Like yeah, we have Seductive Speechcraft, some kind of potions class, devildom history for sure. Fangol as an elective, there’d probably be something about how to break a human’s mind or such but what else? Arithmancy and transfiguration? Infernal speech?
Please if you have any headcannon or ideas, drop em here:
Hi guys. I think I’m starting to taper in regards to writing for obey me but, I don’t think I’m ready to quit yet… but you’re also probably not gonna see a lot for me from here on either.
This means he stuff in my inbox are probably gonna take a while to get to, if at all. So for that, I’m sorry but I hope you understand.
Anyway, enjoy a fluffy-ish, artsy Mammon moment. Female mc because this is kinda art reflecting life.
Rare moments of quiet.
That’s what she loved most about their time alone; in time his bravado dropped, his nerves mellowed and the chaos of the house disappeared once his door closed behind them.
The mornings were her favourite. She was a night owl and he was an early bird; so he always woke up before her and it wasn’t uncommon to find him hunched over his desk doing, something.
At first, being the Avatar of Greed, she thought perhaps he was milling over his findings, admiring shiny gems, quietly counting coin or polishing jewellery.
Propping herself onto her elbow gave her just enough clearance to see the edges of a diary on the desk, peeking beneath his bent arm.
Eyes flicking up to his face, only his eyes visible above his shoulder, almost hidden by his tussled white locks; a look of deep concentration.
“What are you working on?” she asked quietly, the rough edge of sleep wavering her words to just above a whisper.
Mammon flinched none the less before lifting his head and glanced over his shoulder; a slight flush creeping across his cheeks as he smiled at her; bedsheets coiled around her frame and a curious look on her drowsy face.
He hesitated a moment before looking back to whatever held his attention. “Well… well people pay good money for art… so I…”
Tapering off, Mammon shyly glanced back over to his human and saw a small smile curl her lips. “May I see?” Her curiousity was growing at the prospect of seeing Mammom’s secret hobby, she sat up more and he couldn’t help but smile at how she held the sheet to her chest as she leant toward him.
“You should feel so lucky,” he huffed with a smirk, though the heat on his face threatened to betray him. He took the visual diary in hand as he set down his pencil and spun his chair to face MC. “Not every one gets to see the Great Mammom’s work when it’s in progress.”
MC chuckled gently while he scooted his chair closer to the bed and placed the diary into her waiting hand; Mammon watching her expression as her gaze moved over the smudged sketch, her grin softening.
“So?” he squawked impatiently and instantly her eyes flicked up to him, her smile widening again.
“You’re very good.” Her words were simple yet Mammon felt the sincerity behind them; he leant forward and tilted his head, stealing a quick kiss to her neck and smiled at her giggling.
“I gotta do a little more work and then I’ll take ya out on the town… my treat. Just - just don’t tell no one, I don’t need people thinking I’m a charity, ya know!” He babbled on, taking the diary back and kissed her cheek before turning back to his desk.
And amused breath escaped MC as she lay back down. “It’ll be our little secret,” she offered while getting comfortable, propping herself in a way so she could still watch Mammon work.
Interesting! This is definitely comedic and something I can do! I’m so happy you enjoy my writing! Stay safe yourself and have a nice day!
You were focusing on your phone; scrolling through devilgram as you lazily lounged on your sofa but you saw apples pop up on your feed. A new Apple based recipe coming up on some of the feed blogs you’ve followed.
You weren’t really sure how to bring up your DISDAIN for apples. Your absolute HATRED for them. Was it the texture? The taste? Who knows- you didn’t! You just couldn’t stand them.
You knew it was silly so you never brought it up. The poison apples in the Devildom only made your hate even more prominent.
You were so caught up on your thoughts so you didn’t expect someone to give you one, telling you to eat. Out of pure instinct you just chucked it to the closest person in the room.
Hello love! Thanks for sending in a request, this was really cute to write! I mayyyy have gotten out of hand and made this longer than I meant to, but hey, brainworms demanded attention. GN! Reader, and SFW!
Context on the coffee:
Hell Coffee: Known to become bitter when the brewer has feelings for the someone who they’re brewing for. (Seen in chat Bittersweet)
My asks are open, but please check out my rules before sending in an ask! Reblogs, likes, and comments are greatly appreciated!
