#obv i only know about this because goldies in it

[cephiwyrm]

Some salmon run stuff I always keep in mind

BTW I'm eggsecutive VP and my highest has been 310 (i don't try and grind for 999 tho. too fuckin busy for that)

Everything is always subjective btw, and if you play differently that's good! No one should always agree on the same thing, this is more advice and me rambling about my play style.

Night Waves

This one is important so I'm putting it here, in gushers the HIGHER the water is when it comes out the closer the Goldie is, it's usually closest one next to it. It's trial and error to see what the game considers the closest ones.

If you are away from your team during grillers or glowflies, join them. It doesn't matter if your strategy is better, if they aren't listening you need to JOIN them, it's better than singling yourself you.

In mothership, I've failed few times but the times I have failed it's something I've noticed, it's when we are unprepared to fight it. Don't be afraid to use your specials on it!!! Especially Killer Wail 5.1 you have 2 for a reason!

Another Killer Wail 5.1 thing, if there is mud mouths and around 20 seconds left and you aren't winning USE IT, it has piercing.

Specials

THE STEEL EEL CAN REACH YOU ON BOOYAH BOMB AND INKJET, KEEP IT IN MIND.

Killer Wail 5.1 will easily kill flyfish. Why does no one talk about it, if there are multiple on the map use it. It will also constantly hurt the mother ship, so if you are on a time crunch there use it.

Booyah bombs are good on reviving when everybody is dead, but also when you have a lot going on around you.

@ the people who use the crab on cohozuna but the shoot not the cannon, switch it. It does around the same as an egg.

Inkjet is good for crowd control, the shots can also get a flyfish. But what it excels at is reviving teammates from far away. Make sure to do it at a safe spot if you have the chance, because salmonids and bosses will aggro your SPOT not you.

Misc player stuff

Stop fucking always THROWING YOUR EGGS, INK IS IMPORTANT YOU CAN SWIM UP TO IT (this doesn't apply if you're on a time crunch ofc; use it to pass eggs on the shore to the basket NOT throwing it when it is easily swim distance)

Chargers are very important, always prioritize steel heads but any bosses you can, even if you're bad you can help by inking fish sticks for people to climb and keep to a high ground, I'm not the best at chargers in anarchy but I LOVE chargers in salmon run. If you're not good, YOU'LL GET BETTER.

This is will practice, but squid rolling will save your life, practice it when grabbing eggs, but multiple times have i dodged out of a situation I've died in by doing it.

This is just something I do, but especially if I'm using an anchor weapon (splatlings, chargers, etc.) I try and ink my teammates feet, especially when they're pretty caught, this is so they can swim away if they need to. (Obv I do it only when I can, but it's a good thing to keep in mind)

Bosses

I don't prioritize flyfish, unpopular opinion I know, but if there is one on the map, and you are overrun you slowly work your way out to it. Reason? Bombs take a lot of ink, so if you have present danger forgetting everything to kill a flyfish is stupid. There have been multiple games where me and my teammates don't take it out. Flyfish are important but you need to learn when it's appropriate to take it out.

When a big shot appears, and everyone is at the cannon, one needs to go to the basket (many times have half the eggs been gone because people are too busy slamming them in there)

Please *please* lead maws and scrappers to the basket. That's it, end of sentence

Slammin' lids release lesser salmonids (the worst being cohoks) and this is why you kill them, of course if the opportunity arises kill the boss under them but do NOT leave them there.

If one person is climbing the fish stick tower leave it alone. Actually, on that if you see someone on it, leave it alone. You don't want the whole team to die to some shit like this.

Fish sticks are also really, REALLY good at inking quickly. It's fine if there's one off shore but it can add up very quickly, especially on high tide. Additionally if you kill a fish stick before it lands, the stick breaks and won't stay.

#fun fact! Im really bad at the reefslider #like. i click R inatead of ZR. #salmon run #salmon run next wave #salmon run advice #splatoon #splatoon 3 #worm chat #q #long post

[lettheladylead]

lil french family tree for donald!! i like how they drew Della’s hair tho Matilda doesn’t look like herself at all. But it’s funny that they didn’t connect Daisy to April/May/June lol anyway just thought it was cute. [inducks link]

#duck comics #family tree #donald duck #obv i only know about this because goldies in it #but its nice looking #dewey being riri is great cuz dewey would probably love rihanna #i do not enjoy the beagle boys french name but what can u do thats language for ya #this is based off of Don Rosa canon so thats fun

[charlieslowartsies]

Day Guard AU: Marion sneaking into the Pizzaplex to investigate, sees the man who would be great for Fredbear, only to be stopped by a clingy two-in-one animatronic.

What's worse is, uh, yeah Marion had to survive somehow. He prolly ain't all there anymore. Nudging the mc of the knight guard means a lot of shit gets...shifted as well. It's also suggested Mari's considerably weaker when the two meet in the basement, something Moony would happily take advantage of.

