All body types are valid and wonderful; just like some people can’t control how much weight they put on, others can’t control how much weight they can’t gain. It’s not always simple with body types - just look after yourself regardless of your size. Eat your 3 main meals, have small snacks or mini meals every 2-3 hours that are more healthy or if you have healthy main meals let your mini meals/snacks be unhealthy
Though too much of anything can be unhealthy so is there really a different between the types?
Also please everyone drink plenty of water even if you have to give it some flavour for it be more enjoyable!
“are you sure you’re a human? You look more like a reaper to me.”
Three demons surrounded you, leaning on the table as you tried to ignore them. Keeping your focus on the the worksheet Infront of you but a demon snatched your pencil.
“Hey, doesn’t this remind you of Someone?” the demon laughed, pointing the pencil at you.
But they took it another step, they easily snapped the pencil in half with one hand. Throwing it back at you. You flinched away, covering your face but luckily it landed on the table.
They were all snickering. Prodding at your arms and sides. You squirmed away from them and slapped their hands.
“leave me alone…”
A different male demon grabbed your wrist, inspecting your slim wrist.
“hey don’t grab them like that, you might break them! I mean look at them, they’re bone!” The female demon mocked concern.
“Aw come on~ can’t handle a few jokes? Humans really are weak.”
Your wrist was thrown from his grasp; it smacked on the table and you hissed. Just before you could do anything the classroom door suddenly opened. The demons all whispered a fearful “oh shit” under their breath.
I’m not going to lie, when I first read this I thought it was “anal check up” I didn’t realize I was wrong until my friend pointed it out. Let me tell you - I was LAUGHING MY ASS OFF FOR MINUTES!!!
I’m sorry anon I did you dirty 😭😂
I use to be afraid of needles, I don’t like them but now I can look at them when I get injections. So the surprise I got imagining such powerful demons afraid of a needle? It was brilliant
Warnings: Queer Reader (Dates Men and Women), Stereotypical Boy Shenanigans
A/N: Reminding our workshop customers that the spirits and I do not place orders, we are just doing it because we find the idea interesting.
Your background story: You were adopted by Athena when you were still very young and the goddess raised you with great zeal, under the influence of your adoptive mother you learned several of the trades and talents attributed to her and especially in strategy. It should also be mentioned that you have a natural charm with the animal symbol of your mother and all the owls help you as family members as do the crows for Mammon.
You received an invitation to participate in the Exchange program promoted by Diavolo and your reluctant mother allowed you to participate for greater experiences and learning.
(Diavolo received a letter from Athena warning that a single scratch on you means war).
Barbatos: * screaming at the top of a table *
Rats: * running around *
Solomon: * sitting on the table * * trying to find a spell in a book *
MC: * enters * Barb-. * sees chaos * …
Barbatos: SOLOMON YOUR BASTARD! I SWEAR THAT IF YOU DON’T SOLVE THIS I WILL [CENSORED] AND [CENSORED]! * desperate * * enraged *
Solomon: I already understood and apologized!
MC: … * uses magic to open the windows *
Barbatos: * screaming *
MC: * whistles * * imitates an owl *
Owls: * enter * * start hunting mice *
Five minutes later…
Owls: * satisfied chirping *
Barbatos: * crying on MC’s lap * * still traumatized *
MC: * rubbing his back * * trying to calm Barbatos *
Solomon: * hanging upside down * * whining * I’ve already apologized …
MC: * playing with a 3-headed Shiba dog *
Asmo: Boo …! Is not fair! Why does Melissa get all the attention?
Satan: Blame Mammon for trying to sell her.
Belphie: It was funny to see MC taking revenge with wrestling moves.
Mammon: * lying face down on the floor * * grumbling in pain *
Melissa: * climbs on top of Mammon * * pees on him *
Levi: ROFLMAO! *laughing*
Belphie and Satan: * laughing *
Asmo: It’s disgusting, but you deserved it. *laughing*
I only don’t write certain triggering things like sewerslide, self ouchie and forced devils tango - I know these are very non serious ways to censor these sensative topics but I would like to avoid triggering anyone
I know some people just shut down just by hearing it or seeing the word and it’s really unfortunate
So yes, I’ll take your request!
Warning: food, blood, gore-ish?, eating, teeth, human consumption, hallucinations and angst
MC: *entered Lucifer’s office to check on him*
MC: …Uhh, Lucifer. What are you doing?
