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beaxtrice-newme · 1 year

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#What can I say I love smiles 😂😂#moon knight #steven grant #daredevil #matt murdock #werewolf by night #jack russell #star wars #poe dameron #kenobi series #obi wan kenobi #tuwomt #javi gutierrez #pedro pascal #oscar isaac #charlie cox #ewan mcgregor #gael garcia bernal #beaxtalks

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ultimateshixiongfuckertournament · 3 months

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Noncanonicals Tournament Round 1, Match 7

Match 7 is between John 'Jack' Seward from Dracula (shizun/mentor: Abraham van Helsing) and Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars (shizun/mentor: Qui-Gon Jinn)

Propaganda under the cut! (Warning: Propaganda may include spoilers about the characters and their media)

John 'Jack' Seward:

Actual quotes from the letter in which John Seward introduce Van Helsing:

"I am in doubt, and so have done the best thing I know of. I have written to my old friend and master, Professor Van Helsing, of Amsterdam, who knows as much about obscure diseases as any one in the world. [...]

Van Helsing would, I know, do anything for me for a personal reason, so no matter on what ground he comes, we must accept his wishes. He is a seemingly arbitrary man, this is because he knows what he is talking about better than any one else. He is a philosopher and a metaphysician, and one of the most advanced scientists of his day, and he has, I believe, an absolutely open mind. This, with an iron nerve, a temper of the ice-brook, and indomitable resolution, self-command, and toleration exalted from virtues to blessings, and the kindliest and truest heart that beats, these form his equipment for the noble work that he is doing for mankind, work both in theory and practice, for his views are as wide as his all-embracing sympathy."

I feel like this speaks for itself tbqh.

Also, here's Van Helsing's answer to Seward's offscreen summons:

"When I received your letter I am already coming to you. By good fortune I can leave just at once, without wrong to any of those who have trusted me. Were fortune other, then it were bad for those who have trusted, for I come to my friend when he call me to aid those he holds dear. Tell your friend that when that time you suck from my wound so swiftly the poison of the gangrene from that knife that our other friend, too nervous, let slip, you did more for him when he wants my aids and you call for them than all his great fortune could do. But it is pleasure added to do for him, your friend, it is to you that I come.[...]"

The Gangrene Incident is never explained beyond this. Just. Jack sucked Van Helsing canon and real

Rest assured that they are like this from here to the end of the novel

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See above; also, let's remember the fact that Jackie can apparently do a bang up Dutch accent to give full bodied performances mimicking his professor. Van H also implies that he and Jack are blood-married.

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Even though they are mentor/student, Van Helsing strongly believes Jack is his equal in many ways and confides in him just for emotional stability. Stereotypically the mentor pushes the student outside of his comfort zone, but it is Jack who introduces the professor to everyone else in the story. Van Helsing tells another character that Jack helps alleviate his loneliness. He writes his "in case I die" memos to Jack specifically, because there is no one else who would understand him better.

Oh also Van Helsing has a running theme of barging into Jack's room unannounced, waking him up gently from his sleep, invading his personal space with little protest.

Obi-Wan Kenobi:

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#john seward #jack seward #obi wan kenobi #dracula #star wars #abraham van helsing #qui gon jinn

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eldritch-ace · 6 days

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You were the chosen one! It was said that you would catch the chesapeake ripper, not fuck him!

#I'm so sorry #this is what brainrot does to a person #does this make hannibal palpatine and jack obi-wan idk #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal 2013 #murder husbands #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter #too many thoughts

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redlettermediathings · 6 months

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#youtube #redlettermedia #red letter media #rich evans #jay bauman #gorilla interrupted #half in the bag #mike stoklasa #best of the worst #jack packard #star wars #a new hope #star wars a new hope #obiwan #obi wan #obi wan kenobi #stormtrooper #tatooine

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whoneedsname501 · 1 month

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Help please!!!

I swear there used to be alot more fanfics, in alot more fandoms. Or are the fic hiding from me? Now it is really hard to find something good and when you find something its usually smut. Give me fluff, and cute stuff. Or are just everybody so horny???

