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the-scythes-pen · 2 days ago
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Their Dirty Secrets (Brothers x Reader)
The brothers, to remind all of you, are demons. Demons are known for... not exactly being truthful. Usually manipulative, malicious, secretive, etc.... and while our beloved boys are most definitely not that- they are still demons.
Canonically, they give into temptation very easily.
Theres more to these boys then what they lead on.
Warnings: heavy invasions of privacy, slight manipulation in Asmo's section, somnophilia in Satan, Beel, and Belphie's sections. Non-con in Belphie and Beel's.
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Lucifer had cast a spell on the full length mirror in your room. It happened when he became furious with you one night- and he wanted to ensure he knew about all your little plans and going-ons with his brothers. How dare you think you could "fix" his family.
You, of course, never found out about this spell he cast. It essentially worked as a one way mirror, with the entirety of your room projected onto anywhere he wanted to watch you from- usually his D.D.D or the mirror in his own room.
But as time went on, and things happened... he did eventually stop using it, and in time, completely forgot about it. He never intended to use it to invade your privacy, but...
It was evident one night that you smelled... different. Human smells were such weird scents. He could tell you were shifting a little too much; you had a light blush on your cheeks throughout dinner, and you seemed to be absorbed in your own world. And when he remembered about the one way mirror, he went back to his room to see if you were alright- that was all he intended to do.
But when he saw you get on your bed and shove your hand down your pants, he couldn't help himself. He stood there, transfixed on you as he folded his arms over his chest. He watched you like a hawk- watched you pleasuring yourself.
And if you had found yourself imagining Lucifer on top of you- if you had found yourself moaning his name for whatever reason.... well, you have him to thank for that. After all, nobody would be finding out about this little secret, so why shouldn't he use a little bit of his demonic power to indulge you in what fantasies you really wanted?
Mammon has, in the past, been known to jack off. Lucifer knows it, Levi knows it, Belphie knows it... hell, even Diavolo knows it. Asmo still to this day teases him about it.
But Mammon eventually grew out of that little phase of his- that was until you popped in.
Months into your stay in the devildom, and you had passed out on his shoulder during a movie. Once said movie was over, he refused to wake you up, and instead picked you up to place you on your bed.
Before that, however, he made sure to put your RAD clothes away for you- opening your dresser drawer only to immediately blush when he saw all of your underwear lined up neatly.
Mammon, unfortunately, is also known to steal things. See where I'm going with this?
He really couldn't help himself. Your underwear were right there infront of him... how was he suppose to resist? They were practically begging The Great Mammon to be taken!
And so he did. He shoved a pair into his pocket, before swiftly putting your clothes away and leaving you to sleep.
When he got to his room, he couldn't help himself. While your panties may have only smelled like fresh laundry- you had still worn them. And merely having these in his possession was driving him insane.
For a moment, he considered how much Grimm he might be able to sell them for- but he swiftly dismissed this thought, in favour of keeping them all to himself.
He didn't do much with the panties after stealing them. Simply tossing them in his bedside drawer and forgetting about them.
That was until, he had a particularly fun dream about you. God, he was so obsessed with you, he couldn't help but wake up so achingly hard.
And with practiced motions, he grabbed his cock and started pumping- that was until his head happened to turn and spot your panties lying there in his open bedside drawer.... and he had a wonderfully sinful idea.
He came all over the inside of your panties, right where your lips would touch the cloth. The thought of him filling you up with his cum, having it spill into your panties as you were forced to walk around with it inside of you.... that thought alone nearly made him instantly hard again.
He admired his work, before tossing them off somewhere in his room and falling back asleep. The next morning he started to feel bad about it all- stealing it, then cumming in it... and while he did feel bad, he also.... absolutely loved the idea of you wearing panties he's cummed in.
So, he washed them, then returned them to their respectful drawer when you were out... only to end up stealing another pair to do it all over again.
.....at this point, any new underwear you get, Mammon already knows about them. And also- he's gone through all of your underwear at least twice over. He may or may not have 'accidentally' used any you've bled into from your period quite a few more times then the rest.
Sweet, Sweet Leviathan. Not even he is safe from his demonic needs.
He ended up lending you a blanket during a long gaming night one time, and you got your normie human scent so deeply ingrained in the fabric.... you had wrapped it around yourself like a cocoon- it wasn't your fault his room was so damn cold!