Lucifer: *staring blankly at his 999th cup of coffee since cooping himself to his desk 5 days ago* *surrounded with scattered papers from a fallen paper tower*
Lucifer: *no eat, no sleep, with bags as big as panda’s* *brain stopped functioning a minute ago*
Lucifer: …I must drink this black coffee as bleak as my soul…
MC: …Wanna take a nap? I brought some demonus.
pairing: beel x gn!mc
word count: 2k
summary: With the help of Luke, you whip up a special Valentine’s treat for Beelzebub.
a/n: I don’t think angel cloud cake is real but i’m also stupid and unoriginal so who knows. And if it is real, i bet my stupid ass even had it before
part 3 of the valentine’s series
I see alot about tommyinit but never watched dream SMP (been obessed with the fan song “I see a dreamer”) or his general videos other than him playing obey me - I guess you’ll like this meme I found - maybe
Seeing as you three all wanted Chaotic twin brothers I decided to merge all your asks into one! Hope you don’t mind!
When they watched you arrive to the devildom they didn’t expect to see you tangled up with someone, slapping at his hands you two brawled. The ancient beings all just watched you and what appeared to be your twin fighting in the middle of the hall.
“Whoa- wait- shut up! Where are we!?” Your brother slapped your mouth making you yelp.
“What do you mean where are we? We’re at- who the FUCK are those guys?!!!”
You scrambled away from your brother but gripped his arm, you both stared at the 12 males. Processing the room you were in before you both snorted out laughter, looking at each other with grins.
“The council has summoned us.”
“In a way yes, Greetings I knew you’d be a great package deal, I am Prince Diavolo, I am the ruler of the Devildom and you two have chosen to be exchange students.”
“here that, a prince thinks I’m a package deal~”
“and me or did you forget we’re a duo.”
You poked your tongue out at your twin but he just kept Laughing. Lucifer felt himself age another 1000 years and snarled.
“Won’t you take this seriously? You’ve been summoned to help bring the three realms together - My Lord are you sure this was the right choice?”
“excuse me we can hear you! This guy doesn’t think we’re good enough, just you wait pal, we’re going to blow you away with our-”
“Secret! Brilliance!” you both posed as If you were JOJO characters, glaring at Lucifer.
They’re perfect! Let’s continue with the introduction, won’t we?“
Some of-of your f-favourite pieces in the fandom??!! Um Chile anyways- OMG!! Y'all are too sweet to me!!! Thank you so much!
I’m not going to lie, I got shocked when I saw another requested this as I just finished writing section for this ask but my brain is dumb and really focused on one sentence and read it utterly wrong
“ah, so you’re the human I’ve been hearing so much about.”
You turned around to see a Noble, you bowed at him with a smile.
“oh- hello, who are you? If the human you’ve been hearing about is (Y/N) then Yep! That’s me!”
“splendid! I’m so glad I finally get to meet you, I’ve heard so much from Diavolo and news sources, you wouldn’t mind humouring me for a dance and talk?”
“it’ll be my honour.” You took his arm, letting him guide you to the dance floor.
You could feel the brothers eyes on you, watching closely to how you rested your hands on the demons shoulder. All of them slowly stalking as you two danced.
“what is it like being a human in the Devildom?”
“scary…at first but now I feel like it’s my home! I really can’t imagine being anywhere else.”
“free housings, connections to the most powerful beings in this realm and outside, pacts with the the 7 brothers and having them do anything you desire.”
“I mean- I guess? It’s nothing like that or that I’m using them, it’s a long story - I love them all very much.”
“you may not be using them but they’re definitely using you, we’re demons after all and there is nothing more precious to us than a soul likes yours.”
You were suddenly pulled through the crowd, his dancing becoming quicker and sharp as if sensing the brothers watching him.
“don’t you realize you’re just the princes pawn? A small piece of a puzzle of his ‘plans’ - do you really think a demon of his importance would really care about bringing peace?! It’s all but a ruse and you’re just helping him fulfil it.”
“that’s not true! Diavolo is a kind and thoughtful man, he wants peace and I will be a stepping stone for that to happen - after all I am a link to all three realms.”
“human with demon pacts and ancestral connections to both the brothers and angels - how is it being the ancestor to Lilith? I heard she was a real doll but such a shame she risked it all for some moral, have they ever compared you two?”
“how do you know about my ancestor? They’ve- never properly made a comparison and I’m sure they mean it in an affectionate way-!”
“don’t you ever feel like a replacement? I heard since the discovery they’ve treated you even better, that can’t be a coincidence.”
