Questions:

Mc: You know I hate conversations with people sometimes

Belphie: Lol same but what happened

Mc: Well this guy asked me to tell him something about me and I went “Do you want a list of my mental disorders or my favorite color bitch!?”

Belphie: What did he say?

Mc: My mental disorders…

Lucifer: Mc this is your therapist we’ve talked about this

Ehh? How could you expect me NOT to stay up all night, the new update for Mononoke Land came out and the first 20 people to collect all the new spirits win a special exclusive ultra spirit hunter merch package!!

But, thanks Asmo, I’m, not used to you, caring about me, even if it is about my skin…

Warnings: None! 

First request, how exciting!! Thank you for requesting!

I did ones for the brothers, but if you would like to see the other dateables + Luke, feel free to send that as another request :D

Would you like to make a request? Please check the blog description to see if they are open and the rules before doing so! 

GN (they/them pronouns) MC who has an Amazing Smell 

Lucifer: 

• … Distracting. 
• Does his best to ignore it at first when not knowing MC well 
• Their smell has nothing to do with his responsibilities, therefore it isn’t worth any thought 
• When knowing MC better, he may comment on it once or twice indirectly in private 
• Probably not even in a way that anyone else would know he’s referring to it 
• (Substituting “smell” with words like “presence” and such. “Your presence in this office calms me.”) 

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Yes, of course! I wasn’t sure if you wanted them as a group or to each their own, so I gave them each a spotlight. Enjoy! (Also may have gone a little overboard with Satan…oop)

Demon Brothers React to MC Fighting a Noble-Status Demon

Lucifer

• Absolutely livid.
• A little surprised that you had the gaul to scream at another demon of that rank.
• Mc…seriously?
• Why would you EVER put yourself in such a position?
• Remember how he & his brothers have tried to kill you before???
• Belphie SUCCEEDED
• Doesn’t care what the fight is about, he holds you to much higher standards.
• Will get in between you both in an instant and transform.
• You are LUCKY only words had been exchanged at that point.
• If you had been hurt, even he is not sure what he would have done.
• Gives you a glare that shakes you to your very core, but not as bad as the demon who even DARED to lay a hand on you.
• Demon receives a lecture that could probably bore him to death, but they aren’t that lucky.
• Don’t get it twisted, the demon will be tortured, but it happens while Lucifer paces back and forth telling them absolutely everything they did wrong.
• The eldest is too prideful to allow some demon to hurt MC, regardless of who they think they are.

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Hey!, so I wasn’t sure if you wanted all the brothers together or separate, but I chose to do them all together because I thought it would be more interesting that way, and I’ve never written a short post for any of them lol 

Also, this is my first request ever! 😥 So please, if it’s not perfect forgive me 

NSFW-ish under the cut

Masterlist

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Barbatos: Young master, it looks like the Love Hashira bastard has been caught.

Diavolo: *smiles* *looks at the room he prepared for them* Tell Mammon to bring them here as soon as possible.

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Mammon: *watches MC as they play with his crow familiars*

MC: *petting them*

Mammon: Lord Diavolo has summoned us to bring ya to the castle.

MC: *snorts* No.

Mammon: *whines* Come on~!

Asmo: But MC, what you do not like about Lord Diavolo? He’s kind and just ruler of the Devildom.

MC: Simple. He reminds me of the former Love Hashira.

Mammon and Asmo: Huh?

MC: *scoffs*

Asmo: But aren’t you a Love Hashira yourself?

MC: …

MC: *falls into a depressed state* I was forced to.

Mammon and Asmo: Aww…

MC: But anyways, I’m not really interested with this school program that weak demon is talking about.

Mammon: Ehh… Now I understand Barbatos was mad at you. Aren’t you even scared?

MC: *smiles* The Barbatos you’re referring to doesn’t stand a chance against me.

Asmo: Well, you must be right. We only caught you because you got distracted with the crows.

MC: Can I keep them?

Mammon: No. They’re mine.

MC: *unsheathes their sword*

Mammon: … Okay. You can have one.

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Lucifer: So this is the Love Hashira?

Mammon: Yes.

Lucifer: *looks at their clothes* Your clothes is fine, but I’m afraid you would have to change it.

MC: Why would I do that?

Lucifer: Well, you must follow the rules here in—

MC: *kicks Lucifer on the chin*

Mammon and Asmo: *face palm*

Lucifer: *winced in pain* How dare you!

MC: *glares at him*

Asmo: Um… Lucifer, MC won’t be listening to you no matter what…

Mammon: Yeah. They only agreed to come here because I lent them—

MC: *glares at Mammon*

Mammon: I mean, given them a crow to take care of.