I mean, no Mike in DS means no freeing the Fazes. You're right too Anon, no Goldy roaming or lurking to protecc. Also means Mike--who maybe with the better pay can afford his heart meds--is def weaker.

uh but YEAH i kinda have ruff notes on Mike/Attendants, mostly how they interact:

Huge separation anxiety from Sun/Moon @ Mike. (We think Marion's bad? Oof.) He tries setting boundaries in terms of Together Time, only to cave when they beg or turn on the cute act. He picks up more shifts--not so bad, since his job is watching Sunny/Moony watching tikes and tots. The Animatronics don't bother him, infact he doesn't really know them. Sunny and Moony are full time jobs and are possessive as fuck.

Mike does set rules when it's Open hours. No tackling him/picking him up, no sitting on his lap, and absolutely ZERO hissing at staff who stand too close to him. Despite this, the regular kiddos notice Sunny's fondness for the watchman, or know to get Mike when Mr. Moon is acting...off.

A few years into his job, and Mike is offered a higher position in security. When he learns his new duties will keep him from the Daycare, he declines.

A technician takes improper care of them once, to the point Sunny breaks down--not physically, more so emotionally when his rays stop working and he feels embarrassed and worried about being Decommissioned. After that incident, Mike takes on their repairs.

Moony's moon phases and attitude problems are monitored carefully by Mike, who has a small guide taped on the desk so staff know which side of Moon they're looking at. (And which to avoid/not piss off.)

They've discovered the use of sound cancelling headphones with ocean/calming music. Sunny doesn't need this much, but Moony absolutely suffers from over-stimulation to light (obv) and sound. So much so it's common for Mike to 'lose' his phone only to find Moony holed up somewhere dark and cool in recharge with it playing. Mike eventually buys him an mp3 player, with two playlists. One labeled 'Day' and one labeled 'Night.' It's one of the few things the two share, but are venomously possessive over it.

Sunny has a collection of fidget toys he keeps in his room that are him sized, built by Mike to withstand his powerful grip.

One of the few ways to piss off chill, laid-back Mike is, of course, threatening, harming or being cruel/short with Sunny and Moon. Moon dissuades some of this just by being him--but Mike goes for the throat when someone rags on Sunny, whose attention span makes him scattered, chatty and easily forgetful when he's not babysitting.

Long story long? I'm sure Mari is challenged pretty quickly by those two >>; Mike's there behind Moony trying to find them a fast exit because what the shit is that thin--NO MOONY PUT DOWN THE JUNGLE GYM--

#knight guard au #day guard au #fnaf sb #mike schmidt #answered #im sorry i rambled ;~;

[leesh]

because i have zero self control when it comes to christmas films and, well, cheesy christmas films are #life. 

basically, i have developed a collection of favourites over the years, including both classic christmas films that are fun for the whole family and terrible, dripping with all our favourite favourite cliches hallmark christmas films, and yet i am still always on the hunt for more. so, i thought i would try a little thing to share them with everyone else as well (and actually remember them for future reference)!

check out the tag here i will try and remember to use as i live blog some of these movies or head on down below the cut to see all of the christmas films i’ve watched in 2020. thoughts and star ratings included! as expected, i will also be updating this as i watch more and more this holiday season (follow along on twitter too if you want).

note: since i LOVE terrible hallmark films, some that i give a higher rating will not actually be......critically acclaimed. i am just #obsessed and have my reasons as stated, i’m sure.

holidate (2020) 

⭐️⭐️| first time watch | someone on letterboxd compared this movie to when you watch a rom com in sims and it’s just a bunch of random scenes that make no sense and they’re absolutely right. its only saviour is an australian dude and the line “so you know me well enough to cum in my mouth, but you don’t know me well enough to get me a christmas present?”

my christmas inn (2018) 

⭐️⭐️| first time watch | i’ll be honest, this film was pretty forgetful. i watched it over a month ago and don’t really remember what happened. however, i do remember being impressed that the leading lady wasn’t a stereotypical thin white woman. so i guess at least it has that going for it.

christmas made to order (2018) 

⭐️⭐️⭐️| first time watch | i actually thought this was pretty cute. it’s not the best, but also not the worst, so a decent medium if you need to fill up those figurative christmas stockings. the concept of hiring someone to decorate your entire house with no budget sounds pretty cool, but when the guy is aaron samuels and looks far from straight, it becomes a little questionable. 

last christmas (2019) 

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️| rewatch | now this is not a cheesy hallmark film. in fact, i LOVE this film a lot and think i saw it twice at the cinema. last christmas is a top tier christmas song and i remember theorising about it when the trailer first came out, but i will say tissues may be a requirement to watch this. AND henry golding is my husband thank u and goodbye.

operation christmas drop (2020) 

