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equestriagirl16 · 2 months ago
Obey me bois and their nightmares about you~
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I often see the concept of how these bois would fall prey to certain insecurities involving their sins and love for you. So let’s explore further into that through one of their more vulnerable states. Their dreams.
Warnings: angst, gore!!(specifically for Satan, Beel, and Belphie), cursing
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He would often wonder if his bouts of arrogance would ever have any lasting effects on you, like it had on others throughout the years
You were always so forgiving and understanding, but the possibility of you becoming more meek and sullen around him intruded his mind late at night after a mountain of paper work had been conquered and he fell into sleep before he knew it
He opens his eyes again, only to find he is in a darkened room, with him being seated on a high thrown and you below him kneeled on the ground head hanging low
“I’m sorry..”
“I’m sorry for questioning you, for speaking out of turn, for embarrassing you…”
Lucifer was confused and concerned, you sounded so distant and disheartened and he had no idea what for
“Lucifer..are you ashamed of me?”
His eyes widened at the question, you sounded like you were on the verge of tears
“No! Never! MC tell me what is-”
“I won’t ruin your image any more, I won’t insult your authority, I won’t test your patience, I won’t speak out of turn I won’t-”
You continued to ramble about the things you won’t do anymore as you rose to your feet and slowly turned to walk away in a zombie like state, to see you like this hurt Lucifer it scared him even
He doesn’t want you to be another sheep, he loves you as you are!
He reaches out to you only to find he’s tethered to the thrown, not being able to escape this cage and you walking away a broken soul by his hand
The guilt and fear of having done this to you dug a hole in his chest paining him to the point of snapping awake with a flinch
He’s thankful to realize it was only a dream and sighs as he leans back in his chair and pushes his hair out of his face. In the morning he’d be sure to be explicitly clear about how truly grateful he is for you, just as you are
You were his first human, he’s your first man and he holds that title as high on his list as ‘The Great Mammon!’
But sometimes he just can’t rap his head around how cool you can be, even when he’s prone to some…uncool habits
I mean cmon! The things he’s done for a quick buck! How can you just…forgive him so easily? Is there really not a single grudge bone in your whole body? No plots or anything? Even he can admit he deserves..some of it
But you’re still so kind, and can even be as mischievous as him! He just wonders when’s he gonna push that one button, when’s he gonna fuck up and really do something that makes you call it quits
He thinks real hard on these things sprawled out on his bed, so much to the point that he conks out almost instantly
When he wakes up again he’s standing in front of an alley next to a club, he turns and sees you hunched over your shoulders shaking as you whimper
“Hey MC! What’s wrong did someone do this to ya-
He’s scared by the violent shove you gave him as you whipped around
Is that what he did, no…no never, never that, never to you!
“Wh-No! MC I can get grimm from anywhere! How could I- w-why would I take from you?!”
“And you’re a goddamn liar.”
That last line you spat made him flinch as a pang of guilt stabbed through his stomach
“You’re a scumbag Mammon. Get out of my life.”
“Nonono WAIT-”
You screamed at a volume that pierced his ears and with that he jolts awake in a cold sweat. Relieved it was a dream as he pants, but the image never really leaving him for a while maybe he’d work up the courage to talk to you about it one of these days
It’s no real question where his worries lie with you, day in and day out he fears you’ll wise up and realize you could do better
Even with you constantly reassuring him that he’s perfect for you and how you’d never stop loving him, the thought always eats at him when his guard’s down
Jealousy is inevitable for him, but that doesn’t mean he likes it, you were the first person in forever to actually care about what he says let alone be interested
A mega fan like him he had to be dreaming! But in fact it was in his very dreams where he always sees the same scene unfold. You being swept away by someone cooler, someone stronger, someone more handsome, someone, ANYONE! And worst of all…
“God! Fucking finally, if I hear him ramble about another anime or some sh!t I’m gonna vomit.”
He stood there, frozen, watching you speak to another figure
“*sigh* like I tried, I really tried to humor him but who actually gives a damn! Maybe if he tried stepping out in sun the extra vitamins would actually help him catch a fuckin clue.”
“He must’ve loved finally being able to touch something else other than a body pillow though, how the hell can a demon lord be so pathetic it’s…disgusting.”
He watches you say the last line with a scowl. He was hurt deeply but he can’t move, can’t express any emotion, but if he could he thinks he might cry
Or maybe not as he’d figured you’d feel this way, isn’t it weird that even though he expected this seeing it actually happen makes him feel like he’s gonna shatter into pieces
And he does, his frozen form splits and cracks and falls to pieces onto the ground. It’s painful, but not as painful as watching you walk away with someone else, a huge smile forming on your face
His eyes slowly open, relief fills him as he sees it was a dream but it wasn’t enough to make the swirling in his gut go away, he thinks it’s a good time for another one of those 3am calls with you
Despite the calm nature he tries to uphold it’s only a testament that anger can come in many forms, it’s not always violent and neither does he want it to be, though he can admit sometimes it can become…blinding
But that’s only because he wishes to be heard, and hear him you do, and comfort and calm and talk and walk and read with him. He feels as though nothing can put him in a better mood and he’s forever grateful
However, in the back of his mind he’s still cautious of that beast, that unrelenting fearsome creature that only sees red and won’t think for a second before attacking whoever and whatever’s in front of him
And with you being his main outlet, he always thinks, what if he decides to no longer listen? What if in the Beauty and Beast the beast was never merciful?
He dozes off having read a bit of said tale for the thousandth time, and when he wakes it’s the same room but different, destroyed, messy, and in shambles
He rises from his chair wondering what could have happened until he hears a heavy and broken sobbing coming from behind a bookshelf, he recognizes it as you and rushes to your aid
But he turns the corner shocked and sickened as the image is worse than he could have ever imagined. You’re cut, gashed, bruised, swollen, beaten, bleeding, and what looked like the be a broken leg with the bone bloody and exposed
You scream and sob scurrying away from him only to cry out agonizingly having moved your injured leg too much
“MC y-you’re hurt don’t-”
“Please god noooo! I can’t-I can’t again, I *hic* fuck I d-didn’t mean to I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m-”
Satan was becoming overwhelmed by fear, disgust, worry, and rage, how could this happen?! He was right here! Who-
“Who did this to you..?”
You lower the hands you brought up to protect your face, which was now dark and expressionless
“You. Did.”
His eyes widen in shock, and with that blood gushes from your head as your eyes roll back and you fall to the ground like a rag doll
He lunges down to you on the floor and tries to heal you, but before he could start as he feels for a pulse there’s…nothing. He’s frozen, and numb, he did this to you, in the most painful way possible, he wanted to cry out but his voice won’t leave him. So he kneels there, hands stained with your blood as he cradled your head in them holding it to his own
“…I wouldn’t..I wouldn’t…I wouldn’t..I-”
He jolts awake from his sleep, book falling from his face, his first sight being Asmo who heard him mumbling and was concerned. He tells him it was just a bad dream a truth he was relieved by, a dream none the less that would still haunt him for sometime the only quell being your comfort
Beauty and grace will always be apart of his agenda, he strives for it and everyone only recognizes that
He can’t help that he’s so captivating and enchanting! Charming anyone that comes his way, even if their purposes are more sensual which was the majority
But you opened up a whole new world for him, you showed him a side of intimacy he’s almost forgotten and he craves it more than anything! You’ve shown him more precious things in life, and he wants nothing more than to show you that love and warmth back
You’re special to him truly, despite the countless number of others he’s encountered you stick out beautifully. He wants you to know that, he needs you to know that, the very thought of you thinking differently it just…
He fell gracefully into sleep pondering these things, when he opened his eyes again he was confused to find himself in a pink tinted void, he scanned around and when he turned he found you standing still
“Don’t touch me! I don’t know where those hands have been.”
He was shocked as you smacked away the arms he was about to embrace you with
“MC? Darling it’s me..”
“Yes. Asmodeus, the demon who runs into millions of other’s arms and beds.”
“You don’t love me.”
“Of course I do! Darling you’re my everything!”
“Is that what you say to get into people’s pants?”
Asmo was hurt by your comments, but became even more frightened seeing a crowd forming behind you. No faces or features, just a blurred bunch of dark people like figures
“Am I just another one of them Asmo?”
You ask more sincerely, looking him in the eye and backing towards the group slowly
“Another number…another name…another lay…another the crowd..”
You say the last line fading away slowly into the bunched blackness of the figures, reaching out a hand that’s the last to be merged with them
Asmo reaches out for the hand and grabs it with both of his own pulling at you desperately to free you from the blackness but you kept slipping in, he wasn’t strong enough, but he couldn’t let go, he wouldn’t
“Please don’t leave me MC…PLEASE!”
At that plea he gasps awake, sitting upright and panting trying to still his breath, he sighs thankful it was just a dream but unfortunately he doesn’t think he’ll be able to catch up on the rest of his beauty sleep. Perhaps he could spend the rest of the night being productive and planning a much needed date, ya know what how about a weekend-he..really needs to see you
He would have to admit there’s not too much at stake when it comes to your relationship, with proper prep his hunger can be easily taken care of
But everybody makes mistakes, things get eaten, food runs out, and Beel just gets..well hungry. He doesn’t mean for said hunger to take over but the feeling can just be so overwhelming, like an itch he needs to scratch, or a pain that grows worse and worse it’s enough to drive anyone crazy
You’ve seen a good deal of the worst of it, the outbursts and desperation, but in the end it was always handled and you were there to deal with the aftermath. He has no idea how he used to get by without you, sometimes your kindness was enough to calm him until his next meal
But other times he wonders, he worries, what if one day you’re there but the foods not? He’d demolished any possible idea of ever hurting you, but how long can your comfort and presence truly keep him at bay? How much can you really help at the end of the day?
