I saw you did a 5foot mc for the obey me brothers can you plz do one for the undateabuls if you dont mind
Yeeees, yes I can!
Hhhhhhh- Small MC-
Monsterfuckers and people with size kinks come get y’all juice
Wait- where’s the human- oh they’re down there, hello human! Welcome to the Devildom!
I headcanon that Diavolo’s at least 6’6-6’7 so… he may have to crouch a little, or get MC a stool.
But boy howdy- why are humans so small???? So cute???? So easy to hold??????
In the event that MC gives this touch-starved giant demon a hug, he’s picking them up and squeezing them like they’re a stuffed animal.
If MC needs to get things off of shelves? Don’t worry, he’s got this!
Also hand size comparisons are a must, MC has baby hands that are just perfect for holding, we ask that MC give Dia the honour.
Separate height headcanon. Diavolo’s demon form is bordering eight feet tall. So if MC ever would like to wreak vengeance on all who have used them as an arm wrest, they should call Diavolo and ask to sit on his shoulders.
WHO’S SHORT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS?!
MC’s below a average height didn’t really phase the butler at first, he’d been alive far too long to not have met short humans.
When he truly took notice to how short MC really was, was when the two were cooking together.
MC was really straining to reach up to grab a mixing bowl from one of the cabinets. At first Barb just chuckled and went over to help… until MC accidentally tipped the entire stack of bowls over and it was going to fall on top of them.
Super-Barbatos to the rescue! With one hand he picks up MC and moves them out of the way, and with the other hand, he catches the falling bowls.
Yay! Crisis averted! Back to cooking!
All in all, Barbatos doesn’t mind MC’s height to much, he’s used to short people, look at his Angel-son.
Though, he does like to hug MC from behind and rest his head on top of their’s. It just makes him happy ^.^
First thought? Wow, humans are smaller than I remember. Second thought? Ah. Time to tease.
You may be thinking, “APT! Our good Christian Angel with amazing shoulders would never!” And I’m here to tell you that you are dead wrong.
He teases so lightly that 40% of the time, MC can’t even tell that they’re being made fun of until hours after the interaction.
It’s all out of love though. Simeon adores every inch of MC. How few inches there are though-
Simeon is also loves it when MC sits on his lap. He just needs his cuddle quota met!
Since all his friends are tall, if Simeon wants to write a short character that isn’t a child, he goes to MC for help.
“So what’s it like down there? Describe it to me.” “Well I really want to kick you in the shins and I am the perfect height for that.”
Oh this fucking guy-
Solomon’s tall by human standards and he’s not going to miss out on teasing MC.
If MC needs something that Solomon has, he’ll stretch out his arms and hold it out of reach. This is MC’s cue to climb him like a tree and claw the item out of his grasp.
I guarantee that Solomon has offered to cast a spell on MC to temporarily enhance their height. And yes, it did give everyone heart attacks when MC was suddenly able to look them in the eye.
Solomon is the type to randomly scoop up MC into a bridal carry, he totally learned it from Asmo.
He has 100% gotten MC and Luke a step stool for their respective birthdays. No, he’s not sorry, and the real presents were much nicer, both MC and Luke liked them ^^.
“Why is the human taller than me 🥺?”
Luke is just a little bit shorter than MC and it’s mildly infuriating to him. But at the same time, short solidarity.
At one point after being used as an armrest, Luke asks MC if he can stand on their shoulders so the two of them can form the ULTIMATE TALL PERSON.
It doesn’t work out 90% of the time and Luke falls over. He’s okay tho. (Usually)
Still, it’s nice to have someone else who understands the struggle, but I don’t think that means Luke wouldn’t *try* to tease MC. Like if he sees Solomon hold something out of reach, he might try to do it too. Since MC’s taller, they can just pluck whatever Luke’s holding right out of his widdle baby hands.
Luke promises that when he gets big and tall he’s never going to tease MC for their height! He won’t become the villain! He’ll even get things off shelves for them. He’s practicing for that eventuality by carrying around a step stool.
MC should give him head pats while he’s shorter than them! While there’s still time!
