#obey me skit

[devildomwriter]

Two Wrathful Demons

MC: *crying in their room under a blanket*

Satan: “MC! What’s wrong?”

MC: *shows Satan their phone*

Satan: *eye twitching*

[A Moment Later at the Demon Lord’s Castle]

Satan: “Barbatos I need you to open a portal to the human world.”

Barbatos: “And what is your reason?”

Satan: “Hunting.”

Barbatos: “And you think I’d allow that.”

Satan: “They’re cyber bullying MC.”

Barbatos: “I see.”

Barbatos: “I shall be accompanying you then.”

Satan: “Good, let’s go.”

[Later at the House of Lamentation]

Satan: *knocking on MC’s door*

MC: “Come in!”

Satan: “You seem much happier? Is everything okay now?”

MC: “Yeah! They apologized and explained they were being emotional and taking it out on me. It’s nice to see people can admit their wrong, that rarely happens on the internet.”

Satan: *smiling knowing he’s the one who sent that message the bully is long gone*

Satan: “That’s wonderful. Let me know if they or anyone else crosses the line like that again.”

MC: “I will. Thanks for buying me icecream.”

Satan: *smiling* “Anything for you.”

[Later at the Demon Lord’s Castle]

Diavolo: “My favorite dish! How delightful! Thank you Barbatos, you must be in a good mood today. May I ask what has you in such high spirits?”

Barbatos: “I simply had a bit of fun earlier.”

Diavolo: “Oh? I wish you’d invited me.”

Barbatos: “That certainly would’ve brought about the end of times.”

Diavolo: “What exactly did you do????”

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[xifhera]

Ow

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[hiss-kitten]

Guard: Ma'am/Sir, no pets allowed in the store.

Mc: You heard him. *Looks at the brothers.*

The brothers: What?

Mc: *Enters the store*

The brothers: *About to enter*

Guard: *Stopping the brothers from entering* No pets allowed in the store.

The brothers: ...what.

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[shitty-obeyme-aus]

Obey Me AU where MC is still a sheep - but as tall as Beel. Not proportionally big, just tall.

Long Furby Sheep just wobbling around

Do you think they've ever fallen over?

#sounds like a pop team epic skit #obey me #obey me! #obey me au #obey me mc #replies from admin m #admin m answers #shitty-obeyme-aus brought to you by: an ask

[mx-panic]

So I heard that Devildom's tech is so underdeveloped???

I do wonder if it would go to the point of Barbatos worshipping a coffee machine or an electric wisk/mixer.

So I might as well dump this BS.

------

MC: Barbatos wh- what the f*ck are you doing.

Barbatos: Admiring this divine object ✨

*the electric wisk/mixer is on a pedestal, literally*

MC: ....

Solomon: *bursts out laughing*

MC: I wonder what happens when he finds out about the coffee machines.

Barbatos: About the ✨what✨ ????

MC: ... How do they not have any of these but have phones, TVs and speakers?

Solomon: ... It's funnier this way.

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[mattielee-carnation]

If the video doesn't work just look up Mattielee Carnation on YouTube. I'm to tired to grab the link rn TvT

#mc #obey me #Gabe #obey me Belphie #skit #Mattielee Carnation #Mase Carnation

[livelaughlovesubs]

what do you think bsd men would be with a girl who is really hyperfeminine (ex loves sanrio, short skits and stuff) but still loves topping?

It literally does not matter what you like and how you look as long as you click. (Also tell me if you want any specific characters I didn’t mention)

I imagine them not minding it neither way, because you can wear a skirt or pants and still fuck them into oblivion. Though there are some that might get fooled by your appearance. It’s the first impression after all.

Dazai would probably tease you about it from time to time, “when I first saw you, I thought you were such a nice and innocent girl! Who knew you were into such freaky stuff?” He’d joke about it all the time, just to provoke you. Then he’d add, “but I love all woman, even if you are a beast in bed.” And wink at you. Now it’s your choice what you will do to him later, maybe you should punish that cheeky tongue of his.

Atsushi would probably be a bit embarrassed, that he needs a girl to take care of him, especially if you are shorter or look younger than him. You just have to assure him it’s alright to feel this way, and it’s alright to show emotions, cry, whatever. He gets embarrassed easily, or flustered, so it’s almost the same no matter what body Typ. You could be taller than him and hug him from behind, he’d blush already. Or as mentioned be shorter and nuzzle into his chest, and he’ll turn red. Also if you flirt with him, and he does catch on, then it really doesn’t matter if you look very feminine or not, he’d be nervous and fumbling with his thumbs the entire time.

