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certifiedlucifersimp · 9 months

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Lucifer : Why is MC sitting on your shoulders?

Diavolo : They like to feel tall!

MC : *happy sheep noises*

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l3viat8an · 10 months

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MC:*Cocking a nerf gun and pointing it at Lucifer*

Lucifer:*Not looking up from his paperwork* Must you?

MC: I Must.

Lucifer: I understand. Fire at will.

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that-one-pretty-bitch · 1 year

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Asmo: Breathe if you admit your love for MC or recite the bible in Japanese if you wont

Mammon, holding his breath: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。そして地球は形がなく、空っぽでした。そして闇が深淵の面にあった。そして、神の霊が水の面を動いた。....

Asmo:

Asmo: Is that actually Japanese??

Levi: I can confirm that this in fact, is Japanese

Asmo: WHEN DID HE LEARN JAPANESE??

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apoorhuman · 1 year

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Mc just got mocked by a lesser demon and the brothers saw that from afar, but when the brothers are about to defend mc started saying this

Lesser demon: you're so ugly you can't even pull any bithces lol

Mc: yeah, maybe I can't pull any bithces

Mc: *taking out a glock from their pocket* but I can pull this trigger-

The lesser demon has been shot, and now the room was silent with a demon bleeding to their death, a happy menace human, and seven flabbergasted Lords of hell

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obeymeimaginesandasks · 1 year

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Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #126

MC: You fucking don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Satan: *not looking up from his book* Spear.

MC: BLOCKED.

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #incorrect obey me quotes #obey me satan #obey me chaos #chaotic MC #obey me nightbringer

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starry-miki · 6 months

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So original this was going to be a gadget on my iPhone, i looked up how to make a gif into a gadget and it was possible and so I made a cute old man gif, BUT for the app I’m using it could only work for Android for free and I need to pay for iPhone, which i didnt know to the end, so I put my blood sweat and tears in making this cute BUT IN THE END NOT BEING ABLE TO USE IT, I WAS LIKE SAD FOR LIKE 5 MINS THEN I JUST ACCEPTED MY FATE. so anyway i just wanted to share it on here instead. yes i know there is a weird color error in old mans animation, and i cant fix it for some reason??? 🥲

Anyway if someone is interesting in using this for their gadgets let me know so I can go back and try to fix that weird coloring error and I’ll polish it up for you. If I can’t use it at least let someone else be happy with it. 🥲

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mentallyillbutokay · 1 year

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𓆩♡𓆪

MC: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Solomon: Awww, no, you haven't!

MC: So why do you keep cooking?

𓆩♡𓆪

#obey me!#obey me crack #obey me #obey me solomon #obey me mc #obey me chaos #solomon sucks at cooking but nobody has the heart to tell him #except mc because we have no morals #obey me headcanons #obey me memes #obey me incorrect quotes

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feixio · 1 year

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#he is such a character #about to burst #om barbatos #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me chat #om! barbatos #obey me chaos #obey me barbatos

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diahsthings · 9 months

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"do you want to fight me?"

Obey Me

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Think of an MC who has a habit of saying "Do you want to fight me?"* Whenever they are getting mad at someone. Maybe they can actually hold their own. Martial arts training or something like that.

Lucifer ends that quickly.

The excited glances from Satan, and Belfie. Excited at all the possibilities of chaos they can cause. Someone else is ready to throw down.

I hope that was coherent enough to understand. I'm high, dude.

*it's the main thing I say when I'm driving. Idk why. I'm pretty sure I would be crying before a fight.

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artislifefan · 1 year

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* Any bad situation occurs:

Everyone:

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me chaos #obey me chat

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certifiedlucifersimp · 1 year

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Lucifer: Violence isn't the answer.

MC: You’re right.

Lucifer: *sighs in relief*

Mc: Violence is the question.

Lucifer: What?

MC, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Lucifer, running after them: NO-

(Belphegor and Satan are coming to help you)

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l3viat8an · 8 months

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Mammon: I don't care what anyone thinks about me!!

MC: Ok.

