sapnap: bro I’m so drunk, I kinda wanna beat the shit out of george right now…
george: dream, don’t let him.
george: do it!
& of course dream defends george as usual
george trusts that dream would defend him so much that he literally tells sapnap to hit him and dream still defends him like sapnap was doing this unprovoked LOL
Cool Facts- Considered one of the smartest birds, the Eurasian magpie has an affinity towards anything and everything shiny. Capable of recognizing itself in a mirror and mimicking human voices, they can also solve complex puzzles in the search of food. Nesting in tree thickets, magpies protect their nests with their life. Whether it be an eagle or unfortunate human, the Eurasian magpie will do anything to chase a predator away. During magpie nesting season, if may be best to wear a helmet or risk tiny talons scratching at your forehead.
Rating- 11/10 (So much rage in such a small creature.)
Animtober- Heist (Mission Impossible theme but screamed by an angry magpie.)
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