Kunikida, I gotta say, he feels like the traditional reserved type of person, though secretly (unbeknownst to him) also a freak. Probably wrote in his book something about a nice and healthy relationship, a girly girl who is mature and gentle, and vanilla. Maybe someone who works part time so that they could take care of the household? He works full time after all. So consider him surprised when he found out about you, cuz your appearance made him believe you were very.. well, basic. (There is nothing wrong with basic) though to think you’d make him so such humiliating stuff.. you better not leave him now, not after seeing all those sides of him.

Sigma likes people who knows what they want and want to be, who can decide. Because he has a few problems with his identity. That’s why he really admires how you carry yourself, and know what you like. Fashion wise or others. You know what you like and you stand behind it, go for it girl. Also, I think sigma likes the high fashion, like a small hobby he has, so he’d love to go shopping with you and discuss outfit ideas. He probably enjoys a wide range of styles.

Fyodor also thought you would be a total sub, he just guessed. Turns out he guessed completely wrong, his mistake, can he make up by drinking a shot? Anyway, as long as you are useful, he doesn’t really care how you present yourself. The skills are what’s important. But to be honest, at first, he was trying to find a very traditional partner. It’s what he believes in. A good wife who cooks and takes care of the house, and obeys. That’s what he was looking for, if he wanted a relationship in the first place. It’s what’s written in the bible, he wanted to follow it. After spending a night with you, he had to think about it again. It felt too good to give up, and honestly, just because you top or dom doesn’t mean you won’t fulfil the requirements, no? Even if you didn’t, well, he was god’s chosen one he can make a special case just for you.

Nikolai would ask you to dress up as a clown with him. If you refuse, he’ll keep asking. So yea, he doesn’t really care what you like or look, he will make you into clowns and magic shows. It’s a part of getting closer to him, there is no roundabout. (Rip those who have a phobia against clowns, but if you do why would you like Nikolai in the first place) jokes aside, I’m sure he won’t really force you into liking all that. Probably…

Chuuya would find it pretty practical, cuz similar to sigma, you know what you like or who you are so you are easy to read. He doesn’t need to think that long to guess what kind of stuff you’d like, it’s practical. But he’ll still take ages to find the *perfect* present for you. Most of the time he’ll buy more than one, if you don’t like it throw it away. If you are even shorter than him, it’d boost his ego, cuz, yea, short people struggles. Though that ego would be gone after you show him who’s top, and he’d be pouting for a while. He thought he could finally stand over someone! He was taller but somehow he didn’t feel like he actually was! It’s not a negative feeling though, not at all. And you being girly didn’t matter, you look gorgeous anyway. Just say the word and he will silence anyone who thinks otherwise.

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[hakirachan]

guys. I have a confession.

I…

…was a Gacha kid.

I still do use it, actually. I just love decorating the little characters, they’re so cute :3

I made the Obey Me boys (minus Simeon and Luke bc i ran out of slots, but I’m gonna make them) so I can do little skits. I might post some skits or scenes of mine in a side blog. If you wanna see, just let me know.

Anyways, with that being said…

Here’s a tierlist on how I hc the obey me characters use Gacha Club.

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[marixrose]

Obey Me! Masterlist (Dateables)

Random short skits—

ALL:

Mid-day fights

Waking up in the middle of the night

Mc’s first kiss

Late for school

Lucifer:

Concert

Mammon:

Random cute thoughts

Drunk or high?

Levi:

Player 2

Satan:

Sick MC

Asmo:

Makeup

Beel:

Pancakes

Belphie:

Nap time

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[devildomwriter]

Easy Money

You’re out shopping with Mephistopheles when you see a watch you like.

MC: “Ooh this so pretty! Oh yikes…that’s way too expensive…”

Mephistopheles: “Hm? It’s only 1,000.”

MC: “Only?”

Mephistopheles: “Yes, I could drop a hundred times this amount and not even bother picking it up.”

MC: “Is that so?”

Mephistopheles: “Why of course.”

MC: “Do it.”

Mephistopheles: “Pardon?”

MC: “Drop one million and walk away.”

Mephistopheles: “I never said a million?”

MC: “So it does matter?”

Mephistopheles: “No it doesn’t. See. It’s meaningless, I’ll make it again in an hour.”

You bend over and pick it up.

