MC: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Lucifer: Those are wanted posters!

Belphie: Love makes people do stupid things.

Mammon: I love everything!

Belphie: That explains a lot.

Leviathan: Some people give off a vibe like, ‘Do not fuck with me.’ My vibe is more like, ‘Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you.’

Dia in his dragon onsie: Okay everyone. Someone here has been possesed by an owl.

Barb in his owl onsie: Who?

Dia: That's the thing, we don-....

Dia: ಠ~ಠ

MC: Pick a card

Mammon: Can I-

MC: You cannot pick my credit card.

Anon list

This is so I can recognize the anons that just don’t want to show their blog but want to be remembered

You can use any emojis if you want and I’ll put them here

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💜anon

ik: i don't know, maybe try looking things from my perspective?

belphie: [crouches down to her height]

ik:

ik: first of all, bitch—

what if obey me intro had jujutsu kaisen's theme song

Simeon: I am going to need you to swear-

Solomon: Fuck.

Luke: [Gasps]

Simeon: ...swear as in promise.

Lucifer: I made tea.

Satan: I don’t want tea.

Lucifer: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Satan: Then why are you telling me?

Lucifer: It is a conversation starter.

Satan: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Lucifer: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Lucifer: Why are you naked?

Mc: I don't have any clothes!

Lucifer,opening their closet: You have a ridiculous amount of clothes, Mc. This shirt, this sweater, oh Mammon, these pants,

Mc: Are we dating?

Lucifer:*spits out drink*

Lucifer: What? No-

Mc: You called me "my love" and "sweetheart" this morning!

Lucifer:*nervous laughter* I call all my friends that.

Mc:

Lucifer:

Diavolo:*tearing up* Well you never called me that!!

Mc:*lying next to Belphie who's asleep* Nice!

Belphie:*cuddles closer to Mc,still asleep*

Mc:*choking back tears* NI CE

Asmodeus: Yes, I have a dirty mind and right now you're running through it...

MC: ...

Asmodeus: ...Naked ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

Mc:*sits down next to Mammon and snuggles up to him*

Mammon:

Mc:*kisses Mammon's cheek* I love you baby.

Mammon:

Mc:*kisses him on lips*

Mammon: Mc,that's gross!

Mc:

Mammon:

Mc:

Mammon: Why'd you stop?

You have been visited by the Mammon good luck post. In your next pull, you will get very lucky!

Reblog to activate his charm!

obey me! incorrect quote

MC, tending to Mammon's wounds after being punished by Lucifer again: How would you rate your pain? Mammon: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Obey Me as things people have said in Discord

MC: If Levi doesn't stop being so damn cute I'm going to lick him.

Simeon: MC this is becoming concerning, you meed to stop threatening to lick people

Mammon: Do you want some tea?

MC: Yeah, sure.

Mammon: Alright, we have green tea... detox... and shamamalay.

MC: What did you call it?

Mammon: Shamamalay.

MC: ...it's chamomile.

Mammon:

MC:

Mammon: Don't-

MC: I texted everyone.

Mammon: NO!

MC, holding a giant plush frog out of Mammon's reach: You've been too naughty. Now you don't get frog time.

Mammon: *incomprehensible whining*

Otome characters as things we have actually said, part 11/???