A late night thought he has while gnawing on some fruit snacks before forcing himself to relax and sleep it away, he wakes up again, chewing on something
He figures it to be the fruit snacks he had a faint memory of eating on earlier, but something was off, the taste was raw and musky unlike anything he’s ever had before, was this meat? It ‘was’ red and red and red and…
He looks down and freezes at what he only recognizes to be entrails and intestines gripped in his hands, blood and other fluids coating his forearms, he slowly spits out what was in his mouth onto the floor which is now an unrecognizable lump of mashed organs
Beel throws down the contents in his hands and begins to gag heavily, but nothing will come out. The air is filled with a horrible odor, and he covers his face to shield himself from it, but not before a familiar sent whiffs past him
He slowly rises to his feet and sees a table, with a body sliced open. Practically empty and mangled like it was feasted upon, he looks on scanning it. He’s seen some things before so while it was troubling he braved looking on. There was something so familiar about it…
He eventually made his way to the other side where the head was. It was hanging over the end so he couldn’t see, but when he does shock and anguish filled his body as his legs gave out. It was you, your face, still, pale, lifeless
As he breakdowns on the ground and he grabs your face with shaky hands, bringing it close to his own whimpering and repeating his mantra
Through his pants he looks up at you with utter confusion and fear on his face
You say weakly and hoarse, Beel’s only response to this is his heart pounding in his chest, breath becoming quicker to the point the shock wakes him up as he practically lunges out his bed
Belphie wakes up for a moment and mumbles asking if he’s ok, he says yes, Belphie asks if it was a bad dream, he says yes again. Belphie rises from his bed and trots over to Beel, offering a pillow and an ear if he needs someone to listen. Beel explains, Belphie gives some input, the main being that Beel doesn’t give himself or MC nearly enough credit for how strong they are and what they can conquer together
Even Belphie can admit the initial shock he felt at your forgiveness and acceptance towards him, you truly are a one of a kind human and that’s not just because of your connection to Lilith
He has to say he..enjoys your company, despite both your past he actually feels like he has someone around who gets him, and he’s glad you helped him and his brothers stand on mutual grounds again
He could lean on you, he could trust you, he even loved you, he did. He never wanted to hurt you again. Even if your relationship didn’t progress the way it did, you just weren’t deserving of such pain
You’ve provided him with a comfort he hasn’t felt for a long time even after all he did, he’s sworn to protect you. He’d owe that to more than just you, but having you around to listen to him talk about the stars, provide extra body heat during naps, or just simply be there. Even if he doesn’t always show it he appreciates it more than you could ever know
He really hopes you feel just as safe around him, that he could ever manage to provide a fraction of that comfort you give him, he really hopes that…you mean it when you say you’re not scared
It’s not hard for him to drift off within seconds of thinking on this, but strangely enough he’s awake again in the attic space no less. He’s so groggy he can barely even tell what else is going on until he here’s a voice
“…..I’m sorry…”
He whips his head around recognizing your voice but is horrified to see the full source. His arm was empaled through your chest, blood gushing and oozing around it and out of your injury, you were lifted off the ground clutching weakly onto the arm blood dripping from your mouth as well
Belphie began to panic face going pale but to top everything off, in his palm out the other side of your body, he had your heart in a death grip. It was still pounding..
“…I’m sorry….”
Belphie snatches his attention back to your face, your head hung low and your grip grew tighter nails digging into his arm as he winced
“..I’m sorry, im sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry imsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorry-”
You kept mumbling that mantra, Belphie was confused and scarred at an utter loss of what to do. He wanted to say something, anything, but he couldn’t, couldn’t think, couldn’t understand
Before he could have another second to process you grabbed his arm tighter than ever
“I’m sorry, I couldn’t be what you wanted.”
You ripped his arm out your body, and stood on your feet. Belphie slowly looks at his bloodied limb and the heart that still pumped in his palm. He then looks at you, you lifted your head and did the same, you smile, cough blood, and fall to the ground with a thud
Belphie stood there, confused, horrified, shocked, disgusted. Frozen. He did it again…how…he shook his head back and forth trying desperately to deny the situation. The heart pumped loud in his palm, he could hear it, he listened to it. Did he do this? Was this your plan? Did you both but…wh-
At the utter confusion he snapped himself awake. Of course it was a dream he thought, a very vivid dream, but still just a dream. He would never, he wouldn’t. He calms himself down, and remembers he feel asleep in the planetarium. Maybe he should plan another sleepover with MC here, they…he could use the company
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having a cat that looks and acts similar to him
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fandom: obey me! shall we date? | character: lucifer | genre: fluff | type: headcanon | reader: gender-neutral
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inspired by this post by @julie-ghouls
{💌} the pets aren't exactly like the characters. idk, dude. i wrote this because it was fun.
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You turn around to show the small animal that was in your arms, a smile on your face caused by the fact that you have finally reunited with your beloved pet, and that the two of them could finally meet.
"Doesn't he look just like you?" you said excitedly, a big grin on your face as you waited eagerly for his reaction.
When you mentioned that you wanted him to meet your four-legged friend, he didn't expect you to introduce him to an animal that looked awfully familiar...
Its red eyes looked keenly up at him, as though deciding what its next move is to the stranger. It suddenly jumped out of your arms and onto the table beside you, before continuing to scrutinize Lucifer. It sat down with poise, its red eyes almost glowing; then, as though it decided that Lucifer wasn't a threat, it jumped into your arms once again and curled its body around your neck. Its orbs were still on Lucifer, but its gaze wasn't as threatening as it was before.
The expression on Lucifer's face showed that he wasn't pleased, but then it slowly morphed into an I-suppose-there's-nothing-I-can-do-about-it look once he saw how happy and excited you were about the situation.
He was surprised at first, though he didn't let it show. He might not be as obsessed knowledgeable about cats as Satan is, but he knows that cats don't normally have red eyes.
The way the cat looked at Lucifer was strange. Do cats normally look at strangers like that?
And the way it curled around your neck, making it seem as though it was trying to protect you.
Nevertheless, he was glad that the pet made you happy, but he was still slightly annoyed as he thought about the cat fur and the mess it might make.
As time went on, the cat now had its own feeding bowl and bed, he was pleased to find that the cat didn't cause too many problems.
It mainly spent its day accompanying MC and catching prey.
The cat didn't seem to like being "baby-talked".
Whenever someone said something along the lines of "pspsps, here kitty kitty!" it would give them an offended look and walk away to spend its time elsewhere.
Lucifer also noticed that it didn't enjoy being pet in public, no matter who it was.
If anyone tried, it would turn its head and walk away.
It didn't seem to mind if it was pet in private, though.
At first, the only one who was allowed to pet it was MC.
Every time someone tried to pet it (in private), it would give them a look, turn its head, and walk away.
But it slowly started to warm up to everyone, mainly Lucifer.
Some days, he would find it curled up on his desk and Lucifer would occasionally pet it while he was overworking before it walked back to MC.
Lucifer found out that the cat seemed to like to listen to the piano, especially if Lucifer was playing.
Anytime it could hear him play, it would walk into the Music Room and take a nap besides Lucifer.
Once he was done, it would give him a few affectionate nudges and go back to MC's room.
Lucifer would be the closest to the cat out of all his brothers, but he knew MC would always be its favorite.
While the cat did have its own bed, it would sometimes climb onto MC's mattress and sleep beside them.
Which always made Lucifer smile softly at the sight in front of him, often taking pictures of the two sleeping together.
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un-beel-ievable · 3 months ago
Obey Me! Headcanons: The demon brothers play Genshin Impact 🎮
Author’s note: Please do not repost!! If you like my writing, please leave a like and a comment (and follow me to see similar content in the future :D)! Written during update 1.6 —before the release of Inazuma. No major spoilers for the Archon Quests. Inspiration hit at five in the morning, so I have returned from the dead to offer these headcanons to the word. I hope you enjoy them! xx
_____ Lucifer ☕:
• A F2P (free to play) player —or so be claims to be. Lucifer simply has too many resources for someone who plays as casually as he does; even Levi, —who has been diligently grinding for EXP books from ley lines on a daily basis—, rarely has more than a couple hundred Hero's Wit books in his inventory at any given time. So how is it possible that Lucifer has over a thousand of them sitting in his inventory? He has to be purchasing the Gnostic Hymn regularly. And don't even get me started on the number of Primogems he has saved. The eldest born claims that these impressive feats are merely the result of his diligence and self control, but there isn't a soul who truly believes him.
• Has (a C6) Ningguang as his main DPS. He has an immense amount of respect for the Liyue Qixing —especially the Tianquan. What can he say? An individual who's willing to put in the work and effort to achieve their goals is someone who's worthy of his time and attention
• Often leaves the game running in the background of his device while he works. He finds the atmosphere of the game to be rather relaxing, and listening to its soundtrack as he works helps to lift some of the weight that rests on his shoulders.
Mammon 💳:
• A massive whale. He basically spends enough money on the game to fund it in its entirety...or he would if Lucifer wasn't around to serve as his impulse control. Every new character banner that's added to the game ignites a fresh game of cat and mouse between Mammon and his older brother, with Mammon trying —and usually failing— to coerce Lucifer into giving Goldie back (or skipping the desperate pleas and puppy dog eyes altogether and simply attempting to "rescue" Goldie from Lucifer's clutches) while the first born does his best to keep Mammon from draining his bank account.
• A Childe/Tartaglia simp; a charismatic and charming young man who's rich and more than willing to play the role of a sugar daddy? Sign him the f*ck up.
• Unfortunately for Mammon, he failed to pull for his sugar daddy when his banner rolled around, (F in the chat to him and everyone who's lost the 50/50 to Mona —i.e. me) so he settles for being a Traveler main. He has a soft spot for both of the twins —he can't exactly put his finger on why, but they remind him of you.
Leviathan 🎮:
• Dedicates himself to Genshin Impact as if his life depends on it; it's not a hobby, it's a lifestyle choice. The most hardcore Genshin Impact player of the brothers. He purchases the Welkin Moon and Gnostic Chorus package monthly (...more or less. Levi purchases the packages whenever the ones from the previous month have expired/been completed. He calls it an investment for the future.) and logs in religiously to complete his dailies and claim his rewards.
• A faithful Barbara main; the deaconess is sweet and an absolute darling —and she has a certain charm to her that reminds Levi of Ruri-chan. He can’t say no to that, can he? Plus, Levi is a sucker for cute idols, even ones that are even more out of reach than usual (Barbara is, after all, a fictional idol in a fictional game.).
• Has awful gacha luck. How abysmal Levi’s luck is when pulling for characters on banners is remarkable really; of all the brothers, he has the worst gacha luck. Even Mammon has had better pulls than him —something which the second born gloats about endlessly. It irks Levi to no end. It’s not fair! He puts so much into the game —his time, his effort, his hard earned Grimm— and what does he get in return? Absolutely nothing! He’s never even managed to beat the 50/50 once.
• Has raged quit after failing to pull the five star he wanted (but continued to log in nonetheless, he still wants to collect his Primos).
Satan 📚:
• The plot moves a little too slowly for the liking of a demon who’s driven by the pursuit of information; Satan wants more of the story, and he wants it now. Having to wait for months on end for the Archon Quests to be updated is pure torture for Satan, and takes away some of the enjoyment that he derives from the games. It doesn’t stop him from following the plot, of course, —the storyline is objectively one that piques his interest, and he’s curious to find out what happens next— but it does keep him from selling his heart and soul to the game in the way that Levi has.