Mephistopheles: “Ah, thank you—“

MC: “Oh, did you need this back?”

Mephistopheles: “Well I don’t need it—“

MC: “Oh, so I can have it?”

Mephistopheles: “I’m not giving out money!”

MC: “But you were gonna leave it there and not even pick it up.”

Mephistopheles: “I was making a point.”

MC: “You can’t make a pint if you don’t follow through.”

Mephistopheles: “Well—“

MC: “I knew it, you really aren’t that wealthy after all…”

Mephistopheles: “Of course I am! Do you understand who I am?”

MC: “But don’t you need this back?”

Mephistopheles: “Absolutely not! I wouldn’t dream of it”

MC: “Are you sure, because—“

Mephistopheles: “I don’t need it, I’m not a peasant. You can have it since you went through the effort of picking it up off the ground?”

MC: “Really?”

Mephistopheles: “Yes I insist.”

MC: “Thanks, Mephisto, you’re the best!”

Mephistopheles: “Naturally.”

A few hours later you return home with bags upon bags full of items from top name brands.

Lucifer: “What in the three worlds?”

MC: “That was the easiest million I’ve ever made.”

Mammon: “Huh!? Did ya say million!!!??? How the hell did ya do that?”

MC: “Do you want the short story or—?”

Lucifer: “Short, please.”

MC: “I called Mephisto poor.”

Lucifer: *sigh* “That idiot…”

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[t0bi0ss]

obey me characters on trial for murder

Simeon: “your honor i will be representing myself, a lawyer. i have studied loopholes to get out of a crime i may or may not have commited.

Belphegor: “apple music?” ‘yeah that’s right i’m gonna play on the jury's emotions suckers’

Leviathan: “your honor i get mad, we all get mad.”   “you stepped on the victim’s face 20 times after they told you to calm down”   “b*tch, ya know what that does sound like me.

Asmodeus:   “we have you on camera doing the cha cha slide on the body”   “mr. lincoln says that’s not me”    “are you bribing me right now?”   “no that’s your five dollar bill why would i use my money?”

Lucifer: “judge i wasn’t in my right mind when i threw that brick at their head”  “what do you plead?”   “attractively insane?”

Luke: “do you have anything to say about the 3 bodies in your backyard?”  “i was pushed to the edge…”  “speak up”  “i hate people, god do i have to bury 4 bodies!?”

Barbatos:  “witnesses say you were bragging about the murder and signed your name in blood.”  “you mad cause i’m proud of my work and signed it? self-kill love is important.”

Mammon:  “so i possibly neatly wrapped the body in bubble wrap but that’s only a possibility you have no evidence, court adjourned.”

Satan: “i’m on the run heading to mexico.”

Diavolo:  “how do you sleep at night knowing you killed someone out of revenge.”  “like a horny newborn baby that’s about to go to sleep.”

Solomon: “you killed them because they were being clingy and suffocating you.”  “that is correct, can the jury hurry up this is taking too long.” MC : “what’s the name of the victim?”  “hell because that’s why i sent that disloyal snakes lying ass it is what is it.”

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[ewesless]

Talking with my friend about dumb things™️ led to the topic of Diavolo getting actually trapped in the dryer because that fellow is one. big. Demon. (Pretend they have one, because poor Barbatos doesn't have a dishwasher yet even by OBEY ME timeline!)

We came up with a skit: He would be helping Barbatos by doing housework as a surprise. Because Dia doesn't get to do any housework he wouldn't know about how to use/choose the correct detergents, sort the laundry, or other necessities for successful laundering. So everything is going wrong already, but he reaches into the dryer too deeply and gets his magnificent rack of horns stuck.

Cue: *thunk* 😦 *clonk* 😧 *clank* 😰 *CLANK CLANK* 😱 *CLANKCLANKCLONKCLANK* with lots of wing flapping "Help? Somebody help?" 😫 "LUCIFER SAVE ME!!!!! BARBATOS HELP!!!!! MC!!!! .......LITTLE D. NO 2??"

Barbatos at the port shopping: "My Young Master senses are tingling!" *teleports home* Fearful for Diavolo he rescues him and then furiously lectures him about mixing reds and whites because now they both have a bunch of pink ties, shirts, socks and underwear...