Stoic! Reader Giving Satan Hell Coffee (SFW)
Okay okay listen. Just think about it.
All the brothers fell because of their sins. Sins. They weren’t angelic enough.
They didn’t fit, their sins made them “bad”.
And then here they go, the human, who is so fully human. They are good, yet they are bad. They are not demonic, yet not angelic.
I can imagine the brothers seeing their own sins in them. Oh woow this human is so proudful! They are so greedy, want everything to themself and so envious if they can’t get it. They are lustful and get really terribly angry sometimes. They are so gluttony, can eat a whole damned cheese cake and than not move for two full days, just being completely lazy and sleep through the days.
They are so human.
Yet they are kind. They take good care of the brothers. They smile and they help, they light up the dark. They are being there, can cry on their shoulders.
Maybe that’s why the brothers fell in love with them, because they made them understand that there is good in every bad and there is bad in every good.
Nothing and nobody is just black or white. Not demons, not humans and not angels.
okay so this is going to be short ig but here it is!
Really. You are going to lose your mind over her? When he is right there with you. On your sixth month anniversary date. Lowkey jealous but more bothered about the situation itself. be prepared for some punishment if you haven’t already ;)
Ok so this is almost peak jealousy for him. If you are out in public on a date then you already know this is going to be embarassing for everyone present due to his whining and him making a scene. If it’s not a date he is slighlty more OK with it but if you know him enough then you can clearly tell how jealous he actually is under his facade
Both of you go mush brain ngl so him mentioning his jealousy later about you showing attraction towards The Lady.. he is not being fair and you should stand your ground. (though he would never initiate a conversation like that unless you are real close to him)
Ok so this is a surprise for him. A vampire? Of all things? You know this lady worships him, right?
yeeaaaah they might have dated in the past, what about it? He makes sure you don’t feel jealous or insecure though! how nice of him!
Smiling to himself but also confused. Doesn’t really mention it though. You could never tell if he is jealous or not when it happens, though for a short while afterwards you might notice slight jealousy. Nothing to talk about later though. He loves you and you love him and he is focusing on that. Also he is too hungry for this
Oh. Depening on how much attraction you show he might attempt murder later. I’m not kidding. He doesn’t like feeling jealous.
(we all deal with our emotions differently right)
He notices how you seem to like her which makes him feel 1) lowkey jealous 2) he is happy that you seem to like the citizens of his country so he might as well arrange a tea party or something for the 3 of you! he is too kind for his own good sometimes.:( Though if his jealousy grows he will make sure to tell you about it
Doesn’t comment on it on the spot but he is taking mental notes about your preferences ;) Not sure how he is going to use it to his advantage later but that is a surprise left for you to find out
Again if it’s a date it is concerning. If it’s early dating he is not mentioning it but if you two are close then he will tell you his feelings about the situation. If you are nothing like that then he just smiles about it and probably teases you later
Regardless of your relationship status he is going to be a tease about it for a long time coming. You can never tell if he is jealous or not unless you are an above avarage observer and have a rather close relationship with him going on.
Sorry anon! The tattoo hc was written before I created my rules and guidelines, so that’s why all the brothers are there. If you still want this hc, please request a maximum of 5 characters. Also friendly reminder: Read my rules and guidelines before requesting.
All body types are valid and wonderful; just like some people can’t control how much weight they put on, others can’t control how much weight they can’t gain. It’s not always simple with body types - just look after yourself regardless of your size. Eat your 3 main meals, have small snacks or mini meals every 2-3 hours that are more healthy or if you have healthy main meals let your mini meals/snacks be unhealthy
Though too much of anything can be unhealthy so is there really a different between the types?
Also please everyone drink plenty of water even if you have to give it some flavour for it be more enjoyable!
“are you sure you’re a human? You look more like a reaper to me.”
Three demons surrounded you, leaning on the table as you tried to ignore them. Keeping your focus on the the worksheet Infront of you but a demon snatched your pencil.
“Hey, doesn’t this remind you of Someone?” the demon laughed, pointing the pencil at you.