Please I need a good recomends for my favorite men. Just as:

TMR Newt

Benny Watts

Whitey Winn

Draco Malfoy

Stiles Stilinski

Tommy Shelby

Poe Dameron

Jack Dawkins (I know he is new but I need something good)

Obi-wan Kenobi

Hawkeye Pierce (MASH)

Hawkeye (MCU)

Javier Peña

Edmund Pevensie

And alot more....

I need FLUFF with them!!! Or at least angst that ends with fluff. Or at very least smut with a lot of fluff and plot. Yes I am the one person that reads smut for the plot :) Please!!!

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paxny · 7 months

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HEY

HEY!!!

WHO WANTS TO WRITE A CODYWAN TITANIC AU

BC I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE RN AND I CANT BELIEVE IT DOESNT EXIST YET

I just think that the tragedy- the angst- *chef’s kiss * It would be perfect for them!!! :D (pretty please, I’m so unable to write it myself rn)

#codywan #codywan fanfic #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #obi wan x cody #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #the titanic #titanic #rose dawson #jack dawson

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notaghost3 · 1 year

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Anyone else think the Duchess of Plazir-15 is a mirror of Satine Kryze? 👀

First of all DUCHESS

Second of all she’s in charge of a PEACEFUL and DOMED city planet

Third…married to the love of her life whose past isn’t entirely approved by her planet’s people? (Mirroring what could’ve been with Obi Wan as the Duke of Mandalore?)

PLUS look at that flower headdress/cape…it can’t be more obvious, right??

#the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #lizzo #jack black #star wars #Satine Kryze #obi wan kenobi #obitine #duchess of mandalore #duchess satine #duchess satine kryze

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thekenobee · 1 month

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Calling myself out

#Sharpe #Sharpe’s peril #Sean bean #HIS WHOLE FILMOGRAPHY #Richard Sharpe #whump #whumpedit #fandom #fictional characters #obi wan kenobi #tag your blorbos #(that you love to see suffering)#endeavour morse #cullen bohannon #boromir #suffer Boromir NOT DIE #Jack Aubrey #MAUHAHAHAHAH YES

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myfairkatiecat · 10 months

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To all my fellow fanfiction writers in the world who I know and love:

I would like to make known a habit of mine while reading fanfictions.

You see, if I come across a particular dialogue set that I love, or a scene that just REALLY hits right, I will get up, walk away, go downstairs, and walk in circles around my house replaying the scene in my head while also kind of pretending I’m playing one of the characters in like a stage version? I’ll just be violently pacing around the house with a constantly changing mix of powerful emotions, and maybe I add a line here or there, and then I imagine literally every direction the fanfiction could go from there, and once I have gotten my full enjoyment out of the brilliance of those lines, I will go back to the phone, pick up the fanfic, and begin reading again. This regularly happens MULTIPLE times a fic. And when the fic is over, sometimes I will even COMBINE THEM in my brain and just act like the whole thing out.

So if I have ever told you, “hey, I like your fic!” Or even left a SMALL ao3 comment for you, then just know that somewhere in the depths of my neurodivergent brain, there is an entire script for a stage production based on your fanfiction spotlighting lines you’re probably proud of.

#felt the need to share this today #the mysterious benedict society #tmbs #mysterious benedict society #newsies #92sies #livesies #Star Wars #the clone wars #the Benedict twins #nathaniel benedict #nicholas benedict #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #Jack Kelly #David jacobs #ok literally all my fandoms #it doesn’t change across fandoms #I want fic writers to see this and know that I thoroughly enjoyed their fanfiction in my brain’s weird way

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scudismystud · 1 year

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Original here

#dean winchester #yondu udonta #james moriarty #pietro maximoff #dhawan!master #Victor creed #eliot spencer #auron ffx #xu wenwu #captain boomerang #digger harkness #captain jack sparrow #obi wan kenobi #cobb vanth #boromir

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v-o-i-d-e-d · 8 months

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Request rules and Character list

Hi! Welcome to my blog!