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[courtofmatchups]

For the matchup thing can I request one from Obey Me  

Hobbies? I well I do acting, I write a lot, I like preparing outfits, social media, I shop a lot, getting into makeup and I suppose I want to get into music someday

My personality? I’m not to sure how I’d describe myself but I can be responsible, reliable. I can be cold and stoic in real life if I don’t trust someone (it takes me a while to warm up to someone) but once I have I can be a gremlin who I guess I’ve been described as kind and a natural caregiver. I’ve been told empathy is a gift I possess. I enjoy taking care of people

I’m also really keen on physical affection as I like to cuddle my friends. I tend to not like higher authority as well as I don’t like being told what to do and prefer to decide things myself. 

I like: my hobbies im really passionate about them, people that I’m close to, caffeine, sleep, plushies, sweets, video games, anime just otaku stuff etc 

I don’t like: insects

My love languages

Giving: physical touch, quality time

Receiving: physical touch, words of affirmation 

My zodiac is Aquarius my mbti is INFJ 

My aesthetic is basically dark academia, goth pink and stuff like that. To summarize it in a way that I’ve been described think Wednesday or something. Which I guess with how I act when I warm up to someone is really gap-moe lmao.

Make sure to drink water and take care of yourself and take your time on this:)

It seems to me you've captured the heart of

The Otaku Third-Born

Leviathan!

Ok, given your personality, this man may or may not find you to be a little intimidating from afar, but in a way he can't help but feel captivated by you. You're stoic and aloof at first glance, and if he's learned anything from his manga and from living with Lucifer and Satan, stoic people tend to have a hidden sweet/wholesome/goofy side.

And when you warm up to him and show him that side to you, He's absolutely head over heels. And your hobbies?? Levi would absolutely love cosplaying with you. Maybe even perform some silly little skits with you in cosplay.

And when you just want to just chill and cuddle him, he'll just put on a relaxing anime while he holds you, sometimes in is demon form with his tail wrapped around you for maximum comfort. Levi has been wanting this to happen for a while, and when you first ask to do it, he'd be a flustered mess. Not to worry, he'll get used to it, since in theory, he likes physical touch, and now he's confirmed that he likes it in practice also. Levi might not be the most eloquent with words in practice, but he'll still give you the words of affirmation you need

Levi also likes to rely on you. Empathy is a beautiful trait to have, and your respect for boundaries is something he deeply respects. There are times you need him to get out of being holed up in his room, so be prepared for that.

Overall, a happy relationship. One where you can both can grow together (Levi: we all love a good character arc. Or multiple if need be lol)

#court of matchups #obey me matchups #obey me leviathan #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me levi #matchups #otome #obey me x reader

[luxthestrange]

Things Brothers/Dateables Probably has done with Mc Part 3

For All the Obey me Latino's out there I just remembered this scene from an old comedy skit show, So image Levi is tired that mammon hasn't paid him the money he owed him and LatinxMc decides "Enough is Enough" and told him HOW to finally get mammon to crack and give him his money...Leviathan finds you humans more terrifying day by day

So every time when mammon comes back from the house, every time he thinks he is alone in a room after he evaded Levi calling his human to fetch him a drink, every time he gets ready to take a bath, He turns the tv on...there Levi, At the window of the hotel room you and him were staying up in the human world YOUR GUESS WHAT YOU WERE DOING- In Halloween he dressed as an angel to surprise him at a club-, Leviathan IS THERE SINGING "you owe me, you owe me, you owe me and you have to pay me~"Over and over again...

Yes, he got that maid outfit from Barbatos YES YOU RECORDED EVERY TIME LEVI APPEARED TO HAUNT MAMS-

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[cynergy-laughter]

Do you know the "43 FUDGING CENTS!" TikTok audio thing? How would the brothers and MC react to Mammon screaming that whole thing?

-the one who dumped the Pokemon and Obey Me crossover thing

Oh my god, it’s been a hot minute since I did a reaction post. But I just reminded myself about the 43 frickin cents audio. This is going to be with a Tiktok Creator MC.

Mammon: 43 fRICKEN CENTS!!! *screams* I need a SUGAR DADDY! At this I’m ready to fricken plastering my body on the sidewalk for some loose change! Spareee change!(x2) Anyone got some… Spareee change! walkin in a winter wonderland~.

Lucifer: He can hear this through the door to his study, he stops doing paperwork and starts rubbing his temples, choosing not to engage with him at this time. He knew he was doing this because he got his card taken away, and he was not about to let Mammon break him. He had no idea this was a tiktok audio skit that he was doing, so he thought it was Mammon being Mammon when he’s broke.