Headcanons of Lucifer, Mammon, Simeon, & Diavolo reacting (separately) when MC tells him that they feel safe wrapped up in his wings? 👀👉👈
This might be simple but i'll try to still keep it funny/cute 😳
MC FEELS SAFE UNDER THEIR WINGS
- "im glad you feel like that"
- in reality he is quite surprised that you feel like that about his wings
- sure they are pretty and they are big and all but usually you'd be scared of seeing him in this form
- you however, not only arent scared hut also feel safe wrapped around his wings, and he really doesnt know how to show his appreciation of knowing this
- if you are lucky enough you just might see him blush a bit, however if he were to get flustered he'd hide his face from you
- "well of course you do! Its the great Mammon himself that is letting you near his wings right now"
- mammon your tsundereness is showing🙄
- is obviously going to get all flustered by your words, its freaking Mammon we're talking about
- he will pull you closer while giving you some lazy excuse to do just that, whether its raining or whatever he just wants you to be even closer to him now
- if your intimacy is high enough with him he might even let you touch his wings or he'll keep you under his arm too or similar
- "aww, im glad you feel that way MC"
- is so touched by your comment and ends up feeling all lovey- dovey because of it
- he will pull your closer and hold you near him, this can either be to just hold your hand, to a hug to maybe a kiss if you two are close enough but even then i like to think Simeon finds holding hands the ultimate form of intimacy for him idk
- everytime he can now he will wrap you around his wings and he will keep you closer to him
- angels are usually beings that should show safety and guideness and similar stuff so pretty much he is doing his roll right and he feels so happy about it
- *happy diavolo noises*
- yeah no when Diavolo goes into his demon form you know someone is about to get slapped to a whole other dimension, so (just like luci) he feels really glad you think otherwise
- "im so happy to know that MC, you have no idea how much that means to me"
- big strong prince will lift you closer to him as he hears you say that you like being wrapped around his wings
- now he'll be clingier than ever and will take any chance he gets to wrap himself around you more, with or without the wings, if he can make you feel safe by being wrapped around you then he will stay wrapped around you
"The demon brothers as teachers" Obey me! Headcanons
I wanted to do the second part of my kinks headcanons with the side characters, but I've been writing too much smut lately so here's something chill.
A history teacher,
He's very strict, that's for sure, the whole class is silent when he walks in,
Gives the worst punishments; you were chewing gum during his lesson? now everyone has to write a short test because of you... thanks,
Don't even try to find his tests on the internet, he creates them himself and for every class separately,
One day students (who didn't know him very well) played a prank on him by adding salt to his coffee, he quickly found out who it was, and let's say; they had a pretty rough high school because of that incident...
He's the type of teacher everyone hates but appreciates later in life because they remember the majority of the stuff he taught them,
Also, he kinda gets away with being so mean because he's hot.
A math teacher,
The exact opposite from Lucifer, he's so chill, it's like coming to a class of one of your bros,
Students ADORE him, for sure gets some presents from them from time to time,
Believe it or not, he's good at math and could be a good mentor, it's just that he doesn't care much about his job,
Often shows up late for class,
It's easy to convince him to give a better grade,
Because everyone is scared of Lucifer, they go to Mammon so he can talk to him on behalf of the students (it rarely works anyway),
Let's be honest, tho his lessons are fun, no one will be a mathlete after they finish high school with him as their teacher...
A computer science teacher,
Probably has prerecorded videos of the topics so he doesn't actually have to talk in front of the class,
Gives exercises to do based on the instructional videos and that's it, no interaction whatsoever,
He's pretty chill and grades on the benefit of students,
Sometimes chats with his class about video games or anime, everybody likes that about him,
When he has some free time, he likes to organize video games tournaments for his students (no one has ever beat him yet).
A literature teacher,
He's the middle ground between Lucifer and Mammon, he doesn't let his students walk all over him but he's also not terrifying,
Is very good at explaining and is able to make even the most boring topics fascinating by sharing some fun facts and things he had read,
He's easily distracted and strayed from the subject, it mostly happens when someone mentions cats,
His tests are really hard tho and he rarely argues with the students about their grades,
You don't want to get on his nerves, believe me,
Students know that he and Lucifer are rivals and often bet who would win in a fight.
An art teacher,
He's the most loved out of all the professors, knows how to charm his students, many of them have a crush on him,
He's very chill, rarely assigns any graded work, he does it when he musts,
To be honest, sometimes he spends the whole lesson talking about himself instead of teaching,
Loves to chit-chat and knows all the gossip, probably too invested in his student's personal life,
Even if he's not very strict and frightening like Lucifer, he manages to keep his class organized (they just like him so much, they don't want to cause trouble for him).
A PE teacher,
He gets the job done and doesn't slack off,
He's a softball and his students often use it; skipping his class because of "an important club meeting", going to the infirmary because someone "doesn't feel so well", etc.
Overall he's really liked,
Likes to spend lunch breaks with his students,
If someone has a personal problem, he's the first teacher they will go to for advice or comfort,
One time his students left some food near the stuff room because they didn't want to exercise, he didn't show up; as expected, and Belphie had to step in and punish these students for playing such pranks.
A geography teacher,
Let's be honest, he sleeps on his own lessons most of the time or at least shows up late because he took a nap,
Talks really slow and makes everyone doze off,
Can be really mean when someone pisses him off or if he's having a bad day; expect a sudden test,
Often stands up for Beel when his students take advantage of him,
Doesn't give any homework, he thinks it's unnecessary and he wouldn't want to collect and grade it anyway,
It's hard to notice at the first glance but he really cares about the students, will definitely stand up for them against Lucifer,
He also really likes listening to them trash-talking him and often joins in,
Most of the time people just skip his classes and go home.
Lucifer: Okay. Rule number 1, do not go off on your own. Rule number 2, if you do go off on your own, do not go in the woods. Rule number 3, if you do go into the woods, never, ever, EVER make out in the woods, or you will DIE in the woods…