Mammon: Wait, why such a muted reaction?…did that not sound cool?…

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that-one-pretty-bitch · 2 years

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The product of lesson 16

MC: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Lucifer: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

MC: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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alreadyzdead · 1 year

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No, I will not stop calling him Christopher Pussy instead of Christopher Peugeot

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obeymeimaginesandasks · 1 year

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Incorrect Demon Quotes

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20

21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30

31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40

41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50

51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60

61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69

70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80

81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90

91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100

101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110

111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120

121, 122

Brothers Masterlist

Dateables Masterlist

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alexx013 · 11 months

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Platonic (could be interpreted as romantic) Mammon X Reader

Also a bit of platonic Luke X Reader

Angst🌧️ -> Comfort⛅ (-> Chaos🌪️)

TW: academic validation, school sucks, MC has daddy issues

Word count: 823

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A/N: Hii, it's my first post here. Hope you like it

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When life on Earth was a hard task, the one with the seven Princes of Hell in Devildom isn't much easier. Not only does the RAD have very high expectations for its students, so you often found yourself barely getting any sleep just to finish some tasks and study, but the brothers are a pain.

Their constant bickering, calling each other names and then coming to you for reassurance or to get things of their shoulders was tiring. Between Lucifer complaining about the others driving him crazy, Asmodeus being insecure about his looks, and Mammon just wanting comfort and few nice words coming from you, you barely found time for bettering your own mental health. You loved them dearly, but being the therapist friend and feeling good about yourself almost never worked together.

One day the teacher gave back the tests you spent ages studying for. You felt pretty confident about getting an okay-ish grade, but when the teacher put the white as snow paper with the red like blood marks you felt as if a knot was tightening in your stomach. Even after studying so much you.. didn't pass. You quickly pinched the bridge of your nose to avoid any tears forming in your eyes and started counting the points, maybe the teacher made a mistake? They didn't, you really didn't pass.

Before you could get of out the class and go home, since it was your last the teacher told you to stay in class for a bit longer. Once everyone left they sat at their desk and with a disappointed look said:

"You didn't pass, I'm very disappointed. You should have studied more".

You quickly left the building and made your way towards HoL, wanting to barricade yourself in your room as quickly as possible.

You locked the door and jumped on the wooden bed with grey duvets, finally feeling safe in the closed space of your room. You left a few sniffles, as the words said by your teacher lingered in your memories. They reminded you of your dad, never showing any signs of being proud, yet always nitpicking every mistake you made.

Tears started forming in your eyes as you tried to muffle your voice by covering your mouth with a hand. You whispered:

"Haven't I given enough?"

to yourself as tears started streaming down your cheeks and started gathering on the pillow. You held your duvet tighter, as if was the only form of comfort you believed you deserved. You heard voices in your head and they were laughing at you:

"You're such a failure. You never can do anything right. You don't deserve anyone"

But before you could do anything about them you heard a song coming from your phone. It seems that someone was calling you. You quickly wiped away your tears, not wanting to ruin the facade of feeling fine even for yourself and looked at the screen. It was Luke. You answered and with your hoarse voice said:

- Yes Luke?

- MC, are you sick? You don't sound the best. Hold on for a while - the angel anwsered as he ended the call

Not so long after that, you heard a knock on your door. You staggered towards it thinking if you should open it, when you heard Mams voice:

- MC, Luke told me ya are sick. Why didn't ya tell me. I've got some tea and meds.

You unlocked the doors and opened them, so that the white haired demon could walk in. He set the things he was holding on your night table, then walking over to you. He gently patted your head saying: "You gotta take better care of yourself. Are you okay?"

That last sentence was too much for you. Tears started pouring out of your eyes as you hugged the demon tightly, to hide them. He was surprised at first from the sudden action, but then started softly stroking your back. He whispered: "Do ya wanna talk about it?", not wanting to startle you. When you shook your head, he asked again "How 'bout cuddles, and a little nap?", which to you agreed.

He laid on your bed, opening his arms so that he could embrace you later on. You joined him, nuzzling your face in the crook of his neck as his arms wrapped around you. Your eyes started getting heavy and both of you started falling asleep accompanied by the sound of each other's heartbeat.

Extra ending:

You heard a loud knock on your door, stirring you awake. But before you could get up and do anything the door was kicked down. A certain demon with orange hair appeared in your room and asked:

- Do you have any snacks in your room? I'm hungry.

You laid there dumbfounded. Beel decided to leave the room but then a small blonde hair angel barged in yelling:

- I CAME HERE TO THE RESCUE... oh.. um, is it a bad time?

Luke ran out of your room as quickly as he could. You looked at Avatar of Greed peacefully sleeping beside you. In pure disbelief you said:

- How tf aren't you awake by now?

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