But once you had left very early in the morning, he took back his blanket to find your scent heavily lingering.... and you can safely say he didn't wash that blanket until your scent was completely gone from it. And even then, he washed it only to practically force it onto you so he could have your scent on it again.
All because he just loves smelling your human scent as he fucks himself. Wrapping the blanket around himself as he pumps his cock, pretending he's absolutely buried inside of you.
He's definitely cum multiple times into the blanket as it's been wrapped around his cock.
On occasion, he'll "loan" you the blanket, hoping that you'll get even more of your scent on it as you sleep. He gets excited just thinking about it possibly wrapped around your hips, thighs, your core....
There was one time you came on it- you couldn't help it... you felt so unbearably horny all of a sudden! And you made a mess all over the blanket as you pleasured yourself to the thought of Lucifer pounding into you; promptly falling asleep almost immediately after your release. When you woke up the next morning, you barely remembered what happened the previous night, and returned the blanket to Levi without a second thought.
Levi didn't know the details, but all he knew was that you did cum on it. He could smell it- so deeply ingrained into the fabric, and he was ecstatic. He slept with that blanket- with his face buried in that spot every night for a month.
He took immense pleasure in cumming on the very same spot you did. And after he washed the blanket, he just gave the blanket back to you to scent for him.
Satan's plan had worked! Blamed for something you had no part in, Lucifer had strung you up just like he usually did with Mammon, opting to give you a taste of what could happen should you continue to act like his brothers.
And so, the blonde was quite thrilled to see you hanging by chains in the library- awkwardly dangling slightly above him, but definitely not out of his reach. Perfect.
Satan then offered to help you out- to place a spell on you, to put you to sleep for the duration of your punishment.
You swiftly agreed, feeling the pangs of hunger from your missed lunch gnaw away at you.
And so, you were swiftly put into a dreamless sleep, Satan admiring your powerless body before getting to work.
First, a beautiful pink collar. He locked it around your neck with a snap, before popping on a pair of cat ears to your head and attaching a cute little tail to the back of your pants.
Oh, how Satan loved seeing you like this. His little kitten. So perfectly presented and dressed up for him.
He stripped you of your shirt, and huffed as he had to make due without your tail because of the loss of your pants. That left you in only your bra and underwear, much to his enjoyment.
He took a moment to admire you, his cock starting to strain in his pants as he stared a little too long at the black panties that separated your core from the air. He was so close to tearing them off you just to get a better look.... but he denied himself.
Instead, out came his D.D.D, snapping pictures at different angles, making sure to get the cat ears in some shots, and to pin the tail onto your underwear for others.
He wanted to dress you and leave now, but his cock was aching just being close to you- being able to smell your scent so purely and so close up.... he couldn't help himself.
He stroked himself for quite a few minutes before he came into his hand, and as he came down from his high he placed a chaste kiss to your clothed cunt, before working to clean his hand and then clothe you.
Asmodeus loves to tease you. Lucifer knows it, you know it, Mammon knows it, everyone knows it. And once Asmo made a pact with you- he was all over you.
Just looking at you turned him on in all the right ways. And while he was disappointed his powers didn't work on you, he didn't only have his charm power to use on you.
He was fine with how things were for a while, however. But it was taking you so long to get horny! To indulge yourself in his sin (he would be able to tell from your pact with him)!! So he took matters into his own hands.
It was so easy. All he had to do was slip some magic into your plate of food at dinner- really, he could hardly contain himself! He wondered what you would sound like- how heavenly the scent of your intense arousal would be.
He watched with a grin as you shifted uncomfortably; a blush dusting your cheeks. He knew his plan had worked.
He followed you to your room after dinner, placing his ear at the door to ensure everything was going according to plan. And it sure was. He could hear clothing rustle, smell the arousal dripping from your heat, and most importantly- your breathy moans.
That was all he wanted. Was for you to indulge yourself. To succumb to lust- even just once! And he was content to listen for a few moments. To savour every delicious moan, every lewd squelch and shifting of bed springs.
And eventually, with a smile on his face, he walked back to his room to give himself a bath. He knew now that you were ready for him- that you were even more connected with him then before, and he knew that you'd soon be coming to him begging him to give you such a wonderful night in his bed and in his arms.
Beelzebub, admittedly, isn't all that sexual. He doesn't think much of it, nor does he partake in anything.
However, things changed one day when Lucifer was particularly angry with everyone. You, who had participated in a prank with the Anti-Lucifer league, and Beel himself with eating the entire contents of the kitchen- as well as the plates.