Leviathan: Was doing a livestream when it happened, and he just slapped man with a receipt for new headset, because his old headset he uses for streaming got stolen… and broken… by Mammon. He was just in the middle of explaining why he didn’t have his headset when Mammon started screaming the audio. Levi pressed his lips together and tried his hardest to react. It wasn’t until he gently facepalmed that he started snort laughing, trying and failing to not break on stream. He was gonna kill Mammon later, cause he knew exactly where this was from.

Satan: Was another person who thought this was just Mammon when was broke; trying to guilt Lucifer to give him wallet AND his card back. But ever since MC got him addicted to tiktok scrolling, Satan had just recently come across that audio except it was an animatic of the Lord of Fools, and sighed an about to laugh sigh. He was tempted to record himself going down in the middle of Mammon’s rant and throw a Payday bar at him, and tell him “You’re not you when you’re begging.”

Asmodeus: Is also a tiktok queen of beauty and make up. He was in the middle of doing a face mask when Mammon started screamingly reciting the audio. Asmo was trying so hard to not laugh, he got through the sugar daddy part, but broke on the next part. He started laughing and then began screaming cause his mask was ruined. He got himself some rope and began to chase Mammon around the house to try and string him up.

Beelzebub: Was raiding the fridge when he saw Mammon come in and start screaming this in the kitchen, holding receipt. He was watching Mammon as he paced back and forth continuing his rant. Beel was entertained as he got second dinner and a show, even though he didn’t know what the heck was going on.

Belphegor: Was up in the attic bedroom when he could barely make out what Mammon was shouting. He groaned as he took a pillow and put it over his head to try and drown the noise out. He didn’t care much for tiktok, only using it to help him drift off to sleep. And it wouldn’t be a day later when he would discover the og tiktok and it all became clear. He would softly chuckle as remembered yesterday, and grinned at the aftermath.

MC: Mammon knew this was one of your favorite TikToks and did it because you were feeling so sad that you holed up in your room. It worked, you woke from your nap to hear Mammon doing your favorite tiktok audio, and you cheered up instantly. You began laughing in bed, and then heard the scream that happened after the last singing part. Asmo began chasing Mammon around the house for ruining his skin care routine, and you were just silently laughing because Mammon really just “Did it for the meme.” You gave Mammon a big hug and a cheek kiss for cheering you up.

Thank you again, anon. For giving me this gift of a question, I hope you and many others like it.

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[goonerjoon]

Hi! Could you please write yandere Baekhyun and pregnant reader? Reader is sensitive and emotional. Baekhyun rude and soft. They are fighting because of jeaolusy. Reader is sad and has pain. Something angst and fluff please!

this darkness that swallowed the scream

this is before reader runs away so they're pregnant with their second child after the voyeurism incident.

yandere Baekhyun/pregnant reader | jealousy | pregnant sex | rough oral sex | choking | face slapping | anal sex | overstimulation | orgasm delay/denial | noncon | hurt little comfort | hair pulling | squirting | rimming | pussy slapping | angst and fluff | fluff | biting

The burning feeling in your heart was all-consuming, you couldn't stop thinking about what would happen if you left. Maybe Baekhyun would move on, he seemed particularly interested in some girl from work, coming home to talk about how well she did her job. It hurt you in more ways than you knew were capable and you started to act weird around him because of that hurt.

Baekhyun noticed right away and started to get even shorter with you. He'd order you around more, trying to finish work faster so he could be home to watch you. But he'd also love you gently when you'd get to bed asking you if you were okay, you'd respond the same every time saying you're fine. He never pushed but knew something was wrong and it hurt you even more.

It went on for months, the fighting, you were getting close to the end of your pregnancy only 4 months to go and with each day he only got angrier with you. You'd gotten jealous after he had spent all dinner talking about his female colleague, ignoring him while you washed the dishes. Baekhyun had come up behind you nails digging into your waist asking why you were being so bitchy, you'd ignored him. He'd dragged you up the stairs by your hair bringing you into your bedroom taking his belt off and hitting you over the back with it. Leaving you on the floor to cry he'd left the room leaving the house entirely your heart ached even more thinking about what he could've been doing.

You'd been sat on the couch with your firstborn cradled in your arms when Baekhyun got home the next day. He hasn't looked at you only taking the baby from you, feeding them a bottle, and putting them down for bed. Coming back downstairs he'd looked at you disappointment clear in his eyes, you could notice the faint smell of perfume clinging to him, tears clung to your eyes as he stepped before you.

