#obey me cats

[devildomwriter]

Satan Almost Got His Cat

This is hilarious and a reference to the OG where it’s said Lucifer agreed to a cat once but the house suddenly became full of them

#obey me shall we date #they really left this man to his fate #Lucifer definitely should’ve been supervising this #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me nightbringer chapter 39 #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me cats

[silversparkz]

i recently got into obey me and beel kitty is definitely that cat that mewos for more food after eating. beel pls, your diagnosis is CHONK. like UNHEALTHY CHONK.

cue sad cat noises, he still hungry :(

#quirky-trash #ask doodle #obey me #obey me cats #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #okay this is probably late but welcome!

[hopeannalea]

i honestly don’t know what i expected

(i can’t find who made the quiz/or the quiz link again, i’m so sorry)

#obey me shall we date #om! satan #obey me satan #obey me cats #obey me nightbringer

[ccerealbowl]

Introducing NB! Satan to my cat

#my two boys #Mr.President our beloved #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me satan #obey me shall we date #obey me fanart #satan fanart #doodles #funny haha #cat

[kelokez]

the light of my life. the sunshine of my lifetime.

#February #art #for someone who loves cats as much as i do i sure can’t fuckin draw them well #obey me #i probably shouldn’t just tag his name? how do i go about this #obey me Satan #there we go #a tag as well as a command #Satan ppl where u at #obey me fanart

[maniaredgrave]

24072023

This image popped straight into my brain seeing Sumi-san’s tweet the other day😂

Satan is in detention or something lol

…I can’t draw cats

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I love them😆

#obey me #obey me levathian #obey me satan #fanart #cat

[shootingstarrfish]

the devilsitter has become a dogsitter! they need help!!!!

this was actually @aspiringtrashpanda's idea!!!! she's very cool and has the biggest brain please tell her how cool she is!!!!!

ive been watching a lot of dog grooming videos lately so i keep thinking about how well/poorly theyd behave when being groomed. lucifer would be the best and mammon would probably be the worst HAHA

#i dont know much about dogs but this was fun!! let me know if you'd assign any of them a different breed >:00 always down to hear thoughts #theres no way satan would be anything other than a cat but if he was a dog what dog would he be? whats the most catlike dog hahaha #obey me #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me art #belphegor #asmodeus #mammon #beelzebub #lucifer #leviathan #satan #om! belphegor #om! asmodeus #om! beelzebub #om! satan #om! mammon #om! leviathan #om! lucifer

[astaroth1357]

Misunderstandings:

*Mammon and Asmo want to go out to The Fall and they decide to bring MC and Satan along with. The festivities seem to be going well at first, until Asmo spies MC sitting at the bar, patting the back of a slumped over Satan. Confused, he goes to investigate*

Asmo: Uhm MC, hun? Is everything alright...?

*Satan appears to be crying with his cheek against the bar and MC looks... completely done with this situation*

MC: No. Satan's upset.

Asmo: What?? Why, what happened?!

MC: *groans a bit, rubbing their temples* A demon came by and asked for my number, but I told him that I have a boyfriend...

Asmo: *blinks* Eh-?

Satan: *sniffles pathetically* I-I never even-*hic*-hadda chance...

Asmo: *purses his lips HARD to stiffle some laughter* O-oh, I see. But aren't you two...?

MC: Yes. He won't hear it!

Satan: *finally raises his head up dramatically* W-ell who iz it, then?? Who'z the dirtbag you're dating!?

MC: *looks so over his shit* Oh, he's really handsome, actually! Let me show you a picture!

*they pull out their phone and start tapping at it while Satan leans in to try and see what they’re doing. After a few seconds, they turn their phone to face him and show... their camera on the selfie lens, now pointed directly at him*

MC: It's you, dumbass! We've been dating for over a year!!

*Satan stares back at himself in their camera screen dumbly, before snatching it out of their hand and glaring down at his image with the heat of a thousand Hells*

Satan: Oi! Lizten 'ere scumbag!! H-hey! *hic* I'm talkin' right now!! STOP INTERRUPTIN' ME!!!

*Asmo starts laughing his ass off now, pulling out his own phone to start recording the debacle while MC hides their in embarrassment*

MC: We are never going drinking again...

#drunk satan is like a cat #that can't recognize its own reflection #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me nb #obey me nightbringer #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me fic

[impish-ivy]

The bottom two lines are hilarious

“Forbidden love”? He’s literally the only one who can marry us with no issues DJDJFJDJDKD

If I was as old as Solomon I’d blame stuff on my age too!

#obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me solomon #obey me shall we date #cute lil cat person <- ABSOLUTE FACTS!

