*Kicks door down* Resident lesbian pickle witch. Hiii!
What a hell of a title you have.
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did you know? he was the first twink ever
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how i imagine lucifer would look as a butch lesbian:
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How's your head?
MC: Hey, Levi, how's your head?
Asmodeus: Hun, you can't get a review for a business that isn't in operation. My head, on the other hand, gets five-stars. Why do you ask? Want head? My lip gloss is smudge-proof~
MC: . . .
Leviathan: . . .
MC: A bookshelf fell on Levi this morning and hit him on the head.
Asmodeus: That's all the more reason to ask me for head instead of Levi. What if he has a concussion, poor thing!
MC: . . .I WAS ASKING IF HE WAS FEELING OKAY!
Leviathan: Lol. It's so unlikely that someone would care about a yucky otaku that he just assumed you'd rather have sex with me.
Asmodeus: To be fair, I also thought that was unlikely, but I don't know. I thought maybe the snake tongue did something for MC.
MC: . . .no comment.
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𓆩♡𓆪
Thirteen: Want to be my girlfrien?
fem!MC: Don't you mean girlfriend?
Thirteen: Huh?
fem!MC: You forgot the 'd'
Thirteen: Don't you worry about the D, darling
Also Thirteen, winking: You'll get that later
Levi: This is a verbal conversation!
Mammon: Oi, how woulddya know, yer otaku?
fem!MC, grabbing Thirteen's hand: Let's go make babies!
Thirteen: Heck yeah!
Lucifer, drinking his 10th mug of coffee: That...that cannot anatomically be possible...
𓆩♡𓆪
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We have tall wife and you dont-
Vaggie and Lucifer
BTW I FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO DRAW BODIES SO EXPECT BETTER ART FROM ME 😍😍
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There should be games like obey me and mystic messenger for lesbians
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omg its nice to see some lesbians in the obey me community <3
Isn't it though?
It's good to see everyone can enjoy these idiots.
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Diavolo: Welcome to the Devildom, MC :)
MC:
MC: Oh shit it's because I'm a lesbian isn't it?
The council, in unison: N O -
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