• The gameplay elements that don’t center around the plot is what intrigues him the most; Satan takes it upon himself to build the most efficient and effective team possible with the characters he has at his disposal. Oddly enough, while most players find farming for artifacts to be a grueling task, Satan actually enjoys the process —it’s such a mindless activity that it’s almost soothing for the Avatar of Wrath...up until before he hits the roof for receiving a godawful artifact, at least.
• The Avatar of Wrath has a healthy amount of respect for most of Genshin Impact’s characters, —characters who have caught his eye include Xingqiu and Kazuha— but Liyue’s Vigilant Yaksha is one of Satan’s favourite characters to date. He enjoyed playing through Xiao’s story quest immensely —especially since he was fortunate enough to receive the opportunity to experience the Lantern Rite event. Despite the fondness he has for the Adeptus, however, Satan is an Albedo main; he can get behind a character who has an appreciation for both the arts and the pursuit of knowledge.
• His Serenitea Pot is filled with cats.
Asmodeus 💋:
• The deciding factor that prompts him to pull for a character isn’t their stats, but their aesthetics. Character design is everything to this man; after all, he’s going to have to be staring at these characters for hours on end —why wouldn’t he pick someone he can’t help but lust over? Isn’t the point of playing a game to derive enjoyment from it? (“What a normie,” Levi scoffs. “It’s obvious you haven’t been playing enough. You’re supposed to suffer, everyone knows that.”)
• A Lisa main. The residential librarian of the Knights of Favonius is everything that he could ever ask for from a character —mature, intelligent and sexy all the way. Why wouldn’t he want to main her?
• Asmo’s builds are somewhat disastrous; once again, he values aesthetics over functionality. He’s more likely to give a character a weapon (and/or artifact set) that he thinks goes well with their character design than one that’s a better fit for their abilities. An artifact set that enhances the amount of physical damage a character can do may be useless for a catalyst user...but as long as its colour scheme contrasts the character he’s offering it to, Asmo couldn’t care less. It infuriates Levi and Satan.
Beelzebub 🍔: • A casual player. He supposes that the plot is alright, but it’s not necessarily something that piques his interest. The gameplay isn’t his style either. If Beel were entirely honest, he’d much rather be spending his time on a game that allows him to move his entire body; the demon is more inclined towards games like the Ring Fit Adventure —Genshin Impact is almost certainly something he got into to make either Levi or you happy. The good boy has one desire and that is to show his support for the interests of his loved ones.
• There is one thing that causes him to rethink his opinion of the game, however: the food. There’s such a wide array of it! The art that’s been rendered for each item of food is enough to make him drool even before he reads the description for it; everything looks so delicious that Beel is genuinely upset that he can’t visit Teyvat to try it all. Xiangling’s passion for all things edible is something he relates to wholeheartedly, and is the entire reason why he selects the petite girl to be his main DPS.
• Turns his puppy dog charm on Satan or Barbatos to convince them to try their hand at recreating some of the dishes from the game. Paimon’s endless rambling about how good the Sticky Honey Roast from Monstadt is is beginning to drive him a little insane; he’s dying to know if it’s as good as she claims it is.
Belphegor 🛏:
• Another casual player; Genshin Impact is preferable to games that require him to engage in some form of physical activity, but he’s not too bothered about the storyline, and the endless farming for artifacts and materials that he’s expected to engage in bores him to tears. It took him much longer than the average player to complete Mondstadt’s Archon Quest because it simply didn’t interest him, and despite having arrived in Liyue months ago, he hasn’t actually bothered to pick up on where the Archon Quest left off. He prefers wandering around Teyvat and taking in its picturesque view —why would he want to clobber a giant floating cube repeatedly or massacre a sentient plant when he could be watching the sunset from Qingyun peak?
• A Ganyu main. Belphie single-pulled her unintentionally during her banner, causing Levi to become so envious that he refused to speak with Belphie for a month. Ganyu is now Belphie’s go to character of choice for everything —regardless of whether or not she’s suited for the task.
• Also leaves Genshin Impact running in the background of his device so that he can soak in the game’s atmosphere; Qingyun Peak’s soundtrack is the perfect music for him to fall asleep too —it’s gentle melody is soothing (and something about it reminds him of happy moments spent with Lilith and Beel in the Celestial realm). Bonus: who do the minor characters main? [If enough of you are interested...perhaps I'll do a part 2 for the minor characters?]
Diavolo - Zhongli Barbatos - Noelle Simeon - Barbara Luke - Diona
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craigslistdiavolo · 10 months ago
Headcanons for how the Obey Me Boys Would Wake You Up
Gender Neutral Reader
Warnings - Language
They wake you up, or not.
Will knock on your door at first
You took too long to answer, he will barge in without hesitation
He sees that your ass is still in bed and is like 😐
Shakes you kinda gently and calls your name until you wake up
Will literally snatch you out of bed if you don't get the fuck up
7/10 could be a worse experience
Barges in without hesitation
"oi human get the FUCK up"
Will dive into your bed and scream
Please hit him with a pillow omg
A pillow fight will ensue and y'all get in trouble
At least you got in trouble together 💖
1/10 this motherfucker jumped into your bed and got you in trouble
"Why do I have to wake the normie up" >:(
Goes in to wake you up but you look so cute
"This is just like that one anime..."
Levi.exe has stopped working
Literally a blushing mess
Probably passes out on your floor
You wake up to the sound of him hitting the ground
8/10 interesting experience
Very chill
Just comes in and wakes you up
Very polite about it all
Probably leaves as soon as your up and out of bed
10/10 nice and not loud :)
"It's free real estate."
Nah, you're fine, he won't do anything
He'll wake you up in the most beautiful way
You probably wake up to him starring at you and caressing your face
"Hello gorgeous"
Please feel loved, this beautiful man just called you gorgeous
Will make you go through a very intense skin care routine before leaving your room though
6/10 weird but pleasant??????
Pretty chill
Feels bad because you're sleeping so peacefully
Shakes you awake kinda gently
He will smile at you :)
Very sweet
Okay but hurry the fuck up he wants breakfast :/
10/10 very nice and chill
Omg who sent him to wake you up
Who entrusted him with this????
He wants to sleep
Sees you in bed and is like "fuck it" and crawls in with you
You're gonna be late today smh
You both end up getting lectured by Lucifer
7/10 you got in trouble but you also got cuddles :)
Why is he waking you up????? Who knows, he just is
Honestly pretty chill
"Hey....pst MC, wake up :)"
If you don't get up though he will shake you, and it won't be gentle :/
you: 😴 diavolo: >:) *shakes you like that one bitch from finding nemo with the fish*
5/10 at least he tried to be nice at first
Super chill and polite about the whole thing
Knocks on your door and then comes in when you don't answer
Shakes you very gently and tells you it's time to get up
"Good morning MC, it's time to get up :)"
That smile is fake though, he really doesn't wanna be doing this
At least he's polite about it 🙄💅
10/10 stan a man with good manners
Another one who's super chill and polite about the whole thing
Is very sweet when he wakes you up
"Good morning MC, it's time to start your day. :)"
12/10 respectful with sexy shoulders (✯ᴗ✯)
He doesn't wanna wake you up
You just look so peaceful and it must be hard living with seven mean demons
Let's you sleep in for like 10 more minutes before waking you up
Bakes you cookies later on in the day because he feels bad for waking you
10/10 you will get cookies
Omg no
This motherfucker right here
Truly chaotic
Will shake you so violently
Nothing around here can stay peaceful <3
-5/10 that bitch didn't hesitate
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himbo-beel · 9 months ago
A hc request where MC is talking to the brothers and see that their eyes are dilated really big (when humans see something they love their pupils dilate rlly big) I would want to see how the brother would react to MC calling them out about lol thanks <3
So I messed up this prompt a little bit! So instead of MC getting called out for having dialted eyes, it’s the brothers calling MC out. Followed by a smaller bit about MC seeing the boys with wide eyes. 
Sorry!! But I didn’t want to delete the thing!!!
Why is MC looking at him like that? He can’t tell if MC’s eyes were always so round but it’s a
He can’t remember so he doesn’t bother thinking much of it until he spots them in the halls. They’re eyes are different, the pupils smaller, and he calls them over with some vague word about student council work
MC comes up and within the few seconds it takes for them to stand in front of him he’s sure that they’re pupils have changed. 
He swears if anyone put some kind of spell on MC he was going to find out who and when he does-
MC asks what’s wrong and Lucifer frustratedly asks them why they haven’t mentioned this eye problem before
Eye problem? What eye problem?
Cue MC going red as a beet when Lucifer says they’re pupils go wide when they’re around him.
Demands to know what’s wrong
His pride puffs up when MC tells him it’s a thing humans do when they see something attractive 
MC is helping Lucifer with his paperwork and Lucifer keeps looking up at them from time to time because looking away from all the forms gives his eyes a chance to rest and if there’s anything he wants to look at after all the jargon it’s MC’s face
Their eyes meet one time and MC cocks their head before their brows raise
Asks Lucifer what he’s looking at to make him so excited and, being clueless, tells them that he’s looking at them
Cue MC going even redder
MC’s eyes have always been wide around him - as they should! He’s the Great Mammon and all attention should be on him!
He thinks it’s just how MC looks, until he’s working on a group project with them and some other demons from their classes
He can’t stop taking little peeks at MC and one time he does he sees them looking at the other demons and their eyes have changed
It honestly freaks him out a little bit! He didn’t know they could change!
His panic catches their attention and as they turn their head Mammon watches their pupils widen and that freaks him out even more!
The assignment they’re all working on gets turned into a human biology lesson as MC explains that their pupils dilate when they see something they love
Mammon’s mouth is open, face red, a little sweaty as MC talks
MC loves him???? All this time??
He loved their eyes before but knowing now why they’re so wide makes him love them even more!!!
It’s the same vice versa - MC thought Mammon’s eyes were always big and round, which is a shame really because they love the little golden flecks in his eyes
He’s distracted one time and MC goes in for a closer look and when Mammon finally notices them his face goes red and his pupils go wide
MC’s eyes widen too and offhandedly asks if Mammon likes what he sees
Mammon goes even redder, if that’s possible
His eyes are always blown wide because he’s always sitting in the dark of his room
Thinks the same thing is happening for MC whenever he invites them over for games or anime and doesn’t think much more of it
But one of the few times that he comes out of his room to play games with his brothers and MC is there and something looks....different. 
It’s bothering him to no end the entire time and he keeps making little mistakes in his games that eventually cause him to lose 
He blames MC for it and his brothers start to defend them until MC asks what’s wrong
And there it is - the big wide eyes! 