~here are a few rules~

I don't write:

non-con

anything to do with piss

large age gaps/ageplay

smut for characters under 18

crossover au

Fanfiction of real people

mlm relationships (it's not my place to write what I haven't experienced)

Incest (this includes anything to do with stepsiblings and stepparents)

Please don't:

harass me about my writing/schedule

critique my writing without permission

repost my writing (reblogging is okay and encouraged)

Characters/fandoms I write for:

Titanic (1997)~

Jack Dawson

Rose DeWitt Bukater

OUAT~

Emma Swan

Regina Mills

Killian Jones

Peter Pan

Henry Mills

Supernatural~

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel

Gabriel

Marvel~

Loki

Thor

Doctor Strange

Tony Stark

Bucky Barnes

Steve Rogers

Natasha Romanoff

Yelena Belova

Kate Bishop

Peter Parker (All three of them)

Wade Wilson

Wolverine

Peter Maximoff (Pietro only by request if I feel like it. I don't like him that much)

Star Wars~

Han Solo

Luke Skywalker

Leia Organa

Rey Skywalker (Argue with the wall)

Kylo Ren/Ben Solo

Poe Dameron

Anakin Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ashoka Tano

Din Djarin

Cassian Andor

Jyn Erso

Star Trek (The JJ Abrams version)~

James Kirk

Spock

Pavel Chekov

Dr. Leonard McCoy

Khan

House M.D.~

Gregory House

Allison Cameron

Robert Chase

Doctor Who~

10th Doctor

11th Doctor

Amy Pond

Clara Oswald

River Song

The Hunger Games~

Katniss Everdeen

Peeta Mellark

Finnick Odair

Haymitch Abernathy

Young Coriolanus Snow (don't start with me)

Johanna Mason

Harry Potter~

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Hermione Granger

Remus Lupin (Mauraders and Golden Era)

Luna Lovegood

Neville Longbottom

My Babysitter's a Vampire~

Benny Weir

Ethan Morgan

Rory Keaner

Erica Jones

Sarah Fox

Top Gun/Maverick~

Pete Mitchell

Bradley Bradshaw

Jake Seresin

Gilmore Girls~

Lorelai Gilmore

Rory Gilmore

Jess Mariano

Miscellaneous~

Indiana Jones

Yancy

Wilford Warfstache

Darkiplier

Marty McFly

Ferris Bueller

Cameron Frye

Malcolm Bright/Whitly

~this is just a preliminary line up and more characters will be added~

All my works will use feminine descriptors and pronouns unless specified in the request. Feel free to send in a request and I'll be sure to get to it as quick as I can!

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oonajaeadira · 8 months

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For the Love of Fic: August 21

Now that the busytimes are over, I just desperately wanted to get back to the fic world. And I may have binged a little. No punishments plz. I have a lot of catching up to do.

Also dang, there's a lot of Jack this time around. There must be whiskey in the water...

🪐 = Year of Themed Creation fic

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JOEL MILLER

Kindred Spirits by @all-the-things-2020 🪐 It's Anne of Green Gables, but with Ellie and Joel. Really, y'all, this one caught me in my chest and had me tearing up more than once watching Joel come back to life for the love of a new daughter. My heart!!!!!

Surrender Chapter 10 and Chapter 11 by @ezrasbirdie So now we've gotten to the end of Kin and I'm still tense about Joel and Ellie even if I understand that their story will lead them back to Jackson. But now I'm just worried about Daisy. She's so vulnerable, so convinced that love is an accident or will always be so fragile and fleeting, I'm so afraid she'll run from it before she has a chance for it to really sink in. I just want to smoosh her and never let her go.

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EZRA

Taking Root by @the-blind-assassin-12 This short story takes place in an existing Ezra storyline, but you don't need to know that series to appreciate this fluffy bit of lovely, heartwarming give and take between Ezra and Cee as they make a gift for someone they love and care for.

E is for Exhibition by @butchmandalorian 🪐 Pro dom!Ezra is back, my beloved, and this time it's sex in a movie theater. He is such a menace and loves his work so much. I really wish the man was real. I am not a BDSM girl, but there's just something about butchmandalorian's Ez that gets me in all the right places.