But they took it another step, they easily snapped the pencil in half with one hand. Throwing it back at you. You flinched away, covering your face but luckily it landed on the table.
They were all snickering. Prodding at your arms and sides. You squirmed away from them and slapped their hands.
“leave me alone…”
A different male demon grabbed your wrist, inspecting your slim wrist.
“hey don’t grab them like that, you might break them! I mean look at them, they’re bone!” The female demon mocked concern.
“Aw come on~ can’t handle a few jokes? Humans really are weak.”
Your wrist was thrown from his grasp; it smacked on the table and you hissed. Just before you could do anything the classroom door suddenly opened. The demons all whispered a fearful “oh shit” under their breath.
Aw, you’re so sweet Anon! This is a lovely ask! I’m so sorry that you’re family weren’t receptive to your new tattoo. That’s terrible, and I hope this makes you feel a bit better!
So, I’m assuming you meant an MC with a large tattoo on their back? If not, feel free to tell me and I’ll make a new hc! This hc has a reader with a large back tattoo and/or multiple tattoos. Since this has all 7 brothers, each one will be shorter than my usual hcs. (Also, I’m posting a rules page soon, so stay tuned!)
This is SFW, with a GN! Reader. Reblogs, likes, and comments are greatly appreciated!
The Brothers Reacting to a Tattooed MC (SFW)
Now, I hc that Mammon has tattoos other than his demon markings
So he probably wouldn’t be caught off guard, as he’s used to seeing humans and demons with full body tattoos, or tattoos that take up a large area on their body.
However, that doesn’t mean he won’t react
As soon as he sees it, he’s swooning
If you’re ok with it, he’ll be bragging to whoever would listen about how strong you were, and how awesome you looked.
Definitely the type to get a matching tattoo with you if you ever want to get another.
If your tattoo(s) are of a crow or feathered wings, he swears he falls deeper in love with you.
Well, if that’s even possible
Any crow/avian wing tattoos, would make him just melt, knowing you have his symbolic animal tattooed on yourself.
If you ever show any insecurity about your tattoo(s), you bet he’ll do his best to soothe them.
The moment he picks up on your insecurities, he ramps up the affection and love he shows for your ink.
“Ya ain’t serious, right? Yer stunning, better than any other piece a’ art! There ain’t no way I’m lettin’ anyone tell ya yer not tha most beautiful person in all three realms.”
He’s awestruck when you show him your tattoo(s).
You’re like his favorite action anime protagonist!
Levi is just in disbelief at the fact he has such a badass partner.
He adores any type of tattoos, but one as large and powerful as this?
Oh he has heart eyes-
Especially if you had a scaly/reptilian one, it’d make him nearly faint in delight
We all know he loves reptiles -gestures to Henry-
A reptiles had always been seen as symbols of reality and power, and he admires you greatly for having one tattooed on you.
Whenever he cosplays, he’ll ask if you’d like to cosplay with him as a tattooed character.
He’ll fawn over how incredible you look, bragging on his Devilgram about how kickass his lover is.
Your cosplays together always end up with thousands of likes and comments, fans adoring how much of a power couple the both of you are.
You notice, that after you show him your tattoo, that he starts playing with tattooed characters.
Upon asked why, he responded with,
“W-well…you’re really cool, and tattooed characters remind me of you. Badass and someone who deserves respected. Even when you’re not physically with me, playing with a tattooed character makes it feel like you’re playing with me.”
He’s intrigued and fascinated immediately
Oh you bet he’s going to fawn over it.
As soon as he finds out, expect to be showered in praise and words of adoration.
Complimenting how well it matches your color palate, outfit aesthetic, hair color, etc.
Immediately takes you out for clothes that show it off, and compliment the style of it.
How could he not want to show off such pretty mark(s) on his lover!
Absolutely supports you all the way, and would love to throw in his two cents if you ever decide to get another tattoo.
If you’re up for it, he’ll get you a page in Majolish, maybe even the front cover!
For sure, wears clothing to match your tattoo(s), and does his nails a similar style.
He’d even commission designers for special pieces, that mimic the design of your tattoo, and expose it, showing the world your beauty.
