Angst aside, have some Dia and Beephs MC content
Hc Dragon names
These are just my headcanons I suck ass at naming so if you have better names please share
Hey hey!~â˘.â I feel like Mammon would be the most chaotic. đđ
Hahah noooo Beel and Belphie donât feel guilty over Lilithâs deathÂ
(Played Omori and wanted to make some Belphie and Omori parallels lol)
These are just my headcanons you guys can do what you want with themđ
Satan= Triple Stryke
Vague spoiler for chapter 16?
You know all those statues around the house of lamentation. One of them is probably Belphieâs Sentinel lol.
This one is purely based on headcanons and scenarios but of course y'all can replace the Lightfury with any dragon you wantđ¤đźđ
Especially the ones that tried to kill them
MC: Aww, some child drew a funny-looking giraffe
Lucifer: There arenât any children here
Mammon: {Clenching his jaw} itâs an alpaca
MC : They all look badass until I ask a question.
Barbatos : What question?
MC : Where do babies come from?
Barbatos : :)
MC : They all look confused and nervous while trying to answer
Barbatos : Did you get an answer?
MC : Lucifer said they come from Akuzon. But the other thing I know is that Lucifer went to bed then one day woke up pregnant so Iâm not sure they come from AkuzonâŚ
Barbatos : Maybe they come from Akuzonâs VIP membership.
MC : True!
MC : I did not agree to this. Change the song
Mammon : *working out*
Mammon : Baby shark is a great song for this so shaddup! No complainin!
Catboy Brothers!
Story: Theyâre now catboys because Satan wanted to turn Lucifer into a cat but not only did it backfire, but it partialy worked. Now everyone has the tendencies of a cat as well as the ears and tail. A bigger problem is how they know how stupid they look but donât really care about that right now. They just want head pats and kisses is that too much to ask? Chaos ensues and no one is safe. keep Diavolo away from Lucifer-
belphie: Remember, Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe, but it was never about saftey. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was for fun. He enjoyed it.
mc: Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone.
mc: The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, thatâs also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldnât borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a âpolice officerâ which is why Kevin doesnât trust the cops. Iâm so tired of the ignorance. The slander.
belphie: FINALLY weâve reached the time of year for Home Alone discourse.
mammon: Why do you remember so much about Home Alone?
mc: Kevin inspires me.
levi: Do you have anything to tell me?
mc: I do not.
levi: Okay but, your horoscope said that youâre keeping secrets so like, I donât know, I donât wanna call you a liar, but the stars donât lie, soâŚ
mc: âŚI regret getting you that blender for your birthday
beel, drinking toast: Why?
Mc: do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking.
Satan: I think itâs called sensory overload. Itâs really common in people with anxiety.
Lucifer: It can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration!!
Mc: thanks I thought I was just being a bitch.
Lucifer: Say one more word. I dare you
Mc:âOne more word â
Lucifer: âŚ
Levi, whispering to Mammon: Should we run?