You, unfortunately, had found yourself tied up in the library, with nobody else around to be with you.
And Beel was wandering around aimlessly- intensely starving due to the barrier Lucifer had put on the kitchen door.
Nobody else was out and about- nearly everyone was either being actively punished, or was in hiding from the intensely angry pride demon.
But when Beel had found you, his eyes lit up so magically. He came right up over to you, and he couldn't help but draw his nose into the crook of your neck. You smelled so good... he desperately wanted to take a nibble of you.
He peered at you, but your eyes didn't meet his. In fact, you seemed to be knocked out. Asleep.
His stomach growled, and his eyes hungrily dragged along your body, strung up so perfectly before him.
He wanted to take a bite right out of you, but he really didn't want to hurt you. So what could he do...?
His eyes came to your clothed sex, and in his hungry desperation, he mumbled an apology as he tore off your pants and underwear, barely needing to bend his knees to place his face right between your legs.
His tongue came out and took a long lick across your lips, and he shuddered at the taste. He needed more.
His hands came to grip your hips; you felt so perfect under his fingertips. His mouth latched onto your cunt, desperately dipping his tongue in and out of your entrance.
He flicked over your clit a few times as well, earning a shudder from your limp body. Oh, how he did like the way you moved. And he loved the way you tasted. You seemed to get so much wetter after he flicked your clit- so he did it again, earning himself even more slick to coat your beautiful pussy.
And Beel continued to eat you out as if you were the most divine meal in all the realms- and to him, you were. You were so deliciously perfect, and he couldn't help but love the way your body unconsciously shifted under his touch.
The chains clattered as your body was suddenly overcome with violent shakes- as Beel delightfully drank from you like his life depended on it.
And after your orgasm, he pulled away, his stomach no longer growling as he admired his work. Your thighs leaked with your arousal, and Beel's chin was coated in it.
He licked his lips, dressing you once more before heading off, completely content.
Belphegor had heard everything. Mammon sneaking into your room and coming out with fabric balled up in his hands. The way you pleasured yourself while moaning Lucifer's name, the curses you spoke quietly when you realized you'd cum on Levi's blanket... He heard Satan undressing you, found his twin eating you out shortly after....
And oh, Belphie was furious. Everyone else had had a bit of you. He could practically taste Lucifer and Asmo's magic rolling off of you, he could smell a faint hint of Mammon between your legs when he laid his head on your lap, he would angrily rip Levi's blanket off of you in favour of laying on top of you himself....
All his brothers had gotten to you before him. And he was pissed.
Lucifer and Asmo used their magic, so why couldn't he?
Oh, Belphie would take care of you. Late one night, he snuck into your room and put you into a deep sleep- one he was sure you wouldn't be waking from anytime soon.
He let you dream such delicious dreams as well; he let you see such vivid sights as dream-him fucked you so hard you could cry.
Meanwhile, he easily stripped you of your clothing, ditching your underwear and bra along with everything else. Finally, he got to see, smell, touch and taste what should have always been his- this is much farther then any of his brothers had gotten.
He was swift to rub fast circles into your clit, an evil grin on his face as he watched you squirm in your sleep. He suckled on your nipples, stuck his thumb into your mouth, and eventually shoved a couple fingers past your folds.
He loved the way your body naturally responded to him, his magic was so perfect for this kind of thing- and he was sure now that this wouldn't be the only time he'd do it.
After he made sure he got you wet enough, he pulled out his hard cock and dove right in, pounding into you with reckless abandon as he chased his own high.
You were perfect- so tight and so wet for him...
He couldn't help himself, and he came deep within you. He shot rope after rope of thick, creamy cum, he was sure you were full to the brim.
Its something he smiled about as he pulled out and watched his seed drip past your folds, delighting in the thought of you waking up from the best sleep you've had in your life to discover that someone had used you. Would you be mad? Scared?
The sadist in Belphie was absolutely delighted. He wouldn't have had this night end any other way- and he was sure he'd be back soon.
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books-and-catears · a day ago
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"Could I stay like this?"
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You were exhausted today. Having to manage a whole event, assignments and 7 chaotic brothers was no easy feat. It was only lunchtime and you were dizzy with fatigue.
You must have missed your footing and stumbled a couple of times because someone called out to you. "MC! Are you okay?! You don't look too well..."
A pair of arms held you upright but you just wanted to rest. Without another word, you leaned into him, your head right over his rapidly beating heart.