It’s almost a relief to finally figure out what was wrong and Levi can’t help but blurt out that that was what had been bothering him
Cue MC blushing so hard
Now everyone is asking to see their eyes and they have to hide their face
Tells Levi later that it means they saw something they like
It’s Levi’s turn to hide his face
MC honestly thinks that it’s some kind of health issue for Levi’s eyes to be so round
They’re red, too, and dry from all the screen time and from being so up close to it
He rejects their offer to help because Levi knows he likes them and doesn’t want them to find out, but MC is starting to figure it out
MC doesn’t want to embarrass him further so they don’t say anything but they are definitely reassured that Levi likes them since they like him back
He knows. Oh he definitely knows
He doesn’t know if MC knows what they’re doing but he won’t tell them 
He kind likes the idea that MC enjoys looking at him so much and he switches up his looks - doing his hair a little different, wearing a new shirt, adding a different scent to his profile - to see what gets their eyes the widest the fastest 
And then one day there’s an argument about who MC likes the most - which happens often. So often to the point if gives Asmo a headache
Eventually he can’t take it anymore and tells them that obviously MC loves him the most. Their pupils are always so wide whenever he’s around! It’s the only proof he needs!
Everyone is confused and Asmo has to explain it to them
MC walks in a few minutes later and the confusion increases when all the brothers are suddenly rushing up to MC to see their eyes
MC is very surprised to see Asmo’s pupils go wide when they come down the stairs one morning
They’d never paid much attention - they know that as the Avatar of Lust that he has some standards and MC never thought they’d reach any of them
They can’t help but to stare...and stare....and stare
Asmo flings a casual flirt their way and MC has to wonder how much of it is just his usual talk and how much he actually means it
Also knows what’s going on when he sees MC’s pupils go wide when their looking at him, and while he takes some pride in it, he’s not indulging in it as much as Asmo is
He actually takes a lot of comfort and relief in knowing that MC likes him so much that their attraction is nearly unconscious 
He’s not as fashionable as Asmo or as close to MC as Mammon but it gives him a confidence boost
He’s always asking MC if they want to read with him or go out to a cafe with him so he can revel in their eyes a little bit more
Satan hadn’t meant to tell them but it slipped out one day when he casually mentioned that he liked their eyes 
Stammers a bit through the explanation that their pupils are wide when they look at him and he knows that to mean they like him
Embarrassed MC can only nod but Satan only reassures them that they look just like a cat, which only embarrasses them further
Satan is always talking about how much he likes cats and MC thinks he might be one
He’s so willing to just lay by a window and quietly read, quiet and relaxed and content but always a moment from unsheathing his claws
The way his eyes go wide when he spots them only furthers the analogy and MC can’t help but laugh
Satan doesn’t mind being compared to a cat and also doesn’t mind that his affection for MC is displayed outwardly like this. Now everyone can know that he likes them
He thought it was some kind of human illness when he started noticing
Did it hurt? It looked uncomfortable for MC’s pupils to suddenly go so wide. He went to Satan who said that pupils react to light so Beel started keeping the lights a little brighter whenever he invited MC over for movies or helping him work out
It makes MC a little confused, too, and asks if Beel added new lights to his room
When Beel says it’s to help them see better since he was told it meant you had a hard time seeing, MC can’t speak for a minute
MC is touched that Beel was trying to help, amused that that’s what he thought was happening, and embarrassed that he was about to find out what was really going on
Their face gets redder when Beel puts a hand on their forehead asking if they were sick 
MC explains that, yes, human pupils do expand to take in more light when it’s dark, but it’s also an unconscious thing they do when they see something they like
Beel wonders what it is that they like - maybe all of Belphie’s blankets? They are very soft after all - before it clicks that it’s him 
It takes a while for MC to notice because Beel is just so...tall
They have to keep looking up at him and it’s hard to see his eyes unless he’s looking down at them
And usually when he does so it’s because he’s looking at what they’re cooking
It’s definitely not unusual for Beel’s eyes to be so focused on food, but what is, is when he turns those same focused, wide eyes onto MC
They nearly drop what they’re doing when they see his pupils blown open and they go even wider when he asks if they’re okay
Of course Beel likes MC, he says, when they ask him - they make him food without asking and never shame him for his eating habits, and they’re always patient with him!
He’s pretty sure that human eyes get wide when it’s dark, and the attic is always dark when he and MC are in there since they’re always napping up there
As long as there’s enough light up there that MC doesn’t trip on their way to the bathroom and he has to get up to help then he doesn’t care
Doesn’t really seem too confused that they’re still wide when they’re eating in the brightly lit kitchens - maybe MC is just still sleepy
He invites them for another nap and it’s in that comfy sleepy state that he asks why their pupils are always so wide
Doesn’t it hurt or something to see like that?
MC is glad that it’s pretty dim in the attic so he can’t see them blushing. Tells them that it’s something like that
Belphegor finally finds out what the wide pupils mean when MC starts teasing him about it
He gets a little annoyed when they keep asking him if he likes them
Of course he does - MC is a great body pillow to cuddle into when he’s sleeping
But MC explains that human pupils go wide like that when they see something attractive
Belphie turns around immediately and asks what MC finds so attractive about him then and he won’t take ‘I don’t know’ for an answer!
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devildom-202 · 10 months ago
Walking in on them watching sumthin spicy ;)
Characters: The Brothers
Description: You have something to ask the brother, but you just so happen to walk in while they’re beginning to watch something 18+...
Rating: It isn’t necessecarily NSFW, so read at your own discression.
Gender Nuetral! MC (if there’s any mistakes please let me know)
-          He’s never hit that power button so fast in his life
-          Quite proud of himself actually
-          “… Luci, what where you watching just now.”
-          “Ah, ahem… Nothing that is y-your business.”
-          His face is kind of red, but he contains his composure
-          Flings the phone behind him.
-          Actually throws it so hard it lodges into the wall.
-          He’s red and stuttering a lot, so it’s kind of easy to realize what was happening.
-          “You humans don’t have manners nowadays?! Knock for cryin out loud!”
-          He screams and flings himself over the monitor, frantically pressing the power button.
-          Once he finally gets the screen off he turns around, casually blocking the monitor incase it’s still on.
-          Well, as casual as he can get when his entire body is shaking and his ears are red as hell.
-          “Levi was that-”
-          “Nothing! Just… W-whaddya want now!?”
-          He honestly does not care.
-          “Look at this! It’s so alluring.”
-          Put his phone on the table screen down quickly.
-          His face is slightly red, and he’s a little fidgety.
-          If the sound is on, he’ll apologies like 50 times while frantically trying to turn it off.
-          “D-did you need something?”
-          So startled, he crushes the phone by accident.
-          He’s so flustered and he’s apologizing a lot.
-          He can’t look you in the face for a bit.
-          His phone falls on his face from shock.
-          A little agitated because of that, but isn’t so flustered about the whole getting walked in on itself.
-          Just closes it normally and moves on.
-          If you ask him what he’s watching he just smirks.
-          “Wouldn’t you like to know?”
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mammonkith · 17 days ago
hello i dont have the mental capacity to take anything seriously rn
so uh
brothers reacting to an mc that doesnt take anything seriously?
Brothers With An MC That Doesn't Take Anything Seriously
requested by: @a-gross-little-human
things I listened to while writing this: 1
CW: crack, chaos, some swearing, a lot of chicken nuggets
Thank you for the request btw!!! Sorry it took so long! Hope you like it! <3 :D
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Oh god not another one
He is so done
Give him a break please
As soon as he took a look at you, he knew that you were another migraine waiting to happen
He was not proved wrong
Your ability to not take anything seriously got on his nerves so bad that he thinks that he doesn't have any left
A hell hound tried to kill you but you made several jokes
But then it evolves into, 'wow they are stupid but brave'
But he finds it to be.... very concerning as well....
You just died are you alright why are you asking for fucking chicken nuggets
Overall, he's getting you therapy because there is something wrong with you
Why are you not threatened? He's a big scary demon!
Okay maybe you laughing in the face of danger is kinda funny
Yeah funky little human do your thing
The fact that Lucifer got pissed at you and you told him to, 'calm his old ass down before he throws out his hip' was hysterical
It was worth getting hung upsided down on the ceiling
+10000 respect
Then the 'Belphie incident' happened and you asked them all if they can go get some 'chicken nugges', not even caring that you just died
Maybe, just maybe, you need some therapy
Just maybe a little bit of it
"Hey take this one back I think it's broken"
It doesn't take long for him to find out that you are just.... something to say the least
Then he gets closer to you and finds out that you've always been like this
And it goes from concern/annoyance to, 'lololol look at this human go'
Though some things will continue to concern him
Like you straight up dying and asking for chicken nuggets
And that time he summoned Lotan and you almost drowned and you laughed and asked for a round 2
Those things will continue to concern him
He is conflicted
You drive Lucifer up a wall which is wonderful but at the same time you drive him up a wall
Like??? How are you not taking anything seriously??? Why aren't you taking anything seriously???
A demon nearly killed you and you said, "damn shawty, this sucks"
What does that even mean-
He himself even tried to kill you one time and you laughed
You laughed
He has so much respect and distaste for you
But that you asking for chicken nuggets after you literally just died took the cake
He had to step away for a moment because he was that done
Tldr, why?
Oooooo you a fun human
Oooooo you a weird human....
At first it was all laughs, you'd say something and it get some laughs
Then, Cerberus tried to eat you one time and you said quote, "Damn I always knew I was a snack but sheesh"
How are you not concerned-
By all means you've said some funny things but at the same time it's a little concerning honey...
You ended up with dog slobber all over you. It's not a good look dear...
Then you asked for damn chicken nuggets after you died. Satan had to walk away and him? He just stood there. Hazy eyed with makeup running down his face. It took self control that day, so much self control that day to not kill you and have you die a second time.
He is just so concerned
"Human you almost died why you not worried, my brothers and I are worried :("
You laugh in the face of danger, literally
You can't take anything seriously and it's just so worrying for him
Because like, you can get seriously hurt down here and he doesn't want that
You ate Solomon's cooking one time and got sick but you kept on making jokes about it
Even he wouldn't do that
Then the y'know happened and you asked about chicken nuggets
Well he did take you to get chicken nuggets but still :(
Please take your safety seriously or he'll get sad
When he first met you he was all like, "ha Lucifer got a human that's fuckin broken L"
So honestly, he did not care
Then him killing you happened...
And you fucking asked for chicken nuggets.... right after you died
There is something very very wrong with you in his eyes
Satan had to step away for a second, Asmo just stared, Lucifer was in pure shock, Mammon was crying, Leviathan was laughing but in an awkward way, and Beel after checking you over taking you for chicken nuggets
And him? Just, pure 'what the fuck?'