⭐️| first time watch | interesting concept in theory, but this is nothing more than US military propaganda and a cgi lizard. bonus: white saviourism. 

the knight before christmas (2019) 

⭐️⭐️⭐️| rewatch | a medieval knight transported into today’s world and has never seen a car before can drive better than me. that’s it. that’s the movie. also, he literally says the words “modern technology is lit af” at one point. solid christmas film if you ask me. 

the princess switch (2018) 

⭐️⭐️⭐️| rewatch | i strongly believe in the vhcncu (vanessa hudgens christmas netflix cinematic universe). i also have so many questions, like how did they afford the flights or solid conversation or was it all expenses paid? how did they finish a bulk of the cake without a mixer? why does everyone always speak english with a posh english accent even though it’s a non-english european country?

the princess switch: switched again (2020) 

⭐️⭐️| if we learnt anything from a christmas prince, it’s that sequels are generally never better than their predecessor. that being said, this was much less cute body swapping christmas fluff and a little more literal kidnapping and saving the day. either way, blonde vanessa was hot and i appreciated the amber/richard cameo that insinuates a christmas prince is actually a dramatic documentary.

midnight at the magnolia (2020) 

⭐️⭐️| now if you’re after an absolute cheesefest that ticks the boxes on best friends meets fake dating over the holidays, then this is the movie for you! albeit it takes place between christmas and new year’s, it’s still filled with their families knowing they were soulmates the whole time and two people who are a literal too comfortable on the radio. also, the dad’s totally should’ve been gay. they had more chemistry.

christmas wonderland (2018) 

⭐️⭐️⭐️| tbh, i genuinely enjoyed this one. post breakup/high school sweethearts is a personal favourite trope of mine, so throw christmas & being forced to spend time together when she goes back home into the mix and i’ll have a serotonin explosion. bonus points for the guy telling the girl to go back to nyc to follow her dreams without being a dick. OH and the scene when he points a fuck load of sugar in his hot beverage.

a wish for christmas (2016) 

⭐️⭐️| who doesn’t love a good office romance between a boss and an employee at christmastime? especially when you throw in a little christmas magic that makes her more confident that results in her finally getting what she deserves and having to travel and rekindle with his family? also, fuck them rich white dudes, but props to her for the significant job promotion.

christmas with a prince (2018) 

⭐️| this was TERRIBLE and not in the good way. it featured: an entitled prince who suddenly had growth even though he did nothing to achieve it, majority of the film set in one hospital room, and the fact that she’s the only one with a tiara at the party filled with people who actually have titles. also, thought there was a decent ending but turns out there was still another 30 mins to go. ugh.

a royal christmas engagement (2020) 

⭐️| don’t be fooled by the title. the engagement doesn’t happen til the last two minutes. it’s actually about a prince (bet you didn’t see that one coming) who travels to america, pretending to be his best friend who works for this major marketing firm because he’s tired of being the spare. this gets one star purely for the line “she’s not a commoner, patrick. she’s an american.”

christmas wedding planning (2017)

⭐️⭐️| it looked like it would be half decent, and while it’s definitely better than the last two, it was still pretty eh. i could get on board with her texting her dead mother’s number as a way to talk to her still, and i understand we all experience grief differently, but.....actively paying your mums phone bill 3 years later? girl. also, the end made me SCREAM. WHY DID THEY DO THAT!!!!

santa girl (2019)

⭐️| this was just painful to watch. evil jack frost makes memes in his free time, santa has a fancy car and doesn’t eat sweets, and there’s an odd comparison between the elves, minimum age workers, and racism. however, one star purely for the entertaining (read: bloody awful) tooth fairy cgi that gave me a right laugh.

the christmas chronicles (2018)

⭐️⭐️⭐️| this was really cute and had the makings of what could be a christmas movie staple along with the likes of elf and the santa clause (but will never reach that standard, obvs). tbh, it’s just a nice heartwarming family christmas movie about two siblings who band together to help santa and save christmas. also, santa was a #dilf.

the christmas chronicles: part two (2020)

⭐️⭐️| one of these days i would love to see a sequel that’s better, or at least on par, with its predecessor, but that day is not today. sadly, this film lacked all the heart and magic the first one was filled with and some scenes were pretty redundant. kurt russell and goldie hawn, however... one star for each of them.

forever christmas / mr. 365 (2019)

⭐️⭐️| the title varies depending where you’re from, but that’s probably the most exciting part of this movie. a guy celebrates christmas 365 days a year and a reality show wants to invade his house? ok, sure. one star for the eye candy and one star for, surprisingly enough, their chemistry and all the kissing scenes that don’t usually make the mark in the hallmark world. 

noelle (2019)

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️| did i renew disney plus just so i could watch this (and a couple of others)? maybe so... this movie is so fun! and family friendly! and is actually funny! it gives me major elf vibes, but if elf was set in a more modern day setting. either way, i had a great time and have been holding out on this one after loving it a lot last year!

the nutcracker and the four realms (2018)

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️| anything nutcracker related is an instant win in my book because it’s my favourite ballet of all time (except for graeme murphy’s version, we don’t talk about that). does this movie actually deserve the four stars? maybe not. am i going to give them anyway purely for my love of the nutcracker and the soundtrack? absolutely!

