shoulder, head, neck, wrist, arm, wherever it is.
Just pat him or link your arms with him and he will start to calm down.
ASMODEUS
People headcanon him to like it when you're obsessed with him but I think he's more obsessed to you.
Like he's down bad
You can do anything and he'll literally fawn all over it
"Look at the way they run their hands through their hair!"
"Look at how they work!"
"The way they hold that fork is so graceful~"
Literally, you're the only person that comes to his mind when someone said pretty
Except for himself of course
But I swear, whenever someone caught him staring at you the atmosphere gets so thick
You don't even know why but the atmosphere is heavy and the air suddenly smells so sweet
And those heart in his eyes, the way his pupils dilate
Yeah, you have this man worshipping you alongside himself
BEELZEBUB
Other than the fact that he's actually willing to share his food with you
He's willing to help you in any physical works
Like lifting up things, carrying your stuffs and sometimes even running errands for you
I mean, he actually doesn't do it a lot because Lucifer actually asks Mammon for this stuff because the things Lucifer needs to be done is a little...
Shady?
And he doesn't want to taint Beel's innocence.
So now since you're already a part of the student council when Lucifer needs to have something important finished but it requires physical work.
You and Beel will be partnered
And he doesn't have anything against it either
He likes it so much when you command him to do something actually
I mean, he's tall and buff but Lucifer won't ask him to do anything that includes hard labor except taking care of Belphegor
So you actually helping him make use of all those muscles made him feel a tinge of happiness
He feels like he's actually of use :)
BELPHEGOR
This little brat
He would kill for you and he means it
He's not scared to spill blood on broad daylight as long as it's for you
Someone bothered you? Dead
Oh this person annoyed you? Taken care of
Aw~ He told you you're cute and asked you out on a date? That's sweet! Dead.
He's just like that
He won't tolerate anyone who dared disrespect you
And Lucifer won't even put a stop into this
"I mean, Devildom is quite overpopulated and we don't want anyone disrespecting Lord Diavolo's plan on bringing the three realms together now." Is what he reasons everytime.
Oh, he also wakes up on command as long as it's you.
Lucifer and his brothers could be shaking him like he's dead and he won't even bother to open his eyes
But if you just pulled a "Belphie? Good morning..." Oh dear, he's wide awake and clinging to you.
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rabbit-illustrations · 4 months
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Demon boys
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xdarkeningkrystals · 9 months
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shootingstarrfish · 5 months
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a family who loves you
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