He needs to take you in doses or else he'll start having weird dreams
Then he heard about you almost dieing to a hell hound, insulting Lucifer (which he commends you for), asking for a round two after Leviathan summoned Lotan, a demon trying to kill you and you responding "Damn shawty, this sucks", you laughing at Satan after he tried to kill you, Cerberus trying to eat you and you saying that, and you surviving Solomons cooking and making jokes about it
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missrown · 26 days ago
Obey Me! : Headcanons
Headcanons about when the 7 brothers came to human world and accidentally committed a crime. Were the police were called or not depends on you. This is just pure crack- lol i wrote this when i was showering
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I cannot see him committing a crime but just for the sake of this post let's say he trespassed into a forest. He didn't see the no trespassing sign.
Pickpocketed someone. And that someone was just earning money because they needed to pay the pending rent of 3 months. Mammon didn't care.
Forgot that grimm doesn't work in human world and was accused of theft because he just picked up what he wanted and payed with grimms. And also was accused of carrying and printing fake money because of grimm.
Took photos of something which were not allowed to be captured in camera and had to pay fine. And also got a speeding ticket. He paid fine for that too.
Accidentally charmed a kid and that kid followed him around and a concerned bystander called police because he thought he was kidnapping the child. The mother of the child accused him to be a pedo. He got away using his charms.
Ate a restaurant. Literally. And didn't pay because he didn't have the money of the region he was in. But he apologized.
Committed a fraud with people who didn't had a employment. He committed the fraud of doubling the money when you give them more money. Felt a bit gulity afterwards. Lucifer made him give back all the money.
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waylonwrites · 5 days ago
hello I saw that requests were open and I am in great need of comfort because I've been crying for reasons I dont want to specify becsuse they're very stupid- also I've been obsessed with levi recently and I was hoping for levi comfort headcanons 👉👈 please and thank you
I am so sorry this had to wait! I had no way of writing for months. Idk if you wanted MC comforting Levi or Levi comforting MC, so I am going with the latter
Levi Comfort Headcanons
Levi is not that great at providing comfort.
I've always headcanoned him as autistic and kind of project my own traits onto him. So this impacts his ability to comfort. It's not that he doesn't know how, it's just that he isn't sure what the right thing to do is.
His ways of comfort usually revolve around showing you things he knows you like. You like certain anime? He gets you your favorite snacks and drinks and then invites you into his room to watch your favorite series.
He will very awkwardly put his arm around you until he's sure you're okay with it. Then he will relax and pull you closer to him.
He knows that anime makes him feel better and that you always do this for him, so he does the same thing for you.
If you really need to talk about what is weighing on you then he will listen. He won't know what to say but he's a great listener. You always listen to him when he needs it, it's only fair for him to do the same for you.
He tries to get his words sorted out to comfort you. He does fumble a lot but there are lots of anime and video game references for comparison, but he's trying his best.
If you cry and just need to be held for a while, he can do that. He'll be stiff at first because he's always a bit awkward with physical contact and crying, but he will relax and just hold you in his arms. He'll rock you gently and try to soothe you.
He will never, ever invalidate how you're feeling.
He knows what it feels like when your feelings are invalidated when all you need is to be heard and comforted.
Levi learned a lot of his comfort tactics from you and mixes those with what he knows works for him and what you like.
There may not be a lot of words if comforting words aren't what you need. But he will never leave you be if you come to him wanting comfort.
The closer the two of you are the more willing he will be to go straight to you when he knows you are upset or in need of comfort.
If distractions are what you need that this is the man for you. He will let you pick what you watch or play, he will do his best to not bring things up if you don't want to talk.
But he's always ready to listen to you.
You're important to him so he's going to do his best.
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lucifers-favorite-pen · 2 months ago
80s Love Songs the Obey Me Brothers would serenade a romanced MC with!
To celebrate my return to tumblr, I decided to listen to my favorite genre of music for an hour but also feel productive while doing it! Hope this feeds your head canons and makes you love 80s hair bands as much as I do!<3<3
PS every single song on this list is a fucking bop and you should listen to all of them I'm not kidding I have great taste just trust me
Lucifer : Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper but he'd perform Iron and Wine's cover because it's superior. Sorry Lauper fans.
Mammon: Open Arms by Journey
Levi: Alone by Heart
Satan: Faithfully by Journey
Asmo: Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leopard
Beel: When I Look Into Your Eyes by Firehouse
Belphie: No One Like You by Scorpions
I feel like he'd go for this one because Diavolo forbid he actually express his emotions and be vulnerable, especially in front of an audience. Also he'd make fun of his accent. Also would give MC a lap dance while singing this song.
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erza-haninozuka · 8 months ago
Soo could i please get a HC of the brothers during a snow day? If not thats okay! Hope youre staying safe out there!
Oh my gosh of course!!! I love this idea honestly, and I am staying safe. I hope you’ve been staying safe and keeping warm anon!
He’s not super big on the snow honestly. 
Especially since his brother’s almost always end up having a snowball fight which ends in him getting furious.
He would rather much stay inside listening to his classical music and sit beside the fire while he watches the snowfall. 
He’d switch out his tea and coffee to opt for a hot chocolate. 
He loves mini marshmallows but always opts for whipped cream. He just doesn’t know how they’d react to see him pouring a handful of mini marshmallows in and his pride can’t take the hit. 
Also best to not point out when he gets whipped cream on his upper lip, otherwise you’ll be tossed in the cold. But if you kiss it off? Whole other story.
If he has too much work piled up though he’s going to focus on that. 
He enjoys the snow surprisingly. But he’s going to want you with him. 
He enjoys making little mounds as a barricade and tons of snowballs. 
Maybe he’ll even make a snow angel. 
If anyone dares tries taking you away while the two of you play he’s tossing a snowball at them.
Which of course is going to cause an all out fight because it hit Asmo. 
He HAS to make the biggest snowman and if you say someone else’s is better he’s destroying them. 
He’s just pretty much a big kid in the snow. 
When he goes back into the House of Lamentation you can bet he’s soaked.
It depends on the day for him, some days he DESPISES the cold and snow, other days he loves it!
So on days he doesn’t want to be bothered leaving his room and going out into it, he’s watching anime and playing games to his hearts content. It’s even better with you there, wrapped in his arms and cuddling. 
Sometimes you get lucky and things get spicy. 
As for the days he wants to get out, he’s going snowboarding. He loves showing you the ropes and going with you. 
He wants to do everything like they do in manga. He wants to ride the lifts together and hold hands, he wants to warm up with cups of hot chocolate and end it all with a bath. 
Just be close to him and that’s all he could ask for. 
Like Lucifer he prefers to be inside. He would rather spend the day inside reading, curled under a blanket for warmth and near a window to glance up and see the snow falling. 
But you manage to get him outside. 
And when you do he’s not the type to snowboard or ski. He prefers to sled. 
But when you sled down and tip over, he’s of course angry at first until he sees you laughing, totally melting his heart. 
Just be careful because once the snowball fight starts, Satan becomes the unlucky target from Asmo since Mammon ducked. 
Never be in a snowball fight with Satan or Lucifer. 
But if he hits you on accident he’s going to be even angrier because of his idiot brother’s he managed to hurt you in the process. 
You’re going to get held and made up to later though. ;)
This bitch just loves the snow for taking photos. 
He can’t be bothered with snowboarding and skiing unless he’s showing you the ropes because then he gets to hold you and be close. 
He hates falling in the snow because it’ll just get his hair wet and ruin his looks. 
He’s going to make a snowman just to take more photos, he loves to model in the snow.
But as soon as he’s had his fill he is going inside to do self care because of how drying the cold weather is on his skin. 
This all goes well until you’re taken from Mammon, which results in him being struck with a snowball. 
This of course sets him off because how dare Mammon make him look bad, he must be jealous he can’t look as great as he can in the cold.
Oh my gosh does he LOVE the snow. 
Like Mammon he’s a big kid.
He loves getting to snowboard and show off his skills even though he’s a bit bashful on it. 
Snowmen and snow angels are on the list to be made. 
He makes the cutest snowmen, he knows how to make tiny ones. 
Hot meals and drinks are his favorite around this time. He looks forward to soups or chili and hot chocolate when returning inside. 
Beelz loves catching snowflakes on his tongue.
When a snowball fight breaks out he’s eating them instead of joining in... Mammon gets mad when he eats his snowballs.... 
You have to scold him not to eat it.
He just wants to sleep. Whether it’s inside or not he just wants to be curled up.
If he keeps you inside it’s a day of cuddling and sleeping. 
But if you manage to get him outside he’s just going to make an igloo to sleep in and keep him warm.
Please keep his igloo safe.
He gets angry when Mammon destroys it and he’s dragged into the snowball fight. 
If he’s in the mood he may take you skiing. 
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having a cat that looks and acts similar to him
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fandom: obey me! shall we date? | character: mammon | genre: fluff | type: headcanon | reader: gender-neutral
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inspired by this post by @julie-ghouls
{💌} the pets aren’t exactly like the characters. idk, dude. i wrote this because it was fun.
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You turn around to show the small animal that was in your arms, a smile on your face caused by the fact that you have finally reunited with your beloved pet, and that the two of them could finally meet.
“Doesn’t he look just like you?” you said excitedly, a big grin on your face as you waited eagerly for his reaction.
When you mentioned that you wanted him to meet your four-legged friend, he didn’t expect you to introduce him to an animal that looked awfully familiar…
He broke into an excited grin once MC told him about their pet and immediately tried to pet the cat once he saw it was in their arms. Lucifer never allowed pets in the House of Lamentation since he knew his brothers wouldn't be able to take care of them, excluding Satan of course, but he would surely use them to make Lucifer's life harder. The cat's blue eyes turned into slits as soon as it saw Mammon's hand, immediately hissing. It would have scratched him if it weren't for MC holding it back. "Gah!" Mammon yelled in shock as he recoiled his hand, taking a few steps away from MC and their cat. "Sorry," MC said as they tried to calm down their pet. "They're just a little over-protective."
Mammon was confused at first when MC said that their cat was "over-protective". He thought it just didn't like new people or something.
But the longer it stayed, the more he realized what MC meant.
Every time anyone got too close to MC, it would hiss and scratch at said person, resulting in MC having to take it away.
It would never leave their side. You could see it walking behind them, curled around their neck, trying to get their attention when they were studying by nuzzling its nose against their cheek.
Wherever MC went, the cat followed.
It annoyed Mammon a lot. Not only did he have to share with 6 other people (not including the ones who don't live at the House of Lamentation), but also a cat who wouldn't leave his human alone.
Every time MC and Mammon were together without anyone interrupting, the cat would be there. Either hissing and scratching at Mammon, or getting in between the both of them so they couldn't do anything.
The cat also liked to keep shiny things.