#leeshmas2k20 #no one probably cares but i just thought it would be fun! #might actually post these on letterboxd too

[ai-katsuu]

more red shoes chara headcanons

(ft. additional characters from my stories Gretel, Goldie, Peter Pan, and Jack Frost) also these are slightly more serious. also if you want me to write a story for one of these prompts please tell me! i’d love to!

- when they were younger gretel used to dress hans up in dresses because she always wanted a little sister but hans doesn’t remember this. so when he found pictures she told him that it was their other twin sister who died. (jokes jokes haha)

- before meeting kio, peter was still heartsick over wendy growing up (i headcanon its 2017 in fairy tale island) even now sometimes you can hear him quietly humming their theme “second star to the right” out of nostalgia

- when she first entered snow’s castle goldie jolted and moved back when she saw three little wooden bears greet her

- merlin once decided to teach a little mouse with red shorts some magic. he even gave him a cute iconic voice to speak in that has become well know around the world

- every night without fail, the triplets always kneel with their hand together in front of an open window, thanking the star that’s always there in the sky for giving them life (the blue fairy)

-you know how fairy tale island has the word ‘island’ in it? i headcanoned that it was somewhere off the coast of europe hidden from the outside world in modern times. Peter, Jack Frost, and Audrey are the few characters that are able to travel (can fly, can use the wind, can use the ocean) outside the island.

- the others know about the outside world but have never been

- arthur and merlin are childhood friends and used to get along like brothers. one would always refuse to be away from the other, even for a second. they’re around 19-20 in the movie so obvs they matured and grew up and fight like they do in the movie. but they still genuinely care about each other

- goldie often eats up the food hans prepared with speed. its like that running gag where someone brings out a tray of food, takes their eye off it for one second, and suddenly its gone. he scolds her but she just laughs it off

- jack, out of reflex, has his defenses out and is ready to fight someone much bigger than him. it’s a habit that has caused a lot of misunderstandings

- while they understand each other better now, frost still loves to mess with jack when he visits. it annoys him to a certain extent but he can bear it for someone’s sake

- going back to the outside trio, it is known that peter and frost like visiting kids, audrey on the other hand explores the earths natural secrets. she would travel to see the northern lights, the prettiest hidden parts of the ocean, hidden islands that have yet to be found by man, rain forests, and natures gems.

-speaking of which frost and audrey love singing duets of popular songs when fighting enemies. it often confuses their friends from fairy tale island

- once when the F7 was away for a mission, Golden Goose Avenue was under attack and it was their partners who took care of it even BETTER than they did. their teamwork was flawless, they had a whole strategy, and even minimized damage.

-by the time the F7 got there their partners were practically finishing up the job

- everyone in the group is a either a prince or princess except for audrey, as she is only one not based off a fairy tale. she feels neutral about this until they were all whisked away to a christmas party for royals only. how she felt about this and what she did about it? 

if you want me to write full stories on any of these feel free to comment or request!

#red shoes #red shoes and the 7 dwarfs #red shoes movie #red shoes and the seven dwarfs #red shoes merlin #red shoes jack #red shoes arthur #rsatsd #rsat7d

[ghostbustinggays]

answer all of the questions with a 2 in them?

oh my god jesus okay. under a cut…..i’m so sorry people on mobile

2) Did you have a memorable childhood pet?

we had three cats in a row before we got bryce and they were all memorable in their own way–the first, fraidy (as in ‘afraid’ ie a play on scaredy cat), got hit by a car which was super sad. the next one was roo, who we got as a kitten and then he ran away and probably died. i remember having to stand completely still because he’d pounce on my feet/toes if they moved at all. the third was peter, we inherited him from my great-grandmother when she died. he was the fattest cat ever cuz she was too old and frail to push him off the table so he’d eat off her plate. my only other pets were a goldfish i got as a party favour from a classmate’s birthday party when i was 5 (i think everyone’s died within a week). her name was goldie and we buried her in the backyard. then there was my hamster ghillie who i got when i was like 17 lmao and then she died when i was in my first year of university and my poor family had to deal with that. anyway this was a very long answer because all my pets were memorable whoops!

