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incorrect-obeyme · 2 days ago
Asmo: My goodness Satan, you really need to start reacting when people cry!
Satan: I did.
Satan: I rolled my eyes.
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incorrect-obeyme · 2 months ago
Barbatos: Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Simeon: B-bees...?
Barbatos: HE HAS ACCEPTED THE BEES
Simeon: W-wait! That's not-
Solomon: [runs out of the kitchen with a jar of bees]
Simeon: WAIT-
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incorrect-obeyme · 22 days ago
Lucifer: Must you always attack me with your words, Satan?
Satan: Should I use rocks instead?
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incorrect-obeyme · 5 days ago
Lucifer: good morning
Belphie: good morning
Levi: good morning
Satan: you all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?
Mammon: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS-
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incorrect-obeyme · a month ago
[chatroom with leviathan]
Levi: hey, are you awake
MC: yeah
Levi: omg me too
Levi: wow we have so much in common
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incorrect-obeyme · 2 months ago
[On a mountain hike]
Satan: It’s beautiful out here.
Asmo: And quiet.
Lucifer: Too quiet.
Levi: Did we lose someone?
[cut to Beel with a bear in a headlock]
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incorrect-obeyme · 4 months ago
Lucifer: [sigh]
Lucifer: anyone care to explain why levi is laying on the floor here?
Asmo: he's a little overwhelmed
Lucifer: because?
Asmo: mc smiled at him a few minutes ago
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incorrect-obeyme · 2 months ago
Solomon: [drawing a pentagram on the floor]
Luke: What are you doing?
Solomon: You told me to satanize the house.
Luke: I SAID SANITIZE, SOLOMON.
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incorrect-obeyme · 7 months ago
Diavolo: Who would win?
Diavolo : [points at Lucifer] The mighty first born, Lucifer. The Avatar of Pride.
Diavolo: [points at MC] Or this little cute sheep?
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incorrect-obeyme · 4 months ago
Solomon, kicks the door open: SIMEON-
Simeon: shh! luke is asleep right now!
Solomon, whispering: sorry
Simeon, whispering: what's wrong?
Solomon, whispering: there's a fire in our kitchen right now
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incorrect-obeyme · a month ago
Random Demon: hey, can I have your number?
MC: uh-
Satan: [slaps the random demon's phone to the ground]
Satan: it's broken, sorry.
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incorrect-obeyme · 4 months ago
Asmo: Hehe, I told Beel that his ears turn red when he lies.
Satan: Oh?
Lucifer: Beel, I heard someone destroyed Madam Scream's yesterday. Did you do it?
Beel: [covering his ears] No...?
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incorrect-obeyme · 3 months ago
Mammon: I won a new phone in a race.
MC: Huh? What kind of race let’s you win a phone Mammon?
Mammon: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
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incorrect-obeyme · a month ago
[House of Lamentation (8)]
Mammon: Just so ya know, I can run at 200 mph!
Lucifer: More like 200mph (mistakes per hour)
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incorrect-obeyme · 3 months ago
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[Mammon and Levi having an argument]
Levi: Just take your stuff and leave
Mammon: Fine then
Mammon: [Picks up mc and walks out of the door]
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incorrect-obeyme · 4 months ago
Levi: why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
Mammon: not what
Levi:
Mammon: bruh it's not loading
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incorrect-obeyme · 2 months ago
Diavolo: My partner left me because of my obsession with horoscopes
Diavolo: It Taurus apart
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incorrect-obeyme · 4 months ago
Satan: my biggest pet peeve? people using big words they don't understand to act smart
Mammon: i photosynthesize with that
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incorrect-obeyme · 6 months ago
Satan, irritated: somebody please give me a reason not to murder someone right now
Lucifer: you can’t pet cats in prison.
Satan: I hate to say this, but thank you
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incorrect-obeyme · 4 months ago
Satan: I don't care what you say from now on. I'm going to my room.
Solomon: Water is not wet.
Satan, slowly turning to Solomon: What the hell did you just say?
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