A corner of MC's room was filled with Grimm, shiny bottle caps, Lucifer's fancy pens, keychains, and more.
And it all (now) belonged to the cat.
If anyone tried to take anything from the pile, they would be met with dozens of scratches.
Mammon knew from first-hand experience.
The only one allowed to take anything was MC.
One day, Mammon was thinking of schemes to get more money and he suddenly remembered MC's cat.
From what he'd seen, everything it took it kept, and with little to no consequences (probably because if anyone tried to do anything to it, MC would be furious, and no one want MC mad at them)
If he could make the cat steal things and give it to Mammon, no one would find out and he wouldn't be punished!
It was genius!
At least that's what Mammon thinks.
So cue Mammon spending a lot of time with the cat.
Giving it treats and toys and trinkets.
It slightly pained him to buy these things but he told himself it was worth it.
(He would never admit he actually enjoyed his time with it.)
After a lot of bribing, the cat was able to steal with Mammon, but still keeping some things to itself.
Though in the end, Lucifer found out and Mammon was punished.
Thankfully, MC being MC, convinced Lucifer to lessen the form of punishment.
Thank Diavolo for the sheep human exchange student.
After the punishment, Mammon could no longer get the cat to steal anything, but he still bought it trinkets and toys.
It was only out of habit though!
At least that's what Mammon says every time someone mentioned it.
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un-beel-ievable · 6 months ago
Obey Me! Headcanons - The Demon Brothers react to a MC who owns a golden retriever 🐕
Author’s note: I'm home :3 Feel free to reblog, but please do not repost!! If you enjoy my writing, do leave me a like and/or a comment (and follow me to see similar content in the future :D)!
Lucifer ☕
• When your dog first bounds over to greet Lucifer, it’s difficult to tell if the eldest born is a fan of your four-legged pal or not. The Avatar of Pride scrutinizes the ball of fluff as if he were a judge on a dog show —all the while as your dog vibrates impatiently by the front door with a tennis ball in its mouth. Perhaps it senses the need to be on its best behaviour if it’s to impress Lucifer.
• “A pet is a responsibility, not a novelty. I sincerely hope that you thought long and hard about the obligations of a pet owner before you went ahead with your decision to adopt. That being said, you appear to be doing quite well with your four-legged companion —they’re very well behaved. I have absolutely no qualms with you taking over Cerberus’s care when you return to the House of Lamentation; clearly you’d manage much more elegantly than my brothers. Perhaps Cerberus would enjoy the company of your charming pooch as well…”
• So Lucifer does like your dog. Not an entirely surprising revelation, if you’ve seen how he behaves around Cerberus in private. The strict no-nonsense archdemon turns into the softest dog owner that you’d ever have the pleasure of meeting; he’s all ear scritches and belly rubs. By the end of his visit, your dog is blissfully rolling on the carpet by Lucifer’s feet as the Avatar of Pride informs it over and over again that it is indeed “a good dog”.
• Perhaps you’ll even catch the small —but genuine— smile twitching at the corners of Lucifer’s lips as he does so.
Mammon 💳:
• In hindsight, perhaps giving Mammon a heads up about the presence of your pooch would have been a good idea.
• Despite your numerous attempts to reassure Mammon that the furry ball of enthusiasm barreling towards him is a Good Dog™, the terrified shriek that escapes the Avatar of Greed is shrill and ear-splitting enough to shatter your windows (Metaphorically speaking, of course. Rest assured, no windows were harmed in the writing of this headcanon.). When your dog leaps at him to nudge its head into his hand for scritches™ and headpats™, Mammon’s life flashes before his eyes. The only image that he can bring to mind before he passes out cold on your carpet is Cerberus’s terrifying snarl.
• When Mammon comes to, your dog is sitting on his chest —looking concerned and suitably chastised for accidentally scaring the living daylights out of the demon. (Even though Mammon refuses to come clean about how terrified he was. “The great Mammon? Afraid of a lil’ dog? W-What...What are ya talkin’ about? I wasn’t scared!”) The events that occurred over the last couple of minutes play on a loop in Mammon's mind. It finally dawns on him that your dog isn’t the ferocious beast that his imagination had conjured up, and his cheeks flush scarlet.
• Please give your demon a hug. I think he needs one. Or several.
Leviathan 🎮:
• If Leviathan had a pet ranking system, Henry 1.0 and Henry 2.0 would always claim the highest spots possible —the S-tiered, 5-star gods of the pet world. No golden retriever could ever worm its way to the top and snatch his love for them from under his feet. Sorry. But your dog is pretty cute, he’ll give you that.
• Too cute, maybe. don’t love your dog more than you love him, right? What? Him, the Avatar of Envy, jealous? No! Of course not! Why would you make such an outrageous assumption? He’s not jealous —an adorable fluff ball of enthusiasm for the outdoors and joy is a way better than an icky otaku, after all. Leviathan doesn’t blame you for choosing your dog over him. Any sane individual would do the same...
• When you finally manage to reassure your demon that your dog is in no way competition for the affection that you hold for him, —he’ll always be your favourite demon, even if you have a dog. Even if you have a hundred dogs. Nothing is going to change that— he begins looking at your pooch in a different light. That’s right —as a potential cosplay partner. There’s this new anime that’s been released recently...Levi was wondering if you had heard of it? It’s titled: My Partner Is The Proud Owner Of A Golden Retriever And I’m An Otaku Who Enjoys The Simple Pleasure Of Collecting Merchandise and Cosplaying. One of the main characters happens to own a golden retriever as well, and if you’re willing to give him your blessing (the irony, I know), perhaps you’d lend him your pooch for an afternoon of cosplay and photography?
Satan 📚:
• Satan is a cultured demon who enjoys the company of four-legged companions, but he’s admittedly a fan of felines...not canines. Still, he prides himself on keeping an open mind towards new experiences, so he agrees to spend an afternoon with you and your dog (Even though he’d much rather be attending the opening day ceremony of the Devildom’s newest cat cafe. The things he does for love.).
• He performs some through research before meeting your dog for the first time; spending afternoon after afternoon in the sanctuary of his room reading about dogs and how to care for them. No number of books could prepare him for the real thing, however. When Satan first comes over to spend the afternoon in your home, he’s stiff and awkward —unsure of what to do with a dog. He ends up spending the first hour on your couch, sipping tea and spouting facts about golden retrievers.
• Show him the rope that your dog enjoys playing tug-of-war with, or the tennis ball that it insists on carrying in its jaws everywhere it goes. It takes a while for Satan to warm up to your pooch, but he’ll gradually learn to love —or at the very least, tolerate— your canine companion, even though he still firmly believes in the superiority of cats. Speaking of which, you’d accompany him on a date to that new cat cafe, right?
Asmodeus 💋:
• Oh! Your golden retriever is absolutely adorable! And gorgeous too —albeit not as beautiful as him, but that’s to be expected. There’s not a single individual in all of the three realms that could match up to his beauty. And your dog has such luscious fur too...dear Diavolo, he’d kill to have a haircare routine that’s as effective on his locks.
• Would you be willing to take a photo of him posing with your pooch? It’s for his Devilgram followers, of course —such beauty must be shared with the world, no? You’re not entirely sure if Asmo’s referring to his beauty, your dog’s beauty, or the shared, collective beauty of him and your dog. It doesn’t particularly matter. The two (three?) of you end up spending the entire afternoon orchestrating an impromptu photoshoot, and then spending the evening editing the photographs from said shoot for Devilgram.
• Generally gets along with your four-legged companion like a house on fire. There’s just one, itsy-bitsy issue.
• Your dog sheds. A ton. No matter how often you brush its fur, or how many boundaries you set about it not being allowed on the furniture, it seems determined to shed every carpet, sofa and bed that you own. Asmo never stops whining about the copious amounts of fur that now decorate every article of clothing he owns, but at least your dog seems happy to be able to leave its mark —on Asmo’s ensembles, of course, but also his heart.
Beelzebub 🍔:
• Corporate has asked you to find the difference between this picture and this picture—
• Asmo gets along well with your dog. Beel gets along with your dog even better. As one of the few only brothers who’s willing to spend any amount of time with Cerberus (granted, most of the time he’s only doing so because he’s been promised free food), Beel has grown into quite the dog lover. Your dog seems thrilled to be in the company of someone who appears to wholeheartedly enjoy its company —your dog is thrilled by the company of anyone who’s willing to give it their time of day, but still— and Beelzebub is thrilled to be in the company of a four-legged companion who appears to wholeheartedly enjoy his company. Beel is happy to spend whole afternoons playing with your dog...interspaced with the occasional snack break, of course.
• Speaking of which, Beel very much struggles with not giving into your golden retriever’s extremely convincing puppy dog eyes. Objectively, he knows that giving your dog human (or demon) food is a terrible idea —the last thing he wants is to be the reason that your dog has to take a trip to the vet. But your dog is so cute! And it’s looking at his food with such an intense longing in its eyes...Beel can relate to that. Surely a little nibble wouldn’t hurt…
• When you find yourself having to tell Beel off, suddenly you find yourself at the receiving end of 2 sets of puppy dog eyes; both Beel and your pupper are very sorry. They swear it’ll never happen again! Please don’t be upset…
• How are you supposed to stay mad at them?
Belphegor 🛏:
• ...listen.
• It’s not that he hates dogs. Honestly! He likes dogs as much as the next demon! But they can be loud and yappy and so incredibly energetic, and your golden retriever is more hyper than most. It always wants to go on walks, or play fetch, or make him throw its favourite tennis ball over and over again but refuse to hand it over so he has to engage in a slobbery game of tug-of-war to steal the ball from it —it’s just too much for the Avatar of Sloth. Just watching your dog zip across the room in a display of its endless amounts of energy is enough to tire Belphie playtime over yet? He just wants to take a nap.
• Makes multiple attempts to talk you into allowing Beel to look after your dog. Just for an afternoon! His twin certainly has the energy to keep your hyperactive pup entertained for the whole day, and since you can be assured that your dog is well taken care of, perhaps the two of you could finally stay inside for once and take a nice, long nap. It’s been too long since he’s gotten to hold you in his arms…
• By the time Beel returns your dog to you, it’s all tuckered out from its day of adventures. As you’re thanking Beel for looking after your dog for the day, you catch him chuckling softly at something over your shoulder —Belphie and your furry friend, dozing off together on the couch. They appear to finally be getting along.
BONUS: I'm still not terribly comfortable with adding the (former) undatables to my writing repertoire, but my partner happens to be very fond of the demon butler...and I happen to be very fond of them. So just this once, just to see how it goes...