12) Have you ever been in love with someone you couldn’t love?

i had to read this like five times to try and understand it and i think the answer is yes

20) How many people have you kissed?

like 2

21) What is your favorite album?

is there anybody out there - a great big world

22) What is your dream car?

i think i’m destined to own a toyota corolla because a) once upon a time in middle school we had to plan out our future lives in Planning 10 and i said i’d get a toyota corolla for the affordability and reliability and 2) in grade 12 i had to do this stupid writing exercise where you compared yourself to things and “if i was a car i’d be a toyota corolla” was what my dad suggested….i think ALSO because of my reliability (god fuckin knows)

23) What is your lucky/favorite number?

79

24) What is your favorite flower?

idk i’m not much of a flower person

25) Books or movies, why?

books because books have always been and will always be my favourite things on the planet

26) Have you ever been on a blind date?

no

27) Has one of your friends ever backstabbed you?

not in the metaphorical sense (i mean, like, in small petty ways but never a Grand Backstabbing Betrayal), but in the literal sense one time my friend katie stabbed me in the back with a paring knife in foods class by mistake and i never let her live it down

28) Have you ever backstabbed one of your friends?

idk, probably from their perspective i have? maybe????? who knows. not intentionally

29) What thing do you symbolize love with?

to symbolize love with one thing would imply that love can only be one thing and if you don’t think that love can take a billion different forms then idk what to tell you

32) Do you want a friend with benefits?

no

42) Have you ever done something illegal?

yes

52) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

there was this flavour called hokey pokey with sponge toffee that i used to love

62) Are you scared of rollercoasters? 

i used to be but i’ve been on some in more recent years and been fine on them. i’m not like a huge lover of them but i’m not scared, per se

72) Who is your biggest OTP?

holtzbert obvs

82) Have you ever made anyone laugh so hard they peed?

never that i’ve been told about, but that doesn’t mean anything

92) If you could be any character from your favorite tv show would you, and if so, who would you be?

to answer this i’d first have to decide on a favourite tv show so lets just say no

102) Would you kiss any of your friends?

nah

thank you, anon!

#about me #so many omg #Anonymous #omg or under an ACTUAL cut and not just the line ajfahskfa #i'm a genius

