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goomybearz · 16 days
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they threw my ass in the third dimension!!!!!
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verishere · 3 days
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gimme a disastrous magical scenario. I have a wizard character whose job it is to clean up after other more irresponsible wizards
i need smth funny
Given I know nothing about how these wizards magic works, I'm going to use this as an excuse to talk about some from my world. Maybe they can also apply to yours, or at least give some kind of idea.
The dancing plague of 1518. That sounds like a fictional name, but no, look it up. That's real life history. Of course, I couldn't leave something like that alone, so I exaggerated it and stuffed into my world.
So the central plaza of this one kingdom had runes drawn all over the damned thing. Each one was applied to the bottom of a brick that would then be laid into the plaza floor, the culprit of course being one of the several workers involved in building it. Or at least, he was disguising as a common laborer instead of an extremely dangerous and also slightly unstable wizard. Now of course it wouldn't be applied to every brick, only the ones he held, but that just makes it funnier.
He sent his magic into the runes roughly 50 years after it was built. No one, of course, suspected anything of the plaza that entire time; why would they? Nothing had happened yet. And now suddenly if you step on the wrong square, you start dancing until you step off the plaza entirely. For as long as you remain on the plaza you will remain dancing, if you step on the wrong one. He also cast a larger spell over all the plaza so that once this effect activated, you cannot mark the bricks at all, or even move them or anything like that without magical means. You just had to guess which ones were safe and which one's weren't.
The event of course ended when the reigning monarch came down to see what all the ruckus was about, thought it utterly rediculous, these people must be lying as an excuse to dance in public, or some kind of defamation against me, so he decided to prove that it must be a hoax. By stepping onto it.
Unfortunately, the king himself was a magic user, and a rather more powerful one than the wizard who'd set this whole thing up, so he of course broke the spells and replaced the plaza's bricks... after about 45 seconds of ballet in front of his assembled people.
Another one was when the same wizard as before cast a spell to change the perceptions of everyone in the entirety of the palace grounds of a different kingdom's monarch, some few centuries later. What he did was anyone who stepped into that palace would be incapable of percieving height properly. If what they were looking at was taller than them, it would appear half height to their eyes; if it is shorter than them, it will quadruple in height to their eyes. It does, of course, not actually affect anything physically. All it did was that anyone fortunate enough to watch got to see noblemen stepping as high as they could very carefully over a small pipe in the ground, or run away screaming when a spider approached. It should be mentioned this did not affect other people, if they saw someone else they were their proper height.
Another time this same wizard (he's a fun guy) some 1000 years or so after the last incident (some other people didn't think he was very fun, he had to be quiet for a bit) was sneaking up upon a diplomatic meeting between two kingdoms, who did not share a language. He cast a spell over the translator, causing her to perceive every word said by one side as a fart joke, and any said by the other side as a dick joke. As in, if one person mentioned someone named "James", then it would be perceived to her as a joke about James' well endowment. The sentence would remain unaltered in meaning, except that always if the subject of the sentence were a person the translator would hear a joke made about that person. So speaking to each other of course, they would address each other by name or by pronoun, and each and every time it was done, the translator always relayed the joke she heard as well.
Fortunately, two of the people there were magic users themselves, albiet extremely weak ones, and were able to eventually sense the magic in the area. It took some time though, and some pain. As in, almost a massive diplomatic incident that would have ended several trade routes and friendships.
I have more, I'm sure, but I can't think of anymore off the top of my head and I need sleep. Hope one of these at least gave an idea though!
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top-milker · 4 months
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he’s doing his lil dance
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luucypevensie · 25 days
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In honor of the Easter holiday (and @ginger-grimm posting AMAZING edits of them), here are my new Glee children!!
First, we have Kathani “Kate” Arya (fc Ambika Mod)
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Kate was born in London to a professor father and reporter mother, so she grew up always being vocal about her beliefs and views. Before she turned sixteen, her father received a job offer for an English professor opening at Ohio State and the family moved to Lima while leaving Kate’s beloved paternal grandfather behind in London. Upon arriving at McKinley, everyone was at first interested in the new student from London. But as soon as Kate began to open her mouth and express her opinions, it solidified her status towards the bottom of the food chain. However, it did bring her to her newfound best friend (and eventual love interest): Tina Cohen-Chang.
Besides Tina, Kate somehow manages to have a “fling” with Quinn that ends their senior year.
Kate is the asexual representation that Glee needs but does not deserve, she is the queen of the dark academia aesthetic (loves thrift stores, museums, used copies of books etc), an EXCELLENT debater, and fluent in French, Hindu, and English.
And now we have Tracey Alexander (fc Jaicy Elliot)
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Tracey has lived her entire life in Lima, and as a child, she never could understand why there weren’t more people that looked like her in magazines. Then, when her mother handed her a needle and thread and taught her how to sew, she immediately knew that she wanted to become a fashion designer that celebrates plus sized fashion because all bodies are beautiful.
Mercedes has been her best friend for as long as she could remember (she’s going to be her designer once they become big). Tracey is a proud bisexual woman: she was the one who helped Brittany realize she was bi when the two of them shared a kiss back in the day, and ever since middle school she’s had a bit of a crush on Finn when they were lab partners in science class (Finn too had a crush on her because he was in awe of how bold and brilliant she was).
She wants to go to Paris for fashion school (her dream place), she has a little sister who is an amazing cello player, and there’s a running joke that her mom and Brittany’s mom were twins separated from birth but none of them can see it
Special thanks to Alexandra @dancingsunflowers-ocs for helping me flush out Kate and Tracey
Tagging the usual suspects: @ginger-grimm and @daughter-of-melpomene
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vermakesthings · 1 day
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Lopunil
An elder Mornnu.
He/him for littererly all of time, up until after the Garuku ulnye Luwurku.
