Mc: You know I hate conversations with people sometimes
Belphie: Lol same but what happened
Mc: Well this guy asked me to tell him something about me and I went “Do you want a list of my mental disorders or my favorite color bitch!?”
Belphie: What did he say?
Mc: My mental disorders…
Lucifer: Mc this is your therapist we’ve talked about this
Ehh? How could you expect me NOT to stay up all night, the new update for Mononoke Land came out and the first 20 people to collect all the new spirits win a special exclusive ultra spirit hunter merch package!!
But, thanks Asmo, I’m, not used to you, caring about me, even if it is about my skin…
Warnings: None!
First request, how exciting!! Thank you for requesting!
I did ones for the brothers, but if you would like to see the other dateables + Luke, feel free to send that as another request :D
Would you like to make a request? Please check the blog description to see if they are open and the rules before doing so!
Lucifer:
Yes, of course! I wasn’t sure if you wanted them as a group or to each their own, so I gave them each a spotlight. Enjoy! (Also may have gone a little overboard with Satan…oop)
Lucifer
Part One!!
Hey!, so I wasn’t sure if you wanted all the brothers together or separate, but I chose to do them all together because I thought it would be more interesting that way, and I’ve never written a short post for any of them lol
Also, this is my first request ever! 😥 So please, if it’s not perfect forgive me
NSFW-ish under the cut
Barbatos: Young master, it looks like the Love Hashira bastard has been caught.
Diavolo: *smiles* *looks at the room he prepared for them* Tell Mammon to bring them here as soon as possible.
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Mammon: *watches MC as they play with his crow familiars*
MC: *petting them*
Mammon: Lord Diavolo has summoned us to bring ya to the castle.
MC: *snorts* No.
Mammon: *whines* Come on~!
Asmo: But MC, what you do not like about Lord Diavolo? He’s kind and just ruler of the Devildom.
MC: Simple. He reminds me of the former Love Hashira.
Mammon and Asmo: Huh?
MC: *scoffs*
Asmo: But aren’t you a Love Hashira yourself?
MC: …
MC: *falls into a depressed state* I was forced to.
Mammon and Asmo: Aww…
MC: But anyways, I’m not really interested with this school program that weak demon is talking about.
Mammon: Ehh… Now I understand Barbatos was mad at you. Aren’t you even scared?
MC: *smiles* The Barbatos you’re referring to doesn’t stand a chance against me.
Asmo: Well, you must be right. We only caught you because you got distracted with the crows.
MC: Can I keep them?
Mammon: No. They’re mine.
MC: *unsheathes their sword*
Mammon: … Okay. You can have one.
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Lucifer: So this is the Love Hashira?
Mammon: Yes.
Lucifer: *looks at their clothes* Your clothes is fine, but I’m afraid you would have to change it.
MC: Why would I do that?
Lucifer: Well, you must follow the rules here in—
MC: *kicks Lucifer on the chin*
Mammon and Asmo: *face palm*
Lucifer: *winced in pain* How dare you!
MC: *glares at him*
Asmo: Um… Lucifer, MC won’t be listening to you no matter what…
Mammon: Yeah. They only agreed to come here because I lent them—
MC: *glares at Mammon*
Mammon: I mean, given them a crow to take care of.
Lucifer: What!?
There are definetely some close ties between games and or characters but I narrowed them down. These are not the only RPG horror games that could be referrenced but they are recorded as some of the most popular. These are just some late night thots that no one asked for.