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: Ich glaub ich spinne Carly: wtf Carly: do you want a drink babe? Ali: ze german, baby Ali: i'll say no but get why you're saying yes so early Carly: k more for me Carly: nobodys in a sharing mood today Ali: yeah? Carly: yea Carly: no fun Ali: Leben ist kein Ponyhof Carly: give drew a slap for me k Ali: it would be my pleasure Ali: can i ask how he's pissed on your parade from over here tho Carly: the boy played me Carly: he wanted me to beg for what id just given him the prick Carly: shouldnt have drunk this much this soon my bad Ali: he's a fuckboy Ali: you knew that Ali: my sister on the other hand remains frustratingly oblivious Carly: dont be mad at me Carly: ive been trying to get him to dump her this whole coach ride Ali: I'm not mad at you, babe Ali: no room with how much ugh I have for him Ali: well, hopefully she will him Carly: he thinks shes gonna fuck him in berlin Ali: prick Ali: won't when she finds out Carly: you cant say anything cuz i wasnt meant to Ali: Let himself fuck it up then Ali: he's not being subtle Carly: he cant do subtle Carly: me and him have that in common like Ali: Carly Ali: do you like him? Carly: why Ali: because I think you do Carly: it doesn't matter what you think Carly: he thinks she's girlfriend material & im a slag Carly: hes not wrong either Ali: If you like him, then you should say Ali: regardless, shouldn't let him be a cunt to you, and Ro in the process Ali: who the fuck is he Carly: ha Carly: i dont like anyone baby Carly: I'm just bored Carly: berlins a whole new party Ali: well, good Ali: one less worry Ali: I wish you the perfect holiday fling Carly: aw Carly: youre still the sweetest Carly: sure you dont want a drink while theres some left? Ali: need it now so fuck it Ali: chuck it over Carly: come over Carly: you kno youre the sporty one Carly: i cant be throwing things round the coach Ali: alright, you calling baby spice, I assume? Carly: or scary Carly: depends whos asking Carly: cant be posh tho Ali: yeah you can Ali: she weren't even and you can rock that pout just as well Carly: aw Carly: you should be baby tho youre the cutest Ali: little school all over again, we can't all be baby, lads! 😂 Ali: i'll be ginger, if you wore that iconic dress on your site, you'd get lynched Carly: yea Carly: & if anyone would cause drama by going solo its you Carly: Marlene been knew Ali: Ouch 💔 Ali: but fair Ali: Already thinking about her due to namesake birthplace but you really went there Ali: please tell me I haven't tanked as hard, not got Drew's fragile ego like but 😥 Carly: you kno im just mad youre not thinking about me Carly: dont listen to a word i say Carly: goldies got a fragile heart now too, so sad you broke up w me & stole his bf on top Carly: someone think of the golden god Ali: baby Ali: yeah, that's TOTALLY what the weird vibe is all about Ali: moody twat, soz a threesome is outta the question now Carly: he likes you too Carly: thats a thing Carly: playing like im the one hung up but he is Ali: Nah Ali: that boy don't know what he wants Ali: not down for him using my bestie and sister to find out though, fuck off and soul search like the rest Carly: he wants you Carly: but you got your boy & he shouldnt be trying to mess w Carly: meant to be his boy too Ali: so he reckons but give him 5 minutes before he weren't arsed Ali: don't trust him as far as I can throw him so ain't taking his word on that either like Ali: exactly Ali: 🐍 Carly: id leave him alone if he was happy being w her but i kno he isnt Carly: not letting him lie to me Ali: it doesn't have to be your problem Ali: or your job to make him happy Ali: knew it though Carly: ha Carly: it isn't my problem Carly: & i cant keep a job you kno Carly: couldnt do that one if i was paid like Ali: no one can babe Ali: not to be that hippie cliche about it Ali: but forreal, gotta do that shit himself Carly: its Carly: how he makes me feel sometimes Carly: not happy im not living that lie but Carly: its not nothing & sometimes its good you kno Ali: yeah Ali: i know Ali: but you can have more, if you want Ali: that is possible Ali: you don't have to settle for sometimes good Carly: youre sweet but youre a dreamer babe Carly: ive got nothing going on not in my head & not around me Carly: theres no more than settling down on the site or settling for being off whenever i can Ali: s'not true Carly: yea it is Carly: you dont want it to be but that dont mean its not Carly: me and that boy have more in common than not being subtle like Ali: it ain't Ali: doesn't have to be Ali: nothing is set in stone unless you pour the fucking cement yourself, like Carly: it doesnt have to be doing it but it can still get poured Carly: forget it tho Carly: im drinking on empty & feeling sorry for myself Carly: no fun in that Ali: ain't that fast drying Ali: dust yourself off and run Carly: where to babe Carly: nowhere to go but the coach bathroom Carly: been there done that Ali: well hang on a bit and we'll be in a whole new country, babe Ali: promise is a promise and we can start in Berlin Carly: but 3s a crowd when its not a party Carly: im not trying to mess you & your boy up Carly: cant tell drew off if i do Ali: nah Ali: it ain't like that Ali: not got the blinkers on and knowing each other's passwords and schedules Ali: got trust Carly: yea? Carly: got food too or Carly: cuz im gonna vom if you say no Ali: Yes Ali: Lemme food parcel Carly: if you havent lost the knack Carly: been awhile Ali: 😔 Ali: i'm soz Carly: dont be Carly: you kno i love you Carly: no drama Ali: i love you too Ali: and you would tell me if you needed something wouldn't you Ali: 'cos that ain't changed, i'm still here Ali: unlucky bitch Carly: unlucky for you Carly: shouldnt be on site unless theres something in it for you babe Carly: all i need is to remember breakfast before i get on a sess Carly: & to dilute my spirits sometimes too Ali: there is, you nutter Ali: there you go, who said school trips weren't educational? only on the bus and you're whacking out the wisdom already Carly: not as thick as i look Carly: ms woodfield was thinking it too i reckon Carly: she might kno but im still gonna blame the shit driver if i vom Carly: try and stop me bitch Ali: you look nothing but amazing hush Ali: she's down with the kids, she'll hold your hair back Carly: you hush Carly: trying to make me emotional in front of the front of the coach Ali: it's alright, join Millie Rooney and say you're homesick 😉 Carly: idk whats sadder everyone thinking im crying over an empty caravan or that prick thinking its about him Ali: 😬 i know what i reckon Ali: better dry those tears, babygirl Carly: get his phone for me tho yea Carly: i am mad he gets me & i get nothing back Carly: use the magic Ali: use my mad hacking skillz gotcha Ali: but should I use them for good and accidentally forward some incriminating shit to Ro? 