"You've been so bad haven't you huh? Why's that? Been whoring yourself out for someone else?" Baekhyun said grabbing you by your hair and forcing you to look at him. Reaching down he ran his hand across your cheek almost lovingly but you knew better and he struck you hard leaving your skin smarting.

"Are you listening to me? Do I have to punish you? You know I don't like to do that so how about you answer me huh?" He got in your face your noses almost touching but you refused to talk instead trying to look down. Scoffing he pushed you off the couch quickly undoing his belt, and pulling the zipper of his slacks down. He stepped in front of you dragging you to your knees with a hand on your throat, his cock jutted obscenely out of his trousers precum already beading at the tip.

Running his cockhead along your bottom lip, he pushed your top lip upwards rubbing his dick across your teeth. "Open." His voice was already deep and husky and you obeyed opening up for him to lick at your teeth. Baekhyun groaned grabbing the back of your head and forcing himself past your lips, you didn't gag as he started to slam into your mouth as fast as he could manage moaning above you. Wetness pooled between your legs as he used you to his heart's content. Spit spilled down your chin dripping to the floor as he pulled himself out of your mouth.

Baekhyun grabbed your shoulder pushing you down onto the floor headfirst he lifted your dress pulling your panties to the side. His fingers skitted over your hole collecting all the slick that had pooled there, he shoved three fingers into your roughly fucking them inside of you. His fingers jammed into your sweet spot as you squealed into the rug beneath you, slick ran down your thighs, a wet squelching noise filling the air as you came violently. Teeth scraped over your ass cheek as he continued thrusting his fingers in and out of you not letting up even as you reached between your legs trying to push him away. He bit and sucked at your lower back licking at the place where his fingers met your cunt slick flowing freely coating his hand as you came for the second time.

Fingers slipped out of you leaving you feeling empty as he lapped at the juices covering your folds. His tongue slid up licking at your perineum before meeting with your asshole slipping inside of you easily. He sucked and licked at your rim as his hand slipped between your legs again slapping lightly at your clit, you tried to pull away as he slapped at you harder his other hand firm on your thigh, a warning. Baekhyun slapped you twice more before you screamed wetness shooting out of you coating the bottom half of his face, you whimpered as he pulled away wiping the mess off of him, slicking himself up with your cum.

Getting up onto his knees, he kneeled behind you running the head of himself over your folds before going up even higher pressing himself insistently against your asshole. He slid inside in one smooth motion rocking you forward from the force, he gave you no time to adjust as he started a rough pace. He thrust in and out of you taking you as he pleased, his nails digging into your waist his teeth biting at your shoulder blades.

"Don't cum until I say so understood? If you do I'll make sure your punishment is even more severe." His hand gripped your pussy his nails digging into your folds as you nodded. His pace sped up even more as he bit at your neck, drawing blood it spilling down off your shoulder onto the floor. Baekhyun rutted into pulling his cock out of you fully before slamming back in, your orgasm built inside of you and you desperately tried to hold it at bay.

"Always so tight for me aren't you? When you listen well you get to cum whenever you want but you've been bad haven't you baby? Just can't listen to your owner anymore, can you? It's okay I like it when you fight me gives me a reason to hurt you more." The more he spoke the more your core throbbed and the faster he fucked you, his rhythm started to falter as you clenched around him your orgasm approaching even quicker than before.

"I can't please I can't sir please please please I'll be good for you please sir." Baekhyun moaned into your ear slapping at your clit as he pulsed inside of you filling you up with his cum.

"C'mon cum for me now baby." Relentlessly he slapped even harder at your cunt slick dripping out of you in a long stream, your orgasm washed over you abruptly your legs locking up as you squirted all over the rug beneath you. Baekhyun kissed your neck rubbing your sides before standing.

"Clean this up yeah?" He tucked himself into his slacks patting you on the head before making his way upstairs.

The next day early in the morning he kissed you softly muttering how much he loved you, his hand rested on your extended belly. He was soft and gentle with you throughout the day taking the day off of work to spend time with you. Baekhyun's hands never left you always wrapped around your waist, your stomach, or enclosed in your own. Bathing you that night he told you how much he cared for you and how happy he was to have you be his but you need to listen, you'd silently nodded as he kissed you tenderly his hands running up your sides cupping one of your swollen breasts possessively.

And as you drifted off to sleep together that night you could only think about how much you loved him, no jealousy just love.

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