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thesassypadawan · 3 months

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Your Boys (Knight Anakin x PadawanFemReader x Master Obi-Wan)

Summary: After letting Anakin talk you into a quickie…and then another…you’re caught in the act by your master, Obi-Wan. You’re so sure that he’s going to be pissed that you’re totally shocked when he joins Ani and you. Guess you’ll just have to let your boys take care of you.

Warnings: 18+ (minors dni), because all the lovely smut. Threesome and Ani and Obi’s big dicks. Padawan reader is of age.

“And what makes you think master won’t be here?” You asked Anakin with amusement.

“Trust me,” Ani replied smugly. “With how thorough his reports are, he’ll be debriefing the council for hours.”

“Yeah, that sounds about right,” you giggled. Tapping your code into the keypad, the door to yours and Obi-Wan’s shared quarters slid open to reveal…

Pulling you inside, Ani hurriedly tinkered with the other keypad. The door had barely shut before he had you pinned against it. “See, what did I tell you,” he muttered, nipping at your neck. “No pesky master to bother us.”

“Ani,” you whined, melting under his touch. “That still doesn’t mean he won’t show up at any minute.”

His hand slid down to your breast, squeezing gently. “Then we’ll make it fast…I promise.”

Knowing you’d probably regret it later; you sighed in defeat. “Fine, but just one quickie.”

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It was, of course, not just one quickie. Anakin and his kriffing silver tongue talked you into one more…then another. Until you were moaning uncontrollably and so blissed-out that you lost all track of time.

“Little one, is everything all right?” Came the sound of Obi-Wan’s worried voice from outside your bedroom door.

Snapping back to reality, you stilled on Ani’s lap. With your mind and heart racing, you stupidly began to reply, but stopped when he placed a large hand over your mouth. ‘Not a sound, angel,’ he warned through your bond.

Grateful that one of you had a clear enough head, you did as Anakin said and remained silent. That’s why you were so shocked when he slowly started thrusting into you again and boldly answered. “Yes, master; never better!”

A wave of confusion came flooding down Obi’s and your training bond. “Anakin, what are you-” Then your master came storming in.

And so, there you sat. Wide-eyed and absolutely terrified. All the while with Ani’s fat cock buried deep inside your ass.

You were certain that Ob-Wan was going to be furious, that he was going to have Anakin and you thrown out of the order for this. Instead, a smirk crossed his face and he said a rather smooth, “Hello there.”

Before you could fully process what had just occurred, your master surprised you even further by removing his clothes. “I see you’ve begun the fun without me,” he playfully said, eyes glued on you.

“Sorry, master,” Anakin chuckled. “I just couldn’t resist your padawan’s tight little ass.” He emphasized that last part with a good, hard thrust, making you moan softly.

Obi’s thick cock twitched in interest. “So uncivilized,” he jokingly remarked and came to join you two on the bed.

‘This has to be some kind of dream.’

Placing his hand on your side, Obi-Wan gently trailed along your curves and up to cup your face. His lips capturing yours in a brief, fiery kiss. “I reassure you, padawan of mine, this is all very real. We both very much want you.”

You leaned into his touch, nuzzling his palm affectionately. You had secretly fantasized about a moment like this. Especially when watching both men spar with one another. Sweat glistening on their toned bodies, muscular arms effortlessly swinging their lightsabers. The thought had you clenching around Anakin’s hard length.

A pleased rumble came from Ani’s chest, his lips brushed against your ear. “So, what do you say, hatari? Care to give it a try?”

You looked to your master for guidance, but he shook his head. “It’s whatever you want, dear one. Just know, we’re here to take care of your every need.”

Your face heated and you bit your lip nervously. “Yes, please…want you boys too.”

“That’s our girl,” Anakin whispered. His hand finding your neglected pussy and sliding a finger gently into your tight hole.

Meanwhile, Obi pulled you in for another passionate kiss. His hands roaming your body. Groping at your chest. Mouth finding your neck; biting at your sensitive skin, marking you for all to see.

Ani eased another finger into you, pumping slowly. Soothingly stroking your side as he started thrusting lazily. A small whimper escaping you.

Obi-Wan made his way down to your chest. Kissing each breast tenderly and sucking your nipples softly. The plethora of sensations nearly overwhelming.

“Angel,” Anakin muttered, his husky voice making you shiver. “Think you can take one more?”

You nodded and mewled as another one of Ani’s thick fingers slipped inside of you. “So full.”

Capturing your lips again, Obi begged for entrance into your mouth. His hand snaking down to attend to your throbbing clit. Fingers gliding between your folds, swirling and rubbing your little nub.