"Could I stay like this? Just for a little bit?"
Lucifer
"Of course, MC."
He gently pats your head as he leans against the wall on his room. Another hand holds you by the waist, keeping you balanced. The door might be unlocked, one of his brothers might slip in and see him like this with you but he didn't care.
You seemed restful in his arms. He didn't want to disturb you. He stared at you with guilt.
"I'm afraid I've given you too many responsibilities. I apologise, MC. You can take it easier from here onwards."
He whispers holding you tighter. He can hold you like this for the rest of the day if you want.
Mammon
"Oi, easy there! Hold on!"
Mammon's arms tightened around you instantly to make sure you didn't fall. His cheeks flushed red at the proximity.
He gently makes you sit down on his couch, holding you with one hand and fanning you with a notebook in the other.
"You'll get a fever from so much work, MC! You're acting all workaholic like Lucifer. And you're supposed to ask me for help! I'm your protector remember?"
He keeps fanning you until he feels you are finally cooled down. Is prepared to tuck you to sleep in his bed if you ask.
Leviathan
"Ah! Careful MC!"
He catches you and loses his balance in suprise. Luckily he does fall back against his cushy gaming chair. He would much rather move you to his bathtub where he assumes you'd be more comfy.
"Give me some warning before you do that next time please, MC! *Sigh* This is why I tell you to stay here with me! Look at how they tiring my brothers are!"
He looks down to see wires from his consoles wrapped around both of your feet, binding you together. He blushes as you mumble something and his arms relax on you.
And to be honest when was he next going to find you so close to him, away from his annoying brothers?
Satan
"By all means, MC."
He chuckles a little seeing how you clumsily fell on him. He still manages to walk you to his bed, almost carrying you. He's already checked your vitals to make sure nothing is seriously wrong.
Propping you up to his chest, he pulls a thin blanket on both of you. He makes you curl into his warmth as he makes sure you're comfortable.
"No more long nighters for you, MC. And you're welcome to come and rest here whenever you like. Shhh...its okay, keep your eyes closed. You can fall asleep."
He strokes your hair like he does with cats. And with another hand he resumes reading a book, glancing at you every now and then. And he smiles, reassured that you're resting well.
Asmodeus
"Oh darling, of course!"
He clucks his tongue and shakes his head in dismay. Clearly you have been ignoring his advice of getting enough rest.
He takes the pillows on his bed and fluffs them up before placing you on them. He wants to get his entire relaxing kit from the bathroom but the way you cling to him has him weak.
"I'll ask Solomon to help at the event this week, so take the all rest you need, MC. Yes, I'll be keeping an eye on you to make sure! Now rest."
He runs his fingers softly around your eyes and then threads his fingers through your hair, pressing them into your scalp. It was the best head massage you'd ever had.
Beelzebub
"MC?! MC what's wrong?! Hold on!"
He promptly picks you up princess style and heads over straight to your room. He needs to make sure you're okay at all costs.
Your arms wrap around his torso and he doesn't have the heart to set you down now.
"Have you been skipping meals again, MC? I'll take you to Hell's kitchen after this. My treat. Make sure you eat a lot okay, MC?"
He smiles at you, gently brushing stray hairs off your face and cupping your cheek. If anyone barges into your room, he covers your ears and shoos them away.
Belphegor
"Make yourself at home, MC."
Luckily for you Belphie was already sitting on the common room couch. He laid down, taking you with him, curling his arms around your waist.
"This is why I keep telling you to get more rest. But you never listen do you? *Sighs* Are you competing with Lucifer to see who overworks themselves to death first? I can't allow you to win that."
He traces circles on your back, feeling you relax further into him. Just like Beel, he death glares at anyone who makes noise around you. Which is frequent since you both are in the common room!
Solomon
"I've got you. It's okay."
Holds you close and drapes his cape around you to keep you comfy. He's eyebrows furrow in worry before he realises it's merely fatigue. He can definitely help you out of it.
You feel the rushing wind in your hair and on your cheeks as he flies you through the air back to his place. He grabs onto you tight even when you're inside.
"Now rest as much as you like. I'll give you some revitalizing potion later. Oh did I move too far away? Can I come closer then? As you wish, MC."
He chuckles as if he didn't desperately want the same thing. He blows softly on your forehead and stroking your cheek with his thumb. Perhaps you should go back to the human world for a while,away from everyone else.
