#obey me shit post

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me Out of Context #45

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[notcreative360]

I have a feeling that MC, and Solomon would mess with the demons, and probably the angels too by saying "It's a human thing, you wouldn't understand" like a teenager that feels misunderstood lol.

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Lucifer: So, you have something called "cute aggression" which is what makes you passive aggressive when cuddling with something you find cute?

MC: Yes. It's a human thing, you demons could never understand.

Lucifer: ..I'm gonna kill Solomon for making you like this.

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[potol0ver]

Omg I got a silly Obey Me idea

Deaf MC where they’re doing their chores and one of the brothers (most likely mammon) forgets their deaf and he speaks to get their attention. Obviously it doesn’t and he continues speaking and more and more he’s starting to get worried and CONVINCED MC is giving him the silent treatment.

Then wanders in Levi and is laughing at how MC is “giving mammon the silent treatment” and his forgetful ass forgets MC is deaf to and talks to them to, then going down the same “MC is mad at me” spiral as Mammon.

One thing leads to another and everyone is behind MC, some trying to figure out why MC is mad, some begging MC from behind them to just speak already.

Of course Deaf MC is blissfully unaware and focused on their chore, soon enough they turn around and get whiplashed by the chaos that’s happening. After realizing what’s happening they laugh and sign “I’m deaf” with a hand gesture of sass, like “how could you forget???”

Needless to say MC won’t forget this and won’t let them live it down

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[squishe-fiasco]

Barbatos: Lucifer hurry up! What do you think Lord Diavolo is paying you for?

Lucifer: He doesn't pay me. We don't even exist.

Lucifer: We are just 2D character versions of biblical figures in a Japanese otome game.

Barbatos: One more crack like that, and you're outta here!

Lucifer: No, please, I have six brothers!

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[sideblogforhitgameobeyme]

Obey me merchandise has be doing math willingly I think I've gone too far into the silly moment

#for context i have dyscalculia #however you spell it idk #for the people who dont know that literally means my brain struggles to comprehend numbers #as a result i hate math with a passion #anyways #obey me nb #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #omnb #obey me shit post #kind of #obey me shitpost

[princessozera]

DDD Chats

Composed from my discord/phone messages

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[leondanteart]

Every time I see these tiktoks, it vaguely reminds me of Levi 💀💀 here's my shitpost

#queer artist #trans artist #procreate #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me shit post #obey me fanart #ruri chan

[aeden-two]

satan, obey me!

do i know how to draw this angle? nah but like look it’s him. with cat ears 8) can’t lie, satan is probably my favourite brother v_v how about you?

also 8) i do take drawing requests/suggestions for obey me :) so drop a line if you’re so inclined :D

#satan obey me #obey me #obey me fanart #obey me satan #cat boy #cat ears #obey me shit post #8) #aedorlin obey me

[l3viat8an]

MC: How much do you love me?

Beel: a lot.

MC: On a scale from 0 to burgers?

Beel:*leaning down to kiss MC* Burgers. With bacon!

MC:*smiling and kissing Beel back* You're the one ❤︎

#two silly post in a row!! #Beel is just so cute omsgjshs #surprise it’s queue! #ro’s dumb stuff tag! #obey me! #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel x mc #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #om! beelzebub #om! crack #om! #om! shit post #om! mc #source: tumblr #incorrect quotes

[pseudonymphomania]

Reverse Bunny: Levi

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[devildomwriter]

The Brothers When MC is Angry

Accurate representation of MC’s threat level vs size

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[potol0ver]

I feel like the Obey me boys would have the same humor as Smosh- I swear I have seen some of their bits and it would fit Mammon, Levi, Asmo, etc. PERFECTLY

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[my-lovely-writing]

Mammon, desperately: "I don't love ya, MC! I don't care 'bout ya at all!"

Solomon: *Behind a bush and quietly laughing his ass off as Mammon's nose grows longer and longer like pinocchio.* "This is the best curse I've ever thought of!"

MC: *Smiles sweetly.* "I love you too, Mammon."

#obm #obm solomon #obm mammon #obey me #obey me solomon #obey me mammon #pinnochio #tsundere mammon #shit post #obm shit post #funny #mine #tw cussing #tw cursing #not a prompt #well unless you take it as one

[princessozera]

Basically their relationship in the first 5 chapters.

Sailor moon edit, original under cut:

#tried to find the screenshots of that one thing you know #'HAHA WHAT KIND OF LOSER AGREED TO A PACK WITH THE HUMAN?' 'Its you this happened like yesterday' #but its 4am and im tireeedd #g' night! #obey me shit post #obey me sheep mc #obey me sheep #obey me mammon #om meme #obey me shall we date #obey me #omswd mammon

[leondanteart]

Doodling a better Like A Dame. This model has the perfect vibe for Lucifer. Pantsuit Bad Bitch Lucifer

#queer artist #trans artist #procreate #obey me redesign #obey me luficer #om! lucifer #like a dame #om! #obey me shit post #obey me shall we date #obey me fanart #obey me

[kuroo-hitsuji]

So remember how i mentioned the brainrot i keep getting of the boys being fathers...

Anyways this is Elettra--

She's a menace (almost has the energy of what one would imagine Satan would've been like if he had ever been a toddler, except any unbridled rage has been converted into Even More Stubbornness) and he has too much of a soft spot for her to really do anything about it lol

Extra info under the cut bc i i don't wanna make the post a billion years long on the dash from my rambling adgkdkg

Also if you for any reason wanna send me asks to let me ramble even more/help me flesh out her character more Please Do--

Her other parent is ofc my Main MC (Kuroo)

Lucifer picked her name. Mostly she just goes by Ellie, but Lucifer and Diavolo use her full name 90% of the time

By human realm standards she'd very likely be autistic but that's complicated bc she's half demon and I still have no idea if demons in this universe are just naturally predisposed to having traits that read as neurodivergent from a human perspective--

Either way she gets Numerous traits from both parents

Much like her father she's Incredibly particular about a lot of things (especially how she presents herself) and is very routine oriented

She got an equal amount of pride and stubbornness from both parents and has ofc inherited their shared reluctance in asking for help. She will try and fail at something at least three times on principle, before requesting assistance in as dignified a manner as a toddler can manage.

She has a large vocabulary and generally stoic demeanor along with a relatively flat way of speaking that makes talking with her a pretty novel experience. She will explain to you in immense detail the plot of her favorite kid's show or the intricacies of the worlds and characters she creates when playing with her toys like it's the most complex and serious topic imaginable.

Has basically everyone wrapped around her conniving little finger and she's not even trying. She is blunt and incredibly scheming for a toddler and Everyone has a soft spot for her, Especially her father, and she is fully aware how easily she can get away with things. This could come back to bite everyone in the ass but for now she's too adorable to fix it lmao

#obey me #obey me oc #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #listen the one time we see Lucifer name something its the Most extra ass shit-- #i feel it in my soul that this would also apply to his children if his partner doesn't have any other ideas/doesn't veto his outright #my art #there are more children i just have not drawn them well yet. undetermined when they will join this party so it's just this post for now #i care for them #Please send me ask ideas/reasons to draw this little gremlin if you think of any. i care for her #Lucifer #Kuroo #(not present but relevant lmao) #Ellie