Definitely the type to take selfies with you and make aesthetic boards of you including your tattoo.
He adores you, and every part of you, no matter what.
“Darling you are more beautiful than anyone who criticizes you! All those haters of yours are just jealous, hon!”
In S3, he has one while in the human world, so he’d probably find it pretty cool that you have one(+).
I hc Beel to doesn’t care much about physical looks, so he probably wouldn’t pay it/them any special attention.
Why would he think of you differently because of it?
He’s fairly curious though.
Doesn’t it hurt? How long did it take for you to get it done?
Either way, he sees it/them as a nice mark on your skin, but not something he’d make a fuss about.
Another one of the boys who would get a matching tattoo with you, after all, he doesn’t mind tattoos, so if you wanted to get a matching one, he wouldn’t say no.
One of the types to absentmindedly stare at your tattoo, unaware that he’s staring.
Honestly? He’s pretty neutral on this
He doesn’t really care if you do or don’t have a tattoo, and won’t pay it any special attention unless you ask.
He loves you because of your personality, your physical appearance had nothing to do with it.
Your determination, patience, and tenderness are traits that attracted him to you.
But if you have a tattoo of anything cow related…
He may feel a bit smug
His lover has his symbolic animal tattooed on themself, how could he not be?
It practically screams that they’re taken, and taken by him.
Now he doesn’t have to worry about other demons trying to take you from him.
Sometimes, if you’re cuddling, he’ll trace your tattoo(s), a way to soothe you, on the chance you’re stressed/anxious.
Tbh, it calms him down as well.
Knowing that you’re physically there, keeps his anxieties about you leaving at bay.
Probably the brother that is most angry when someone insults your appearance.
“Y/n, others have no right to judge you based on your physical appearance. It’s your body, and no one else should control how you make yourself look.”
I only don’t write certain triggering things like sewerslide, self ouchie and forced devils tango - I know these are very non serious ways to censor these sensative topics but I would like to avoid triggering anyone
I know some people just shut down just by hearing it or seeing the word and it’s really unfortunate
So yes, I’ll take your request!
Warning: food, blood, gore-ish?, eating, teeth, human consumption, hallucinations and angst
Hello everyone! This is based on the chat, ‘Worst Punishment Ever’ so there will be spoilers for a chat, but no story/lesson spoilers! SFW. There won’t be any romance in this scenario, just pure, 3am crack. Reblogs, likes, and comments are greatly appreciated!
Mammon and Levi Holding Hands for 24 Hours (SFW/Crack)
MC: *puts on UP by Cardi B*
Literally anyone else : …
MC: *dancing and having fun*
Make a nigga act right
Broke boys don’t deserve no pussy
Mammon: Is this directed at me? I am insulted.
MC and Asmo while vibing: (I know that’s right)
Lucifer: Someone save me…. please.
This was a lovely request from @shymayfly ! SFW, with a GN reader, and my ask box is open! So basically, Satan and Belphie have a prank war, and MC attempts to stop them, getting themselves mixed up in the mayhem. (Slight Lucifer x reader if you squint)
Reblogs, likes, and comments are always appreciated!
Satan and Belphie having a Prank War on Lucifer (SFW)
Thanks for the request love! This is such an adorable prompt, I’m glad you sent it in! For this request it has a SFW rating, and a GN (Human) reader. As always, my ask box is open! Reblogs, likes, and comments are always appreciated!
Giving Satan a Homemade Book (SFW)
Mammon loves 80s music and if you sneak up at the right time you will absolutely get to see him lip syncing into a hairbrush while dancing to bangers like Come On Eileen, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Down Under, etc.
you can pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands btw
Hey guys! I’m back with another headcanon for the brothers, I have a lot more planned for the future and maybe with other characters too *ahem* Diavolo *ahem* I’ll be posting soon a wip post, and you can tell me which one you would like to see first! Anyways, I hope you enjoy ✌🏼😌
This, this right here - oh yeah
This just brings me back because one of my plot devices for a fanfic I wrote years ago was the MC leaving their husband at the alter because they couldn’t say “I do” and ran off to catch up with the Demon they wanted to be with
Of course I keep all my things as gender neutral as I can but you will be in the ‘bride’ position but considering that this spouse is also gender ambiguous - the title doesn’t really mean much. Also personally I wouldn’t care if I walked the aisle or it was future partner. As long as someone does it then there’s no issue.