🤔 Ali: this is why we're not meant to play God Carly: do what you must Carly: i trust you Ali: don't worry, sure you're not the only girl he's been chatting too Ali: no offense meant obvs but you know Ali: don't have to drop you in it, as if its your fault but idk, Ro isn't always willing to be entirely rational when it comes to him Carly: idc she never liked me much anyways Carly: better that than dropping some naive random in it Carly: everyones seen me naked if it blows up Carly: old news Carly: & the vid was good too i look hot Ali: hmm, good point on the random Ali: and I don't doubt that you did Ali: I'll have to think on this a bit harder Carly: k Carly: if everyone gets in my inbox ill kno Ali: god Ali: people are gross Carly: can be fun sometimes Carly: cant all be angels like you babe Ali: 🖕 Ali: you know i ain't Carly: i kno you are Carly: too sweet Ali: pot kettle baby Ali: but your secret's safe with me 😘 Carly: ha Carly: its no secret im only sweet to you so youre the only one who needs to kno Ali: 'cos people suck Ali: that's no secret Ali: not gonna waste your time, are you, like Carly: not as good at picking out the deserving ones as you Carly: no secret i fuck up more than i dont Carly: how many bad decisions can i make before berlin tho Ali: nah, you're just too nice for your own good Ali: you know he don't deserve it but people have made the same (wrong) judgment on you so you can't do it back Ali: to anyone Ali: even genuinely shitty people, or people who'd be better off for the nudge of nah Carly: now whos dropping the wisdom Carly: ill just screenshot those few sentences for my ma when she's on at me Carly: im a nice person bitch Ali: 💅☕ though Ali: i'll translate it into spanish for her if she's not getting the memo in plain english Carly: ha Carly: she got well excited cuz she thought berlin had a red light district Carly: thought she was gonna get in my bags Carly: one way to stop me fucking drew in the front row but Ali: pretending i didn't hear that last bit ew Ali: moving on Ali: she wanna get in the windows or like? Carly: she did get the sack so probs Carly: or she thinks itll be like magic mike the german dub idk Ali: oh honey Ali: every nights a hen night Ali: 🙄 Carly: imagine if theyd let mas and das on this trip Carly: i couldnt have come Ali: me either Ali: no one needs that Carly: your ma is so scary Carly: but shed put goldie in his place Carly: probs shouldve brought her Carly: keep me behaving Ali: she literally wants to murder him Ali: need a restraining order and more than mr murray and mr latimer to keep her back Carly: ha Carly: love it Carly: cant she break up the happy couple Carly: my da did me & this beautiful traveller lad that took my v Ali: 💔 Ali: is he married now Ali: if we're doing matchmaking Ali: but in answer, she learnt that forbidding something makes it 1000x more likely to happen and in more secretive, intense ways so Ali: I'm soz Ro, really fucked you over on that one Carly: idk my da literally moved them on Carly: threat of getting the law Carly: k but he still wouldnt be into it Carly: i feel bad for her Ali: ugh Ali: so romeo and juliet, baby you must've been so about it 'til he fucked it up that hard Ali: yeah, i know Ali: i'll figure out something Carly: i was only 12 so i did have the mindset Carly: worth it tho Carly: prettiest boy ive ever seen Ali: swizzle on that, goldilocks Carly: everyone wanted to fuck him Carly: the whole site was feeling the love Carly: fun times Ali: like a beatle was living in your back garden Ali: love that Carly: i peaked Carly: all there is now is a golden god who behaves like a idiot boy Ali: i mean, won't take offense 😒 sat right here and all but no 😉 Ali: there's a whole world of dick out there i promise you Ali: some attached to boys who don't behave like one Carly: ha Carly: you know you're my fave Carly: but youre sat next to him so I cant tell it Ali: 💚 Ali: won't even tell you who i lost my v to Ali: too shaming Carly: now you have to Ali: 😬😫 Ali: okay but then i'm going for a piss so i don't have to feel the pity Carly: baby id never feel sorry for you Carly: w my life come on Ali: you might sympathize though 'cos it was ronan Ali: why he got all weird, probs Ali: eurgh repressed memories flooding back in with the shame 😂 Carly: shit Carly: i told drew all first times are bad but wouldnt wish him on you like that Carly: oh ronan Carly: he better not have treated you like he did me Carly: ill fucking kill him like Ali: aw babe Ali: my hero 💪 Ali: you know what he's like but that shit is long in the past with us so meh Carly: im gonna cry Carly: babe thats sad Carly: & now ms woodfield is staring at me k Ali: don't cry silly Ali: is what it is Carly: im crying and planning murder Ali: you went there too, and other various dickheads, so where's my invite to this party? Carly: but youre perfect Carly: and it was your first time Carly: actual tears in the front row Ali: oh babe Ali: i'm coming over Ali: bog roll in hand Carly: youre too good Carly: im so sad Ali: 😇 that's you Carly: all you tho Ali: nu-uh Ali: you you you Carly: i cant argue cuz im blinded by my tears Ali: not the greatest victory I've ever then Ali: but I'll take it if you smile again Carly: waiting for ms woodfield to tell me i need jesus Carly: ill laugh then Ali: okay, i'll try and lead the convo and her like Ali: we got this, woody Carly: nah if you try and lead her anywhere itll only go one way Carly: teachers pet Ali: 😂 Ali: do you reckon she loves that everyone lowkey drools over her 'cos she's the right side of 40 Ali: or is she desperately job hunting like these fucking kids Carly: i can see in her eyes she loves it Carly: she hates me cuz i dont Carly: facts Ali: not 'cos you never do your work, nah 😏 Carly: & im drunk as fuck rn on her watch Ali: i mean Ali: if YOU were doing your job properly darling Ali: mad you beat her to it, they always get plastered on trips Carly: yea Carly: bet shed take nudes in the bathroom if she had someone to send them to Ali: ooh what teacher could she homewreck Ali: school trip always a perfect place to start an affair Carly: Mr O'Brien could get it if you were old Ali: good shout Ali: getting out my bow as we speak Carly: Mr Cork is alright too but he looks like he'd shower after holding hands Carly: weird Ali: I mean Ali: cleanliness is next to godliness Ali: dirty hoe Carly: ha Carly: you kno it Ali: might be a serial killer Ali: but you wouldn't catch nowt off him Carly: dont have to go home if he murders me Carly: scatter me in berlin lad Ali: 😨😭 noooooo Ali: even if i could go neeson and avenge you Carly: dont go neeson off set tho Carly: your boy wouldnt love the racism Ali: don't wanna be that bitch Ali: problematique Carly: enough bitches on this coach Carly: for once not looking at you ms woodfield Carly: we ever getting there? i thought getting wasted would make me less bored not more Ali: and lowkey racists Ali: all comes out the woodworks when you outed, that gay bashing all afresh like Ali: seriously, why couldn't we go on a plane Carly: & overt racists Carly: that cash tho Carly: how would the teachers afford to get wrecked if they blew the budget Carly: gotta blow each other first Ali: ☕ Ali: dickheads Carly: when goldilocks isnt the biggest twat on the coach tho Carly: idk what to do w that Carly: universe trying to make me like him Ali: give him time Ali: sure he'll reclaim his title 💪 Carly: he'd love a crown Carly: or a medal Carly: get crafting Ali: only if I can get biblical Ali: crown of thorns, you mean barbed wire, okay Carly: ha Carly: im tired come & nap w me Ali: okay boo Ali: as far as pillows go 😏 Carly: serious Carly: i dont wanna sleep on my own Carly: hate it Ali: i remember Ali: coming Ali: promise

