Easy Money
You’re out shopping with Mephistopheles when you see a watch you like.
MC: “Ooh this so pretty! Oh yikes…that’s way too expensive…”
Mephistopheles: “Hm? It’s only 1,000.”
MC: “Only?”
Mephistopheles: “Yes, I could drop a hundred times this amount and not even bother picking it up.”
MC: “Is that so?”
Mephistopheles: “Why of course.”
MC: “Do it.”
Mephistopheles: “Pardon?”
MC: “Drop one million and walk away.”
Mephistopheles: “I never said a million?”
MC: “So it does matter?”
Mephistopheles: “No it doesn’t. See. It’s meaningless, I’ll make it again in an hour.”
You bend over and pick it up.
Mephistopheles: “Ah, thank you—“
MC: “Oh, did you need this back?”
Mephistopheles: “Well I don’t need it—“
MC: “Oh, so I can have it?”
Mephistopheles: “I’m not giving out money!”
MC: “But you were gonna leave it there and not even pick it up.”
Mephistopheles: “I was making a point.”
MC: “You can’t make a pint if you don’t follow through.”
Mephistopheles: “Well—“
MC: “I knew it, you really aren’t that wealthy after all…”
Mephistopheles: “Of course I am! Do you understand who I am?”
MC: “But don’t you need this back?”
Mephistopheles: “Absolutely not! I wouldn’t dream of it”
MC: “Are you sure, because—“
Mephistopheles: “I don’t need it, I’m not a peasant. You can have it since you went through the effort of picking it up off the ground?”
MC: “Really?”
Mephistopheles: “Yes I insist.”
MC: “Thanks, Mephisto, you’re the best!”
Mephistopheles: “Naturally.”
A few hours later you return home with bags upon bags full of items from top name brands.
Lucifer: “What in the three worlds?”
MC: “That was the easiest million I’ve ever made.”
Mammon: “Huh!? Did ya say million!!!??? How the hell did ya do that?”
MC: “Do you want the short story or—?”
Lucifer: “Short, please.”
MC: “I called Mephisto poor.”
Lucifer: *sigh* “That idiot…”
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Mc: what's the best way to intimedate somebody?
Asmo: take your shirt off
Mc: what does that have to do with intimedating somebody?
Asmo: nothing I just like looking at you without a shirt
Mc: ...
Mc: if you give me a good one I'll keep it off for the entire day
Asmo: cover yourself in blood and bare your teeth, they will be scared AND horny
Mc: (taking of their shirt) alright you win that was a good one
Asmo: (also taking of his shirt) cool
Mc: why are you also taking of your shirt
Asmo: equality
Mc: cool
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🔥 For "scientific purposes" 🔥
Minors don't interact (MDNI), Suggestive.
👥️Characters: Lucifer x gn!reader, Mammon x gn!reader, Leviathan x gn!reader, Satan x gn!reader, Asmodeus x gn!reader, Beelzebub x gn!reader, Belphegor x gn!reader.
⚠️Warnings: MDNI, smut-ish, Suggestive.
📝 Note: After looking at some official artworks that make me go 🥵 for each brother, I thought: how would each of them react if you asked him to take his shirt off to touch his abs for "scientific purposes". Lol.
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💜 Belphie 💜
Belphie:
MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.
Belphie: Wh-What? Why?
MC: ... It's for scientific purposes! I promise! (It isn't). I just want to understand demons' anatomy better!
Belphie, blushing and a little confused, but taking his shirt off nonetheless: I mean, if it helps (?)
❤️ Beel ❤️
Beel:
MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs. I- I swear, it's for scientific purposes (no, it's not), you see, for anatomy class-
Beel immediately takes his shirt off, blushing a little but not even questioning you: O-Okay.
🩷 Asmo 🩷
Asmo:
MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs. I- It's for scientific purposes (no, it's not) since we are studying demons' anatomy, I thought-
Asmo knows exactly what you're doing. With lustful eyes, he doesn't let you finish and, while taking his shirt off, he answers: Of course, hon! Anything to help you study.
💚 Tan 💚
Satan:
MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.
Satan: Wh-What are you saying?!
MC: D-Didn't you want to help me study? How can I understand demons' anatomy without actually interacting from up close with one? (You lier!)
Satan might be blushing, but he doesn't waste the opportunity. While taking his shirt off, he rambles: F-fine. As your tutor, I must make sure that you actually understand the assignments perfectly. Interacting with the specimen like this, in this case: a demon, might be beneficial. In fact, in the XIX century, human scholars (...).
🧡 Levi 🧡
Levi:
MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.
Levi: Wh-WhAT?! EH? WhAt Did yOu jUsT sssAY?! I-
MC: What? Did I say that outloud?! I- I mean..., I wouldn't mind if you don't mind. It's for scientific purposes! (Lier! It isn't!). You know how in anatomy class-
Levi, taking his shirt off: F-fine... But I'm just a yucky otaku, you know. Are you ok with this?
(We were the ones who asked, Levi)
💛 Mamms 💛
Mammon:
MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.
Mammon: HUH?! WH-WHAT? WHAT ARE YA-
MC: Pretty please! If you don't help me, who will? I mean, think about it! How am I, a human, supposed to understand demons' anatomy otherwise! It's for scientific purposes, I promise! (you spectacular lier!)
Mammon, red as a tomatoe, maybe even shaking while taking his shirt off: F-fine human. But doncha take this da wrong way!
💙 Luci 💙
Lucifer:
MC: ... Please take off your shirt and let me feel your abs.
Lucifer doesn't even ask if he listened correctly. He knows what he heard. So he takes off his shirt and walks to you: Fine, my little sheep. Otherwise, how will you understand demons' anatomy. It's for scientific purposes only, right?— he moves your hands to his torso, with a devilish smile on his face.
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[Notes: The character(s) depicted here belong to the mobile game "Obey me: shall we date" and are owned by Solmare Corporation. The text here was made by me: Treasure of Mammon, meaning this is fan-made. | GN!Reader | English is not my first language, so there might be orthographic and syntax errors. I urge you all to interact kindly with this post].
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