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#obey me incorrect quotes
obeytempst · 5 minutes ago
MC: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Lucifer: Those are wanted posters!
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msrosemagic · 3 hours ago
Belphie: Love makes people do stupid things.
Mammon: I love everything!
Belphie: That explains a lot.
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Leviathan: Some people give off a vibe like, ‘Do not fuck with me.’ My vibe is more like, ‘Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you.’
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jessicaisautistic1502 · 7 hours ago
Dia in his dragon onsie: Okay everyone. Someone here has been possesed by an owl.
Barb in his owl onsie: Who?
Dia: That's the thing, we don-....
Dia: ಠ~ಠ
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beyondthenightglass · 8 hours ago
Anon list
This is so I can recognize the anons that just don’t want to show their blog but want to be remembered
You can use any emojis if you want and I’ll put them here
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journey-to-the-attic · 9 hours ago
ik: i don't know, maybe try looking things from my perspective?
belphie: [crouches down to her height]
ik: first of all, bitch—
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incorrect-obeyme · 12 hours ago
Simeon: I am going to need you to swear-
Solomon: Fuck.
Luke: [Gasps]
Simeon: ...swear as in promise.
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yamachiiii · 13 hours ago
Lucifer: I made tea.
Satan: I don’t want tea.
Lucifer: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Satan: Then why are you telling me?
Lucifer: It is a conversation starter.
Satan: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Lucifer: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Lucifer: Why are you naked?
Mc: I don't have any clothes!
Lucifer,opening their closet: You have a ridiculous amount of clothes, Mc. This shirt, this sweater, oh Mammon, these pants,
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Mc: Are we dating?
Lucifer:*spits out drink*
Lucifer: What? No-
Mc: You called me "my love" and "sweetheart" this morning!
Lucifer:*nervous laughter* I call all my friends that.
Diavolo:*tearing up* Well you never called me that!!
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muslim-mc-on-crack · 16 hours ago
Asmodeus: Yes, I have a dirty mind and right now you're running through it...
MC: ...
Asmodeus: ...Naked ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_
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Mc:*sits down next to Mammon and snuggles up to him*
Mc:*kisses Mammon's cheek* I love you baby.
Mc:*kisses him on lips*
Mammon: Mc,that's gross!
Mammon: Why'd you stop?
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potatominnie · 22 hours ago
You have been visited by the Mammon good luck post. In your next pull, you will get very lucky!
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Reblog to activate his charm!
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obey me! incorrect quote
MC, tending to Mammon's wounds after being punished by Lucifer again: How would you rate your pain? Mammon: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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k1b0s-soft-hands · a day ago
Obey Me as things people have said in Discord
MC: If Levi doesn't stop being so damn cute I'm going to lick him.
Simeon: MC this is becoming concerning, you meed to stop threatening to lick people
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Mammon: Do you want some tea?
MC: Yeah, sure.
Mammon: Alright, we have green tea... detox... and shamamalay.
MC: What did you call it?
Mammon: Shamamalay.
MC:'s chamomile.
Mammon: Don't-
MC: I texted everyone.
Mammon: NO!
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otome-mes · a day ago
MC, holding a giant plush frog out of Mammon's reach: You've been too naughty. Now you don't get frog time.
Mammon: *incomprehensible whining*
Otome characters as things we have actually said, part 11/???
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