Additional: I’m just a pasty white man whose only been to one wedding; my parents - so my only experience is a Christian/Catholic white people wedding - I just wanted to add this as I’m aware in other cultures and countries weddings are very different.
It was your wedding day. A day you’ve been planning for years now with your spouse. They made you the happiest person in the world and you couldn’t of asked for a better person to live your years with. Of course, You had to invite the most influencal people in your life to be your best man- well men.
That’s right, standing by a priest was 7 of the most powerful demons in the Devildom. All watching you make your way towards your spouse. You were grinning, tears in your eyes. It was safe to say your spouse wasn’t any better, jogging on the spot to finally seeing you. They couldn’t believe how stunning you looked, mouth covered by their hand as they sobbed.
Mammon was bawling his eyes out by the time you took your spouse hand. He tuned out the priest as he clung to his older brother. Lucifer just stood there stiff, lips twitching as he looked to the side, hiding his forming tears. Levithan smacked mammon for being embarassing but he wasn’t any better; you were getting married!!!
Satan was death glaring your spouse; hoping it’ll sent a mental image that he will come for them if they hurt you even once. Asmodeus was holding Satan’s hand, wiping his eyes before the tears could come. Not wanting to ruin his makeup before the pictures were taken.
The twins stood with their brothers, watching you speak your love and devotion to your spouse. Belphegor sniffed, leaning against his brother. Beelzebub patted his little brothers head, face cold as massive tears ran down his face.
They’ve watched you grow to become the person you are today through the exchange program and now you were being whisked away. Planning to stay in the human realm with your partner and live a happy married life. The brothers and Everyone else was absolutely shattered by this.
Diavolo, Barbatos Simeon, Luke and Solomon were all sitting on your side. Luke was much like mammon; bawling his eyes out hugging Simeon. Simeon was soothing the young one. Barbatos was holding his young masters hand, giving it reasurring pat’s as he silently soothed the large demon. Diavolo sniffling and grinning as he watched you. Solomon was the calmest one out of Everyone but that didn’t mean he wasn’t going to miss you. No, he’ll your adventures together and sad you’re giving up being his apprentice for a normal life.
“it’s okay to cry Lucifer.” Mammon murmured, seeing his brother struggle.
But Lucifer refused. He refused to cry especially Infront of you. But what he didn’t realize was the single tear of sadness and joy falling down his face.
They were all sad to no longer have you so prominent in their life but beyond joyed you’ve come so far. You found someone you love and they love you back. Your time at the academy has ended and your trips to the devildom will be limited. The brothers just have to rely on phone calls and being summoned to see you.
They grieved whilst they celebrated such a wonderful day.
I blame magic for this - sometimes I wish I could do this just for the comedic effect, maybe I won’t need glasses anymore if I give them a good polish
Did take some creative liberties but hope it’s still fun for you!
“so….this is a demon kids cartoon???”
“yeah! Satan was obessed with this show.”
“silence, it was mindless watching whilst I developed.” He looked embarassed, keeping his hand to his chest.
Mammon was watching the show with a grin but nervously shifted in his seat, moving an inch closer to you. The other brother’s were all sitting with you, levithan was sitting between your legs on the floor gaming, belphegor was laughing at the show meanwhile his brother only half paid attention. Asmo was hugging mammons legs as he complained how overly messy and disgusting it was. Lucifer was sitting on the other side of you, going through his phone.
“this is type of stuff you’d seen in creepypasta videos - the hell is this?!”
You just stared at the screen dumbfounded and disgusted. It only got worse when a fish turned to the screen, beginning to speak but it had realistic human teeth.
“excuse me- y'all seeing this shit???? Lemme just-”
You bonked the back of your head, your eyeballs popping out. You easily caught them, doing a quick two breaths on them and gave them a good rub on your shirt. You shoved your eyes back in and rapidly blinked.
“WHAT THE FU-”