Lucifer: What!?

Obey Me! as RPG Horror Games

There are definetely some close ties between games and or characters but I narrowed them down. These are not the only RPG horror games that could be referrenced but they are recorded as some of the most popular. These are just some late night thots that no one asked for.

Mammon - Mermaid Swamp: he and Rin are often called dump, really care for their friends, crude

Belphie - Yume Nikki: sleepy boi sleeps, gets to murder everyone, stuck in one room for a long time

(Extra-The Witch’s House is definitely Belphie Lesson 16 vibes)

Luke - The Hanged Man: young child among older individuals, has a temper at times, wants to help and feel comfortable

Lucifer - The Boogieman: both Keith and Lucifer overwork themselves, blame themselves for a death but refuse to believe that they feel guilty, emotionally constipated

Solomon - The Sandman: lots of magic, every character is shady, Solomon probably doesn’t sleep

Satan - The Crooked Man: dark detective work, can be social but does not fully trust others

Barbatos - Ib: artsy (Barbatos appreciates tea so much, he is artsy) and silent, does not show their full willpower, both were my first favorites

Beel - Misao: cares about their friends and families a lot, determined, forgiving but can be murderous

Asmo - Blank Dream: does not want to have a boring life, deeply hidden fears and insecurities, finds beauty in life

Diavolo - Mad Father: dedicated to their fathers and continue their work, there is a family assistant that is very loyal to them, want to see the best in others, do not understand others their age

Simeon - Alicemare: is very story based and focuses on others, there is a theme of wanting to belong while the surround is uncanny

Lucifer - The Boogieman: both Keith and Lucifer overwork themselves, blame themselves for a death but refuse to believe that they feel guilty, emotionally constipated

Solomon - The Sandman: lots of magic, every character is shady, Solomon probably doesn’t sleep

Satan - The Crooked Man: dark detective work, can be social but does not fully trust others

Barbatos - Ib: artsy (Barbatos appreciates tea so much, he is artsy) and silent, does not show their full willpower, both were my first favorites

Beel - Misao: cares about their friends and families a lot, determined, forgiving but can be murderous

Asmo - Blank Dream: does not want to have a boring life, deeply hidden fears and insecurities, finds beauty in life

Diavolo - Mad Father: dedicated to their fathers and continue their work, there is a family assistant that is very loyal to them, want to see the best in others, do not understand others their age

Simeon - Alicemare: very story based and focuses on others, there is a theme of wanting to belong while the surround is uncanny

Levi - Ao Oni: Levi and Hiroshi can figure out what is going on, Ao Oni has a very diverse set of media and fandom adaptations Levi and Hiroshi can figure out what is going on, Ao Oni has a very diverse set of media and fandom adaptations

• Fandom: Obey Me
• Pairing: No pairing. 
• Warning: Chaos? XD
• Requested by: Anon
• Prompt: If I could I’d like to request a holiday piece with everyone. It would be platonic. Something with a secret gift exchange and the chaos that ensues. Something fun and fluffy. If it doesn’t strike your fancy that’s okay. Thanks! (I’m the secret gift exchange request, I meant to ask for Obey Me. Sorry I forgot to put it in the original ask.)
• A/N: Sorry, it’s kinda late, but hope your holidays went well! You definitely made this ask interesting by adding in “chaos + fun”. :P 

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Prologue: 

Devildom decided to do a gift exchange for the holidays. To assure complete randomness, Barbatos drew names out of a hat. The holiday party was supposed to be a peaceful event for all, or so everyone thought…

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Lucifer - Solomon

• Lucifer was far from happy to be paired with Solomon, while the wizard was quite content with the pairing. 
• When Lucifer opened his present, he saw a book titled How to Get Over Yourself: Pride Edition. On top of the cover was a sticky note with the words: 

If this book doesn’t work, then my spells surely will. Don’t hesitate to contact me. :)

• Meanwhile, Solomon opened his present, and to his shock, Lucifer gifted him a book titled How to Get Over Yourself: Arrogance Edition.
• Both the men glared at each other with a ‘smile’ as visible sparks flew between their gaze.  

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i am in such a terrible fucking mood im so anxious and im literallyt about 2 cry on call wiht my friends playing phasmo 

please please pelase send me cute fluffy anything with the boys,,, i just 

want 

my boys

😂😂😂 Dude… Why it has to be Asmo😆

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Asmo: Look into my eyes~ Do you feel something within you?

MC: Yes.

Asmo: What is it~? Tell me.