Mammon - Mermaid Swamp: he and Rin are often called dump, really care for their friends, crude
Belphie - Yume Nikki: sleepy boi sleeps, gets to murder everyone, stuck in one room for a long time
(Extra-The Witch’s House is definitely Belphie Lesson 16 vibes)
Luke - The Hanged Man: young child among older individuals, has a temper at times, wants to help and feel comfortable
Lucifer - The Boogieman: both Keith and Lucifer overwork themselves, blame themselves for a death but refuse to believe that they feel guilty, emotionally constipated
Solomon - The Sandman: lots of magic, every character is shady, Solomon probably doesn’t sleep
Satan - The Crooked Man: dark detective work, can be social but does not fully trust others
Barbatos - Ib: artsy (Barbatos appreciates tea so much, he is artsy) and silent, does not show their full willpower, both were my first favorites
Beel - Misao: cares about their friends and families a lot, determined, forgiving but can be murderous
Asmo - Blank Dream: does not want to have a boring life, deeply hidden fears and insecurities, finds beauty in life
Diavolo - Mad Father: dedicated to their fathers and continue their work, there is a family assistant that is very loyal to them, want to see the best in others, do not understand others their age
Simeon - Alicemare: is very story based and focuses on others, there is a theme of wanting to belong while the surround is uncanny
Lucifer - The Boogieman: both Keith and Lucifer overwork themselves, blame themselves for a death but refuse to believe that they feel guilty, emotionally constipated
Solomon - The Sandman: lots of magic, every character is shady, Solomon probably doesn’t sleep
Satan - The Crooked Man: dark detective work, can be social but does not fully trust others
Barbatos - Ib: artsy (Barbatos appreciates tea so much, he is artsy) and silent, does not show their full willpower, both were my first favorites
Beel - Misao: cares about their friends and families a lot, determined, forgiving but can be murderous
Asmo - Blank Dream: does not want to have a boring life, deeply hidden fears and insecurities, finds beauty in life
Diavolo - Mad Father: dedicated to their fathers and continue their work, there is a family assistant that is very loyal to them, want to see the best in others, do not understand others their age
Simeon - Alicemare: very story based and focuses on others, there is a theme of wanting to belong while the surround is uncanny
Levi - Ao Oni: Levi and Hiroshi can figure out what is going on, Ao Oni has a very diverse set of media and fandom adaptations Levi and Hiroshi can figure out what is going on, Ao Oni has a very diverse set of media and fandom adaptations
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Prologue:
Devildom decided to do a gift exchange for the holidays. To assure complete randomness, Barbatos drew names out of a hat. The holiday party was supposed to be a peaceful event for all, or so everyone thought…
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If this book doesn’t work, then my spells surely will. Don’t hesitate to contact me. :)
i am in such a terrible fucking mood im so anxious and im literallyt about 2 cry on call wiht my friends playing phasmo
please please pelase send me cute fluffy anything with the boys,,, i just
want
my boys
😂😂😂 Dude… Why it has to be Asmo😆
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Asmo: Look into my eyes~ Do you feel something within you?
MC: Yes.
Asmo: What is it~? Tell me.
MC: Irritation.
Asmo: Um… What?
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Asmo: I look good in anything!
MC: *brings a toilet seat in front of him* You’re right. You’re a beautiful piece of shit.
Asmo: *angy frowns* MC!!!
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Asmo: *dressed like a flower* MC, you should wear something that will match me~
MC: Okay. Give me a sec.
MC: *returns after five minutes wearing a cactus mascot* I’m ready.
Asmo: But MC… You’re supposed to be a bee…
MC: Do you really think I’m even interested to land my feet on you?
Asmo: *cries* You’re so mean!!!
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Asmo: Out of all the stars in the sky, I’m the brightest.
MC: And the fastest to die.
Asmo: *glares at MC* Can you not ruin the moment?
MC: *shrugs shoulders* I don’t know. Can I?
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Asmo: *sniffles* I think I’m so ugly… *whines*
MC: Glad you know.
Asmo: *throws an empty bottle of shampoo to MC*
MC: *catches it and throws it back at him*
Asmo: *gets hit on the face* *cries even more* I hate you so much!!!
MC: *rolls eyes*
I need to further feed my brainrot. Thank you for your understanding. (I will elaborate on it and make it a drabble!!)
Asmo walking around in Mammon’s clothes enjoying himself with a piece of cake.
Mammon: Is that my Dem-ucci hoodie? And my Diavolo Vutton sweatpants?
Asmo freezing: …. No?
Mammon staring at him and the clothes almost falling off of the small demon because they are too big.
Asmo: … I bought them… Baggy is in.
Mammon walking up to Asmo: … Okay. If you see my stuff then tell me.
Asmo: …. Sure
Mammon picking him up and throwing Asmo over his shoulder: I MAY BE STUPID BUT I CAN RECOGNISE THE DEMON THAT SNUCK INTO MY ROOM TO STEAL MY CLOTHES.
Asmo squealing: MAMMON NO MY CAKE!!!
here you go, anon!
☆ Lucifer:
- breaks out into a self-satisfied smile
- mental note to give you a kiss of his own later
- will probably be on his mind for the rest of the day
☆ Mammon:
- blushes but doesn’t move as you walk away
- as soon as you’re out of sight freaks out a little cuz you just kissed him
- will act like it didn’t happen but secretly wants you to do it again
may I request a angst headcanon of the boys reaction to F MC remaining stoic and having zero interest towards them? like ignoring them in a way but she often favors hanging out with Simeon and luke? Bonus points if the MC ignores Lucifer and Satan the most.
I combined these two prompts because they’re very similar! The first was anonymous but the second is from @sweetaholics! Thank you for your asks :)
AHHH HIT 500 FOLLOWERS YESTERDAY!! Thank you so much for your support everyone this has been so fun to do so far!! I’ve got plenty more in my drafts but asks/requests are OPEN! Send in your ideas! <3
Enjoy!
Lucifer
Mammon
Leviathan
Satan
Asmodeus
Beelzebub
Belphegor