You panted as Anakin stretched you out so wonderfully, while Obi-Wan made you writhe with his heated touches. “Master,” you whined against his lips. “Please, can’t wait any longer…need you both inside of me.”

Hearing your words, Ani eased his fingers out and took hold of Obi’s cock. Generously coating him with your slick, your master hummed his thanks.

“As you wish,” Obi-Wan whispered. Anakin then wrapped his arms around your waist and carefully tilted backwards, while Obi gently spread your legs open.

Obi teased your soaking cunt with his bulbous head. “Is this all because of us, love? Do we really make you this wet?”

Maker, was he a big one. “Yes,” you whimpered. “All because of you two.”

Ani gave you a small squeeze. “Ready, sweetheart? Because this is where the fun begins.”

You nodded weakly and Obi shifted his hips forward, pressing into your welcoming heat. Making the three of you let out soft cries and moans at the sensation. Never had you felt this full, each of your holes so tight from being so deliciously stuffed.

Obi-Wan pulled you into a warm kiss as he began pumping in and out of your pussy. “Stars, you feel divine.”

Anakin groaned, feeling Obi’s cock moving inside your other greedy, little hole. Rocking his hips slowly back and forth in sync with your master’s own thrusts. Your mind hazy from the pleasurable combination.

Breaking the kiss, Obi-Wan let out a low growl and quickened his pace. “So perfect, darling.”

Your head fell back onto Ani’s shoulder, mewling desperately and whimpering both of their names. You felt drunk with ecstasy, impaled by their huge cocks. You whined as you felt the familiar heat pooling inside your belly. Your boys groaning as your holes fluttered around them.

Tears began to fill your eyes as you once more felt fingers at your clit. With a quick glance down, you saw that it was Ani and Obi. Their hands laced together as they mercilessly played with you, pushing you towards your orgasm. Your sight blurring as they sped up, nearing their own releases.

“Where do you want us, angel?” Anakin growled, nipping at your neck.

A moan fell from your lips at the thought of them filling you up even more. “Inisde, please! Give me it all! Need it all inside of me!”

Both let out a loud groan and each buried their faces in one of your shoulders…as they painted your insides white.

You reeled at the feeling of them pumping you so impossibly full. And cried out their names one last time, before falling quiet. Your body twitching from the occasional aftershock of being so thoroughly fucked.

You had no clue how long the three of you sat there, trying to catch your breath and big smiles on all your faces. Except that it was Obi-Wan who first broke the comfortable silence with a hardy chuckle. “Another happy landing.”

“I’d say so,” you giggled.

“You were amazing, hatari,” Anakin cooed, stroking your side tenderly.

“Yes, absolutely wonderful, dear one,” Obi praised, kissing your lips softly. “So glad Anakin talked me into doing this little rendezvous.”

Your eyes grew wide in surprise. A dozen thoughts and emotions raced through your mind. You probably should have been furious or embarrassed, maybe even yelled. Instead, you let out a content sigh and shook your head. “What am I going to do with you two?”

“Love us unconditionally,” Obi-Wan suggested sweetly.

“Stay with us always,” Anakin added cutely.

“Yeah, that sounds good to me,” you replied happily. “And maybe a round two would be nice too.”

The words had barely left your mouth, before you were unceremoniously pulled down to the mattress…with both of your boys still very much hard and buried deep inside of you.

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journen · 1 year

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Here’s another homework assignment of mine LOL. Assignment details below the cut. It’s sooo fun getting away with submitting this in class bahahahajhfjejsj lol(maybe one day it’ll bother my teacher enough tho). But here’s Obi and Cody outmaneuvering a seeker droid!

So uncivilized!

So our teacher gave us this room image, and we had to create a little 3+ panel comic taking place inside it, keeping to the proportions and dimensions of the room. It also had to have 2 characters, 1 animal/robot, and have 1 high and one low camera angle.

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tennessoui · 10 months

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ok but werewolf gffa au. stay with me stay with me ok

Stewjoni people are all werewolves, even prim and “that’s so uncivilized” Obi-Wan Kenobi, but it doesn’t usually affect him much at all, because the artificial full moon on Coruscant doesn’t trigger his transformation -- he spends most of his time on the planet and almost never experiences his “wolf” side as any travel he does falls on days when there isn’t a full moon, so most people don’t even know he’s Stewjoni.

This changes when Anakin becomes his padawan because now he’s taking him off-planet on missions so often that he’s experiencing way more partial transformations. He has enough control that even on full moon nights, he doesn’t go full wolf, but his instincts take over and he becomes more violent, more protective, more sensitive to smells along with minor physical changes when his control slips.