Simeon
"Oh dear! Are you okay?! MC?!"
Readily catches you, pacing himself delicately so as to cause you minimum disturbance. He doesn't know much about normal human biology only that they're much more fragile.
Sits down with you in the back of an abandoned classroom, your cheeks falling soft and warm against his bare shoulder. He blushed at the sensation.
"Are you not feeling well, MC? Does anything hurt? What can I do to make it better? Just stay like this? Of course, for as long as you need!"
He whispers his worries as he drapes one arm around you and gently places his head on yours, drawing circles on your arm. He's determined to have a talk with Lucifer later - clearly you need to be taken care of better.
Diavolo
"Of course. Hold on tight, MC."
He carries you around like a child on his shoulder everywhere he goes. People keep staring but he couldn't care less. He just glares at them and they stay silent.
You stir a little while he's sitting in the council room, signing some papers. You lift your dizzy head up a little but he coaxes it back down on his shoulder.
"No MC, it's no trouble at all. In fact, it will be more worrisome for me to let you walk around on your own in this state. So please keep resting. I'll have Barbatos and Solomon prepare whatever medication you require."
He readjusts you on his lap whenever you seem fidgety and rocks you gently whenever you try to wake yourself up. He's already preparing to make you stay at the castle this week.
Barbatos
"Allow me to give you some more comfort."
He deftly multitasks while holding you close. He prepares a suitable resting spot on the student council lounge sofa.
He smiles when he sees you refuse to let go of his hands. He sits down first and gently lays down your head on his lap.
"Yes it's really fine, MC. I have no immediate duties to be taken care of. Please sleep and rest your brain for a while if you can. I'll make you peppermint tea later."
He runs his fingers through your hair, combing the tangles out of them, massaging your scalp and the back of your neck in the best way possible. He's honestly really grateful to have you here.
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harunayuuka2060 · 2 days ago
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Belphie: How was your travel to the human world? Did you get MC to make a pact with you?
Asmo: *sigh* We were almost there. But Raphael showed up and ruined everything.
Belphie: What do you mean?
Asmo: The poor MC died in the process when Raphael intervened with the ritual.
Belphie: ...
Belphie: Are you serious?
Asmo: I will go to my room now and mourn over my loss. See you later.
Belphie: ...
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Raphael: ...
MC: *still refusing to talk to him*
Raphael: MC, I made some of your favorite macarons.
MC: ...
Raphael: ...
Raphael: *sits next to them*
MC: *hugging their knees while sulking*
Raphael: ...
Raphael: *moves closer and wraps his arms around them* Please forgive me.
MC: Hmph.
Raphael: I was careless.
MC: ...
Raphael: If you can't forgive me, I'll start singing Doja for you.
MC: Pft—
Raphael: *smiles* You want me to do that?
MC: You'll just ruin her songs.
Raphael: *chuckles* Are we good now?
MC: *nods* *smiling and hugging him back*
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asmobrim · 2 days ago
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Humans are horrifying part 32
Special thanks to @devildom-curiosity for this one
⬅️ prev part
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lemonandlime22 · 2 days ago
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Randomly generated incorrect quotes pt 24 obey me (None were changed) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Solomon: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.
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Asmo: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Beel? Beel: No. Diavolo: I do! Asmo: I know, Diavolo. Diavolo: I’m sad. Asmo: I know, Diavolo.
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Solomon: You disgust me. Beel: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
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Beel: State your name, rank, and intention. Asmo: Asmo, Asmo, fun.
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Belphe, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
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Luke: Solomon, we're hungry! Diavolo: Solomon! What's for dinner? Beel: We're hungry, Solomon! Solomon, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Beel: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
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touyaspeach · 2 days ago
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Some of my favorite Asmo smiles
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beelscustard · a day ago
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The cutie trio <33
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hopeluna · 23 hours ago
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MC: *brings Lucifer some coffee while he's working*
Lucifer: *smiles tiredly* thank you MC, I love you
MC: what?
Lucifer: *sweating nervously* what?
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qtheace · 16 hours ago
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Mammon: when are we going to the human world?
*satan (I hc he's ace), levi and asmo turn in confusion*
Levi: we're going to a pride festival?
Asmo: are you also queer?!
Satan: don't get your hopes up Asmo
Mammon: no, you three maybe be pains in the butt, but you are my little brothers, so I'm going with you.
*Asmo squeals excitedly and hugs satan*
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cats-artandsuchblog · 20 hours ago
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He belongs to @noecoded !!