Barbatos 🍵:
• Oh? So this is the sweet bundle of fur that he’s heard so much about. It’s a pleasure to meet them at long last. Barbatos has always been fond of dogs, and your dog is quite an endearing creature to say the actually reminds Barbatos of Cerberus when he was a puppy. How time flies.
• Treats your dog as if it were an esteemed guest of the castle. As long as Barbatos is around, you needn’t lift a finger when it comes to the care of your beloved pet. Keeping your dog fed and watered? Barbatos has it covered; the butler seems to have an in built in timer when it comes to feeding your dog —Barbatos serves its meals at exactly 6 in the morning and 6 in the evening. Not a minute early, not a minute late. When taking your dog out on walks, he carries a spare bottle of water for the sole purpose of offering it to your dog if it gets thirsty. Speaking of walks...Barbatos is more than happy to escort your pooch on walks in the event that you’re unavailable to do so yourself. Barbatos generally allows your golden to lead the way on their excursions, and is content with following along behind it to keep it out of trouble for however long it wishes to remain outdoors. If it were to tire itself out, Barbatos takes your dog into his arms and carries it the rest of the way home.
• Your pooch becomes very spoiled very quickly. It’s unclear if you’ve gained a butler...or if your dog has.
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craigslistdiavolo · 10 months ago
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Requested by @otome-scribbles
Anyway I love this idea sm 😳💖
Obey me boys x gender neutral reader
Warnings - Language
Sees the baby and has to do a double take
It's too early for this, it's always too early for this
Feels like his soul has left his body when he sees you holding a baby
Who's is it?
Where did you get it from?
Who the fuck gave you a baby?
Dies a little when the baby smiles at him
Is immediately reminded of when he was taking care of his brothers
Lowkey wants to start a family with you now
Lucifer sighed and gripped his coffee cup. "MC what is that?" You smiled at him and grabbed the baby's hand to make it wave at Lucifer. "A baby." Lucifer sighed and put his head in his hands. "I can see that's it's a baby. More importantly where did you get it from and who would trust you with a baby?" You faked a hurt gasp. "Are you trying to say that I'm not responsible enough to take care of a child." You laughed a little. "The baby is my friend's and I'm babysitting, his name is Tatum. Say hi Tatum." The baby giggled and smiled at Lucifer. You laughed at the baby and began to walk away. Lucifer put his hand over his chest and sat down. He had no idea that a baby's smile would make him so emotional, he also had no idea why it gave him the sudden desire to have a family with you.
Why do have a baby?
Why are you holding a baby?
Who's baby is that?
That baby seems suspicious you probably shouldn't be loving on it
Stop laughing, he is not jealous of a baby (he totally is)
Okay but that's a really cute baby, he could probably make some money off of it
Please do not let him profit off of the baby
Mammon was sitting on the couch in his room when you walked in with a baby. "Oi human, where'd ya get a baby from." You glanced at Mammon as you sat down on the couch next to him. "Oh he's my friend's baby and I'm babysitting." Mammon looked at the baby you were holding and cooing at. "Hey, you shouldn't be lovin' on that baby so much, you don't know where he's been." You laughed at him. "Mammon are you jealous of a baby?" Mammon started blushing. "NO, where'd ya get that idea from?" Mammon turned away from to hide his blush as you laughed at him. After you finally stopped laughing and his blush settled down, Mammon glanced at the baby. The baby looked up at Mammon and smiled brightly. He was pretty cute, and people love cute babies, just then something clicked in Mammon's head. "MC this baby could be a model and we could make so much money off of him." You gasped, "Mammon, I'm not gonna let you make profit off of my friend's baby." You got up from the couch and left his room. Mammon got up and chased after you. "MC please it's a full proof idea!"
Levi glanced back at you when he heard you walk into his room
"Oh hi MC."
Takes him a second to process the fact that you're carrying a baby
Get it out of here now before it destroys his precious anime merch and collectables
Please explain to him that the baby has no interest in his stuff omg
Levi was in his room wondering if he should text you or not to come check out the new game he got. He heard his door open. "Hey Levi." He glanced back at you, "Oh hi MC, I was just about to text to ask if you could come over and chec- IS THAT A FUCKING BABY??????" You laughed at Levi's reaction. "Yeah I'm babysitting for my friend." You placed that baby in Levi's lap. "Isn't he adorable?" Levi sputtered as the baby smiled up at him and snuggled into him. "Get him out of here before he ruins everything." You looked at Levi a little offended. "Levi, he is a 7 month old and can't even walk. He's not gonna ruin your stuff." Levi blushed, a little embarrassed. "B-But what if he chews on things." You laughed at him and took the baby back. "Trust me he won't, but if you want us to leave that badly then I guess we'll just go." Levi quickly gets up from his chair. "MC wait don't go, you guys can stay as long as he doesn't mess up my stuff."
Satan looked up from his book when you entered his room and immediately noticed the baby
"Why do you have a baby?"
You put the baby on his chest and he kinda just looked at it like :/
It's not a cat so not worth it 🙄💅
Just put cat ears on the baby or smth and then he will literally help you take care of it for the rest of the day
Who know babies could be so cute when they're dressed as cat
He will have or adopt a child with you right now as long as he gets to dress it up as a cat
"MC, why do you have a baby?" You smiled down at Satan and placed the baby on his chest. "I'm babysitting for my friend, isn't he a cutie?" The baby happily smiled at Satan and began cooing. Satan picked up the baby and sat up. "I suppose he's a little cute." You rolled your eyes and then pulled a cat ear headband out of the baby's diaper bag and placed it on his head. Satan gasped, "MC, why didn't you put the cat ears on him from the very start." He picked the baby up and began to walk off with him, saying something about needing to show the baby the library. You grabbed the diaper bag and ran to catch up with Satan. "SATAN WAIT I'M THE ONE WATCHING HIM!"
What is that?
Why did you bring a baby into his room?
Babies are gross and dirty
Okay he does look really cute when he smiled though 🥺
"Asmo~ look what I have." Asmo turned around excitedly from his vanity, but his expression soon dropped. "MC why are you carrying a baby?" "Oh I'm babysitting for my friend. Isn't he such a cute baby?" Asmo glanced down at the baby. "Babies are gross." You gasped, "Asmo don't bully him he's only 7 months old." The baby smiled up at Asmo and started making grabby hands while babbling. Asmo gasped, "Oh my gosh, why wasn't he being this cute from the start???" Asmo quickly whisked the baby away from you and started carrying him around his room. You sighed and sat down on Asmo's bed, at least he wasn't bullying the baby.
He's just in the kitchen when you walk in with a baby?
Thinks the baby is very adorable
Please let him hold the baby
And feed it :)
Is very soft with the baby
A little scared to hold it at first but when he does hold the baby he just 🥺💕
Please have or adopt a baby with this man right now, please he's so soft and just wants a little domestic life with you now
Beel was in the kitchen grabbing some food when you walked in carrying a baby. He quickly smiled down at you and the baby. "MC why do you have a baby?" You looked at Beel. "Oh I'm just babysitting my friend's baby, isn't he adorable?" Beel's eyes light up when the baby smiles at him. "Yes! Is he hungry? What do babies like to eat?" You laughed at Beel and grabbed something out of the fridge. "Here you can give him this." Beel fed the baby until he didn't want anymore. The baby yawned a little bit. "Looks like it's nap time, you know Beel, you can hold him and rock him if you want." Beel looks a little nervous but nods and takes the baby from your arms. It honestly felt like the three of you were a small, happy family.
Not as enthusiastic as Beel, that's for sure
Just :| is the best way to describe his reaction
Glances at you with the baby and is like "oh cool baby"
The baby: (◍•ᴗ•◍) Belphie: :|
Will 100% take a nap with the baby though and think it's very cute but won't admit it
You walked into Belphie's room carrying a baby with you. "Hey Belphie look, I've got a baby." It was clear that he was getting ready to take a nap when you had walked in. The baby smiled at Belphie and began babbling random baby nonsense. Belphie yawned and glanced at the baby. "Oh cool baby." You laughed. "Really that's it? I bring a random baby in here and all you have to say is cool baby?" "Yeah pretty much." You jokingly rolled your eyes. "Well it's his nap time anyway so we might as well stay and take a nap with you." Belphie sighs kind of annoyed but let's you hand him the baby and get in bed next to him. You all take a nap together but end up getting woken up when the baby cries. The moment was nice while it lasted through.
Woah a real life baby
Is shook
Would like to hold the baby
Thinks you look very lovely carrying a baby
If you weren't married before, you are now because after seeing you take care of a child he would like your hand in marriage and to start a family with you
You walked into the Demon Lord's castle and began looking for Diavolo. You wanted to see how he would react to you carrying a baby around. "MC, is that you?" You turned around and saw Diavolo. "Oh hey I was jus-" You were cut off by Diavolo's gasp. "What a cute baby! May I hold it?" You passed the baby over to Diavolo. "Yeah you can hold him, just be really careful." Diavolo smiled at the baby and bounced him a little before handing him back to you. Diavolo blushed, the way you gently took the baby from his arms and held him made him think about having a family with you. The baby smiled at him and babbled, you laughed. "I think he likes you Dia." Diavolo smiled at you and the baby. "MC let's get married." "WAIT WHAT?"
Has a somewhat reaction to Lucifer
Will hold the baby if you ask him to
Thinks the baby is pretty cute
Will give the baby some cake
Ok but what if you guys started a family jkjk..... unless 😳👉👈
"Oh MC, you have a baby, why?" You walked up to Barbatos carrying a baby. "I'm just babysitting him for a friend, isn't he a cutie?" Barbatos looks at you questioningly, "Why did someone trust you with a baby?" You gasped, "Barbatos! I'm perfectly capable of taking care of a baby!" Barbatos laughed at your reaction. "I was just teasing you MC. Is he old enough to eat cake?" You looked at Barbatos, "Yeah, he can eat cake without a problem." Barbatos goes and retrieves a small slice of cake for the baby, who was clearly very excited about getting cake as he smiled and giggled at the sight of it. After the baby was done with his cake, he made grabby hands at Barbatos. You looked at him. "Barbatos will you hold him, he clearly wants you to." Barbatos sighed and took the baby from your lap. It was nice to share a small domestic moment like this with you, he can only hope for more moments like this in the future.
Will literally snatch the baby from you
Is so soft
Does not put the baby down
Loves the baby
Please don't take the baby from him, he really likes holding it
Marry this man and start a family with him rn
"Oh my gosh MC, is that a baby? Can I hold it?" Simeon just about cries when he sees you carrying a baby, and when the baby smiled at him he swears he died. You laugh at Simeon's reaction to the baby that you're carrying. "Yeah you can hold him." Simeon quickly takes the baby from your arms and begins cooing at him. You smile at Simeon, you didn't think he would be so happy to see a baby. The two of you plus the baby spent the rest of the day doing cute domestic things. Simeon cried every time the baby smiled at him. He had forgotten what it felt like to take care of a baby, so this was nice.