Kinktober in June: Focus by @leslie-lyman Holy balls, y'all. This is mesmerizing in every single sense of the word: a little hypno-kink will do ya. Even without his arm and his humanity, Ezra still has many skills. The ability to manipulate and get what he wants. A silken voice. Patience. And apparently, that's all you need too.

E. - "Are you sure you're ready for this?" by @missredherring A drabbled writing exercise wherein Miss Red takes the prompt out of the smut box and into a softer place. Which is totally my jam.

Miles and Time by @never--doubt 🪐 Have I said yet how much I love Ezra? Or soulmates? I've never seen this mechanic before--the one where you have numbers on your wrist counting down the distance between soulmates. I love it. There's a lifetime of angst, but man, Ezra's worth the wait.

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JACK DANIELS

Draft Release: Dial Up the Jack, Dim the Whiskey by @artemiseamoon 🪐 You know, I had the same reaction to Jack that OFC Bria does here. Initially, I thought he was ridiculous and full of ego, not worth losing my heart to. But she gets to see the Jack that's deep down inside that Whiskey persona and...well...never say never.

untitled by @brandyllyn Hi would you like to be punched in the heart with just 600 words? Why don't you read what happens when Jack comes back from taking another bullet to the skull? I feel like this could be the prologue to a story that could end up so so sweet...but damn, that last sentence is a doozy.

Saying I Love You With Flowers by @songsformonkeys 🪐 I'm not really a flower person myself, but if I was getting them from y crush constantly, I could be converted real fast. Is there anything as lovely as when Jack's both a scamp and a gentleman all at once? He's the master at it and I am a puddle at his feet.

How Wrong You Are by @haylzcyon A short and sweet piece wherein Jack professes his care in the aftermath of a sketchy getaway. Haylz is never over-saccharine, but hits all the notes just right, just like a damn fine Whiskey indeed.

Bangathon: Position: Kneeling Reach Around (with Marcus Pike) and Position: 69 by @prolix-yuy My goodness, LJ is great at the smut and I love how she writes Jack. He's a confident lover, putting the object of his affection exactly where he needs them...and where they will soon understand they need to be. He may go after what he wants, but he never pushes too hard and always makes sure it's what they really want. I would 100% want to be in this man's mustachio'ed embrace. Yee-effin-haw.

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JAVI GUTIERREZ

Music Box: Prologue by @beecastle Aw yeah, we're getting Little Mermaid AU! This is a quick prologue setting us up for wanting more--both in terms of story AND in terms of the reader character wanting to learn more about humans. I'm hoping there's a certain sweet human in her eyeline soon....

To Your Rescue by @flightlessangelwings 🪐 Oh to be in the employ of Javi Gutierrez. To have his attention, his yearning looks, his protection. Really, my favorite thing would be to fall asleep watching movies with him...and you'll get that here too.

Litha by @grogusmum 🪐 Javi and his beekeeper girl are sweet as honey and I'm not gonna shy away from saying so. I love that he appreciates her taking an interest in his hobbies and family celebrations and shows that he cares for her interests by helping her celebrate a sweet Midsummers!

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MARCUS MORENO

Taste by @@radiowallet I generally don't read Marcus but I will always ALWAYS make an enthusiastic exception for Cat's Marcus. He is a true hero, both sweet and confident, pulled so ardently by his needs but really getting off on saving the day for you. And, of course, there's Cat's style of writing which is song in itself. If anyone can make me fall in love with period sex, it's her, it's Marcus, it's this sweetly smutty fic in all its soft, yearning glory.

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TIM ROCKFORD

First Mistake by @hopeamarsu 🪐 I am really delighted by this little character study. Hopes took what we see in the trailer and turned it inward, focusing on Tim's physical sensations and trains of thought. The way he registers the take-out he's eating, how he craves the whiskey in his desk drawer, his frustration as he looks at the clue board trying to make that crucial connection. It's a beautiful little piece, simple and yet full of so much.

