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No, no, you misunderstood me. The best trope isn't the villain gets the girl, the best trope is the girl gets the villain.
The Last Dragonborn, after getting Miraak from Apocrypha, probably
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If we’re in trouble, just throw a Dragonborn at the problem and hope for the best.
Akatosh, often, definitely
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I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough.
The Last Dragonborn, probably
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Hermaeus Mora, about Miraak: He would die for me.
Last Dragonborn: Yeah, but he would live for me, so who's really winning?
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The Last Dragonborn, rolling up to High Hrothgar to negotiate peace between Ulfric Stormcloak and General Tullius during Season Unending: Why are threesomes only for sex? Why can’t I join a couple’s argument if I want to?
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Odahviing: Is this about the Dovahkiin?
Alduin: No.
Odahviing: Krosis, then I've lost interest.
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Don't listen to anything Hermaeus Mora says. He's an asshole.
Miraak, to the Last Dragonborn, probably
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Y'know, I think Hermaeus Mora looks chewy.
The Last Dragonborn, probably
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Last Dragonborn: I challenge you to a duel.
Miraak: Very well. Weapons?
Last Dragonborn: Compliments.
Miraak: A capital idea.
Last Dragonborn: Thank you, I — ah! I see you've dueled before!
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Last Dragonborn: Hey, I’m about to get in the shower. You wanna join me?
Miraak: There’s a destruction staff taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.
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Some of you lack the dissociative skills to deal with the apocalypse and it shows.
The Last Dragonborn, probably
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Paarthurnax: *removes Dragonborn from his neck so he can stretch*
Last Dragonborn: Dragon Dad is . . . evil? Dragon Dad is unyielding? Dragon Dad is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore Tamriel as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household. I can—
Paarthurnax: *puts Dragonborn back on his neck*
Last Dragonborn: Nevermind.
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Last Dragonborn, trying to help Ralof in the midst of battle:: To the left!
Ralof: Take it back now y'all!
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Akatosh, handing the Last Dragonborn over to Paarthurnax: You're gonna want one of these.
Paarthurnax: What does it help with?
Akatosh: Everything.
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Last Dragonborn: Once, I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with some random girl.
Last Dragonborn: Last night, I lost Miraak at a function and found him outside trying to befriend a stray fox.
Last Dragonborn: Upgrades.
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Paarthurnax: Don't look at your dark side too long. It might look back.
Odahviing:
Last Dragonborn:
Paarthurnax: *just chilling on his word wall*
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