MC: Irritation.

Asmo: Um… What?

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Asmo: I look good in anything!

MC: *brings a toilet seat in front of him* You’re right. You’re a beautiful piece of shit.

Asmo: *angy frowns* MC!!!

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Asmo: *dressed like a flower* MC, you should wear something that will match me~

MC: Okay. Give me a sec.

MC: *returns after five minutes wearing a cactus mascot* I’m ready.

Asmo: But MC… You’re supposed to be a bee…

MC: Do you really think I’m even interested to land my feet on you?

Asmo: *cries* You’re so mean!!!

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Asmo: Out of all the stars in the sky, I’m the brightest.

MC: And the fastest to die.

Asmo: *glares at MC* Can you not ruin the moment?

MC: *shrugs shoulders* I don’t know. Can I?

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Asmo: *sniffles* I think I’m so ugly… *whines*

MC: Glad you know.

Asmo: *throws an empty bottle of shampoo to MC*

MC: *catches it and throws it back at him*

Asmo: *gets hit on the face* *cries even more* I hate you so much!!!

MC: *rolls eyes*

Finally gonna get the yukatas super excited for mammon’s one I’ll post when I get them both

I need to further feed my brainrot. Thank you for your understanding. (I will elaborate on it and make it a drabble!!)

Asmo is one of those that laughs so hard, he falls over.

Asmo walking around in Mammon’s clothes enjoying himself with a piece of cake.

Mammon: Is that my Dem-ucci hoodie? And my Diavolo Vutton sweatpants?

Asmo freezing: …. No?

Mammon staring at him and the clothes almost falling off of the small demon because they are too big.

Asmo: … I bought them… Baggy is in.

Mammon walking up to Asmo: … Okay. If you see my stuff then tell me.

Asmo: …. Sure

Mammon picking him up and throwing Asmo over his shoulder: I MAY BE STUPID BUT I CAN RECOGNISE THE DEMON THAT SNUCK INTO MY ROOM TO STEAL MY CLOTHES.

Asmo squealing: MAMMON NO MY CAKE!!!

here you go, anon! 

demon bros + MC randomly kissing their cheek

☆ Lucifer:

- breaks out into a self-satisfied smile

- mental note to give you a kiss of his own later

- will probably be on his mind for the rest of the day

☆ Mammon:

- blushes but doesn’t move as you walk away

- as soon as you’re out of sight freaks out a little cuz you just kissed him

- will act like it didn’t happen but secretly wants you to do it again

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may I request a angst headcanon of the boys reaction to F MC remaining stoic and having zero interest towards them? like ignoring them in a way but she often favors hanging out with Simeon and luke? Bonus points if the MC ignores Lucifer and Satan the most.

I combined these two prompts because they’re very similar! The first was anonymous but the second is from @sweetaholics! Thank you for your asks :)

AHHH HIT 500 FOLLOWERS YESTERDAY!! Thank you so much for your support everyone this has been so fun to do so far!! I’ve got plenty more in my drafts but asks/requests are OPEN! Send in your ideas! <3

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Headcanon: Obey Me Brothers with an MC who remains disinterested in their advances. (We love Simeon and Luke in this household!!!!)

Lucifer

• OUCH.
• That hit him right in the pride.
• (Not that he’d ever admit such, of course.)
• BUT DAMN OUCH.
• Lucifer finds himself feeling something he doesn’t feel very often- conflicted.
• (He should get used to feel this way with you.)
• He’s conflicted because he doesn’t know why he cares so much.
• He tries to find an answer.
• If he’s in a good mood he might even confide his feelings in Diavolo.
• He’s always appreciated individuals who are put together.
• Independent.
• Not foolish.
• People like you- business people with goals and achievements are always wonderfully proud.
• Being around them is an instant boost for him.
• Having you in the house is like taking a straightshot of adrenaline.
• So why is it bothering him so much?
• One time he interrupts you when you’re speaking.
• And you know what you did?
• (Of course you do, you did it.)
• You held up a hand and said “Wait your turn. I’m speaking.”
• He fell silent, and didn’t know whether to be angry, amused, or aroused.
• He’ll sort of become a simp.
• You’re everything he would ever look for in a partner.
• All he’d need was the slightest kernel of interest.
• Your disinterest is always on his mind.

