#ocean's thirteen

[filmgifs]

Ocean's Thirteen (2007) dir. Steven Soderbergh

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[bluewritinghood]

#they are just full on staring at Linus’s ass #danny ocean #rusty ryan #linus caldwell #Linus Caldwell x rusty Ryan x Danny ocean #ocean's thirteen #oceans eleven #ocean's twelve #oceans 13 #oceans 11 #ocean's 11 #oceans 12 #oceans #ocean's 13

[genderfluid-ass]

I made a thing

#oceans 11 #oceans 13 #oceans 12 #ocean's thirteen #ocean's twelve #oceans eleven #ocean's 11 #oceans #ocean's 13 #oceans trilogy #danny ocean #Rusty Ryan #linus caldwell #rusty x danny #danny x rusty #dannyrusty #Basher tarr #2000 movies #2001 movies #Virgil Malloy

[queenofthequillandink]

Sexualities of the original Ocean's crew, as decided by me and my partner while watching Ocean's 13:

Danny: Straight, but has fucked Rusty. Liked it well enough, but decided that he wasn't into men. Would still do it again.

Rusty: Bisexual, but in denial. Liked fucking Danny way more than Danny liked fucking him and doesn't know what to do with that information.

Basher: Pansexual. Has never once cared what was in someone's pants, unless it was explosives. And then he was even more excited.

Livingston: Too anxious to have a sexuality. Would pass out if put in a situation where he was expected to have sex. Homoromantic.

Linus: Genuinely does not know. Is trying to have whatever the coolest sexuality is, mostly by copying Danny and Rusty, but is getting signals that he doesn't understand due to the "will fuck men platonically" and "deep repression," respectively.

Frank: Straight. I'm sorry, my guy just has very straight energy. Highly vocal ally though. Dated a lot of girls that turned out to be lesbians and loves hanging out with them.

Yen: Slut. The rest of his sexuality doesn't matter. The most important thing is that this man fucks, and he fucks often.

Turk: Straight, but has somehow only managed to ever date trans women. It's not a fetish and he's genuinely not doing it on purpose.

Virgil: Queer. If it happens, it happens. Will only date people who annoy his brother.

Saul: Straight, but only has gay friends. Lived through the hippie 60s and the AIDS crisis. Threw a Molotov cocktail on Reagan's White House lawn.

Reuben: Are you fucking kidding me? Gay.

Bonuses:

Tess: Demisexual. Will become attracted to both men and women, but she has to know them well first. Does not know this about herself.

Roman: Gay and isn't hiding it, but isn't flaunting it either. He'll tell you if you ask, but you do have to ask. Greco is his ex and the guys at boarding school made a LOT of GrecoRoman jokes.

Benedict: Considers having a sexuality a waste of time and energy. Only gets off as a bodily function like any other and doesn't understand why no one else treats sex this way. Has not considered that not everyone feels this way about sex.

#ocean's eleven #ocean's thirteen #ocean's twelve is dead to me #it's not bad i just hate the fox or whatever his real name is SO FUCKING MUCH #danny ocean #rusty ryan #basher tarr #livingston dell #linus caldwell #frank catton #yen oceans #why does this man not have a last name literally everyone else does #turk malloy #virgil malloy #saul bloom #reuben tishkoff #tess ocean #roman nagel #terry benedict #original #look at me. look in my eyes tumblr dorothy commercial #i don't care what era the films took place in #this is vibes only #and you can all disagree with me as much as you want i do not care we're all right #fucking ROMAN has a canon last name and yen doesn't???? #where is the justice

[uncuteartist]

The strike subplot in Ocean's Thirteen is so fucking good.

They send one of the crew down to a dice factory in Mexico to fuck with the plastic composition so they can get rigged dice on the floor of the casino they're wrecking. The dude, despite being there for the sole purpose of fucking with the dice production and then leaving (which should take like a day or two), gets so fed up with being underpaid in poor working conditions that he says this is bullshit and gives a whole speech and inspires his fellow workers to strike. Which is EXTREMELY UNHELPFUL to the heist he's technically there to help facilitate.