It’s still not much of a problem. They just schedule their off-planet trips when there won’t be a full moon on their destination planet, and if there is, Obi-Wan deals with it the best he can, and Anakin deals with an overprotective and coddling Master for a few days.

But then the Clone Wars break out, and scheduling their trips to planets based on that planet’s lunar cycles is impossible because there are so many other priorities; Obi-Wan and his troops need to go where the fighting is; no one is able to predict how long a siege would take anyway.

And then Dooku’s seen on a planet in the Mid-Rim. Obi-Wan and Anakin are deployed to capture him immediately. The only problem is this planet has like. eight moons, and at least one is always full. No one realizes how much the moons are affecting Obi-Wan until Dooku taunts Anakin about the loss of his arm, and Obi-Wan responds by ripping his throat out with his teeth.

#kit's silly lil aus #i stopped cooking dinner to sit down and write this #support me my leeks are burning because im trying to live my best 'loved teen wolf in high school and now am tying it to obikin' life #obikin #gffa werewolf au #but just imagine baby anakin swaddled in obi-wan's robes as a scent thing #and planetary dignitaries are like um is that necessary #and obi-wan is like :) yes :) he's cold #meanwhile baby anakin is dying of heatstroke #i bet there's more of a full shift on the planet with all the moons though too #like huge hulkng wolf shift #loth wolf sized wolf #because obi-wan has lost ALL control after holding himself back for ages on that planet

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intermundia · 2 months

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"so uncivilized" idk man there's something painful about watching obi-wan use a blaster to destroy grievous in such a gruesome way. it's been said before but it's striking how he had to compromise his values to do it, how he had to use the only weapon available to him, the kind you use from a distance, the messy and bloody kind, the kind with collateral damage.

his lack of options in that critical moment mirrors the jedi's dilemma during the clone wars so well, how they did their best to save lives from ruthless enemies using the resources and allies available to them, even though it broke their norms and stressed their morals. in some way every victory of theirs was in itself a defeat; there were no purely win-win conditions.

refusing to use the blaster, letting grievous kill you and escape, is not a better choice for the galaxy. withdrawing because of abstract principles abnegates your duty to protect very real innocent lives. obi-wan could have given up, could have yielded to grievous, yielded to the sith, and the outcome for the galaxy would have been worse. he had to do it, even though it disgusted him.

war is not a civilized activity, and even if you fight to restore civility, you must dirty your hands to participate. obi-wan and the other prequel jedi were on the threshold between the old civilized order and the new brutal one, torn apart by the incompatibility of their traditions and their environment. obi-wan wielding the weapon of his enemy under duress is a perfect example of their dilemma.

#rewatched the movie and was just like #struck by that scene again #the disgust in his voice #no pride in his victory at all #obi-wan kenobi #sw

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countrymusiclover · 1 year

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Sorry ya'll I am having writers block on these and I am really really trying to finish my other books before I write more 😅 ❤️ 😅 😅 hint the word trying because I am not doing a very good job at the moment

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hauntedwonderland0964 · 2 months

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Could you imagine what would happen if Obi-Wan "Blasters are uncivilized" Kenobi met Ezra "Merging a blaster and a lightsaber would be so cool" Bridger

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #ezra bridger #How uncivilized #that's a bit different but it works for you

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wayfaringstrangxr · 1 year

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Continuing from here | @stars33ker

Obi-Wan was happy that Boga was back with him, safe and sound, but there was no doubt the mission was almost a faillure. He treid to calm down and meditate, ignoring the zoo inside the ship, but not even the medidation could calm his mind.

"STELLA!" He yelled as one of the creatures mounted on his back and the other thought it was amusing try to chew on Obi-Wan's robes. "I'm not a violent person, but I will find a violent solution for this!"

#gotta change this header #but today is not that day #So uncivilized | General Kenobi #stars33ker #obi: IM GONNA KILL YOU AND MAKE DINNER!

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oftenlyshitposting · 6 months

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thinking thoughts about shin and blasters since we haven't seen shin shooting away with a blaster

do you think shin has the obi-wan "so uncivilized" attitude with blasters and much prefer using the force ezra 'hippie space jesus' bridger way when she doesn't have her lightsaber?

or is she suspiciously good with blasters and the reason why she doesn't use them is because she goes danny 'so anyway i started blasting' devito with blasters that it turned sabine on so much?

i mean, we've seen shin fly a starfighter and is a pretty good pilot slash squadron leader which means she's had weapons training beforehand, right?

it'd be so funny if shin and sabine had to reluctantly (but not really) team up against a group of enemies and she goes "fuck it", snatches one of sabine's blasters from her holsters, and shoots away; while sabine is just there completely flabbergasted before finally joining shin