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PERO TOVAR

untitled by @writeforfandoms I am such a sucker for Jen's modern-not-modern Pero. He is learning, but still such a menace and a hedonist that I can't help but giggle at him and adore him in equal measure. I love when his puppydog nature rears its head like it does here as he tries to keep his reader all to himself on a nice picnicy day...

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JAVIER PEÑA

The Third Date by @lowlights What Laura has done here is pretty much described my perfect third date with Javier. I mean, it's Javi being soft, giving his attentions, doing soft naughty things in public. But even more than that, it's tacos, y'all. Sign me up.

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DIN DJARIN

Year of Small Joys: Stargazing by @keldabe-kriff 🪐 I love that Lyr is focusing on small joys. It's totally my jam to see my favorite characters just having a moment of peace or happiness, just to see their reaction to something I find lovely or to hear their thoughts about something I'd never stopped to notice. This time it's Din and stars, which really should be old hat for him. But he still finds a beauty in stargazing...

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OBERYN MARTELL

2023 Summer Kiss Prompt #8: Oberyn Martell - Apology Kiss / Jealous Kissing by @something-tofightfor I might be living for this modern AU playboy Oberyn and his proclivity to be vulnerable in my presence, to open up and be real when hurt feelings are on the line. He did wrong, but I think he'll make up for it, and boy howdy do I want to be on the receiving end of that.

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SPECIAL GUEST CORNER

OBI-WAN KENOBI

A Chance Taken by @ghostofskywalker 🪐 I know that Obi-Wan has his duty, but wouldn't it be nice if he always harbored feelings and had plans to settle after the war? This one is living that dream....I wants it.

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BOROMIR

The Advice of Hobbits by @ironmandeficiency I mean, nobody should take advice from Merry and Pippin. And so it goes without saying that nobody should take love advice from Merry and Pippin. Ever. Poor Boromir. But I'm not gonna lie. The results are pretty cute.

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xoxoavenger · 4 months

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12 Days of Christmas Masterlist (2023)

12 Days of Christmas (2020)

12 Days of Christmas (2021)

12 Days of Christmas (2022)

back to main masterlist

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You Put Me On and Said I Was Your Favorite - Charlie Spring x Nick Nelson

Who's Gonna Tell Her? - Jordan Parrish x Fem!Reader

Get Used To It - Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader

I Can't Imagine - Michael Gray x Fem!Reader

Lost In the Lights - Jack Thompson x Fem!Reader

Someday - Obi-Wan Kenobi x Fem!Reader

The Holiday Party - Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader

Welcome To New York - Peter Parker x Fem!Reader

Lost It All - Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader

Try Me - Matt Murdock x Fem!Reader

I'll Always Find You - Loki x Fem!Reader

When You Are Young - JJ Maybank x Fem!Reader

#peter parker x reader #steve harrington x reader #jj maybank x reader #jack thompson x reader #nick and charlie fanfic #jordan parrish x reader #eddie munson x reader #obi wan kenobi #bucky barnes x reader #michael gray x reader #matt murdock x reader #loki x reader

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horny-and-dead-inside · 3 months

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Who i write for

MARVEL:

-Bucky Barns

-Loki

-Natasha Romanoff

-Tony Stark

-Clint Barton

-Robbie Reyes

-Jack Thompson

THE MAZE RUNNER

-Minho

-Newt

THE MORTAL INSTURMENTS

-Jace Waylend

STAR WARS

-Poe Dameron

-Obi Wan Kenobi

-Kylo Ren

-Han Solo

NARNIA

-Edmund Pevensie

-Prince caspian

THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN

-Peter Parker

-Harry Osborn

HARRY POTTER

-Mattheo Riddle

-Draco Malfoy

CELEBRITIES

-Will Poulter

-Orlando Bloom

-Timothee Chalamet

feel free to send me any requests for any of these characters and i do write smut.

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and-loth-cat · 6 months

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

I'm being Obi-Wan tonight, and my gf is being Anakin 🤭

Have a safe and spooky night everyone, and May the Spook be with you!!

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