So the rest of the crew calls down and is like hey what the fuck we need those dice what's going on and he's like "Sorry can't talk right now, these wages are bullshit, the workers deserve more than this, and we're fighting the cops now bye"

So they end up sending his brother down to talk sense into him and stop the strike so the heist can continue.

Then a while later they call the brother and is like "Hey haven't heard from you what's the status on the dice" and he's like "oh yeah the dice will get done, we're just having a little problem with management" and camera pans out and you find that HE ALSO has joined the strike and has in fact ESCALATED it to throwing molotov cocktails at the cops.

And they're like well what's it going to take end this strike? And he's like "Well the workers are demanding a wage increase, so it's going to take 35 thousand dollars." and they're like "For 200 employees? That's 7 millon dollars! We can't afford that!" and he's like "no it's 35 thousand total." and all these dudes who rob rich assholes for a living just sit there stunned because these workers were risking their lives for a measly increase of $3.37 a week in take home pay and just immediately write them a check.

#ocean's thirteen #i don't need new movies i'm catching up on ones from 2007 #and i'm probably going to watch this one three more times it's so well done and there's so much going on in it #usually you expect the 2nd sequel of a movie to suck but nope not here #gotta get my hands of oceans 8

[ryoceann]

me (an empath) sensing danny ocean and rusty ryan absolutely explored each other's bodies. frequently.

#me an empath #its true!!! i was there #danny ocean #rusty ryan #ocean's eleven #ocean's twelve #ocean's thirteen #ocean's trilogy #danny x rusty #ryocean #the gayest people to ever gay

[wernerherzoghaircut]

#there is no god #ocean's thirteen

[vargamornight]

thirteen is the best ocean's movie because the only actual issue with the heist is the result of literal direct action from one of the team because he got stationed in a manufacturing company in mexico and, disgusted and enraged by the working conditions, encouraged, organized, and participated in a strike that shut the company down. my man said "fuck the con, this is a human rights issue." and he was RIGHT

#ocean's thirteen

[adamwatchesmovies]

Ocean's Thirteen (2007)

Inexplicably, the Ocean’s franchise didn’t sink into oblivion after the sewage that was Ocean’s Twelve. This third chapter in the series fares much better than its predecessor but never reaches the level of the original (neither the original original or the 2001 remake). Still, as another installment, it does offer the remaining fans more of what they want to see, which is something.

After Reuben (Elliott Gould) loses his investment in a new hotel-casino to his business partner, Willy Bank (Al Pacino), he suffers a heart attack and becomes bedridden. Danny (George Clooney) and the rest of the Ocean Club decide to get even by ruining Bank and his new establishment.

If you’re not endeared to the Ocean’s crew, this plot will be an uphill battle. "Boo hoo. Poor Reuben is so upset he’s not making millions off this gaudy casino that he’s become catatonic. Guess it’s up to his buddies to get revenge on his behalf instead of just convincing the proper authorities that he was strongarmed into signing a contract?" Towards the end of the film, the crew’s old nemesis, Terry Benedict (Andy García, whose character is brought back under dubious pretenses), sees millions of his money donated to charity without his consent. I wonder if any of the cash the protagonists end up swiping from Banks would’ve gone anywhere except their pockets had they not had a score to settle. While some of this is mitigated by the fact that Willy Bank is a jerk, what we're seeing feels like a whole lot of “the 1%’s problems”. There isn’t a love plot to make us believe this is about anything but money unless you count the brotherly love between the Ocean’s crew. Even that seems like a stretch.

In the first movie and even in the second in a “sure, whatever”, kind of way, it made sense for these 11 people (we’ll get to that number in a moment) to join forces. Now? It seems overly optimistic to think the random Chinese acrobat who doesn’t speak English would put himself at risk as he does here. Now to be fair, this story makes much better use of its characters than Twelve did. No one gets stuffed into a bag and shipped off to nowhere halfway through, for example. Everyone has a role to play and it works though it should be noted that neither Julia Roberts nor Catherine Zeta-Jones return.

