I just had an hc with nonchalant!mc where the boys made it a competition where the one who could successfully scare mc would be the winner. Mc, however...
MC: *sees the lights flickering* ah... It seems I forgot to pay the bills this month, eh whatever. It'll probably look like I'm having a party so its a win-win situation
MC: *proceeds to play party music all over their house*
*at 3 am*
MC: *goes to the kitchen to have some snack and sees a disfigured monster in the counter growling*...
MC: want some grilled cheese, buddy? *offers sandwich*
MC: *looking in the mirror and their reflection moved contrastly as if its a completely different person* ... 💢
MC: dumbass bish, how am I suppose to know I'm doing it (make-up or whatever) right if you keep on moving differently?! *slaps reflection*
*MC watches as every single glass (plates, cups, windows, etc) shatter one by one*
MC: *wordlessly walks towards coffee table and grabs a pen and paper, writes something in it and gets the hell out of the house to breathe some fresh air*
"Dear Mr. Demons in my house,
I know y'all have been bored and shit, but I cannot condone this kind of behavior. I just recently fixed the tv you decided to flood with some nasty black substance so I'm currently short on money these days. I kindly ask for compensation so just leave it here on my letter. But if you would not comply, I could just cast y'all out with my grandmother's whip that has been bathed in holy water and been blessed by the church, its a real one, I'm telling you.
Clean the mess you've made, will you? Being a freeloader to me is fine but messing things up with make me resort to whipping y'all out of here.
Again, I'm reminding you Mr. Demons to pay me for the damages or else there would be consequences,
Anon... You need to show your username next time because this is clearly a piece, no? You need to be credited.
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