Your blood went cold as your heart collapsed into your stomach. Your eyes glancing to the brothers In the distance. You knew he wasn’t right but apart of you was scared. After all, he knew so much that you didn’t think anyone outside of your social circle would know. How did he know all this?
“we went through something really traumatic together, it was bound to make us closer-”
“just admit it, you know you’re being use but you just won’t accept it because you’re scared of facing and truth and being left - is there something unpleasant waiting for you in the human world? Is that why you’re so willing to be preyed upon?”
“it’s not like that…”
He suddenly dipped you, you clutched to his shoulder as tears glazed your eyes.
“isn’t it? Can you confidently say it isn’t?”
“yes..” your voice came out shaky and distant, you wanted to be confident but you couldn’t.
“they don’t care about you, all they want is to use you, make it easier on yourself and leave, run as fast as you can and never come back to the devildom.”
A happy excitable MC who greets everyone with hugs, kisses, or headpats depending on what all the brothers are comfortable with. But they aren’t used to receiving it back :’)
The castle of Sins is The Tale of the Seven Sinful Sisters will tell you the lives of seven sisters with very peculiar destinies…
Will you be ready to discover and follow what destiny holds for them?
Your background story: It is not known how and why, but you were found newborn and still alive on the banks of the Aqueronte River, by order of the emperor of the underworld you were taken to him to decide your fate.
Because you were still a newborn, you were free from human corruption, Hades adopted you and you were also raised with great love by Persephone who raised you as if you were her blood child. You sometimes live half a year in the mortal world when your adoptive mother is in charge of the cycle of the seasons.
Somehow you were chosen for the exchange program and for the misfortune of a stupid demon who was responsible for collecting data from the exchange students without mentioning your divine parents …
Diavolo: Welcome to Devildom, MC! * radiant smile like the sun *
MC: Ah, I think my dad talked about this place … * Resting bitch face *
Cerberus: * breaks down the door *
Demon bros: WHAT THE FUCK !?
Cerberus: * jumps over MC *
MC: * Resting bitch face *
Cerberus: * growls *
Lucifer: CERBERUS! SIT!
Cerberus: * ignores * * licks MC *
MC: You look just like Melissa. * Resting bitch face *
Satan: Melissa? *confused*
Levi: Just like? *confused*
Diavolo: Wait … * desperate *
?: WHERE’S MY HONEY FLOWER !? - A woman’s voice shrieked.
?: WHO IS THE BASTARD WHO KIDNOT MY CHILD ?! - this time the voice of an angry man screams causing tremors.
Diavolo and Demon Bros: Shit …
@witchofimagination: Maybe about the exchange student is actually a hunter of Artemis?
A/N: Sorry (not sorry), I ended up becoming the hunter! MC in a Artemis’ adoptive child …
Your background story: You are a human endowed with many gifts taught by your adoptive mother, a goddess of one of the oldest civilizations: The Greek goddess of hunting, wildlife and many other tributes.
You were blessed when you were a newborn abandoned when your paths met. Being raised by her you received some gifts from your mother’s tributes: Talent in hunting and respect for all kinds of animals, even the most dangerous beasts and there is no fauna life that doesn’t love you and there is no animal that you don’t love.
So now here you are, being brought in from Devildom and pulled out of your divine mother’s arms.
MC: Don’t blame me if my mom chases you for kidnapping me.
Mammon: Your mother? And who would she be?
Henry 1.0: * breaks down the door *
Levi: HENRY ?!
Henry 1.0: * cuddling affectionately with MC *
Devildom animals: * invade * * cuddling affectionately with MC *
Diavolo: Lucifer, help me write an apology letter to Artemis …
Lucifer: Yes, my lord. (I’ll kill that incompetent one who made the files). * murderous thoughts *
Asmo: MC ~~! I want cuddles too! *get closer*
Animals: * growl *
Asmo: * backs up * * shrieks with fear *
As someone who’s anti social and will hate everyone in public settings; I can’t wait to meet that person that just livens up the room and makes me actually enjoy being there. Please tell that classmate her vibes are immaculate, brighten her day up like she does for you.
pairing: mammon x gn!mc
word count: 2.4k
summary: You decide to get a Valentine’s gift for each of the brothers, starting with Mammon.
a/n: i know this is late but i wanted to do it anyway lol also, let me know if you want any for the undateables. i’m going to write one for each brother, but was unsure for the side characters.
part one of the valentine’s day series
Mammon loves 80s music and if you sneak up at the right time you will absolutely get to see him lip syncing into a hairbrush while dancing to bangers like Come On Eileen, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Down Under, etc.
you can pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands btw