Mammon

• The way you ignore him makes Mammon extremely irritated.
• He goes from 0 to 60 almost immediately and is a constant nuisnace.
• All he wants is your attention.
• Screw goldie. Screw gambling. Screw grimm.
• Your attention, and he’d be set for life.
• His brothers tease him relentlessly about his puppy love crush.
• But he doesn’t care.
• He’d put up with it for a thousand years and more if you just paid attention to him.
• Your approval.
• Your companionship.
• Please, human :(
• You tell him, “I don’t need a man.”
• He pouts.
• And Lucifer, nearby, snorts and just says, “Mammon is hardly a man. A boy, perhaps? Or a dejected dog?”
• Mammon will pick on Luke even more because of how you treat him.
• ..Which, in turn, makes you want to be around him even less.

Leviathan

• Leviathan’s reaction is perhaps the simplest and also the least obnoxious.
• His self-esteem was already low enough without this rejection.
• And unlike the others, he didn’t want to get into your pants.
• (At least, not in the beginning. If things had gone differently than maybe.)
• But his ego takes a huge hit.
• That is, whatever is left of it.
• He just gets really sad, and does only what he needs to do.
• He stays in his room more and signs up fully for online classes.
• He knew no one could ever want him anyway, he tells himself.

Satan

• Excuse him?
• Don’t get him wrong, he appreciates a professional individual as much as Lucifer.
• There’s nothing he hates more than someone who is snivelling or cowardly or won’t speak their mind.
• But you’re playing with fire if you think you can just ignore him.
• He’ll never be rude or pushy like any of the others might.
• He’ll just double his efforts to prove he’s worth it.
• In as polite a way as possible.
• “MC, I’d really like to spend some time with you to get to know you better. I’ll be at the library this afternoon and I’d be thrilled for you to join me. If you don’t want to, I fully understand and respect your decision.”
• Mr. consent & feminism
• Although he does still need to learn how to… back off.
• Ignoring him more just seems to give him energy to work harder.
• It’s amusing, though, so you let it happen.
• He challenges Simeon to a Latin competition to prove he is more intelligence, and therefore worthy of your attention.

Asmodeus

• For the first twenty-four hours, he convinced himself that your disregard applied to all the House of Lamentation residents except for him.
• Isn’t it… impossible? For someone not to like him?
• But when he realizes, it’s like the world has fallen apart around him.
• He spends over 70% of his days crying because you don’t love him.
• He is?
• So?
• Perfect?
• Why don’t?
• You see that?
• He slips into a year-long mood where he’s just more vain and more narcissistic than usual.
• If such is even possible.
• And honestly, he’s just awful to the angels.
• Simeon might have been like a brother to him now, but he has no problem making the stay in the Devildom inconvenient for Simeon and Luke.
• And yet, Asmo isn’t even getting the worst of it.
• That’s saved for Lucifer and Satan.
• (Although, with how Asmo acts maybe he deserves it more.)
• But he’s still a demon.
• And a brat.
• And demons will be demons.
• He won’t let you spend time with Solomon.
• Or, more accurately, won’t let Solomon spend time with you.
• If you’re going to pay attention to the angels, and won’t talk to him, then he’s going to hog the other human.
• And to make it worse!
• The FUCKING cherry on top of this shit sundae!
• You’re mature and self-sustaining and domineering.
• That is SUCH a turn on WHAT the FUCK
• And you… don’t like him.
• :(

Beelzebub

• Are you dumb?
• Are you like, actually dumb?
• You think you’d ignore Beel?
• Of course you’re still giving him attention.
• What reason would you have… not to?
• For the others there’s valid excuses.
• The others are honestly just sort of awful.
• But Beel is practically an angel, regardless of who you are and how you see him.
• Beel is kind.
• And understanding.
• And all he wants of you is to be the best person you can be.
• This demon just wants you to be happy.
• And, really, why would you ever condemn him for that?

Belphegor

• At first, Belphegor gets angry.
• He’ll be mean to you.
• He’ll be unfair.
• He’s not the Avatar of Envy but wow, is he sure jealous.
• So often he’ll be considering the question of why.
• Probably due to the fact that…
• Well…
• You know…
• He sort of… killed you.
• If you remember.
• Which you do.
• Even if that’s not the reason you ignore him, he’ll get bummed out.
• And he’s not the Avatar of Wrath but wow, he sure is angry.
• He knows you have all the right to be.
• But still.
• :(
• Why won’t you love him?
• He finds your professional, independent personality irritating.
• But being angry and being jealous takes a lot of energy.
• He might not be the Avatar of Wrath or Envy.
• What he is is the Avatar of Sloth.
• So after a few days of being pissed and making your life a living hell…
• (Well, as much as it can be when you’re literally in hell.)
• He gives up.
• If you’re not going to put effort into being around him, then he won’t, either.
• No better reason to sleep his misery away.