#obey me shitposting

[winter-sol]

literally my reactions at today's Karasu lmao 😂

#levi what are you doing #obey me nightbringer #obey me memes #obey me shitposting #obey me #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me shall we date #obey me meme #obey me shitpost #obey me crack

[jackalopesao3]

#i had to #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #om! swd #obey me spoilers #nightbringer spoilers #obey me nightbringer #om! nightbringer #om! nb #nightbringer barbatos #obey me! nightbringer #barbatos om #barbatos obey me #om! barbatos #obey me barbatos #barbatos swd #obey me! barbatos #obey me shitposting #obey me shitpost

[phasmophobia-territory]

Okay Followers, Heads Up

I'm gonna be spamming y'all with like 4+ posts in the next hour. It was supposed to be a long one, but it was way too long so I had to split it in four.

Unfortunately It's not the Yandere Lucifer Post (that's still coming April 13th), and it's not Asmo or Belphie weekly appreciation day.

Speaking of weekly Asmo and Belphie appreciation, I don't think I can do them this week guys. I'm so sorry, I'm disappointed too! Editing this junk I'm about to post had me busy af

Have some memes i found on pinterest I hope can make up for that, dears:

Oh, and @acaribeau, I'm still gonna do the repost of my thoughts on your Levi post! Just hold tight!

#casual sketchprincess #not yandere #obey me memes #obey me #weekly asmo appreciation #weekly belphie appreciation #obey me belphegor #obey me asmodeus #obey me shitposting

[shootingstarrfish]

nothing happened but he deliberately says it like this to piss his brothers off

#he totally pretends to be oblivious about it too cause he's a lil shit <33333 #obey me #obey me nightbringer #omswd #om! belphegor #belphegor #obey me art #shitpost

[anintrovertedechoe]

Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #shall we date lucifer #obey me mc #obey me memes #obey me shitpost #i am cringe but i am free #obey me x reader #lucifer obey me #obey me swd lucifer #swd lucifer #lucifer swd #om lucifer #om! lucifer #lucifer om #obey me x y/n #obey me x you #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me x gender neutral reader

[whatever-fanfics]

Headcanon that the demons and angels don't have that instinct when somethings wrong.

MC *feels the hairs on their arms stand up*: Somethings wrong

Solomon *feels a pit in his stomach*: I agree

Demons and Angels: What the fuck

*Something goes wrong*

The Demons and Angels: What the F U C K 🤯😱🤯

#obey me #om! reblog #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #obey me leviathan #obey me beel #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me belphie #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #I feel like Barbatos would know about this but still #obey me mephisto #obey me raphael #obey me simeon #obey me thirteen #obey me shitpost

[boozye]

:3 *approaching violently*

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me satan #obey me mc #obey me shitpost #boozye did

[cosmicstarlatte]

Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me humor #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me imagines #obey me mammon #Devildom Court #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹ #shitpostcifer

[authormars]

MC: How do angels reproduce?

Simeon: Well, it's a very complicated process and the Father-

Lucifer: Mitosis

MC:

Simeon:

Lucifer, pointing to Satan: Mitosis

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me shitpost #obey me satan #obey me simeon #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #i think i'm funny

[hopeluna]

Belphie at Diavolo's parties: this place is so fancy, I don't know which fork to kill myself with

Asmo: the fork on your right.

#this was way funnier when i thought of it in my head #obey me #obey me x reader #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #om! belphegor #om! asmodeus

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: considering God is real and shit, would he hate me solely because half of the Devildom is simping over me

Lucifer: Mc... he would hate you simply for existing

Mc: yeah fair I hate me for simply existing too

Lucifer: (picking up Mc) Mc we talked about this and now you have to spend an hour with Asmo telling you how good you are

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #obey me! #obey me lucifer #lucifer avatar of pride #obey me mc

[jackalopesao3]

Y’all, we’ve already seen Michael! He’s a giant letter M! Solmare gave us a face reveal a few seasons back.

#obey me swd #obey me shall we date #om! swd #obey me shitposting #obey me shitpost #obey me michael

[lyrichi]

[the bros are all fighting in the background]

mc, watching and eating one of those vero mango lollipops:

solomon, sitting next to them: what did you do to make them all fight like that?

mc: I said I had a favorite

#this is for whoever actually reads the tags #whos yalls bias #mine is satan #if anyone cares #anyway #listening to my lord to savior will wood rn #yeah #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me solomon #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor

[shootingstarrfish]

drawing random peoples obey me signatures

#obey me #shitpost #signature doodles

[anintrovertedechoe]

the brothers: mc let me carry ur bag for u ! ur human it might break ur back and then u’ll die :((

solomon: my back hurts !!

the brothers (and barbatos): lmao kys

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #later #obey me mammon #obey me! #shall we date obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me solomon #obey me game #obey me fandom #swd obey me #incorrect obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #obey me leviathan #obey me Satan #obey me Asmodeus #obey me Beelzebub #obey me belphegor #… #obey me barbatos #obey me x reader

[foggydreamergiver]

Lucifer, holding a rock: MC just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Diavolo : If you don't marry MC, I will.

#obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me #obey me mc #obey me oc #obey me headcanons #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #obey me solomon #obey me leviathan