Doesn't really care
The baby smiles at him and he's just like 😐
Annoyed if you make him hold the baby
Thinks you look cute holding the baby though
"Solomon, I'm babysitting my friend's baby, isn't he sooooo adorable?" Solomon looks up from his desk and glances at the baby. "Yeah he's cute I guess." You roll your eyes, "Try to be more enthusiastic." Solomon jokingly glares at you. You walk over and sit on his bed. Unbeknownst to you, Solomon blushes a little because you look very cute when you're carrying a baby.
A/N - The first time I started writing this I accidentally posted it so I panicked and deleted it 🧍‍♂️ Anyway I hope you enjoyed reading this and I'm sorry if there's any mistakes, I was just trying to get it done as fast as possible because I was frustrated with the fact that I accidentally posted it. Feel free to follow me on the instagram that I created a day or two ago, the @ is the same as on here, craigslistdiavolo. You can also find it by clicking the link in my bio.
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himbo-beel · 3 months ago
How would brothers react to chaotic dumbass MC who got the whole student body involved to get drunk & shout, "FUCK LUCIFER!" at the top of their lungs in the Student Council Room, trashing the place?
You know for a fact that Lucifer is absolutely fuming okay. He heard the shouting from outside of RAD and came rushing in thinking MC was in trouble and by the time he realizes what’s happening his face is red and his demon form is out and he’s already reaching for the closest demon to start the punishments.
Satan and Belphie are part of the student body yelling that Lucifer sucks. They were the ones that got everything together. It was a silly idea born from the Anti Lucifer League that was detailed and sketched into the outcome that is now happening. They can worry about the consequences later they’re having too much fun right now.
Mammon is recording the whole thing. And now running away now that Lucifer is there. Levi was at home watching the recording and streaming it to his followers with real time commentary.
Asmo is outside the room. He was supposed to be be watching the halls for when Lucifer was coming but he got distracted by fixing his make up.
Beel was also at home. He knew what was going on but he knew what would happen when Lucifer found out so he’s doing damage control. Helping the bros with their drunkenness and getting everyone to bed and trying to convince Lucifer not to punish everyone too severely.
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devildom-202 · 9 months ago
You fall down the stairs.
 Bruh those stairs deadass look like a building hazard. I would most definitely eat dirt at least once traversing the Devildom stairs.
Characters: All the Brothers
(Mostly crack hc, but also has if you’re seriously hurt while falling)
GN MC/Reader Insert
-          You looked tired asf
-          He’s about to walk over to give you his arm down the stairs, but you’ve already started your descent.
-          He wants to chuckle a little but he knows he cant
-          He’s quiet once he helps you up but he can’t help but tease you a little bit
-          “Good grief, not only do I have to worry about demons trying to kills you, I have to worry about stairs as well?”
If your really hurt:
-          Helps you up with haste.
-          All but pulls a first aid kit out of his ass.
-          NO backhand comments here, he’s 100% concerned and showing it.
-          He’s panicked asf at first.
-          Then he realizes you’re just a damn clutz.
-          Helps you up THEN starts to laugh.
-          “Aw man! I should’ve gotten that on camera! The views I would get would be through the roof!”
If you’re really hurt:
-          Flies down the stairs immediately.
-          He’s screaming and hollering for help
-          He’s not even the one hurt, why is he being so dramatic (Unless your actually truly hurt, like a broken bone, then it’s even worse)
-          Man doesn’t even realize at first, he’s too in to his handheld.
-          Until he hears a “thump, thump, thump, BADUMP!”
-          He laughs.
-          Takes a pic of you sprawled out on the floor
-          “LOLOLOL, THE NORMIE HUMAN CAN’T EVEN USE STAIRS RIGHT *laugh emoji* *laugh emoji*!!!!
If your actually hurt:
-          Big panick
-          He stands there, bewildered and debating what he should do out loud for a good couple minutes
-          You’re still on the floor in pain
-          Kind of shocked at first.
-          Snickers when you’re done
-          He does hurry to pick you up and dust you off though.
-          “My, that was quite a tumble. Are you alright?”
If your actually hurt:
-          He actually tries to catch you.
-          Picks you up immediately and carries you to the first aid kit.
-          He was gonna catch you, but it would’ve broken his nail
-          Just kinda watches you fall, gasping with his hand over his face.
-          “Oh Mc! You alright love? That was nasty fall…”
-          If you’re actually hurt, it’d probably be the same thing tbh.
-          Ok he’s like, one of them who tries to catch you before you fall.
-          He would, tbh, but we’re imagining that he doesn’t.
-          “MC!! Are you alright?”
-          Whether you were seriously hurt or not he would still be serious about it.
-          He’s laughing and wheezing so hard he nearly trips and falls himself.
-          “I’m sorry, but that was hilarious. Are you alright?”
If your actually hurt:
-          He still laughs, though not quite as much or as hard
-          Helps you up while he laughs :)
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mammonkith · 3 months ago
I'm working on my first headcanons for Obey Me! so while I'mdoing that, personal headcanons for Obey Me! Bois
Some of these might actually be true I have no clue I'm very behind in Obey Me
Tw// mentions of eating homop*obes and transp*obes (Beelzebub's part), alcohol (Leviathan's part), v*miting (also Levi's part), smoking (Barbatos' part)
What I listened to while writing this- 1
No beta we die like Lilith
Headcanons below the cut
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Lucifer seems like the type to go the human world and look through antique shops. Not to buy anything, just to look.
He absolutely tells Mammon not to buy any at a tourist trap, that it's not worth it and is a waste of money. Then when you turn around for half a second, Lucifer has a mug from said tourist trap at the counter with all the other stuff he's getting for the brothers
Lucifer has a broken sense of humor.
When you hand Lucifer your phone to show him something or when he's looking at something, Lucifer will put his glasses on, hold his phone away from his face, and squint. And yes, if you show a person he'll ask if that's your friend or if you know them.
Out of all the brothers, Mammon speaks spanish the best and is second best at Italian. However he can't write in them for shit
Mammon is most likely Dyslexic and has ADHD due to his hyperness and difficulty with school
this one's angsty oops The reason why Mammon takes so much money or things from his brothers is because he wants to get away from their comments. Back in the early days, he did have a hard time controlling it but nobody was willing to work with him on it so he taught himself how to control it better but all of their comments got to him and he just wanted to get away from it all. Mammon's love for his brothers is to great so he'll never leave permanently, just long enough so he can calm down.
Mammon has fist fought people for each of his brothers and is 110% willing to do it again
Mammon looks like he bites
Leviathan unironicly ships the Lord of Shadows and Henry and even has some ship stuff of them
Leviathan wanted to try whiskey. He learned later that he did not like whiskey when he was over the trash can throwing up with Mammon rubbing his back telling him that it's okay
If Beel isn't home, I can see Leviathan letting Belphie sleep in his room or helping him get to a weird spot to sleep. Levi may not always act like it but he still is an older brother
Satan reads the Bible whenever he needs a laugh
Satan also has a broken sense of humor
Satan hates Country music
Asmodeus has helped Satan convince Lucifer to get them a cat before
I don't know why but Asmodeus wakes up with serious bed head like it's so bad. Nothing Asmo does can stop it, it's worse than Belphie's bed head
Really likes trying weird, unusual, and unique coffee and boba flavors. Like Asmodeus will go to the human world and just look for flavors he's never had before
Asmo has just eaten an entire bowl of boba pearls before. No he does not want to talk about it, it was a dark time in his life. But is he willing to do it again yes no.
Beelzebub has bench pressed each brother before and yes, one time they were all stacked
Beelzebub eats all homop*obes and transp*obes. He says that they taste gross.
Beelzebub ate a cat once and Satan cried
Beel can solve a rubix cube surprisingly fast
Belphegor sleeps or get in the weirdest and most random places. 10ft bookshelf? Barbatos had to get the broom and tape it to another broom to get Belphie down. On the roof of the castle? Barbatos nearly drop kicked Belphie off. Barbatos' room somehow? Someone get Barb a shot and a vacation because he's about to snap
Belphegor is the king at candyland. Don't ask me why, he just is.
If Belphie actually puts effort, he's fast
Belphie likes stickers
Diavolo likes South Park
Dia has joined Belphie in his naps before cause they looked like fun, much to Barbatos chagrin.
Diavolo can't cook or bake for anything and he has burned water along with Solomon
Barbatos seems like a stress smoker tbh and honestly, Mammon joins him. Neither snitch on eachother.
Levi and Barb have absolutely made food from anime together
When Diavolo was younger and was causing chaos, Barbatos just grabbed him with his tail and walked around with Diavolo wrapped in it. That had the opposite reaction he wanted because even now Diavolo wants to go for a ride on Barbs tail sad now cause he's to big for it
Barbatos is the mom/dad friend
Simeon knows he has nice shoulders
He absolutely got drunk once unknowingly and wrote an entire book in the TLS series. Simeon considers it uncanon and never published it but Levi wants that book and he'll find a way to get it.
I honestly feel like Simeon is a restless sleeper, like he's always moving in his sleep. If someone were to sleep in the same bed as him, they will wake up to being smacked, kicked, or pushed off the bed.
Solomon seems like the type to flip a light on in a room and leave it
He nearly gave everyone in Devildom food poisoning that one time Solomon worked in Hell's Kitchen. Solomon is now banned from the kitchen in any establishment and he was so offended.
Solomon cannot say the alphabet backwards.
Solomon said diving scores as people jumped off the Titanic. He said it was worth getting kicked out of the theater.
Luke cried when he seen a deer once cause it was so small and cute
Nobody can properly ride a skateboard in Purgatory Hall other than Luke
Luke is fascinated by hands. Idk why, just feels like he'd ask for your hand and then just play with it, compare the size to his, bend each finger, ask about each mark on it, memorize the details of it, look at the jewelry on it if you're wearing any. Luke just likes hands
If you pick him up, Luke will bite you.
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satanwithboobs · 9 months ago
Whenever Mammon finds out that some humans like to craft gold coins into pendants for necklaces (krugerrands are probably the most famous coins people do this for), he’s gonna find a way to get a grimm (a really nice one, not just any grimm will do) set into one for his human.
Seriously, the thought process is prolly like “what better jewelry is there for the Avatar of Greed’s favorite human than a solid gold coin?”
It’s a little way of making sure a bit of him can be with them at all times.
Bonus: he’d melt whenever he saw them wear it. He’d short-circuit if they told him they make a habit of wearing it every day because they miss him when he’s not around.
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