He was really fun to draw omg, I might make a lined and shaded drawing of him one day cause he's so fun to draw! I literally powered through it in like 3 hours it was kinda amazing. Like tunnel vision it was great.
I added a slight creative liberty with the choker but I think it's pretty in character for Asmo to make him wear something like that? I also gave him a ring cause I imagine Asmo would make him wear it so that other people don't flirt with him.
Text: 'eyebags from 24/7 dealing with Asmo' 'gifts from Asmo (he MUST wear)' 'flying at him at top speeds to bite him'
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the-mexican-writer · 5 hours ago
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Solomon event that my brain decided to make me dream about
A/N: this isn't an actual event at all my dreams are just weird af tbh
The story starts out with mammon messing up a Potion and it made everyone admit their fears.
Lucifer's making a fool out of himself
Mammon's was Goldie being cut up
Levi's was missing out on a ruri chan limited time merch
Satan's was being allergic to cats
Asmo's was having a bad hairday before a photoshoot
Beel's was running out of his favorite snack
Belphie was losing his cow pillow
Simeon's was never having inspiration to write again
Luke's was embarrassing himself in front of Michael
Diavolo's was pickles
Barbatos' was rats
Once everyone admitted to their fears the Potion naturally wore off. Then mammon pointed out how it was unfair that since they all know each others fear but not know Solomon's. They start trying to brainstorm what he could be afraid of and asmo comments how he remembers how a long time ago solomon avoided snails. So the everyone decided to start scaring solomon with stuffed snails they've made
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(The item was just a patch work snail with fucked up eyes lmao)
Anyways the rest of the even was everyone trying their best to scare solomon but their plan always ended up failing so solomon never got to see the snails. After everyone tried and failed solomon ended up finding a snail at the HoL while he was there to hang out with MC and he commented on how the snail was cute. Which everyone was confused about saying they all thought he was afraid of snails. Solomon laughing says how he used to be allergic to snails but after he became immortal it must've went away since he doesn't have a problem with them anymore. Which makes everyone annoyed since they tried so hard to scare him.
The last chapter of the event shows solomon in his room chuckling about the day's events and he pulls out a necklace with a charm
This starts playing:
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The screen zooms into the charm and it there's a tiny snail screeching angrily
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lavenderseele · 2 days ago
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Late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASMO! 😘
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harunayuuka2060 · a day ago
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MC: I joked on Belphie that I prefer dying in my sleep.
MC: Then the psycho didn't let me sleep the entire night.
Asmo, Satan, and Levi: ...
Satan: So what did he do to keep you up?
MC: ...
MC: My hair's a mess. Hickeys all over my neck. It should be pretty obvious right now.
Satan: Right...
Asmo and Levi: *laughing*
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noecoded · 24 days ago
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ASMO: When I sent myself those flowers and read how much I loved me, I felt SO much better!
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dicetheroll · 25 days ago
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The Devildom when they watch the news and realize their entire government is some human's harem:
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nospacesapparently · 2 months ago
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Mc: So, the people I’m supposed to date are-
Mc, pointing at Lucifer: threatened to kill me several times,
Mc, pointing at Mammon: no money management skills and won’t admit he likes me,
Mc, pointing at Levi: I will always be second to his Ruri-chan body pillow,
Mc, pointing at Satan: daddy and anger issues,
Mc, pointing at Asmo: narcissisms runs so deep thinks liking someone more than himself is an illness, 
Mc, pointing at Beel: might eat me accidentally and does eat all the food in the house
Mc, pointing at Belphie: and actually did kill me.
Mc: And the people I’m not supposed to date are-
Mc, pointing at Barbatos: basically Sebastion 2.0 expect doesn’t want to eat your soul,
Mc, pointing at Diavolo: immensely powerful and rich ruler of Demons,
Mc, pointing at Simeon: the nicest, most polite guy around who also can write a successful book series
Mc, pointing at Solomon: and the idiot who could accidentally poison you with boiled water.
Mc: At least that checks out
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beelscustard · 5 hours ago
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The fuzzy monster trio 👾
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hopeluna · 14 hours ago
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Levi: I thought you were decorating for halloween?
Mammon: I am
Levi: You're just hanging pictures of Lucifer
Mammon: I thought you wanted something scary
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kind-himbo-beel · a month ago
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🐍🎮🕹️
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lushfa · 3 months ago
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i’d like to think that this is canon
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