[veinsofvenire]

to be fair, Lucifer, you had a track history of trying to kill MC

#poor azuki #obey me oc #obey me shall we date #lucifer #my comic #artist on tumblr #fanart #artists on tumblr #cat girl #obey me lucifer

[2many-art]

にゃ!

It’s cat day today 😸

#猫の絵 #🌃.art #🌠.my art #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me fanart #digital art #obey me barbatos #cat day #cat maid

[devildomwriter]

#obey me pets #obey me Cerberus #obey me Henry 1.0 #obey me barbatos #obey me Henry 2.0 #obey me blackie #obey me cats #obey me cat bus #obey me Karasu

[silversparkz]

“Points at Cat Beel” He’s not fat! He’s poofy!

yes, yes he is! 🥰

#anonymous #ask doodle #obey me #obey me cats #obey me beelzebub

[irishmammonagenda]

"Mams, I have some news for you." You say, hands behind your back at a weird angle, clearly hiding something.

"Not now, MC, the Great Mammon's busy." The Avatar of Greed dismisses you in an attempt to take his focus away from the way he perked up like a lovesick puppy when he heard your voice.

"But Mams, it's super important."

Mammon looks up from his DDD and stares at you expectantly, when he once more realises he's behaving like a lovesick puppy, he stares at his nails instead, scoffing. "This better be good, human. Do ya think I have all day?! Cus I don't!"

"But Mams! You're a dad now! You have to make time for your family!"

Mammon splutters, dropping his phone and falling off of his bed. "I'm a WHAT??!!! MC who's lyin' to ye! I'm not a dad!!!"

"Yes you are!" You bring your arms out from behind your back to reveal a small little black blob with small little golden horns, wearing an equally small black top hat with yellow accents.

"Papa!" Little D No.2 exclaims from your arms.

"ARRRGH!! The Great Mammon is not yer papa Little D!!!" Mammon shouts, attempting to cover the blush on his face.

You pout, Little D No.2 mirrors your expression. "But Mams! He's the spitting image of you! He's even got your horns! Are you abandoning our child?!"

"Yeah, Papa are you abandoning our chil-...wait hold on I am the child-....Yeah! Papa are you abandoning yer child?!"

"See! He even talks like you! He said yer!"

"T-t-that proves nothin'!! I-I'm not a dad!" Mammon splutters.

You look at him sulkily. "D-do you not wanna have a family with us...I mean how could you say no to this face?" You pinch Little D No.2's cheek and push him out towards the Second Born. "He's adorable! He gets it from you!"

"Fine! I'm a dad! Now please....stop poutin'?" Mammon almost pouts himself before his learned bravado makes another show. "Ahem...! What I was tryna say was....I, the Great Mammon don't care if you pout or not!"

Little D No.2 stage whispers to you. "Psst, what Mammon means to say is that he's so deeply unequivocally in love with you he hardly knows what to do with himself!"

Mammon sputters and shouts something in protest, but you just grin. "Awww! I love you too Mams!"

Mammon subconsciously preens at the praise before staring daggers at a sniggering Little D No.2 as you cradle it in your arms like a baby and coo to it things like 'You look so much like your papa! Yes you do!' and tap its little top hat before booping the small creature's nose, or where a nose should be on a Little D.

Mammon cracks a soft smile watching the scene; not that he'd ever admit it. Even though Little D No.2 was a little shit, he wouldn't mind someday having little shits of his own with you and starting an actual family, except he hoped they'd look like you.

#i was originally going to do this like MC adopted a cat on impulse but then i remembered little d existed #nah but fr i love mammon so much hed be such a good dad #ALSO I AM SO MAD ABT YELLOW BEING REMOVED #obey me mammon x reader #obey me imagines #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me headcanons #obey me mammon #obey me mc #mammon x reader #om! mammon #obey me little d #little d no.2 #obey me fluff #obey me scenario #omswd

[huhnr]

fem!Satan



Lucifer | Mammon | Leviathan | Asmodeus | Beelzebub | Belphegor

#obey me #obey me shall we date #fem version #obey me satan #cat!!

[the-secret-keeper]

Obey Me!MC gets confronted in the lunch as to why they haven't panicked or are the least bit concerned about the Overblots.

Obey Me!MC, reminiscing on their days in the Devildom: Meh, I've seen worse.

Obey Me!MC, leveling the person who confronted them with a glare: I've done worse.

Various TWST boys: *feeling both concerned and extremely horny attracted*

#obey me mc #obey me!mc #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland prompt #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x mc #twisted wonderland x obey me mc #twisted wonderland x obey me!mc #twst #twst prompt #twst incorrect quotes #twst x reader #twst x obey me mc #twst x obey me!mc #my fic #a cat said this #in a barbie show #believe it or not a cat said this