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HIIIII I just binged the entire knight guard series over like ,,, 2-3 days and the fixation is buzzing thru my veins ,,,,, it's so gorgeously written and I got attached to the characters immediately, esp danny and max bc they're so . idk realistic????? if you can be realistic when you're dead and/or being hunted by a whole ass nightmare

anyway I was wondering, if pressed, who d'you think bonnie would choose between mike and danny? like in a life-or-death scenario, bc the fic brain is itching (if that's ok?) and I'm so excited for the next installment of the series

anyway sorry this is so long I just . hrgsgebjsenjee knight guard <3

Damn! That's what, 400k words or sumthin? I salute you, Anon, amazing, and I'm glad you enjoyed it :D also bless I try so hard to avoid relying on OCs (with minor exception to Max who is obv half oc/half canon) and yet people still love Danny?? I'm guessing bc of his age and, unlike Mike, he really has only his wits/friends to help him survive. Plus, it's easy to relate, his 'selfish actions' in Ghost Strings were just a misguided attempt to find something about his dad...loss is hard on all of us. Max is...Max is just, SameBro Energy. I identify with Max a LOT--the only thing Mike inherited from me is his snarky humor. Otherwise Maxxie is a lot like me. XD

Also OOF WHAT A QUESTION!! (and OFC it is okay! If you feel comfortable, I'd LOVE to read whatever you choose to share :o please link me in IM tho since Tumblr hates links )

The thing is by the time Danny is introduced Mike DOES have Goldy on his side. He even has Marion for most of GS too. After GS, he has Freddy--altho Freddy isn't as powerful as Marion. If pressed, Bonnie would likely go for Danny first and foremost, knowing that if something happened to Danny Fitzgerald he'd have failed his promise to look after one of their night guard's son. Hell, Mike himself would demand/expect the bunny to do so!

Yeah, the greater the danger, the more likely Bonnie would do whatever it took to ensure Danny would be okay--after all, animatronics can be rebuilt.

Bonnie wouldn't be happy with having to make the choice ofc--he'd likely need a lot of comfort after from Freddy and the others that he made the right decision. He knows Mike is a little unkillable, but he's not invincible. And Bonnie adores Mike, especially because he's Freddy's favorite...but Danny is Bonnie's favorite, and they have a longer history, as well as Danny being pretty young/inexperienced in the regular danger that befalls the pizzeria. When Bonnie was Withered Bonnie, and thought he would never make another child happy again, baby!Danny Fitzgerald took after his father's example and adored Bonnie. In the knight guard au, Bonnie models are often labeled as brats, tending to be kinda rude and opinionated tricksters that were designed to conect to the slightly older crowds of kiddos/teens. They can be possessive and jealous, especially that lavender wabbit who wrestles with his insecurities due to his mistreatment in FNAF2. If someone else had to protect/save Danny when he couldn't--with perhaps exception to Fazbear--Bonnie would take that very personally and feel like he let his kid down. Bonnie's are loyal to the last screw once they pick a favorite, but they can get kinda caught up and hold themselves to perhaps too high of a standard.

Hope that helped anon!

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