You’re wondering who the two new members of the crew are. One is the aforementioned Benedict, who plays the role of a benefactor. The other is… Eddie Izzard as Roman Nagel. I think. The motif of adding a new expert to the crew with each sequel has basically disappeared, and for good reason. This series can barely handle the people it has on its roster. Adding more is becoming increasingly problematic but it’s also necessary. See, “The Bank” has insane security measures, the kind no one in their right might would even try to circumvent. On the one hand, this makes for exciting scenes that make you wonder how the lock will get cracked. On the other, it makes the plot feel manufactured. For example, there's this super secure room that contains expensive jewelry. The plan to get in? Have Linus Caldwell (Matt Damon) and his phoney-looking rubber nose seduce Bank’s right-hand woman, Abigail Sponder (Ellen Barkin). With the help of some magic pheromones, she’ll get so hot and bothered she’ll have no choice but to bring Linus into the only room in the whooooole building that's guaranteed to be deserted. Apparently, there are cameras in the bathrooms, the closets and her private office. It’s a horrible subplot made unintentionally comical by the fact that nothing happens between her and Linus. The movie teases nudity for at least 15 minutes. Ellen Barkin's chest is ALMOST falling out of her dress for so long it’s ridiculous. I thought she was slobbering at the mouth for some man meat but she’s not even taking off her clothes? What’s going on here?!

I’ve been mostly bad-mouthing Ocean's Thirteen because the film is constantly on the brink of crumbling under its own weight. I will still call it a “good” sequel because fans of this series will be happy with it. You hate the bad guy, there are enough laughs to keep you smiling consistently and the con is so complicated it’s fun to see all the pieces coming together. All of the actors are obviously having a great time. I’m in no hurry to watch it again but if you love love love the first, you didn’t mind the second and you want to know if you should watch the third, then I say “sure”. I say this despite feeling like twice was too many for me. (April 29, 2022)

#Ocean's Thirteen #movies #films #movie reviews #film reviews #Steven soderbergh #Brian Koppelman #David Levien #George Clooney #Brad Pitt #Matt Damon #Andy Garcia #Don Cheadle #Bernie Mac #Ellen Barkin #Al Pacino #Casey Affleck #Scott Caan #Eddie Jemison #Qin Shaobo #Carl Reiner #Elliott Gould #2007 movies #2007 films

[obsessedwithtessocean]

Any idea why Danny is wearing two watches here?

He probably stole them both. Maybe he needs two in case one malfunctions. 🤷🏻

#ocean's trilogy #ocean's eleven #ocean's twelve #ocean's thirteen #ocean's eight #danny ocean

[bluewritinghood]

#oceans eleven #danny ocean #ocean's thirteen #ocean's twelve #ocean's 11 #oceans 13 #oceans 11 #oceans 12 #ocean's 13 #oceans trilogy #oceans

[academicgangster]

#ocean's eleven #ocean's twelve #ocean's thirteen #ocean's trilogy #poll

[oldcoffeeb021]

#ocean's 11 #danny x rusty #danny/rusty #ocean's eleven #ocean's thirteen #ocean's twelve

[storm-cloud-lightning]

Watching Hawaii 5-0 with the headcanon that Danny Williams used to be Turk Malloy makes it so much more interesting and entertaining, highly recommend 👍

#danny williams #danno #hawaii 5 0 #hawaii five o #h50 #turk malloy #oceans trilogy #oceans eleven #ocean's eleven #ocean's twelve #oceans twelve #oceans thirteen #ocean's thirteen #crossover #h50 oceans crossover

[nandorsbignaturals]

for those interested, my WWDITS Discord server will be doing a marathon of the Ocean's trilogy today in about two hours!

DM me for temporary access to the server! (full access will be granted if you introduce yourself in our #mosquito-collectors channel, and select a color role from our list in #the-library. :3)

#nbn talks #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #ocean's eleven #ocean's twelve #ocean's thirteen #ocean's trilogy #SEANIIEEEEEEEE~ #discord

[texaschainsawmascara]

Vincent Cassel at Cannes ‘22

#vincent cassel #la haine #ocean's twelve #ocean's thirteen #eastern promises #black swan #jason bourne #westworld #film #movie #actor #french #france #ocean’s twelve #ocean’s thirteen #ocean’s 12 #ocean’s 13 #ocean's 12 #ocean's 13 #cannes