During the first blessed years, had loved Liam Lyradon (at the time, she/her). He had attempted for over five years to sway her, though she felt no interest in him and had not even been a good friend of his before he had made his thought clear; and now that he refused the word "no" is not at all.
After the fall of the Blessed Years, he joined Thribruthmu's side in hope for power. Thribruthmu promised him a land of his own to rule, though still subject to Thribruthmu's will, and also that Liam Lyradon's life should be spared and he should have her hand in marriage. Thribruthmu genuinely did intend to keep this word, surprisingly; he understood that if he did not seem loyal to his word his word would not be trusted even by his servents. And so even in dealings with his enemy he had hardly ever lied, and in this case was not either. After Gorpku ilye Lowarku, he was not slain, for he had not openly been a servant of Thribruthmu but instead acted as a spy for him, pretending to be a friend of Thrininkun from the start. After the battle, he was still seen as a friend of Thrininkun at the time and joined them in their attempts to build a kingdom their own, as well as to fulfill their oath. When they attacked Blonicku, he joined in the assault- Liam's time travel, despite this being hundreds of years after he had tried to woo Liam, this was actually Liam's childhood home he was attacking as Liam was a child. Lopunil killed several of Liam's friends and attempted to kill Axel in the battle. He survived the battle, yet for 4000 years afterwards attempted to lay low in fear, for he knew that the Lyradons who now ruled most of the world would have his head if they could, and there was little he could do to help his master. He prepared, for all the Dark Years, for an assault on the sun itself, percieving that Nirum would reward him for such a great victory in his name. When the time came, he spread his wings and flew into the sun at the moment he sensed that the ruler of the sun- who he did not know the identity of- had let off her guard. The rest of the tale of this battle is better told in a seperate post for itself, so to summarize: he lost the battle and was cast to the moon, as all dead Aeternal go, where he resided until the world was remade after the war ended. In the second Blessed Years that came after they were punished, though not forever, and forgiveness and pardon was granted to them by the Thrikun eventually. They still for this time pines after Liam, though knowing that love is impossible; Liam has by this point married Freya, to Lopunil's regret. It will be long before Lopunil finds another for their heart, if they ever even will (in other words I haven't decided if they will and even if they do I certainly haven't made that character yet.)
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thequeenofthieves · 1 year
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Elenwen: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Ancano: Is it me, Lady Elenwen?
Elenwen: No, it’s not you.
Ondolemar: Is it me, First Emissary?
Elenwen: It’s not you either.
Halidur: Is it me, Elenwen?
Elenwen:
Elenwen, mockingly: iS iT mE, eLeNwEn?
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therandomdragons · 3 months
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I hope this is the right version lol
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werewolfpdfs · 3 months
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in honor of the prev post. facts about nav. well they work on a luxury spaceship. they bond with carlos via sneaking into the indoor pool room at two in the morning. they are gradually replacing all their robot parts with human ones. carlos has some of their originals it’s a whole thing. did you know that in sci fi you can do whatever you want forever
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braingoburr · 4 months
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Family Portrait!
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brain-empty · 1 year
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Bee's a furry oc I just never draw most of the fur
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goomybearz · 11 months
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earth ponies cant have magic like that cut it out
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verishere · 4 days
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I wonder if Tillion and Earendil ever argue for airspace
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top-milker · 9 months
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jack emotes on us
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luucypevensie · 3 months
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Today is a rare day where work is slow, and because of that, I made a playlist for my fave family of witch siblings!
Tagging @dancingsunflowers-ocs, @daughter-of-melpomene, @bi-ologistofthehills and @ginger-grimm
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vermakesthings · 1 day
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Aeternals and gender
Gender for aeternals in my world is complicated. We'll get into what aeternals are in a different post, once I've explained fully what the Mark of Monarchs does as well as the True Sun. For now, just accept that Aeternals are certain rare people from either species who are very hard to kill, automatically have magic, and even once killed do not stay dead.
When an Aeternal dies, one of two things happen. If the wound is severe enough, their soul will go to the moon and await there until their time is up, and then they are restored to life. During the dark years, I should mention, "their time is over" meant for the marked until the final war began, and if they were an aeternal but not marked, it meant until they were specifically revived during the final war or after the final war's end. So for most who died during the dark years, they awaited there for thousands of years.
If the wound is not severe enough, they regenerate. Kind of doctor who like, though the process itself is fairly different. This is one of the 4 points in my world that I wouldn't say is original. They change their body entirely, and are completely healed. The sex of the body they change into is random, could be either; and as for gender, it is entirely random and changes on regeneration. Could be genderfluid, agender, could align to their sex, etc. If they are nonbinary in some way, their body will reflect that as well as it can.
After they are revived from the moon, they are brought back to their first form, and the next time they regenerate they will be on their second again, then their third, etc. Even if before going to the moon they were on their 20th, they must go through it all again.
So for my posts, if I ever refer to an Aeternal- and literately every single character I've posted so far is one- with gendered terms, then either they were actually that gender at the time, or I've made a mistake. I try to use neutral pronouns for if I'm talking about the character as a whole, and the correct pronouns for in the moment if I'm talking of a specific instance. For example, in the post where I showed the argument between Liam the Thrininkun, I called Liam a he; but in hindsight, at the time they would have been a she. I will go back and correct those errors in a minute. In the post about Liam Lyradon, I should have used they/them. I am almost certain I didn't.
So pretty much, don't take the pronouns I use for characters as gospel. They are probably wrong.
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thequeenofthieves · 9 months
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Marcella: Why is Teldryn crying on the floor?
Geldis: He’s drunk.
Marcella: And?
Geldis: He found out that you're married.
Marcella: But I am married to him-
Geldis: Yeah, I think he forgot.
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