#shin hati #sabine wren #wolfwren #ahsoka series #ahsoka #star wars #oftenlyspeaks #i have a feeling shin is banned from using blasters by baylan #because she's an absolute madwoman with them #BUT ALSO #the idea of sabine teaching shin how to use blasters >>>>>>>#you cant tell me shin snatching one of sabine's blasters isnt hot #what are our thoughts lads

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itsybitsybatsyspider · 2 months

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Listen i love the Greek aesthetic that Camp Half-Blood keeps up, it's fantastic, but i'm just saying that in the all the centuries that the camp has been in America, there hasn't been a mentioned demigod who used a gun????

In America???

Like????

Did Chiron pull an Obi-Wan and be like "It's uncivilized" or something like WHY AREN'T CELESTIAL BRONZE GUNS MORE COMMON?? Like In that entire camp of neurodivergent teenagers and not a single one was like "Oh hey this'll be effective against monsters."

And yes there is evidence that they have been made, i'm well aware of that, but im just saying think of the possibilities that celestial bronze can have!

Celestial bronze gun (with magic bullets that reappear in the clip to be reused. Bam! Now they aren't gonna go to waste and have to go find them again or whatever)

Like if a camper gets caught by a monster it'd be just like this whole situation:

Do you think an empousa or cyclops is going to survive a headshot? No, I dont think so. The only downside i can see to this is that the Mist wouldn't cover it up so well and that might be a potential problem.

Celestial Bronze Shoe Spikes/Soles/Studs (What monster is going to expect shoes to have CB in it?? And then boom they're dust. If it's a low-level monster a good kick is all you'll need)

Celestial Bronze Rope Dart

(Seriously this would be badass. Also super fun)

Celestial Bronze Axe-Gun

(Need i say more???)

Or what about other concepts too?? Wouldn't some of the Hephaestus cabin be curious to see if they could recreate weapons and ideas from movies and shows?? Like Captain America's shield or Black Panthers retractable claws?? What about Mithril armor or HELL WHAT ABOUT SOME COOL ASS BRONZE PROSTHETICS???

Damn i'd love to see that

So all im saying, is that i think there are a lot of untouched opportunities for this. Yes, i absolutely love the Greek aesthetic and the weaponry and how it's a part of their heritage and life, but in the entire camp of neurodivergents that has an entire cabin dedicated to the children of the god of craftmanship and smithery?? And they still stick with swords, daggers, spears, etc??

Mm mm, i wanna see more.

Feel free to add onto this as well!! Would love to hear other ideas too!!

#percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo series #pjo show #hoo #toa #camp halfblood #just a thought #or multiple of them

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grapenehifics · 2 months

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Writing Patterns (Tag Game)

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there’s a pattern!

Thanks for the tags @tennessoui and @underacalicosky! All of these fics are on AO3 and Obikin because that's all I write :D

Shit, Obi-Wan thought, staring at Anakin’s (sculpted, broad-shouldered, muscular, really rather perfect) back as they laid beside each other in Obi-Wan’s (miniscule) bunk. (Incident at Isla Nublar)

Outwardly, Obi-Wan was entirely calm and collected. (Coming Home)

“Oh, Obi-Wan, excellent,” Satine said into the phone, sounding, as she always did, a little breathless. (And In Case You Didn't Hear)

Anakin managed to wait until he was securely locked in his quarters before throwing a tantrum, but it was a close thing. (Out of Sync)

The sun was shining, the dogs were barking, and at least one child was already crying. (Down by the Seaside)

Anakin Skywalker was in trouble.(An Unlikely Duo)

There are no windows on Tatooine. (Stained Glass)

“…so then we had to leave, because it’s” – Anakin made quotation marks in the air with the first two fingers on both his hands, one bare and one gloved – “‘against the Jedi Code to marry your former Master’, apparently.” (Galactic House Hunters)

“Anakin!” Obi-Wan hissed over his commlink as he jogged down the hall. (An Uncivil War)

Padmé was trying to befriend the new guy, she really was, but Anakin Skywalker was making it extremely difficult. (Some Technical Difficulties)

I love in medias res, is my deeply unsurprising takeaway here. And rarely take the time to describe any niggling details like when or where things are happening. That's why we write fanfiction, right? To avoid having to set any scenes? (I kid.) (Not really.)

No pressure tags: @renlyslittlerose and @tideswept and anyone else who wants to play!

#obikin #incident at isla nublar #coming home #out of sync #down by the seaside #an unlikely duo #an uncivil war #some technical difficulties

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